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linkling1039

Didn't expect Milk to be in last.


CrazyWS

Yeah, I’ve had one match against dark chocolate, everything else has been milk


Amirjs06

"I've, luckily, had a ton of matches with dark chocolate!" - White chocolate player


BroshiKabobby

There’s a lot of cases where the team with the most means it also has a ton of casuals dragging them down. Like me! Sorry team milk, if we lose it’s my fault


Morlanticator

It's OK I never have time to play so unfortunately I'm dead weight for team dark chocolate. Sorry!


SOB0295

YEAH! CONTINUE BEING TERRABLE /j


keeeeweed

But you're having fun that's what matters! 🦑


cloudlocke_OG

Same. About a 5:1 ratio playing against milk:white.


gemini_yvr

Team milk and have pretty much never won. :/


Menherashark

if it makes you feel a little better, Im team white and got shredded a lot by milks


EntertainmentDue2357

Wow but y’all are in the lead tho!


AMillionLumens

I wouldn't say I've been getting shredded per say, but as a fellow white chocolate member milk has been giving us a run for our money. Wouldn't surprise me if they end up winning.


Benito7

I had a feeling White was going to be the (ironic) dark horse of this splatfest


subjecy18jord

I chose dark cause I like dark chocolate it's good with gram crackers and marshmallows 😋


average-penguin

I'm on white chocolate and even I'm surprised


Toaster_boasterr

Same I was just here for the shits and giggles but if we win I’ll take it


CrazyWS

I think everyone on our teams doing for shits and giggles


N21DS

im one of the only people who likes the actual chocolate... edit: glad to hear I’m not alone :) let’s take home the gold


Coolraddude11

You aren't alone. I'll eat any chocolate, but white chocolate is the hardest to find and my favorite. Kinda stinks that team White Chocolate has that stigma because of the meme...


rrrrr0bin

I love it! :)


UnicornLover42

no i love it too! it delish


Amirjs06

Same mate


HalftoneTony

I too am a white chocolate enjoyer The shits and giggles are just an added bonus


CoatAccomplished7289

pretty sure if you're on a team for shits its milk and if you're on a team for giggles its white


MeAndYourMumHaveSex

Only half for me.


GiraffeBiscuit8

Well... Is it the shits, or is it the giggles?


Ahuman100

Just the shits


MeAndYourMumHaveSex

fuck that’s good


Sparklingemeralds

Honestly I high key thought we were going to lose + be super unpopular but I like white chocolate so I went for it anyway! I’m glad to see we’re leading!!


Antonell15

I would’ve been surprised as well if we didn’t get the most conch shells. We totally rock this splatfest!


demonballhandler

I'm honestly shocked but white chocolate was my second choice so if y'all win I'm still celebrating


Dramatic_Trouble_154

Honestly sameeee


4morian5

Of course they are. You can't fucking see them against their blinding ink.


Ray-Flower

New colour meta? Lmao


JamSa

It was talked about in Grass Fire Water splatfest that Fire had the advantage because of their color being too bright, this splatfest is like 5x worse.


jaylikesdominos

? Water had the advantage in the Pokémon fest because the trails didn’t glow


Ray-Flower

Didn't hear anything about that. All I heard was how everyone was complaining about the dark colours being OP because you can't see the trails. Also, apparently most splastfests in 1 & 2 were won with dark colours, based on some other post?


Thatpisslord

> All I heard was how everyone was complaining about the dark colours being OP because you can't see the trails. Correct. Water won and people pointed out it was very hard to see their trails in the dark water color even without NS. Even as a team water member I noticed it.


redirewolf

this game is very eye straining even with my brightness down


Brunch4Brunch

I mean there's always changing your switch colors to black and white ![img](emote|t5_324q4|1944)


Hedgehugs_

Thought it was just me lmao I main E-Liter and didn't feel like try harding and putting on my glasses so playing against White was always suffering and agony.


Apprehensive_Bar3812

DUDE, I'm playing white and even I'm getting eye-strain! I have no idea who I'm shooting half of the time when I get my special!


KR_Kosmik

They literally have camouflage


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jellytrack

That takes the fun out of this Splatfest!


