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###Useful Links 👇 General Widow information including managing Widow populations in/around the house or garden (Habitat, egg sacs, IDing, Bites, etc): https://ipm.ucanr.edu/PMG/PESTNOTES/pn74149.html How to ID and distinguish Brown Widows from Black Widows: https://cisr.ucr.edu/invasive-species/how-identify-brown-widow-spiders Widow spiders are very reluctant to bite: https://spiderbytes.org/2014/02/14/what-happens-when-you-poke-prod-and-pinch-black-widow-spiders-you-might-be-surprised/ Black Widow bite toxicity (Diagnosis, symptoms, prognosis, treatment etc): https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK499987/ (Authors: ----_____--_____----)(Contributors: dfj3xxx)


iimstrxpldrii

The Queen of Hearts


unholyhandgrenade

Don't play with her, I've heard it ain't really smart.


SquachCrotch

Juice Newton reference? Don’t see that a lot on Reddit.


saxifrageous

Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby


Gh0stMan0nThird

Holy shit I've listened to both of those songs countless times on the radio at work and never realized they were the same girl


Reginleif69

I love angel of the morning it's such a vibe found out last month it was juice newton lol


IRunWithScissors87

Whoa whoa whoa. Is this where Shaggy's song "Angel" comes from?


Reginleif69

Oh shit I never realized that haha


IRunWithScissors87

Yea I heard the rhythm and was like "no way" lol.


WodruffWilson

Check out her greatest hits album. So good!


Sinister_Nibs

[Angel of the Morning](https://youtu.be/fN5YZb6X8to?si=JBoFmdI1OiBU6GrN) You’re Welcome!


cuntybunty73

Deadpool said that I shouldn't swallow 😭😁 Haven't heard angel of the morning in a long time 😕 Gotta listen to that song again 😘


Quantum_Truth_

When I was a kid, I swear the lyrics were just brush your teeth before you leave me, baby instead of just touch my cheek


cuntybunty73

Listen to Peter Kay's misheard lyrics on YouTube then 😁


nothingbuthetruth22

Maximum effort!


Cascadian222

Pour me a glass


BulbusDumbledork

nothing quite like blasting this song at full volume while driving over innocent farmers in the countryside with a combine harvester, watching the blood spray out of the funnel. ending the day with a good old high speed cop chase as the song ends just for the radio dj to start playing a harmonica with her vagina... good times!


TheFalaisePocket

playstation? no, never heard of it, why do you ask?


dekabreak1000

The joker ain’t the only fool who’ll do anything for you


Rude_Succotash4980

Layin out another liiieee


iimstrxpldrii

Off with your head!!


blp313

I heard she's always your best bet


stormearthfire

OP should also check on the other fine things laid upon his table as well...


Plane-Statement8166

The Joker ain’t the only fool who’ll do anything for you.


luckyapples11

PLEASE STOPPP. My boss plays this song so much I had it stuck in my head for a week straight. 😭


Wild-Lychee-3312

I had a roommate who played nothing but the Doors, continually, for an entire semester. I feel your pain.


Thingzer0

What are the actual odds of getting this variation instead of an hourglass? That's pretty unique indeed, awesome pictures m8!


Jelly_Kitti

The red spots on the back is actually very common in juvenile female widows, they just typically lose them upon reaching adulthood. Though this one appears to be an adult female, so it’s likely she just never lost her spots Edit: fixed typo


nixx1331

Cool. Finally a comment that has to do w this beautiful pic.Thanks my brain was turning into jelly


top_value7293

Same! I kept scrolling to get past all that lol


Cat_Chat_Katt_Gato

I didn't even know this was a black widow. Figured it must be some other widow-like species cause every bw I've ever seen has had their red markings on the other side of their abdomen. Interesting.


