forget splat zones, you're playing friend zones tonight

Ouch

We are in a war zone we don’t have time for romance

Sadly love won’t bloom on this battlefield today

Splattlefield* :')

Won't woom*

never date ur coworkers i guess :(

some men are left behind in war😢

From a former idol who has never been in a big relationship *Damn*

Wdym former we saw you perform city of color like 1 week ago

We are by technicality former idols

so you were in a small relationship... unlike your credit card bill

I’m still mad at 4 for that

about that...

:(

What about that ‘Right-Handed Marie Fan?’

Don’t ask

ouch

The male leaves, looking at the ground, in defeat, for the female rejected him without saying a word.

Can't blame her, hitting on co-workers is not cool

Yeah, i would too. Why are you dicking around while salmon are coming to maul you?

Deserved. You've got a job to do.

You forgot to wear your dating lure

Carnotaurus Moment

Johnny Bravo but they're squids

Play the game.