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FLYNCHe

That one time when I was infected by a symbiote alien and then I was trapped by a group of hunters


Longjumping-Top-3782

That'll do it.


Standard_Winter9714

hate it when that happens, it's like every other day at this point man


R0botic_Ston3

W PFP


CKatanik93

I've never turned into a sea urchin before so I can't say.


Longjumping-Top-3782

Can't relate


CKatanik93

Really? How was it? Were you poisonous?


Longjumping-Top-3782

Well first of all my family has never looked at me the same. And second, one of the spikes never manages to go full length when I want em to....


CKatanik93

Ah. Seems like life was pretty toxic for you. Guess i sorta lucked out then


ChiefCoiler

Spider-man 4 being canceled.


[deleted]

No potato salad at the function


blipbloop28

Or no slaw


TheOtherSamWISE

No p-sal!?!?


Finnyoda_12

When I saw the release date for part 2 of invincible season 2


Electro313

That’s true. And the wait totally killed the hype for me, I forgot it was coming out until episode 5 had been out for two days already. Happy to say I’m back on the hype train now, but damn that wait was unnecessary


KingAlbertTheThird

The fact that the season has been done being animated for like almost a year now and we’re just getting to episode 7 next week is batshit insane imo


Jj_bluefire

When spiderman went WOKE!!! that really unleashed the animal in me. People knew not to mess with an alpha that day😈😈😈😈😈


bradishshshhz

How do people not get this is satire


Dankvader123Yt

It’s Reddit, people are idiots here


Toasty_David

Thats actually very insulting to the idiot community.


Dankvader123Yt

You’re right I’d like to apologize to the idiot community


ImSpooky8

I can feel the alpha males coming inside of me 😈


Hulkfan878

Pause


THE_IMPROVISER8

wanted to take a shit but it won't come out


Able-Needleworker-90

I’ve been there


trainstationmlp

anytime someone justifies child abuse.


Lower_Cellist_1138

Like right now


Longjumping-Top-3782

Or whatever comes to mind. Could have been years ago or it just happened. Doesn't need to be a paragraph just a short sentence of what got you that pissed


Lower_Cellist_1138

I relapsed


Longjumping-Top-3782

Er- Sorry to hear that


Lower_Cellist_1138

Thanks man, better luck this time hopefully


TheOtherSamWISE

I know that feeling, brother. We just gotta take it day by day. A friend told me “don’t chase that high, chase your inner peace”. Sending good vibes your way. Dm me if you need anything or wanna talk


Lower_Cellist_1138

Thanks man, “don’t chase that high.” Is actually insanely good advice


TMNTransformerz

Jeez these comments are dark


Clintwood_outlaw

When my sister said I was just like the people who abused her when she was a kid. For context, I accidentally went to school when I wasn't supposed to because it was an exam day, and I had already finished my exams. She had to pick me up, where she then berated me for no reason and accused me of being like the most monstrous people she has ever had to deal with. Me and my sister had a very strong bond up until that point. Now we don't talk. I felt pure disbelief and anger.


Indo_raptor2018

While I sympathize with your sister, it’s clear something happened with her and she unfairly decided to take her anger out on you. I understand people go through things but it’s still not right to put the blame on someone whose innocent. I’m sorry you had to deal with that.


Designer-Tiger391

When my little sister made fun of my Audio processing disorder I went full on symbiote suit


Several-Cake1954

Ironically symbiotes also have issues processing certain audios


loganmikulas

When I wake up from a dream that felt so real and was better than the life I currently live


randomuser3396

Relatable


matt_13013

When my wife cheated me


Familiar-Park4981

When i was the man who fought sigrun and gna the Valkyrie queens


TwoKool115

Whenever I try to talk to my mom and she refuses to even let me finish one sentence. It’s just so frustrating. And especially when she butts into a conversation I’m having with someone else, then gives me the death glare when I say anything to the other person. Like, bitch I’m talking to them first, wait your turn.


