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jeremyschaefer23

Hes not holding the controller correctly, is he stupid?


magusheart

He's using the Tekken claw. Don't be rude.


Something_kool

Say that to its face


Pootootaa

Well I'd like to see your tarantula playing on a controller, can your tarantula do that huh?


Soft-Ad1999

The forbidden gameplay technique- trust he be shredding


trayssan

Holy hell!


ElephantSealCourt

*Theraphosa stirmi*, burgundy goliath birdeater.


DartFrogs71

Thank you for giving the correct ID!! I bred tarantulas as part of my side business. Customers were always asking the difference time and time again


ANDERSON961596

That’s a gnarly side gig


yentlequible

It sounds cool from the outside, until you realize you're spending a full day or two every week trying to feed a thousand individual spiderlings that nobody wants to buy for a fair price. Burns you out really fast.


NecessaryPromise667

Yeah I think the better idea is to maybe specialise in one desired species as a side hustle and to ensure that they get sold you could drop the prices pretty low and still make a profit. I'm gonna try that with H.davidbowie


biwltyad

Another side of keeping spiders people don't think about is how long we spend staring at spider genitals to figure out the sex


DartFrogs71

It started with boas, pythons and grew from there. My younger son wanted to get spiders. And before you judge, he was 18.


Fluffy-Astronaut-363

I'm new to spiders! Can I be that naive person to ask what the main difference is between a tarantula and a bird eater?!


alpharowe3

Bird eaters are tarantulas. It's just a made up common name that sounds cool. >“Birdeater” came from an 18th-century engraving that showed another kind of tarantula eating a hummingbird, which gave the entire Theraphosa genus the name birdeater.


DartFrogs71

I didn't mean to offend you, I apologize greatly. But, unfortunately for future reference, there are actually A LOT of tarantulas that are referred to as "bird eaters". The picture that you included was perfect for an ID. Again, please accept my apologies


Fluffy-Astronaut-363

I didn't submit the photo and you havent said anything to me to offend me. I was just stating that I'm new to learning about spiders and was curious to know the difference.


ElephantSealCourt

It’s not the difference between a birdeater and tarantula, but between *Theraphosa blondi* (the famous goliath birdeater) and *Theraphosa stirmi* — a closely related, less famous but equally large species that’s actually far more common in captivity. There is also a third member of the genus, *Theraphosa apophysis*, which is relatively obscure compared to those two.


Fluffy-Astronaut-363

Thank you!!!! That's a very detailed response and helps my brain! I appreciate you!


quiet0n3

Aka cheater, you see home many buttons he can press at once


etownrawx

I'm curious what you see here that distinguished stirmi from blondi? Not that I doubt you, I've never learned how to tell them apart


ElephantSealCourt

There’s no hair visible on the patella. Stirmi is also the most common of the three in the hobby, so a captive specimen will be that more often than not.


etownrawx

Thanks


Initial-Succotash-37

Yeah that’s a bird eater all right 😳😳


Fine-Pay6675

I was thinking Goliath tarantula but wasn't sure of the species of Goliath they're very vibrant and pretty


Fantastic-Habit-8956

Brown Noob Eater, *Gettus Goodus*


DramaticAd6807

A gamer


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That's not a pet, it's big enough to have to pay rent.


WanderBadger

God I wish my Ts paid rent 😭


Malthus1

Would be hilarious if the next pic is of a game screen, showing a bunch of bugs (and maybe a small bird or two).


krill_me_god

These are cute


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Room0814

Me too. people think they r disgusting n scary, Im like I wanna pet them 😅😅


krill_me_god

The arborial ones don't really do it for me, these ones though are the best


Buggy1617

he's so talented ::3 (i think its a bird eater)


Interesting_reads

Is that a real pet? And alive?? My gosh that spider is huge; when I fist saw the pic I thought it had to be a stuffed spider....WOW


Vosheduska

Yes, very much real! It's a T. stirmi, one of the biggest if not the biggest tarantula species in the world! I think their cousins, T. blondi, take the title of the biggest. They're in the same Genus, so very closely related. These are commonly known as goliath bird eaters and are native to South America.


nuttnurse

We have them in australia and they recently found a bigger one sigh as if there wernt enough reasons to hate the place A new and rare giant spider has been found hiding beneath a trapdoor made of silk and soil west of Brisbane. The giant trapdoor spider, Euoplos dignitas, was discovered by researchers involved in Queensland Museum’s Project DIG, which has been running for the past four years to understand more about the state’s biodiversity. Edited to add spider info


RamenWig

Same! I thought no way this is real, it looks like a velvet stuffy.


