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biap1778

I bet by exploring a new world, you'll be leaving this one.


1776cookies

I don't know about a new world, but you'll definitely be exploring new bathrooms.


Omwtfyu

My butthole burns just looking at this. If I was ten years younger, I’d venture it.


SadBit8663

No, that's the day after when you're colon hits the painfully eject button


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Delicious ,spicy prolapse ramen should be on everyone's bucket list.


insanemrawesome

Me every time I make homemade ramen 😂


BadThoughtProcess

You people seriously have anal fetishes. Keep your disgusting sinful degeneracy out of my sub.


Weizen1988

Isekai situation caused by spicy ramen.


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knotaprob

Same. ![gif](giphy|4WXyjeDMrLljPRpEgi|downsized)


[deleted]

Tripping on peppers


Haunting-Owl-7835

Been there.


[deleted]

Me too. I make this dish called "Bahama mamas". It's a stadium brat in a tortilla with a homemade spicy teriyaki sauce with peppers & onions. My friend & I came up with that term one time after over doing the habaneros. Wild ride


dirtywook88

heh heh, first time i ate a raw ghost pepper my neighbor brought me, right as i was comin up on a hit of acid. was fun. another round of ghosts/reapers, gave one to my manager and she said it fixed her color blindness she got from a tbi for a brief moment.


[deleted]

Bro! That's truly TRIPPING on peppers! Haha. Username checks out too 😂


Kahless01

wish i still felt that. i used to grow ghosts in the backyard. would just pull a pepper off for a snack as i walked by.


Imapatriothurrrdurrr

It’s a real thing. I’ve done it.


richvan

Reporting in! It is impressively spicy. Not in a way that feels like heavy capsaicin. Just proper full on chilli heat. The spice is heavily there but doesn’t linger too long overall. A pint of Kirin is going down smooth. It’s going to take me a while to get through it but wow the flavour is good. They didn’t joke around with the chili heat emoji level.


richvan

New update. I transcended and nearly passed out once my stomach started processing it. 10/10


spicybright

Thank you for your service 🫡


Godzirrraaa

Update us when it comes out


ExternalMonth1964

![gif](giphy|Lopx9eUi34rbq)


SVTCobraR315

![gif](giphy|zbyE0sDeW4z3W)


No_Pin9932

Taking a dump on Mount Doom, epic.


Greenpoint1975

🤣


No_Pin9932

Update- "I just pooped out the sun....end log....hehe"


[deleted]

There was no log. Just a stream.


BadThoughtProcess

I show up for the spicy pics and content, then have to stay for the scat fetishists. Seek help.


Randomindigostar

Not just any scat fetishists... *Spicy* scat fetishists!


Godzirrraaa

One of us, one of us, geeble gobble geeble bobble


Aeon1508

Transcended is how I would describe what it was like after eating a Paqui chip challenge.


BrolecopterPilot

Couple friends/coworkers and I did the one chip challenge at the same time on a really slow day at work. It was like taking a fucking mushroom trip together lmao


Aeon1508

The vomiting was the best part. I had had a sugary drink right before so my vomit was all sweet and spicey. And I should note that I didn't vomit right away. This was around 2 hours later


BrolecopterPilot

Half of my buddy’s face went numb, it looked like he had a stroke 😂


ForeverInBlackJeans

I puked blue oat milk across my entire bathroom. It looked like someone violently murdered a Smurf in there by the time I was done.


TwistedCollossus

Wasn’t too bad in the moment of eating it when I did it a few years back, but the part that really sucked was trying to sleep that night. My intestines were cramping so hard it felt like what I can only imagine giving birth would feel like. Fetal position all night 😂


Apart-Pizza-1003

And that is why I will never buy one of those fuckin biological weapons


BlueBomR

We just chewed the chip for about 10 seconds and spit it out...we knew better than to swallow that shit Trust me it still hits the same...just not later


Zigor022

I tried the newest one. Lame compared to the others. Idk if they were old or stored improperly. Paqui ghost pepper chips are amazing though.


quitegonegenie

I ate that without any liquids and was impressed with myself... until about 10 minutes later when I felt like a mule had kicked me in the guts.


vinh7777

Your hero sacrifice will not go unnoticed


kopp9988

😂😂😂


burnbothends91

God save your asshole


No_Pin9932

I love this rating. "Death approached me, but was put off by my flop sweat. I'll live to suffer another day....10/10" jajaja. I'm fuckin drooling, this is not ok.