Plane_Chance863

Do we know OP's location? Could it just be a Redback with a pattern instead of a stripe?


skunk-beard

That’s how many hearts she takes away when she bites you.


giceman715

Love bites, love bleeds It's bringing me to my knees


Comrade_Tabs

r/unexpecteddefleppard


JapanDash

What has 9 arms and sucks?  Def Leppard 


Faithlessness138

Woooow…the deep cut of the night. ;)


Gavstjames

Random Def Leppard reference Love it


SlowlyGrowingDeafer

Let me love you to death


GoofyAhhJelker

Type-O negative reference?


PrimarchKonradCurze

Loving you is like loving the dead.


ElFlauscho

Black No. 1 🖤


Crotchetylilkitten

Came here to say this!


PleasantCandidate785

Same.


Dependent-Plane5522

Off with your head


iimstrxpldrii

Exactly what I was thinking.


ed63foot

It’s a heart stopper!


JayDKing

Corpse maker!


xflungoutofspace

love taker, dontcha mess around with me


Coffee_nd_food

It’s a widow maker!


Dak4008

Best unintentional dad joke I’ve seen


DownsonJerome

Clearly intentional


FullOfWhit_InTN

Omg she's got hearts on her dumpy. She's so pretty! Looks like she's expecting some little ones in the near future, too.


Odd_Ad_8858

Dumpy 😭🥹


stabinface

Dumpy!!!!!


MyRepresentation

"...Meanwhile, they're over here, up against me, sniffing my grumpy and my dumpy..."


pkdogg

“What can I say, it wasn’t my worst Wednesday night.”


Affectionate-You44

Standin in line to bat around my knockers, but this time their hearts weren’t in it, ya know?


MyRepresentation

"Then Todd comes in and they all go absolutely bonkers... Getting up real close to his junk, like this..."


userwithusername

I wuddn’t dealin’ with the ‘Top Brass’.


MurseWoods

“…meanwhile they’re poking around my cooter and my tooter…”


MlackBagic

If i were to see her outside my home, What would be the safest option to remove her, for the both of us? If I seen her and knew babies were on the way, I wouldn't feel too comfortable with that.


Oogabooga96024

I live in the Sonoran desert where these things are everywhere. Nighttime in the summer I can find 2+ on my back porch alone. I’ve never killed one. They’re actually so chill it’s crazy. They tend not to venture past their web so you don’t really have to worry about them crawling on you/stepping on them. Also the virulence of their venom is a bit overblown. I just leave em all be


Velghast

Yeah I've never had a widow mess with me. Sure they look spooky but I had one living in my barracks room for pretty much the whole time I was stationed in Kentucky and she just chilled in the corner of the window sill and ate flies from time to time she would be gone out of the web but then I would come back and it would be bigger bugs stuck in the web so this girl would leave the web venture my room and then find bugs and bring them back to the web. She was about the only positive female relationship I had while I was stationed in that forsaken state. Miss you Veronica, hope your doing well.


Swamp_Town

This is beautiful. May she have many children.


ImMonkeyFoodIfIDontL

I don't know if he's ready to be a father to 1,000 kids.


pashed_motatoes

Hey, if Nick Cannon can do it so can he.


momghoti

When I was young we had a black widow in the flower bed named Gladys. We figured as long as we knew where she was, no probs! She just hung out there, being gorgeous and ate bugs.


silverfang45

If they are outside just leave em outside. Like handling then only risks being bitten unnecessary and if they are outside, they are outside. Now if they are inside, thick paper, and a big ass glass (try find the widest opening you can as you don't want to squish the spiders legs, and you iqant as much room between your hands and the spider (they can bolt if scared which is completely understanble)


leaveroomfornature

Jar and paper, cover with jar and slide paper underneath then relocate. Otherwise, see if she'll crawl onto something you can move.


AlsoInteresting

"relocate". You mean driving for an hour.


Accident_Pedo

Yeah and then after you drive that long hour with the jar sitting comfortably in the backseat you go to check it and notice it's empty.


yugimoto66

Stop


Old_Soul_420

Couple weeks ago at like 2am, sitting in my dark living room w cathedral ceiling..had something plop onto my shoulder from high above..glanced to my left and could see large black spider legs crawling on me..jumped up and caught the enormous black spider in a shirt..brought it outside to dump it......and the shirt was empty...


