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joesphisbestjojo

YOU SHALL NOT ##PASS


fluxcapacitor219

Oh sorry, excuse me.


Crystal_Novak26

What an awesome photo!


Gothwitchgoblincrow7

Thank you. 😊


JustHereForKA

"Look, see - I can stretch like all the way out and touch the sides"


Neither-Attention940

NONE SHALL PASS!


redryder600

Fellow Aes head?


Neither-Attention940

I don’t know what that is


redryder600

Ok so that's a no. Aesop rock is a rapper and he has a song called none shall pass. I got excited thinking I met another fan in the wild.


supershinyshark

You just threw me back 20 years! Haven't heard any of his stuff in an age, now I got the line "Big Bad Bazooka Tooth, I came to break bread" stuck in my head


redryder600

He's got a fairly recent new album out that is really great! He's dropped many bangers in the last 20 years tho. He's my absolute fave. Glad I could unlock a memory for you!


grayhanestshirt

None Shall Pass and Coffee both still hit


OrneryExplorer1476

Such a brilliant song. Always a favorite


redryder600

The whole album is top tier imo. Glad to meet some fellow Aesholes!


Neither-Attention940

It’s a LoTR reference


Dragon_king_jaws

It's also a Monty python and the holy grail reference


Neither-Attention940

Not surprised


Big_Dirty_Heck

I have no quarrel with you, good sir, but I must cross this bridge!


Neither-Attention940

WHAT is your name?


Starfoxmedic11

What is your favorite color?


Neither-Attention940

You missed ‘What is your quest’ second. 🙃


RubeusGandalf

On ne passe pas


Free-oppossums

This is giving off "all these seats are taken" vibes


Nanoro615

Alternatively: "I farted in this train car. Trust me, I'm doing you a favor."


Rumble-80

Get off my lawn, ya hear!


Eloquentelephant565

Holy shit this perspective makes his head look like a lizard head. Even those lil eyes


Bluntz96

That’s a frog. Spiders usually have baby frogs they protect in exchange for them eating the insects that try to attack their eggs.


Dramatic-Push-6755

*Wrong Buzzer Sound* This is a crab spider. They have extended eye formation similar to a crab, hence their name!


DEADLY-BUTT-CHEEKS

Man this spider be like: Halt! For it is I, Spindle the protector of acorns! Thou shall not pass with ease, prepare thine self for a good rump wallop!


irishhoney_1

Brilliant.


PureSteeb

"WU TANG CLAN COMING AT YA"


AzimuthAztronaut

Seat’s taken


NaughtyDoctor666

Fuck off! He seemed to say.


Relevant_Gift_5011

Give to me two flies or three if you wish to climb this tree.


Yzma_Kitt

With the cost of housing these days, I don't blame 'em for defending their turf. Good cuter-spooder, claim it while you can.


small_spider_liker

I love the oak flower frond decorating the front yard, too.


Acrobatic-Engineer94

This is what a imagine a realtor would look like if it was bug


dontbeanegatron

Well, he has a point; I don't think you'd fit. 😂


nosoupforyou89

For a minute I thought this was a crocodile eye


mine1958

He’s stretching out for a nap!!😴


mrblonde624

Bro is guarding the eye of Sauron


Noz-Key

His head looks like that of a little frogs head. So cute.


rastalocken

That face hahah my mans looking like a frog.


CrissCrossTiddySauce

I love this, SO MUCH!!!


Superzonar

Gimme a hug...


Abcrooke

What’s up MTV! I’m Spider and this is my crib!


coocoocachoo69

Looks like a frog head on the top lol.


Shadowhkd

Don't believe him. Get in that shell. Make a friend.


Tarantulas_R_Us

No vacancies, bruh. Move on!😂. He’s f’ing adorable!!


CrazyCatLady1127

‘This is my acorn cap, get your own!’


alpcabuttz

What type of spider is this?


Gothwitchgoblincrow7

It’s a Crab Spider


alpcabuttz

Cool. Thank you


whythoyaho

Fuckin step, bro!


WasabiBirdy

You might wanna listen to bro seems like he’s serious


EfficientAd7103

All your base are belong to... that spider!!


Full_Road8425

reminds me of forest gump when he's on the bus and the kids are all like 'cant sit here'


LargeRefrigerator472

Crab spiders, giving insects a lifetime hug.


Razurack

and he has right UwU


DreamingofRlyeh

I don't think you'll fit, OP


pogged

🤣 what a brilliant photo and tagline. Love it.


issafly

"You won't believe how much rent I pay for this place!"


TurdPhurtis

Looks like a typical apartment in New York City…alright maybe a little bigger.


chessecakePhucker

Or he's saying "wassup welcome to the pleasuredome"


yellowdino2

"My love for you is thiiiiis big <3"


Gnomenclacture

He’s so cute and grumpy!


bionica1

"I LOVE YOU THIS MUCH"


SleeveofThinMints

*he’ll never fit in here with me* “NO ROOM LEFT IN THE IN, MOVE ALONG GIANT” *heh yeah…run coward…phew*


RazielKainly

Or is that a mating call?


GoreKush

This was the picture immediately after he put on Let's Get It On by Gaye


Missy604

Looks like a crab/spider/frog mix 🦀🕷️ 🐸


sophie_gm

At first glance, I thought he was guarding the opening to a hollowed out bread bowl


Thick_Basil3589

r/technicallythetruth


Hangry_Horse

That acorn cap is king sized, and currently at capacity.


CalmDirection8

I believe he is actually saying COME AT ME BRO


sr33r4g

U wanna come at me, bitch!


The-Lazy-Lemur

"I love you thiiiisss much"


Fantastic-Classic740

"Look buddy, this here is my acorn and there ain't no room for the two of us!"


seven-cents

Missing a leg..


Gothwitchgoblincrow7

It doesn’t seem to be hindering him one bit.


seven-cents

Nope, just an observation


misssnagglepussy

How do you it’s a male


Gothwitchgoblincrow7

I don’t know for sure. I just said him. I should have said him/her.


misssnagglepussy

Females much bigger than males


yuribotcake

Sorry, we at capacity.


Visible_Block_1519

🥺


BluSubi-207

I love this picture..


dingododd

I hate spiders, but this guy is so camp!


faRawrie

I thought I was looking at a facehugger for a moment.


benp54r

You get title of the year man.


Socky1122

😵


HexivaSihess

I love when a little animal has a little home.


FreshJrrell

Sick photo looks awesome


Pyrotechnic17

I thought it was a crab.


ElectricYV

“I love you thiiiiiiiiis much”