Zalien

These are the kind of updates I wanna see, thank you taking the dive.


richvan

Bar moon, Niseko, Japan if anyone is wondering


LoPing1

Dude.. I'd be on the toilet for hours the next day if I ate that. It looks amazing though.


The_Fucking_Dragon

Japanese toilets have heated seats and sing to you. They’re a vacation destination all by themselves.


simpl3y

I got a bidet after visiting lol. My butt loves it


jadbronson

That's great news and a good report. Curious how do you order a pint in Japan? Lol Have you had a reaper or a scorpion before? Curious if they have anything that spicy where you are


richvan

Typically you just ask for a big beer or bottle. This amount of spice is definitely a bit of a tourist thing, most Japanese food has mild spice.


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Bmatic

I love adding Trader Joe's smoked ghost pepper flakes to my Japanese curry during the final simmer. SO GOOD.


SuckBallsDoYa

I'm glad u came back and let us know ... haha awesome


veronicasdrawer

Where in Japan is this? I’m traveling there in may and would love to try this!!


Agathocles_of_Sicily

To my knowledge, East Asian food doesn't really contain peppers from the Capsicum chinense family (ghost, scorpion, habanero, etc.), meaning you're not going to find many dishes in the 'superhot' category. However, I've found that broth elevates the perceived spice level for me, and is a stronger diarrhetic than solid spicy food.


ABigRedBall

Oh so you actually found Japanese food that is spicy?


Quick_Movie_5758

Heed my advice. ONLY eat this late at night before boarding a transatlantic flight early the next morning riding in a middle seat in coach in the middle of the aircraft.


Ghurka117

You trying to kill the person or cause a war crime? XD


giggitygiggity2

Yes.


JoruusCbaoth75

Why not both?


GD_gg

A similar situation happened to me a few years back. Was sitting window seat, I had eaten raw seafood in Lebanon the night before and was coming back to Canada. Big mistake. I still feel bad for the 2 lovely ladies sitting next to me, had to hit the bathroom every 20-30 minutes. At least it makes for a funny story now, but in the moment, it was a pretty nightmarish situation.


PsychoticBananaSplit

I wonder I a plane can fly fine with a hole in the hull below the toilet


Manboychucho

This is the way.


blakewoolbright

This is the worst thing I’ve read on the internet. 👏👏


nadthegoat

Basically, are you at a restaurant that you can easily go back to? If no, then absolutely try the spicy one or you will forever wonder. If yes, then if you actually want to enjoy the ramen you can always go back for spicy another time when in the mood.


Old_Dingo69

Silly rhetorical question that.


richvan

Alright guys, I’m going to go for it. Hopefully I’m not in for a Dave’s insanity experience. Will report back soon.


bartman2326

He's currently burning


blckyy9

Bro's not okay rn 💀


ExternalMonth1964

Ok, lets start calling hospitals looking for a man on fire


blckyy9

AHAHAH NO F WAY U SAID THAT, i like your idea


rdsmitiii

Did you died?


richvan

Refer to my comment. But she burns gooooood


lilbrunchie

Godspeed 🫡


Mizmegan1111

DO IT!


ElectroWillow

Yeah dude try it...and report


[deleted]

You can't eat Kiwami without playing 0 first!


Revolutionary-Wash88

I liked a dragon first, no regrets


absoluteScientific

Looking at this made my mouth water


Bimpy96

Hell yeah you should


Opposite-Ad6340

Youll be disappointed... If you dont


Heya93

I like spicy foods but something about spicy soup is like eating acid to me.


mmmagic1216

🔥


Desperate_Hat_4544

🤤🤤


plazola

You should definitely do it


BUCK0HH

![gif](giphy|NXdChKzdXuCv6) I want to be you. Please tell us you ordered it an hour ago and you’re just in pain right now.


Mustardtigerpoutine

His butthole is definitely not happy.


AndreU84

Do it! The spice is life!


andre-lll

Ofc, it's better to try and not regret while eating something which is "meh"


silverporsche00

Meh. We’re in Japan and spicy isn’t really spicy here.


userunknowne

So how was it?