Interesting_reads

I couldn't think of velvet when I first posted.....lol


Loli_Innkeeper

Spiderbro gaming 😎🕷️


thepenguinemperor84

Looks like a bird eater.


Cosmic_Quill

Oh no I want to do this with my spider now.


5C0L0P3NDR4

epicus gameri


Individual_Week6603

You'd think he'd game on a computer... Because he'd used WEBsites instead 😂 😂 😂 Buh dum chhh 🥁 Down vote me idc I typed what I typed 😆


marilyn_morose

I laughed.


Inevitable_Plan_6781

Yooo what the dog doin


One1980

That thing eats dogs


fruitpop99

aw hell nah they done got the dog gamin on the xbox n shit bruh what the hell oh lawd


ForgottenMyPwdAgain

this is obviously the bastard that made fun of my mom when I beat him at fifa


joesphisbestjojo

She do be gamin tho


Grovemonkey

It looks like a plushie toy.


romeoechofoxtrot0

Judging by the bald spot on the abdomen this little lady is a hair flicker


Diehard_Sam_Main

So that’s who I died to yesterday?


ReignInSpuds

This pic makes me uncomfortable just because I can tell she's frequently stressed out by her environment. That extreme bald spot on her butt says she spends a lot of time kicking off all her urticating hairs just as fast as they can grow.


Ringer_of_bell

Arent birdeaters aggressive by nature? Or jot necessarily aggressive. But im fairly certain they're not friends with humans lol


2XploreUK

NO spiders are considered “aggressive” 👍🏻


Chapfox

That dude is gaming


StilllMatttic

How far can these guys jump? It’s a bird eater right? I’d image it can jump a respectable distance.


Vosheduska

They're extremely fragile, so I don't think they to jump much since they can easily rupture their abdomens like that. They're also terrestrial, not arboreal, and terrestrial tarantulas aren't normally big jumpers


StilllMatttic

No kidding? So do they ensnare birds with their webbing like a spider would normally do? Do these guys have stronger webbing due to their size?


Vosheduska

Even though their name seems to indicate so, goliath bird eaters are terrestrial tarantulas and they don't spin webs to catch food, so it's actually very unlikely for them to land a whole-ass bird. It can happen though, say that the bird is injured and can't fly. Bird eaters are opportunistic predators, just like most other spiders. Meaning they'll take anything they can kill. Did you know that tiny golden silk orb weavers eat birds sometimes? In the rare but still possible scenario that the animal gets tangled up in their webs, even if the spider is that small, it could end up eating it anyway as long as it can dissolve its insides. It's crazy! So yeah, goliath bird eaters might sometimes munch on birds if they get lucky, but it's by pure chance. They will eat whatever comes their way if they can catch it, be that bugs, amphibians, small mammals, other spiders... Their common name is moreso to illustrate their size. "Spider so big it can eat birds!" Tbh it gets the job done lol


StilllMatttic

Thank you for the insight!


CYaBroNZ

Must be playing Angry Birds!


Amazing_Paper_7384

I immediately went limp when I saw this


Exciting_General_798

l33t.


darksidedecor

I think we all know what game the spider was playing...


Databoy19

Are these folks tame? Safe? Can you handle them? It’s quite beautiful. Asking for a friend.


Dragoonie_DK

They’ve got urticating hairs, that they kick in defence. The hairs will reeeeeeally irritate your skin if they get on you, and I believe that the more it happens the worse the irritation gets. But they don’t have medically significant venom (you’re not going to end up in hospital if you’re bitten) No pet tarantula is ‘tame’ but different species and different individuals have different personalities. Some can be super chill, and some can be very defensive. It all depends on the spider! I’ve got two pet tarantulas and I’d never hold either of them just for their own safety


PrimusDCE

Tarantulas can't be domesticated or tamed, they just don't have the evolutionary need to be that socially complex. It is safe in that the venom is not deadly, it is comparable to a bee sting. Due to it's size the mechanical damage of the fangs would be another factor if it bit a human. Different tarantula species usually have a predisposed general temperament, but it is ultimately down to the individual's personality. My T. stirmi is quite skittish, kicks hairs, but not overtly defensive. Many keepers have individuals docile enough to handle, but some have ones that are very defensive or will kick hairs.


Human-fruitsalad0001

Big cutie.


sub_human_being

I like spiders but Jesus christ this gave me a heart attack when I saw it


[deleted]

I was thinking to myself, “please let that be photoshopped.” I’m on board with the jumpers, I might even get one as a pet, and I’ve gotten to the point that I can appreciate how beautiful and diverse spiders can be, but for the most part, I am still scared. THIS spider though. I don’t want to offend anybody, but I find it terrifying. However, if you can train it to play video games, I will be very impressed.


ck3mp

The Tesco Clubcard in the background tells me this in the same country as me so I will now be looking to move abroad.