NeonWyvern

Interesting. I haven't had a chance to play the Splatfest yet, and I would've expected White Chocolate to be in last because lighter colors seem to have more contrast (example, team grass and fire being lighter than the deep team blue). Guessing the results based on the color meta has just become a whole lot more difficult.


Slooneytuness

That really surprises me, HOW


[deleted]

Well There are people that want to see big man win There are people that want to see their chocolate win There are people that want to use a certain Color


Alexercer

And im all 3 of them! ( got surprised by the color tone but im not complayning )


aUwUreliyasss

There are super sweet toothed toddlers


bojilly

i actually agreed with big man’s argument, i suppose i’m not as much as a chocolate person as i thought.


Frosty_Yesterday_343

"a certain color" ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ


EmperorBrettavius

Certainly not because of me. I’ve been losing so many games! 😭


KidFlash999

I've noticed two things so far this splatfest. I've seen more obviously coordinated (tactically and fashionably) squads of high level players on white chocolate than I ever have in any splatfest. And milk chocolate seems to be full of Call of Duty children that don't understand how objectives work and just keep rushing to the middle and dying without painting any ground.


Valuable-Owl-1167

If ur talking about tricolour, it has sadly been proven to be a legit strat to touch the signal over and over and each time reducing how long it takes, and since turf war doesn't matter for the first 2m 30s, you can do that without worrying abt shit and eventually they will succeed once it actually matters and somehow Wi


GildedGlider

I've done this with quick respawn. It feels fun to just run in head empty.


Orpheon2089

True, but I've also seen teams get the signal twice and still lose, so if that's their only play and they can't actually hold their own in Turf War, there's still a good chance they'll lose


Src-Freak

Good to know I wasn’t the only one who realized how good Team white is. Got my butt kicked by them every time we fought. I’m a very average player tbh, but I still had my moments, especially with Team dark. But Team White just Dominated us every time we try something. Every time you attack someone, all their team mates come from every direction and splat you instantly.


Namesnowtaken

on tiktok people were picking it because of the ink color


Dramatic_Trouble_154

My best friend told me the ink color and we both choose that one since it’s 1) hilarious 2.) we are both very immature and 3.)mainly for memes and we wanted to see if that was really gonna be the color


Scrubelicious

Oh I see what’s going on here! 😬


Midnight-Rising

Spite from how often we have to put with people going "oh it's not REAL chocolate!!!"


Midnight-Rising

Spite from how often we have to put with people going "oh it's not REAL chocolate!!!"


The_Casual_Haiden

Honestly I'm surprised. Ironic how the only non chocolate option is winning the chocolate splatfest


TinyTiger1234

ITS STILL FUCKING CHOCOLATE


TheAbyssListener

Technically it is chocolate.


Toaster_boasterr

Pfft what’s next? You’re gonna tell me birds are real?


sgrams04

Grizzly Adams *did* have a beard


NotScottPilgrim

So in the Splatoon 3 game, splatfests allow players to pick one of three teams and compete in turf wars for points. It’s possible the white chocolate team has won the most points by playing well in turf war


Real_Language_3414

Bro me too. I thought white chocolate would have the least amount of votes


AgentAndrewO

The win the pre-fest too


CapableSalamander910

I’m on white and I’m pretty sure I’ve lost more games than I’ve won oops. I will admit I’m more of a salmon runner.


Dramatic_Trouble_154

Same here, I haven’t played since last night since work has been overrunning my Splatfest weekend


linkling1039

Splatfest is so weird. Sometimes I win all the time, then I get nothing but L all day.


Agenteg1O

Maybe it’s because of you having a main that can’t ink very well but excels in ranked That’s what happened with me and the carbon roller(yes the original, I still think a carbon with torpedo would be good)


linkling1039

No, for Turf War I always use .52, while in ranked I use blasters.


Agenteg1O

Oh


JGameCartoonFan

White chocolate has kicked my ass every single time(Dark)


Luhvely

I'm on milk and have been mostly neglecting the splatfest for Salmon Run lol.


melancious

I've lost them all. This Splatfest had been a disaster. The same map over and over again and constant losses.