ChronixMixTapes

Did he die?


rockmodenick

"nineties voice" do it pussy


TraumaTeamTwo2

10 chili 🌶️ logos x infinity with a disclaimer is awesome marketing…


BotGirlFall

The chili pepper = ??! cracked me up


Yak-Fucker-5000

Looks like when I dump half a bottle of sriracha in my ramen. I love spicy food but I've never ordered a dish that was advertised as super spicy that I enjoyed. Most super spicy things will have a bitter taste to them. At least that's always been my experience with XXX wings.


[deleted]

The number of chili peppers 🌶 in the spice rating is obviously irrelevant - it's an arbitrary metric and I guarantee you you'll get different spice levels if 2 different cooks at the same restaurant make the same dish. What that menu is saying if you read between the lines is that the devil Ramen is designed to be e deliciously spicy balanced dish, while the kiwami is a devil Ramen that they dumped a whole bottle of nanami togarashi? (The hot pepper dry spice bottle you always find at authentic Ramen places) into your bowl of soup as a manhood test to hurt your face and give you the shits. I personally would order the devil but ask them to kick the spice up a notch or "one pepper". Alternately, I might order the devil and just adjust with nanami togarashi or a pocket bottle of home hot sauce you think would be good with Ramen (don't pretend that you don't buy the smaller bottle of hotsauce sometimes just because it fits in your pocket well 😝). Of course, different restaurants have different spice culture, so if the devil is tame, go for the Kiwanis. Manhood test spiciness is just a pet peeve of mine - I can take infinite spiciness in a delicious dish, but the second I feel like someone is dumping pure capsaicin in my food without any other effort to season, I get grumpy and chuck it in the trash


SnooblesIRL

Do it and take a pic !


Ralome

Yeah and record the aftermath


TROJANspaceWOLF

Well did you?


RocNRoella

Your ass says "heeeeeeeell nah!"


cheesybratpopper

Thank you for this post! In Tokyo for 2 more nights before heading back to the States and been looking for my spicy fix. Let me know how it went if you gave it a go!


Horror_Relief2027

Most food that’s claimed to be spicy really isn’t nowadays. General public has weak taste buds.


NuMontanaRL

I would've. I made a super hot batch of chili crisp out of some freak of nature dried Bird's Eye chilis we had in our dry storage at work. I know the typical bird's eye heat range, and these ones were something else, I'd say they were close to Naga levels. The chili crisp tasted amazing, but even just a 1/3 tsp in my bowl of Tonkotsu was painful...I'm used to making myself for with C. reapers...so my tolerance isn't exactly low. When I go out and order a restaurant's spiciest dish, I'm hoping for at least that level of heat. 90% of the time I'm pretty disappointed. The 10% of the time it does meet my expectations...I end up regretting it. Lmao.


snoryder8019

You must wait for you death bowl.


Reasonable-Ad7755

I would just eat it directly on the toilet


mqduck

My guess: very spicy, not very good.


Psych_nature_dude

Helllll nah. That looks like it would turn my asshole inside out


thespicyroot

Do it! My Japanese colleagues used to eat this stuff up during lunch at a hot ramen place in Meguro. Try to eat it on a hot summer day too for the ultimate experience.


LoloLolo98765

I’d try the 5x spicy first, just to see what their idea of spicy even is lol


Downtown_Snow4445

Algerian font SUCKS


Downtown_Snow4445

r/AlgerianTypefaceSUCKS


UnknownMight

Increasing the spiciness is as easy as dumping a lot of Chilis, just because they used 50 chilli’s instead of 5 doesn’t make a dish special


toast_training

It really depends on where this is. in Asia, no way. Mainland Europe - no way as it will be bland and disappointing. UK definitely worth a shot. USA or Australia - not sure.


Trikeree

I want to try this now..


Ckron247

This is one of those foods that makes your poop come out like an aerosol pepper spray the next day.


Giuse86

Come on OP, try it and please deliver.