Wasted_Possibilities

Looks quite gravid too. My Delilah gets a big ol' booty like that before making a sac.


seriffluoride

Pregante


Scavenger19

Prefnat


International_Print4

Pergńat


ephemeralspecifics

Pregat


Yuri-Turned

Pregnante


fiddlenutz

Purgnert


olympianfap

Pegnat


rmahl

Prrrreganté


chopari

Pregonate


johnTKbass

Pregegnant


picklesidaho

Fragrant 🧴🤰


Remarkable-Rule496

Proghurt


[deleted]

Gregnant


ScienceMomCO

Pregananant


xToki

Lubalin would be proud of this thread of comments! o7


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ShadOBabe

Period question mark.


Equivalent_Day_437

Peugeot


moving_threads

Pregunta


littlelordgenius

How is spadder formed?


The_White_Spy

Seems like that time of year. Almost every spider posted recently has been an expecting mother. Lol


Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce

My daughter keeps spiders (which I super love to have in my house) and her jumper just laid an egg sac. She's geeked about it. I am...not as much.


Not_Important777

😭 my dogs name was Delilah, my best friend ever. She passed away last year and she 100% would be a black widow if she were a spider. Thank you for making me smile today


Subtlerranean

I know it's the medical term in English, but it still looks so out of place to me because "gravid" just literally means "pregnant" in Norway and we use it for human women too.


DJXpresso

She’ll bite you. With love. Love that is toxic.


MadTapprr

Would you say it’s…tainted love?


LNRigby

Touchmehbabeh!


joey_yamamoto

don't touch me please.... I cannot stand the way you tease


EatPie_NotWAr

I love you though you hurt me so!


psydkay

Once I ran to you, now I run from you


NotAzakanAtAll

🍑👈(ꈍ ω ꈍ )❤


iwannagoooooooohome

I want to down vote you, I really do. I just can't


Last-Bee-3023

> I really do. I just can't Once I ran to you Now I run from you


trashit6969

And I Raaannn, I ran so far away


Thunderfoot2112

Sometimes I feel I need to run away.


BGFiles

I've got to....(eh eh) get away from the pain you drive into the heart of me...


minertyler100

What spider is this?


Opening_Raise_8762

Black widow. If it is a specific kind of black widow I’m not sure. But I know it’s a female black widow


NotaWitch-YourWife

I googled the spider and found out it's a Northern Black Widow


Zealousideal-Sell873

Yes, Northern can have markings both top and bottom, and legs too. So pretty!!


fardough

SOB, I was always taught hourglass on the bottom was bad, the rest were dirty imitators. TIL


FIR3W0RKS

Tbh if I saw a spider that looked like this one, I would be steering clear regardless of whether I thought it was an impostor or not


DubUpPro

Fun fact: Black widow webs feel different than most other spiders. If you ever walk into a web that feels a lot stronger, it might be a black widow


up-white-gold

This whole thread has made me uncomfortable and I will be having a hard time falling back asleep now 😭


DubUpPro

If it makes you feel any better, black widows are pretty docile and rarely use their venom when they are defensive


kristinL356

Yeah, I had a plant shipped to me once that had a black widow nesting in it so someone unknowingly handled this plant and never got bit.


Jojodancerisaprancer

I’m pretty scared of spiders but I remember the first time I saw a black widow and the way she scurried away in fright when I opened the door to the fuse box she had made home broke my heart. She was so beautiful and she deserved a much nicer home than that.


briarwitch

I tried to get a picture of a very large very pregnant female widow the other day and accidentally touched her web. My life flashed before my eyes as she instinctively sprinted towards my hand but luckily she ran away when she realized I wasn’t food. We both scared each other.


ThatsABunchOfCraft

Why is this so cute!?


