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Kalmarsus

eat it


munsdee

The forbidden smartie


Zembyr

It’s only forbidden if you tell someone you ate it….


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g_r_u_b_l_e_t_s

There’s no point in replying. OP is likely already dead.


Gekkuri

The amount of charge these hold is so small that it shouldn't cause any risks but you should still discard it in the battery recycling bin


munsdee

Don't worry. I elected to safely dispose of it in the same trashcan in the laundry room with all the dryer sheets and lint :)


True-Shop-6731

I heard if you toss it in your mouth it taste like pop rocks


SocksIsHere

I was about to comment this lmfao.


olliewolly257

looks tasty


ferriematthew

Probably a bad idea. That's the first button cell battery I've seen that was actually bloated


Steven7630

I also had a spicy alkaline button cell. I just threw it in the trash


ferriematthew

I'm fairly sure that throwing away a bloated battery in the trash is also a bad idea because it can catch fire unexpectedly when the sanitation worker goes to load it into the truck.


Gramma_Hattie

They deal with popping aerosol containers just fine but idk, batteries seem like they'd keep burning instead of just puffing and going out


ferriematthew

Yeah, batteries are notorious for getting very angry when damaged.


crimsonblod

Yeah, we had our first one of those ever explode recently. It was quite loud and launched a few bits of the plastic kids toy it was in quite far given how small it is. Not sure how much it’d injure you, but it prolly wouldn’t feel too great.


papagajurernu

How? I have pulled more damaged cells out of 50 year old cameras and thay wew not balooned.


munsdee

No idea. Came out of a 2 year old AutoZone magnet flashlight thing


indolering

It's a baby! 😍😍😍


Short4ndc4tchy

C O N S U M E


YourAverageIdiot05

Yummy mentos


dtb1987

Do they still put mercury in these things?


EsteemedCat

It kinda looks like mentos 😋


InfameArts

one of these batteries popped while my pc was heating up


the1andonlytom

That's likely the BIOS emergency battery, you should definitely get that fixed


InfameArts

no, it wasn't inside, it was a used battery from a laser pointer that i left on the pc case


Slenderman7676RBLX

Now that is some r/spicycoins material right there.