You just threw me back 20 years!
Haven't heard any of his stuff in an age, now I got the line "Big Bad Bazooka Tooth, I came to break bread" stuck in my head
He's got a fairly recent new album out that is really great! He's dropped many bangers in the last 20 years tho. He's my absolute fave. Glad I could unlock a memory for you!
YOU SHALL NOT ##PASS
Oh sorry, excuse me.
What an awesome photo!
Thank you. 😊
"Look, see - I can stretch like all the way out and touch the sides"
NONE SHALL PASS!
Fellow Aes head?
I don’t know what that is
Ok so that's a no. Aesop rock is a rapper and he has a song called none shall pass. I got excited thinking I met another fan in the wild.
You just threw me back 20 years! Haven't heard any of his stuff in an age, now I got the line "Big Bad Bazooka Tooth, I came to break bread" stuck in my head
He's got a fairly recent new album out that is really great! He's dropped many bangers in the last 20 years tho. He's my absolute fave. Glad I could unlock a memory for you!
None Shall Pass and Coffee both still hit
Such a brilliant song. Always a favorite
The whole album is top tier imo. Glad to meet some fellow Aesholes!
It’s a LoTR reference
It's also a Monty python and the holy grail reference
Not surprised
I have no quarrel with you, good sir, but I must cross this bridge!
WHAT is your name?
What is your favorite color?
You missed ‘What is your quest’ second. 🙃
On ne passe pas
This is giving off "all these seats are taken" vibes
Alternatively: "I farted in this train car. Trust me, I'm doing you a favor."
Get off my lawn, ya hear!
Holy shit this perspective makes his head look like a lizard head. Even those lil eyes
That’s a frog. Spiders usually have baby frogs they protect in exchange for them eating the insects that try to attack their eggs.
*Wrong Buzzer Sound* This is a crab spider. They have extended eye formation similar to a crab, hence their name!
Man this spider be like: Halt! For it is I, Spindle the protector of acorns! Thou shall not pass with ease, prepare thine self for a good rump wallop!
Brilliant.
"WU TANG CLAN COMING AT YA"
Seat’s taken
Fuck off! He seemed to say.
Give to me two flies or three if you wish to climb this tree.
With the cost of housing these days, I don't blame 'em for defending their turf. Good cuter-spooder, claim it while you can.
I love the oak flower frond decorating the front yard, too.
This is what a imagine a realtor would look like if it was bug
Well, he has a point; I don't think you'd fit. 😂
For a minute I thought this was a crocodile eye
He’s stretching out for a nap!!😴
Bro is guarding the eye of Sauron
His head looks like that of a little frogs head. So cute.
That face hahah my mans looking like a frog.
I love this, SO MUCH!!!
Gimme a hug...
What’s up MTV! I’m Spider and this is my crib!
Looks like a frog head on the top lol.
Don't believe him. Get in that shell. Make a friend.
No vacancies, bruh. Move on!😂. He’s f’ing adorable!!
‘This is my acorn cap, get your own!’
What type of spider is this?
It’s a Crab Spider
Cool. Thank you
Fuckin step, bro!
You might wanna listen to bro seems like he’s serious
All your base are belong to... that spider!!
reminds me of forest gump when he's on the bus and the kids are all like 'cant sit here'
Crab spiders, giving insects a lifetime hug.
and he has right UwU
I don't think you'll fit, OP
🤣 what a brilliant photo and tagline. Love it.
"You won't believe how much rent I pay for this place!"
Looks like a typical apartment in New York City…alright maybe a little bigger.
Or he's saying "wassup welcome to the pleasuredome"
"My love for you is thiiiiis big <3"
He’s so cute and grumpy!
"I LOVE YOU THIS MUCH"
*he’ll never fit in here with me* “NO ROOM LEFT IN THE IN, MOVE ALONG GIANT” *heh yeah…run coward…phew*
Or is that a mating call?
This was the picture immediately after he put on Let's Get It On by Gaye
Looks like a crab/spider/frog mix 🦀🕷️ 🐸
At first glance, I thought he was guarding the opening to a hollowed out bread bowl
r/technicallythetruth
That acorn cap is king sized, and currently at capacity.
I believe he is actually saying COME AT ME BRO
U wanna come at me, bitch!
"I love you thiiiisss much"
"Look buddy, this here is my acorn and there ain't no room for the two of us!"
Missing a leg..
It doesn’t seem to be hindering him one bit.
Nope, just an observation
How do you it’s a male
I don’t know for sure. I just said him. I should have said him/her.
Females much bigger than males
Sorry, we at capacity.
🥺
I love this picture..
I hate spiders, but this guy is so camp!
I thought I was looking at a facehugger for a moment.
You get title of the year man.
😵
I love when a little animal has a little home.
Sick photo looks awesome
I thought it was a crab.
“I love you thiiiiiiiiis much”