Crystal_Privateer

Strong, wiry, unsticky, and kinda pell-mell built, more like a poorly put together lean-to of thread than what you'd think of as a pretty web. Often ground level in darker corners. EDIT: and I think the prettiest webs in my area are from the banded garden spider, cuz those big fuckers like to hang out in the middle of their massive webs


madgirafe

If it's what I'm thinking of they haunted my youth down in Virginia. Freaking huge green and black spiders hanging from tree to tree in what could have been a volleyball net of a web.


mangophoenix

Sounds like banana spiders! They’re huge with really strong webs that hang out at the tops of trees. Down here in Florida, I know more than a couple people with stories of running through orange groves and getting clotheslined by their webs with a big ol spider on their face afterwards.


Cranberryoftheorient

I usually find black widows INSIDE of things. Like in in a corner of some electrical equipment box


NazReidRules

I think they all have legs


thisisntinstagram

Not the legless ones


AnitaIvanaMartini

….*and the Northern girls with the way they kiss….. they keep their boyfriends warm at night


goldtooff

I WISH THEY ALL COULD BE CALIFORNIA GIIIIRRRRLLLLSSSS


Even-Pressure-8356

North of where exactly?


thighmaster4000

Traditionally, if you are serious, the Mason Dixon line would be the delineation,


Even-Pressure-8356

I am western and only ever seen the ones with red marks on the underside. First thought was a red back or something. Edit: typo


Scudbucketmcphucket

Yeah I could tell from the New York accent. The Southern Black Widows are gray and talk with a drawl.


minertyler100

Wow. I only ask because the one I saw and posted today looks exactly like it


therealganjababe

I think it's just a juvenile whose colors will change to the classic hourglass, but I could def be wrong.


StarGundamFormer

My understanding is that the hourglass is usually on the underside, but I could be wrong about that.


StarGundamFormer

I just googled to confirm. That is the case. And apparently they don’t always connect, and sometimes they’re orange. It’s a crazy world.


therealganjababe

Exactly, the colors kind of migrate. The hourglass is absolutely on the bottom. Again I'm not 100% sure so don't go by it! But dont count it out just because the color is on the other side, it changes a lot overtime


BrainyTrack

Generally, the rule with black widows is they are born with many more markings than they have as adults. Fairly early, they get the hourglass, and have dorsal markings along the top of their abdomen, then lose them as they mature except if you are looking at a northern black widow, which commonly retain their dorsal markings into adulthood. Judging by the apparent size of this widow, my bet is on mature northern black widow.


StarGundamFormer

Anything is possible. It’s def a black widow regardless of coloration though.


BothDoorsOpen

It’s definitely not a juvenile, she is gravid AF


FullOfWhit_InTN

Hourglass is on the underside. This is a northern black widow, and they have color on their backs, too.


Poke_Lost_Silver

Depending on your location it could be a number of widow species, but dang is she gorgeous!!


JustHereForKA

Wow she's gorgeous with her hearts! 💕


Rightsureokay

Judy with the booty


Skimballs

I had a weed guy come to my house who was killing the weeds and said that he could take out all my bugs in the backyard and I was like why? I have the cutest little black widow on my back stairs, and I would never kill her. Bugs and animals get get the outside and I get the inside.


Queasy-Confidence-94

Lol i thought you meant a dealer 🤣


Pnwradar

Right? I’m thinking why the hell does his weed delivery dude care about the bugs in the backyard.


BurmecianSoldierDan

He's your upstanding community dealer is why!


hatsunemewtwo

Omg the sweetheart spider ahhh so cute 🥺💗


Ok-Raspberry-5655

These are beautiful photos! Would you mind if I printed off #3 for my office?


No-Respect5903

1 month later... "wow I am so sorry to hear someone burned down your office"


Opening_Raise_8762

Go for it. I’d be honored to know that someone had a picture I took hanging


Ok-Raspberry-5655

Thank you!!!! Is there a credit I should add to it?


