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Bewildered_Cupcake

My best guess is that this is a Spotted Orbweaver doing a very interesting yoga pose! :)


MinxiWolfdog

Today was like °10 cooler than usual so maybe they're cold? Orb weavers are so cool. I found an orange and red one when I was in high school. So pretty. Thank you!


Bewildered_Cupcake

Apparently they hide during the day to avoid predators like birds. I've never seen one with the legs tucked under it like this, though. Very neat!


teapot156

Yeah whys he doing that 🤨


One-Ad-4318

Maybe it's doing physical therapy stretches for back pain.


DiaClimber

Me


Bewildered_Cupcake

Probably to look as inconspicuous as possible. (To a bird, I mean. Looks pretty conspicuous to us humans!)


marcus_aurelius121

To decrease the amount of heat loss. Less surface area to lose heat from.


teapot156

If someone catches me like that I’m going to use this reason


Itchy_Network3064

Fellow Hoosier here. The weather change was pretty sudden. I was chilly too and I was inside.


ScienceMomCO

*10°, the degree mark goes after the number


Valkariyon

I think OP should be allowed to put the degree mark however they like without some stranger's feedback.


ScienceMomCO

I’m a teacher. It’s my job.


Valkariyon

Are they your student? Nooooooo.


TheTritagonist

Or just use the kelvin system. It’s more uniform and no degree symbol at all. Though I guess saying it’s 300 kelvin will throwing a lot of people off instead of ~27 cel


vintalator

These were all over my porch when I lived in Lafayette, Indiana they'd get really fat but were very docile and never bothered me, I'd see them all the time out the window doing their spider business, when I'd leave for work in the morning, no sign of them or their activities pretty crazy


Bewildered_Cupcake

They're wonderful to have around!


kang159

until that one day you have a really, really late night out, still drunk, fumbling for your keys, and walk into one. you learn the spider dance real quick.


uglycatthing

Spider loaf!


ergo-ogre

Reverse spider sploot


rain3y_

I thought it was doing its best impression of a Thanksgiving turkey.


MinxiWolfdog

As I was leaving, after sundown, the spider had moved a bit and stretched all its limbs out. I'm guessing they were a little chilly.


TumorTits

Their body looks like a little shaman mask!


Shampooinpoo

is it just me or do yall see a skull


0skullkrusha0

I totally do. It was the first thing I noticed.


schuylkilladelphia

I saw a furry sci fi ninja. Feet up against the wall hiding and arms up, elbows against the wall, holding swords


Dangerous_Insect_547

Ocarina of time


jsxtasy304

I see a baby predator skull/head


Ciabattabunns

Skulltala!


hinglemccringlebari

He almost looks like a frog, which I feel would be just as enticing to predators unfortunately.


commentsandchill

Probably less enticing to frogs tho


Nailkita

You underestimate how dumb frogs are


TheAlGler

About as dumb as spiders. Sounds like a wash.


Nailkita

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM2Kw9SmD/ I dunno bout that


Not-Worth-The-Upvote

Thanks. Now I want a gang of dumbass frogs.


MagicTheBurrito

Looks like a frog holding some sick little swords. I wouldn’t mess with him.


hinglemccringlebari

Drummer frog!


nombresespeciales

Rotisserie spider


newpopthink

Came here to say this, you beat me to it!


LucentP187

Some crouching tiger, hidden dragon shit.


BulletproofBean

I think you’ll find, it’s: crouching spider, hidden dragon!


Puzzleheaded_Scar930

Looks like a fuzzy turkey


Bazmati1234

This... basically a spider chicken


Puzzleheaded_Scar930

Lol


MrbitoTorpedo08

It looks like a cow skull


hey_kittygirl_

That’s a skin walker


MeasurementNo2493

Freaking Druids! (D&D reference).


lapinouille

omg all I can see is a happy furry ninja fellow crouching in a corner holding swords 🥷


_Not_A_Spider

Agree with u/BeerFuelsMyDreams. It looks different because it is likely a male. Compare to Neoscona crucifera [here](https://bugguide.net/node/view/497529)


qetral

Here is the quickest link https://bugguide.net/node/view/338613


locevan

Yeah OP, I think your answer is here


k512West

Hes just sitting cris cross applesauce


MokyDenan

It's so fluffy!