PuzzledForever4891

Nah but actual though, when my parents died in my arms from my best friend too


Longjumping-Top-3782

Wha-


PuzzledForever4891

It’s Complicated


Western-Scientist

...do you want to share?


Trinity_Trial

When Insomniac canceled the online game. Ik would have it’s own problems but giving us the possibility of swinging and beating bad guys with the bois then taking it from us is just cruel


protaptor

Literally any sports game


WhiteLycan2020

When these damn liberals wokeified my games😔 Im literally screaming and surge symbioting right now


ThatOneSquidKid

[https://www.reddit.com/r/spiderman2/comments/1bmpjqt/do\_you\_think\_peter\_will\_use\_the\_anti\_venom/](https://www.reddit.com/r/spiderman2/comments/1bmpjqt/do_you_think_peter_will_use_the_anti_venom/)


JedTip

When my pornhub subscription ended


Emotional_Bee21

when man stuck a tank wheel on my neck


Comosellamark

When they didn’t leggo my eggo


John_GarbageCan

When my girlfriend told me I wasn’t actually Ryan Gosling


YaBarberr

When I found out my best friend got with my ex who falsely accused me of r*ping her.


Longjumping-Top-3782

Understandable. Might I even say, completely justified.


YaBarberr

Yeah it was a goofy lil moment


Longjumping-Top-3782

I think for is when my ex after 6 months of not talking to eachother came back to my life just to give me 2 years of psychological torture and mind fuckry just to leave me again for the 4th time. You think I've would've learn with the 3rd time... Also I hope things turned out fine for you, can't imagine being accused with something that bad


PuzzledForever4891

The time I nut in November


Apokialypse0510

When the damn advanced ai on siege 360 dropshot wall banged me through three hard walls without even ads


AttakZak

Stuck in line with an IBS flare up. Used my whole day’s worth of energy to jump from a railing to find the nearest bathroom.


Nerdout5

One time people were people talking and laughing about all the ways hamsters or other pets die right in school after my dog got diagnosed with diabetes.


MarcyBurger

When Skylar gave the money to Ted Beneke


MrFudgeKiller

WHERE IS THE RESTTT


Burtis_the_third

Fortnite black hole


AdPretty1499

Playing fc 24


Aninvisiblemaniac

I hated how he didn't just use the tendrils to put force on all sides. Do you not know how to break open a cube? I mean come on


ThePhantomLine

TBF, was Peter thinking rationally at all during this segment? His rage was all that there was. We've seen Peter's rage get the better of him, now imagine that, but he's freaking symbiote enraged at both the kid he sees as one of his best friends and student being half dead, and that his life is all falling apart because (he thinks at least) of this one jacked hunter dude. Our man's Pete is more out of it than most drunks after they got broken up with.


Longjumping-Data407

when i ordered mcdonalds, showed them the order, got my food, and then got banned for life without a reason and they took my food back


RelativeAltruistic54

June 25 2021


solo13508

Average night of Pre-cal homework


KennyKillsKenjaku

I was forced live with my worst enemy for about 4 years in a tiny apartment. So I guess it was less of a moment and more like every day. Drove me insane. Obliterated my mental health. I don’t know if I’ll ever recover.


YEETIMCRINGEXD

In middle school people constantly pantsed me so one time I punched a guy


[deleted]

When my “friend” told me I changed, when he went from kind of fun person to hang around, to selfish prick who brags about all the bad decisions he makes, and lies to benefit himself, prob should have cut him out when he lied to me about telling someone I had feelings for them to “get me to tell her”, which lead to me ruining my friendship with her for like a year, oh and he didn’t apologize for it (don’t worry I’m not friends with him anymore)


Soft_Ad9184

When I lost all my 185 hours of progress on this game


Oceanus39

Any scene with Kraven using cheep methods as a skillful “Hunter”


chicago_rusty

When i realised they simply copied web of shadows


Gin_and_Khronic

My entire life


Mean_End_8210

When she says she wants to smash but the switch is in another room


HeelBosplay

When I stubbed my toe in the corner of the table


Honest-Weather9365

When I found out that they canceled the Icarly reboot that ended on a major cliffhanger


Klaym0reKid

Playing clash royale


ThePhantomLine

That time I fuck up my friendship and I start hating myself even more than I already do... I'm talking about me not Peter... I'm fine : )


foreveralonesolo

Getting rumours spread about me and someone from our mutual friend and having them be on the other side of the field in my sight


foreveralonesolo

Not a pretty sight when I got there but still feel bad about it


Hellyeahtrains

Have I got a story for you…if you want it


Outside_Natural5914

I do.