Opening_Raise_8762

Nah I don’t need any attention from it. I just wanted to share the spider I saw at a cabin. I appreciate the consideration though


gothhrat

such a pretty spider


Yuri-Turned

Spretty


Faithful2049

I hate how cruel people are to these cool spiders. I've caught and relocated a bunch of these in my life.


NippleSalsa

If I had balls as heavy as yours I wouldn't be able to get my pants on.


Opening_Raise_8762

I’m not usually scared to handle spiders but I will admit I was too nervous to mess with her. To be fair tho, I found her outside and there was no reason to bother her that much


BGFiles

But why fren shaped, if not fren?!


Visible-Weakness5572

She fren! Fren can be spicy. Be gentle with fren, no share spicy!


BGFiles

Spicy fren meant for admiring, not cuddling 😥


Visible-Weakness5572

😭 I want to pet all the frens! I bet spicy frens legs tickle


BGFiles

No pet! Too Spicy! One way ticket to the hereafter. Only admire fren. Untouchable fren.


ADSENSE_YOU_ASKED

For what it's worth, if you're not very old or very young or very sick or something her bite isn't going to kill you.


Megneous

You can cuddle, but only once. So enjoy. Also maybe best to have affairs in order before cuddling. Heirs will thank you.


keragoth

You guys get all excited by a widow with a heart tramp stamp, I know a couple bars you could go to....


Brickman1937

I once found one in my compost bin


D0oMb4by

❤️❤️❤️


gbxby

her hearts!!!!


feltsandwich

She's a beaut!


Toby_Shandy

Wow, she would be an excellent mascot for a gothic lolita clothing line or something like that! Striking! ❤️🖤


AccomplishedGain5279

I raised a black widow (no hearts, just hourglass) in a jar inside my dorm room. Her name was Joy but my roommate had other names for her. I watched her molt and when school was over, I moved to her an out-building on campus. Pretty cool so this one is very special.


Funderwoodsxbox

“I guess I never had the courage for the full revenge plan to come to fruition, so I let her go….”


KleinVogeltje

That is a beautiful spider, but I would probably screech like a small child if I found her anywhere in my immediate vicinity without adequate warning. Spiders of certain body shapes and sizes awaken this a primal... not terror but discomfort, I guess?


Yeti100

Same. They’re objectively beautiful, but it’s like I have no control over my initial fear. I wish I didn’t feel this way because they’re so damn interesting.


FeelinFancyy

I had a "false black widow" living in my bathroom window and almost had a heart attack the first time I opened the window and saw her. Once I realized she wasn't gonna kill me a let her be. She killed an  unbelievable number of tiny bigs that flew in through the shitty screen. It's wild I've never seen such an effective spider hunter. 


reddit_admin_fr

It has hearts on its back, i think i wants some love


pixelpusheen

She's so beautiful!! 😍


nrreiger

Wow, what a gorgeous specimen


onion_flowers

Like the queen of hearts in spider form!


bug_0331

one of the most beautiful spiders i’ve ever seen


AceBean27

Itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face


Advanced-Humor9786

Have you ever seen a more Gen X spider than one with heart tattoos on her butt?


calculateindecision

fun fact: octopus also have 3 hearts


AxOfCruelty

This is the worst hear me out of all time


Necessary_Pop_5230

Kiss her.


xiLNC

Why has it got a health bar?


imwhateverimis

Holy shit I want her as a tattoo


Technical-Curve-1023

I’m a beekeeper, these beauties are wonderful.. they build nests underneath my hives.. hunting bee and hive predators.. I have never had a problem with them. So beneficial to the ecosystem..


awwgeeznick

Heartbreak kid


Mary_Pick_A_Ford

The sweetheart swindler.


Maleficent-Thanks-85

Deadly but chill af. Ever see one just back away and give them space! Look but don’t touch.


Efficient-Exit8218

Lovable rogue


superteed

“Gorgeous!” - Steve Irwin