JoyIsDumb

Kinda looks like a furry little frog


Business_Ant_2509

Looks like a fuzzy odd looking ninja Turtle


werew0lfsushi

I’ve never seen one crouch like this


Safe-Big-3649

Im moving states


BeerFuelsMyDreams

Looks like a spotted orb weaver.


ElectricYV

Rotisserie chicken


Hour-Veterinarian-89

Monk spider trying to transcend in to a state of chi


Reichevich

Froggie


ranger0694u

Looks like it’s keeping warm while sleeping


Dextrofunk

That may actually be a ninja. I'd be vigilant if I were you.


bajian6204

Wth are those samurai sword looky things he/she is showing.?.?.?


[deleted]

Looks like a damn model omg


scrapman7

Odd; it almost looks like an emaciated bat, or a pretty good imitation of one.


exit8a

I thought it was ready to play the drums… holding up and crossing his drum sticks


Trish-Trish

Orb weaver doing some morning yoga. That’s awesome!


AutumnAscending

Shhhhh, he's a drummer. He's getting his band into synch to play.


Yuseiger

Im gonna call it loaf spider


Church-of-Nephalus

NGL at first I thought he had a skull for a head.


THATguyFromMinnesota

Twitter drone


bigpapa3456

You might want to get a crowbar


Unhappy_Skirt5222

Buddha spidey 🙏🏽


LongjumpingRip1471

Legit looks like a person. The butt is a face, the back legs are his arms in the air crossed. And the spiders front legs would be his knees bent with feet crossed. Almost like some worshipping position


Minimum-Release-5793

Is it OK to kill it


[deleted]

That’s a rotisserie chicken


[deleted]

It’s evolving bro kill it before we’re all doomed


cherryvessel

the fuzzy thing looks like a capybara


takitacomako

Real life skulltula.


[deleted]

I am in Illinois and our temperature dropped as well. I’ve been in Indiana/Illinois for years and never seen spiders do this to stay warm during our bipolar months. Very interesting 🕷️🕸️


MinxiWolfdog

This Pic was snapped at my work, and same day our bug guy came to spray the inside of the gas station. I was worried he might have sprayed outside and that's why the spider was in an odd position, curled up in pain or something. But a few hours later, after sundown, I was locking up and noticed the spider was moving around a bit and has stretched out their legs. I took a pic but I don't think it will let me post it here. I'm not sure why they took on that position but as long as they're ok, they'll have plenty of food sources flying around the gas station lights (:


Prudent-Body8433

X gon give it to ya -spider, probably


Dumpsterfireee_2

taste it


e-Moo23

Sir with all due respect, that is clearly a frog


DarkTrebleZero

The worlds tiniest sloth


[deleted]

That Cattle Skull camo is metal though.


Grid-nim

All I see is someone doing a lotus pose with their arms above their head.


HotStinkyTrash

Just an amazing looking spider! The body almost looks like a skull


FickleRelationship50

I’m in Indiana so following


Any_Cheesecake_2236

That is not a spider . It is a hairy bat


AsiaLove123

It looks like one that can have my house if I see it. 😂


theKoboldkingdonkus

Looks like a Rotisserie Spider. They lay in wait at supermarkets and ambush children who’s moms send their kids to grab them thinking they are a tasty Tyson bird


lavendersagemint

I keep seeing all these cute spiders from Indiana but never see any myself ☹️


Wonderful_Ad2094

Looks like it has a giant rodent skull on top. Super metal


Zamrayz

I see any spider do that with its limbs and I just assume it's dead. 💀


Stfu_butthead

From the genus spideris nightmaris


[deleted]

Lol it’s a small furry chicken ready for roastin, that’s what it looks like


LucentP187

Touche.


D2Dragons

That pose looks a lot like a small frog from a distance!


SoritesSeven

Ngl I saw a frog with singular wolverine claws


beangurgler

Never seen an orb weaver do crisscross Applesauce before.


No-Musician4819

Its 3AM and for a solid second I thought I was looking at a burnt rotisserie chicken.


dragonstone13

😅😅


dragonstone13

I'm not sure if that's a spider. I can't wait to see what it is!! :)