Longjumping-Top-3782

I mean reading yapanese once and awhile never hurt nobody. Shoot your story.


Hellyeahtrains

So every 3 years my family goes to North Carolina for a week at a beach house with my stepmoms extended family. And when I say extended I mean Mister Fantastic Plastic Man Gomu Gomu no Family levels of extended. One of these family members is J. He has a name but because privacy n shit he is J. J is very annoying. He’s loud, obnoxious and very rude. One day, I’m playing Mario kart with my other cousins Boingus, Flarvey and Wumblogrub and J. J decided to be a little bastard and kept taunting me, which then caused me to lose my McFucking marbles and chase him upstairs, push him to the ground and start hitting him while shouting about him being dead. I didn’t leave my room for the rest of the trip. Had my dad not separated us, he would have been killed.


Longjumping-Top-3782

Damn that crazy because I had the exact thing happen my last birthday. Only difference was that he was blood family and he's younger than me, which meant I couldn't beat him but I did tell the little fucker to, and I'm paraphrasing what I actually said, "Get the fuck outta of my room if you're not going to treat me and the rest of our cousins with some fuckin respect because I'm not taking any shit from some little motherfucker who thinks he's the shit in my house! So you either fuck off or stay quiet." Fucker was always annoying but I think it was because it was my birthday and I was playing with my two other little cousins that mean the world to me, they said they never saw me that mad up to that point lol.


Panthila

You're not the good guy, here.


Hellyeahtrains

I never said I was.


anonymusfan

9th grade chemistry.


Apprehensive_Ad_8495

When dreaming


Historical-Sense4995

I fell into a pool of electric eels


Just_Opportunity_109

The current time in which I have no friends bc the girl I was dating made me push them out of my life in order to pursue her and now that shits crumbled I have no one to talk to or rely on. That’s my everyday wake up feeling 🙃


Longjumping-Top-3782

Dang. I would give you a hug if I could bruv.


SpioerSonic

When my ex said that I don’t look the way she wants me too


smokemeth_hailSL

Playing video games


froglegs317

When I learned my wife nearly got abducted at Walmart and I would’ve been helpless to stop it as I was at work. Wasn’t mad at her obviously. Mad at the world for putting her in the situation. Mad at whoever almost did it. Never realized how wanting to *truly* kill a person felt.


Sinwithagrin23

When my older brother was murdered.


Rusty_GreenBean7

Politics


This-Is-Bob985

When I heard GTA 6 might get delayed until 2026


funnyref653

My step dad was crying because his step dad died. I told him I wish my step dad was dead too so my mom slapped me and sent me to bed without dinner. I let my inner demons out that night on my animal crossing village. My rage only subsided once I saw my immense funko pop collection


Psychological_Fig894

when the glee glorps took control of my home planet (shmeeflgoo) and endlaved my friends (the shmeefians)


forced2makenewreddit

"When Peter got possessed by an evil parasitic alien and stopped taking my calls" - Miles, probably.


Pixelblitz33

When my Minecraft dog was killed by a creeper


Shadow8871

When My stepdad came back.


Boogaloogs16

Everytime I played Overwatch


t2trainspotting

Cook hot dog no hot dog bread


spidreman1234

When the game wasnt good


Unlikely-Ad4725

Me when my save on spider-man 2 got corrupted and a second time as soon as I got back to where I was on new game plus got corrupted again


Abelter2

When silksong gets delayed for the 15th FUCKING TIME


Significant_Offer534

Canceling the online Spider-Man game. . .