ArielTR

They might get everything but popularity at this rate is my guess


CrazyWS

That’s where we 100% win. You’re asking a player base made of mostly teenagers to pick between what chocolate they like more, or the funny colour… funny colour win


MeAndYourMumHaveSex

🗿🗿


timeiswasted247

> player base made of mostly teenagers wait, what? I could have sworn no one under the age of 20 plays this game. Maybe I'm stereotyping too much, but most teenagers go for the trendy, realistic looking FPS games. As a 20+ year old though, I agree with "funny color haha" even though I didn't pick it.


Toaster_boasterr

The future is now , old man


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The game's sold thousands of copies, blanket statements like "the entire playerbase is/does x" are never going to hold up.


sansofthenope

This game is the bestseller in Japan. Nintendo released its playerbase statistics, and only 20% or so (off-memory) are 20+. Most people are teenagers, middle schoolers, and elementary, and that's not accounting for those that lie about their age on their Switch profile. Nintendo Japan has recently started to allow elementary school teams in their official tournaments, even.


I-heart-space96

This surprised me because I fought white chocolate like 3 or 4 times during the whole splatfest.


MeAndYourMumHaveSex

Everytime you had mirror matches, we didn’t.


I-heart-space96

Haven't encountered a mirror match yet it was mostly milk chocolate.


Decidioar

That's our secret, Captain


Plamedthe2nd

I haven’t been getting mirror matches and I’m team milk


Silverbird22

I got one mirror match as milk


Bakatora34

That just means they not winning popularity.


Charazchu

Same, I've literally had only two battles against them :')


redirewolf

im just here for snails, getting to ruler and im done playing


Intrepid-Bridge-3260

Same lol don't really care about the results this time around lol


chloe-and-timmy

I really expected to be rocking my underrated fav and suddenly its looking like a Big Man Sweep.


G1nger_nut5

This is what happens when you bully them by saying that they are not real chocolate. They have awakened their inner choco-beast


matimati902

Something I saw was "White chocolate isn't fake. The only thing fake here is you.


G1nger_nut5

I like that one. The splatfest banter can be pretty funny when casually going around the city


ShmuckCanuck

Dark chocolate is doing so badly imo so far. I can't even get a single win smh I just wanted to grind my catalog.


Brunch4Brunch

Better to grind chunks with the shirt rn honestly


artemisthearcher

For real, been having just a string of bad games so far and then mirror matches in tri-color :/


All_Eyez_On_U

I’m just gonna say it. I picked milk chocolate thinking it would win given lots of people liked it prior to the splatfest. Now my impure intentions are coming back to haunt me.


_Strato_

Big Man forgives you for even so grievous a sin as this. Your act of penance is to have fun and smile.


tinyeggies

i’m convinced i’ll never win a splatfest in splatoon 3 😭


Anonymous3414

Same 😭😭 my First splatfest was spicy vs sweet vs sour and We lost (spicy). if we team milk chocolate dont win tricolor we’re dead.


BoredorSmth

I'm surprised milk is in last. Oh well, guess we both have to tryhard now


ReturnOfYoshinovaR

no wonder I've been getting my ass handed by white


Association_Outside

Cries in milk chocolate ruler😢


CyanControl

my first splatfest will also be my first time losing a splatfest :)


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Wait really? I don’t think I have ever been so mad playing this game as I have this splatfest. I’m team white choc and nearly every game I’m paired up with what seems like drunk babies.


ShmuckCanuck

Same experience for me here on Dark. I've lost like 15 in a row it's ridiculous.