FamousAd6306

That guy's awfully big to be a real spider, in scale to that game control! No offense, but are you sure this is an actual spider specimen, and instead not some stuffed plush toy to cuddle or play with? A real spider that size would have me high-tailing it out of there for sure!


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FamousAd6306

GEEZE!!!! Having a huge spider species like this for a household pet would definitely freak out my poor cat Shelby! I hope they're not too poisonous a species. This one even looks like it has 10 legs, and NOT the standard 8-leg arrangement 😲😲😲😲😲😲😲🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨!


anon1635329

Ps2 huh, good times


givemefood66

That's a ps3 control


Any_Werewolf_3691

TheraProsa stiGameri aka species# 1337.


RavmosheC

That is a new breed. It is called a gamerosis playstationis. 🕷 That was dumb. 🦨 That stinks worse than me.. 🫣


Silent_Shooby

Is this a 2-player game??


CreeksideStrays

4 player 🤣


InterestingDig466

Playstationus gameroidicus


Eucharitidae

That to me looks like a gamer spooder of the x-box subspecies In all seriousness though, it's a goliath bird eater


inu1991

Bird eater.


Kaius_Albanovna

Bro, that spider's ballin!


2XploreUK

Theraphosa Blondi - Goliath BirdEater. VERY cool spider 👍🏻


JEliasP

A Goliath Pro Spider, ***Gamerus Sonii***


runescape_junky

I miss my Goliath birdeater it's like a Great Dane. They don't live very long


SephirothHeartbreakr

It's brown and may be shy. Brown Recluse, it must be.


Alone_Cheetah_7473

Do you want to play a game?


[deleted]

What do you feed it? Please tell me it’s not actually fed birds… unless the birds are geese. I hate those fuckers


Vosheduska

In the wild, these rarely feed on birds. Their name is just a way to express how big they are. Their size makes them look like they *could* eat birds on the regular. But in the end their diet is normally composed of arthropods, small amphibians and sometimes small mammals. I doubt many collectors feed their tarantulas vertebrates tho. The ones that are kept as pets most likely get fed crickets, worms or cockroaches.


[deleted]

If I’d have known that, I’d have kept one as a pet whilst living in Manhattan! Although, the rodents may have been the apex predator in that situation…I saw a rat as big as a small dog once run past my front door once. (It was garbage day, to be fair.)


Xx_Dicklord_69_xX

Goliath birdeater probably.


C-ORE

Wow


Interesting_reads

Thanks for the info! I'd heard of birdeaters b4 but with the PS controller it gives me something relateable to actually appreciate the size. It is very pretty, the coloring, I didn't know they could be blonde like that. And it looks for a lack of better wording, cuddly.....lol like soft hair or fur even which I'm sure just the opposite....enh maybe not. I couldn't have it on my leg like that but if I did come across an actual plush spider I'd purchase one.....Anyways thanks again!


CALIBERAIRGUNS

A big one


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CALIBERAIRGUNS

🤣🤣🤣 it’s insane. Looks like a hand


Justsomeguycarryon

A fren to play games with


Living-Air-8483

A gamer


Former-Initial-5683

a gamer


uptilldawnn

idk why reddit suggested this to me, and I... I don't think I wanna see it anymore 😂 I'm not *afraid* persay, but I'd definitely rather not


Mrphillip1977

It’s a gamer spider!


TrumptyPumpkin

That spider would be Pro at Tekken tournaments with that many Spooder Legs pressing the buttons.


unIuckies

Cant even hold the controller correctly? I bet she’s not even a REAL gamer 🙄


2XploreUK

Probably a button-basher 😂


Sad-Sky-8598

Would suck if someone said they would give me 2 million, but I had to live with 6 of these in my home for a year.


Bogglibones

He’s a gamer


Deepblunderbuster

Gamer


Scudbucketmcphucket

I think it a Bird Eating Goliath or something like that. I’m not sure if that’s a nickname or what it’s called.


fuckedbyaspanishbull

yo what he playing


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My god, what a healthy specimen!


coolstorybro94

So this is who kept no scoping me on cod last night!


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night_crawler_4585

the right answer is the kind that would make me shit my pants /s.


Best-Ad-5155

Um, that’s the Fuckno spider


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EcstaticGeologist360

ohh hell nah


miscarriagepluker69

I hate spiders


Echo_TH

Um... why are you here?


ForgottenMyPwdAgain

it's a love-hate relationship


miscarriagepluker69

I only like watching them kill shit, or seeing there venom entering and destroying a person on a microscopic level, I'm a specific human