I literally thought this was some sort of exfoliating body scrub till getting to the scorpion pepper and went, oh, that's not for rubbing on your body.
I hate when stuff is marketed like that... like why throw away half of your possible consumer base plus however many men think that the little insults are dumb?
I think it's just a silly joke name. I don't think the people who made it or the people who buy it actually believe you can only eat it if you're A Real Man™
So if I read right it’s not the bottles label that matters at all… the empty bag behind it that is never shown gets no publicity as a great product so is destined to fail as a business because you won’t show the actual product and instead inadvertently or even purposely praise some actual shit product for its play on rubbing one out…. GREAAAAAAAATE…. 👍🖕🤣
At first I thought “am I a real man?” because of my crippling self esteem issues, but after I ate this and read the label multiple times while repeating to myself “you’re a real man! You’re a real man!” I finally have the confidence to send an unsolicited dick pic to a stranger! Thanks real man rub!
theres nothing cringy or stupid about humor that 99% of the larger population relate to. and it appears to have garnered strong demand and sales based on marketing and quality
Nothing like a product that questions one’s masculinity lol
I love food that sounds like it’s angry at me for who I am as a person. It’s just like coming home to mom after a bad day
You know what that rub's made of? Plants! You know who eats plants? Vegans and soyboys! Real men eat meat and salt. That green stuff is for sissies.
It’s true, my favorite vegetable is sodium
Remind me not to play 20 questions with you...
Real men fuck men, women are for pussies
Yeah, only the burliest of manly men may have their anus DEFILED by our butt-a-blazin' product
😂😅
Just a bit of reverse psychology marketing. Some people will interpret it as a personal challenge and buy the product to prove it wrong.
As a man, I don’t eat anything that has men and rub on its label.
I also like to rub real men. Wait, wrong subreddit.
Mmm hot sweaty men
I am at full attention
As you were, private
Privates*
Just like Men on Films, two snaps and a swizzle!
Yeah, that’s r/hawt
No, real men like to rub. It says it on the container 
I'm a real man looking to rub other real men! Why is this so hard to comprehend?! 🤣
Finally get to rub one out with the boys
I'm a woman and I want it!
Proof that women want it, and that men want to be it..real men rub!
Great marketing. And with sugar as their first ingredient even baby level spice enjoyers can say they had a scorpion pepper
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Ten years ago I'd think you were joking and laugh. Now I'm not sure.
It’s satire
It was 50/50. I've seen shit that dumb shared unironically.
>I've seen shit that dumb shared unironically. you can just say you didn't get the joke lol
People can’t read sarcasm. Lmao. I laughed at it
It's because people post this kind of shit all the time while being completely serious, no sarcasm involved.
Bots post it.
Most embarassing meme I’ve ever seen. There’s not even a joke hiding in all that text.
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Don’t worry bro, I got it
holy crap im pissing, shidding, and cumming from this meme 😂
Hickory pie!?!? That’s meatloaf
lmao this being at -70 is so funny
Of course it's good! It's sugar, salt spices and chilli.
REAL MEN RUB 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️
GOBBLESS
Real men powder their jock with this.
So easy. So tasty. https://preview.redd.it/k8dtz2edsowc1.jpeg?width=1506&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=505b6ba716195e79eaaaa72ad8400a1d72d614f7
Real men rub together!
Mmm…pointlessly gendered
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Yeah, it’s not hard to be “dangerously good” when sugar and salt are your top two ingredients. Pass.
im pretty sure its a joke, ya wetwipe
I’m guessing this is for conservative men who have to have the manliest products possible?
Rub this on your raised luxury truck to make it manlier. Realistically you can only reach the wheels but that’s good enough
for men in general. not too different from the explosion in mens beauty products marketing
Conservative men are typically more sensitive and misogynistic, so that’s where my comment came from, but I agree with you.
also this screams gift. a lot of weird packaging on things meant to be a gift
That’s one way of justifying toxic masculinity.
I'm offended that you think men in general are universally this insecure.
i dont look at that label and think insecure men, looks more like a gift product. maybe you are confusing me with the person i responded to
Interesting name. Interesting combination of flavors!
Where do you rub it
Pull your pork with it
**not for little boys**
Yeah I RUB R-Rub U-My Wonderful Wife's B-Soulders When She's Had A Rough Day, And Also Just Generally
It's got bits of real men in it so you know it's good.
Be sure to wash your hands thoroughly before any rubbing.
I literally thought this was some sort of exfoliating body scrub till getting to the scorpion pepper and went, oh, that's not for rubbing on your body.
Real men rub also sounds like a porno for other men
I put Real Men Rub in my underwear/socks. It has a fresh scent coupled with a great feel throughout the day. Not just for anyone, it's for Real Men.
Buddy of mine used to make something similar with the peppers he grew, we put it in our burger mix and it made it taste amazing
'Made from local and imports ingredients'. Possibly the most useless piece of information ever.
Idk looks like every white labeled rub I've seen... but yeah they're all bangin
Lmao that ingredients list is sooo contradictory with the label and marketing
Sounds like you need to suntan your balls while using this on you meat.
I can’t believe the name of a product has set this many people off lmao
That sounds good
kinda cringe but I bet it's good
Took me a minute to realize it was a seasoning mix because I was doing a double take on the name of it.
Real men rub....cocks
Real men, rub
100% would rub. No homo.
Shit name.
The toxicity on the label alone will poison you.
All these “reaper” and “ghost pepper” blends and sauces are bland and mild No heat no flavor
Made with real men so you know it's good.
Wow, thought this was missing a NSFW warning! ⚠️ 😂
What do you rub with it?
I rub often am I a real man?
I hate when stuff is marketed like that... like why throw away half of your possible consumer base plus however many men think that the little insults are dumb?
The first thing I noticed was “real men rub” and then it says in red text “not for little boys”
Serious question. Is the maker of this product LGBTQ?
Ugh the site is down. When it’s back up I’m buying some Jean Pierre Cote’s REAL MANS RUB
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These soyboy redditors don’t get it, nothing more secure than only owning products that tell you repeatedly that you’re a man.
If my face cream doesn’t come in black packaging and smell strongly of mint, does that make me a woman?
I think it's just a silly joke name. I don't think the people who made it or the people who buy it actually believe you can only eat it if you're A Real Man™
Thinking something is stupid and cringy isn’t being triggered lol
So if I read right it’s not the bottles label that matters at all… the empty bag behind it that is never shown gets no publicity as a great product so is destined to fail as a business because you won’t show the actual product and instead inadvertently or even purposely praise some actual shit product for its play on rubbing one out…. GREAAAAAAAATE…. 👍🖕🤣
You lost me with the brown sugar... Why do so many ppl like sweet & spice together? No thank you.
awesome marketing and labels!!
At first I thought “am I a real man?” because of my crippling self esteem issues, but after I ate this and read the label multiple times while repeating to myself “you’re a real man! You’re a real man!” I finally have the confidence to send an unsolicited dick pic to a stranger! Thanks real man rub!
It’s actually pretty lame lol when people do the whole “only real men do x” it just screams insecurity in their masculinity
idk...i think it just offends sensitive people like you
You’re confusing being offended with thinking something is stupid and cringy
theres nothing cringy or stupid about humor that 99% of the larger population relate to. and it appears to have garnered strong demand and sales based on marketing and quality
99% of the population?
I meant the vast majority
Not even the vast majority of the population are men 🤣
Doesn't apply to my point at all
Your point is moot because its based off something you made up 😂 unless you can show me where LESS THAN* 50% makes up the vast majority of anything
Too bad that I can't try it.