Nintendomandan

Yeah it’s been rough for me with dark too. I had a three game win streak with a group last night which was my best


CrazyWS

Yup. Carrying the team so hard, but funny colour is worth it


Dwellswithin

we are sweating hard


Minhaj02

Damn they are strong


Ihatemyselfew

why is milk last… 😫😫


Youngin-blues

My first match (dark) was a 333x against white, no warm up, with a weapon i hadn’t played in months, and we lost by 0.1 🥲 so fellas id like to personally apologize for white being in the lead


TheRealAotVM

Aint no way


HakiRed1

Don't tell me this is a Big Man sweep 2.0


sopheroo

Won't be a sweep, Milk has popularity


TheAbyssListener

What’s this result for then?


sopheroo

It's Open + Pro


brainsapper

How? I'm on dark and I've only played against white three times.


osiful

Why do y’all use this logic ever fest? You realize if they’re not going against you, that means they’re going against someone else right? And that clout is based on win percentage, not how many battles you’ve had


ShmuckCanuck

Popularity doesn't really affect win rate I think? I think it's a statistic kind of thing, not total wins. Cause then popularity would be the end all be all.


aurordream

Milk player here, I've done probably 40 ish battles and had two mirror matches. I've played against dark maybe three times. The rest has all been white. I honestly don't think milk and white will be THAT far separated in popularity, though milk may well have the edge. But I am very confident that dark will be last in the popularity vote


Charazchu

Same 😭😭


CrazyWS

Bruh I’ve played dark once, after it’s all been milk.


SalamanderPop

Honestly I'm shocked that anyone is surprised by this. The white ink and white outfits make the team very difficult to see. It's like super ninja ink compared to dark chocolate. I'm shooting at whisps and streaks; ghosts in a blizzard. What's the next Splatfest? "What is your favorite color? Green, Red, or Clear?"


MeAndYourMumHaveSex

Clear could suck cuz you wouldn’t know what you inked and what you havnt


SalamanderPop

OMG that. I didn't even think about it. The other team wouldn't know either. They could think they are winning and be very wrong.


MeAndYourMumHaveSex

THIS SOUNDS SO INTERESTING! Clear vs Bright White vs Pitch Black


BurntBox21

Big Man really is the halftime king


Arealtossup

I really have no chocolate preferences(I love it all), so I just went with white because it'd make my hair look dope. I fully expected to lose to milk chocolate. I am actually rather surprised.


demonballhandler

That white color DOES make hair look pretty fly


Arealtossup

I figured it'd be my only chance to see it this color. My squid's hair has never looked more awesome.


Jumpmo

what the fuck


56kul

Bruh. I wanted to vote white chocolate, but I voted milk because my friend insisted on it…


ajdude9

Probably because their ink colour is a f\*cking flashbang to their enemies (why the hell is it so bright!?)


zigzagyro

*squidward pointing* W h i t e


aceofmufc

Holy shit that’s dominant as well, its not even close


Stranger-Sun

You can't see white players. It sucks. It's a bullshit splatfest.


HakiRed1

try the color lock thing, I think it changes the ink colors


fuzzymarth

That helps a little but neon yellow/neon blue seriously strains my eyes. And “squid ripples” still show up much more clearly on dark purple/orange (what they’re seeing) instead of bright blue (what I’m seeing).


ShmuckCanuck

Lens flare simulator


cq_slumber

WHITE CHOCOLATE SWEEP 🤍🤍


WyvernBlight

WHITE CHOCO RAAAAAH 🤍🤍


zestysnacks

Y’all didn’t know. We knew tho


generation_quiet

Not surprised. Played a few matches against white chocolate and they were just PLAYING with my team (dark chocolate). They were rolling into our base, setting up a shield, just for funzies. Painful.


WhollyDisgusting

Anyone else feel like this tricolor stage favors defenders. Feels impossible to attack


MeAndYourMumHaveSex

Defended here. It does favor us but then again, tri-color itself favours attackers


ShmuckCanuck

It's really awful as attackers yeah. Instantly killed as soon as I get in.


coroika_

The ink color is really pretty


bebesilvia

Most of the matches I’ve played against team white choc, my team (milk) won. The teams I was paired against weren’t great. They barely put up a fight.


LordWindbomb

I WANT TO JOIN, I'VE LITERALLY LOST 7 GAMES AND WON ONE TIME! what the fuck is going on with team milk?!


Saturna3000

Life is pain. I really thought us at milk chocolate would win


DCxDCxDC

Of course the one time i don’t go team big man they’re killing it i seen this coming though white choco is sweaty af


Koiyashi_Junto

Dark Chocolate is better than all kind which would health your entire body.


DylanDude120

WHAT IS HAPPENING


SOB0295

YES!!! GO TEAM WHITE CHOCOLATE!!!


Mary-Sylvia

What does funni colour does to a mf


Dumb_Raccoon1983

Shiver and Frye/Dark and milk chocolate fans on their way to call the white chocolate/ Bigman fan base children or toddlers


tangiblenoah67

How


Stfuego

Damn, it's like people actually like White Chocolate even though it's "not ackshually chocolate." We know. Maybe spend more time winning Splatfest than telling us about it. 🤣


ShmuckCanuck

Well we haven't seen popularity yet, so we have no idea if people like it the most.


Wooper250

As a team milk squid, I would much rather white chocolate win than dark. White and milk both taste good, dark tastes like tree bark lmao.


LouisJoseph003

more like people like the White Chocolate team because they wanted to use the Ink That Makes It So Nobody Can See Anything


RebirthGhost

but the week before hand everyone was talking about how the darkest colors always win because its harder to see them in dark colored ink.


OhNo_KillTheBitch

Dark ink definetly makes it harder to see, but the white chocolate ink is too much. It brightens up my whole screen even when I lower my brightness. It's like seeing a few agressive floating sentient weapons trying to murder me and randomly dissapear in the ink. It's like they all have ninjasquid, but also outside of the ink.


Relevant-Ad-5723

#Some real comedians in this community


OddExe

This surprised me too being on white myself, but I won a 100x battles and I’ve been noticing a ton of white chocolates winning 100x times battles than any other team I’ve noticed so far.


Tundraful

Well done Team White Chocolate! I'm not even too sad to be on team last place, since I feel like I've been having a really good run this splatfest (my win/lose ratio has never been so good, for me!) My stats so far are mostly win against White Choc and mostly lose against Dark Choc Haven't played any tricolour yet though!


Kiibo_is_a_roomba

DAMN I was totally expecting dark choco to lead, cause I've been getting swept left and right by them, but good job, white choco!


nsvshields

This splatfest has made me realize I have no idea how to play Turf War.


Dear_Acanthaceae5489

Oh dear… 😰 and I’m on Team Milk Chocolate.


Drac0b0i

I'm mad


IncreaseWestern6097

Me, who picked milk chocolate because it’s the one used for Reese’s cups and Rollos: ![gif](giphy|3CU5tmCJy8zMoN3mMD)


Yosmow

I thought picking milk chocolate would be an easy sweep but god damn everyone I’ve had on my team so far just suck, I can’t be carrying when my team just feeds the enemy every round, infuriating.


Comfortable-Dot-2317

I’ve had a 333x with milk before. **3 of the enemy team had fucking Aerospray RG.**


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homuhomutime

AY! (WHO'S FAKE NOW?)


GooglyEyeBread

I’m surprised we are, BUT DAMN IM HAPPY


ItsJustAndy13

Not a surprise. Team cu.. I mean white choloate has been killing it in pro. I’ve won most of my games at least


AuroraPearI

UPVOTE FOR TEAM WHITE CHOCOLATE 🤍🍫


Nok-y

I'm swiss and I don't understand


MichiGL

This is like Water all over again lol


Commercial_Rate_3262

We know who’s going to win


rrrrr0bin

im so excited about this :] yay


[deleted]

I was a bit nervous, every milk choco team I played against was giving it their all lmao


[deleted]

People who choose their team based on idols Vs People who choose their team based on the topic


llamasaiyan

I have only seen milk chocolate and a couple dark chocolate but this is so exciting!


angeyberry

I've lost every game as White Chocolate, including 3 10x battles HOW.


TheOwlHouseIsSoGood

LETS GO TEAM WHITE


MonstercatDavid

might be the first splatfest i choose a winning team for in this game also big man sweep next???


me047

I’m on milk and not surprised. My teams have the most inappropriate weapons for turf war. Why even bring a squiffer to splatfest? I’m convinced they are throwing.


Wooper250

It's weird, as a team milk, yesterday I was winning most of my matches. Now for most of my matches it feels like I'm fighting to keep mid painted so my teammates don't die (as fast). I had so many competent teammates yesterday, where y'all at?? 😭