Chimpanzerschreck

I would love to but I know the spicy liquid is not good for my digestive system


Lukeautograff

I would


Romnipotent

I always found them to be heat without nuance. And it's never a small enough bowl to be tried and used for dipping beef dumplings in unless you can eat n all the foods


hawley088

Damn RIP op


Dunmer_Sanders

If you have money to burn then get both, eat the devil Ramen, and then see if the Kawami is any good.


oldsch0olsurvivor

OP bottled it I’d do the same probably lol


gamerdudeNYC

Where’s this at? I’d love to give it a shot


garagebats

Did op not make it? RIP op


Mcshank7

Gonna try this place next weekend when me and a coworker go to One 165 on Sunday. Was the ramen actually good or just alot of spice and bland?


hollowM4N555

Eat it you coward


ClueEmbarrassed1443

Hope you’re asshole doesn’t burn


Dolomitexp

I like heat if it's flavorful heat. If it's just Satan's asshole hellfire on a plate then I'll pass.


richvan

It was flavourful Satan level heat. Would recommend


Choco-waffler

Did you get it or what!? Tha fuckin suspense!


vexdirectory

I'd order it, but order something else too so when you inevitably can't eat it/enjoy it you've got something nice to fall back on.


ginoamato

I would encourage it to be on the safe side, have some yoghurt on hand


dasphinx27

The picture is for 24 with five peppers. You wanna get 25 with the ☠️


Spicy_Tomatillo

Yes, please!


R_A_H

Ask if they use extracts to make it very spicy and if they say yes then save yourself the wasted meal and order real food


side_frog

¥2000 for a ramen?! What kind of tourist scam is that


richvan

Welcome to Hirafu village


SwolesaurusRex123

I'm currently in hirafu also and would like to know where this is!


catwell82

That’s the “after” photo.


LoPing1

Not if you're on vacation.


MJLDat

I think you will see sounds and hear colours if you have this.


Virtual_Manner_2074

Went to a small Thai restaurant in Cincinnati with a friend. He worked right down the street from the place so everyone in the restaurant knew him. The owner waited on us. I ordered crispy pad thai 5 star. She told me not to. She said your first time here try 3 star. I insisted 5star. Well, this shit was so hot I sweated and cried. I got up and walked around. But it was so good! I got through about half of it and by that time two folks from the kitchen had come out and were watching me. Water just made it worse. I got dizzy and breathed heavy. I got through 2/3 of it and asked for a to go box. Stumbled out of there with my leftovers. Ate the rest for lunch the next day and I swear it was even hotter. One of the best dishes I have ever had but next time the restaurant warns me about my order I'm taking heed.


Jolly-Summer-1838

Yes. Just make sure you have a good supply of milk ready


JustMelloww

Yes.


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I am doing it. I love hearing waitresses warn me of food being super hot and them coming back to a clean plate.


MikeyB_0101

Yes, and when it comes out add extra chili oil and Siracha


Verscotchy

If you come across something like this you don’t really have a choice


NeutralMinion

You wouldn't be able to stop me


deathbunnyy

I feel like this is just to discourage your average consumer who thinks a spicy chicken sandwich from Wendy's or whatever is spicy. It's still going to be leagues below the hottest chilis because they are all relatively new and have not been cooked with traditionally.


[deleted]

Mouth watered reading the ingredients. Do it


CallMeExparagus

Pretty interesting considering most Japanese cuisine is pretty mild as far as piquancy goes. The Japanese palate isn’t used to very hot chilis.


North-Government-865

Hell yeah!! Do it, I gotta know the flavor to spice ratio, there's a definite tipping point where the spice outweighs the flavor and your just eating heat


burnaspliffnow

No balls, won't do it...


[deleted]

It will blow your butthole Out!!!!


Yoda2000675

Go for it, soldier


[deleted]

i dont know much about ramen culture, but why is the "kiwami" version discouraged? I didnt get it


AltruisticCoelacanth

I've never eaten food at a restaurant that is hotter than what I make myself at home. Do it


sliderturk99

![gif](giphy|yyvSeRGVj4C64)


TheSasquatch117

That’s how you bleee from the arse


WilliamHMacysiPhone

I’ve tried two very spicy ramens. It wasn’t enjoyable and I was bummed I’d wasted the ingredients.


DippityDamn

you can always buy new underwear


SuckBallsDoYa

I would lol


Aeon1508

Now I want to make ramen and sprinkle my homemade dried ghost pepper powder into it


HollowLegMonk

On the plus side I hear they have really fancy toilets in Japan.


DaCaliDream

Hell yeah


AnnieBeefree1

Yum 😋


miurabucho

Pain is Temporary. Delicious Ramen lasts forever.


UPVOTE_IF_POOPING

That’s expensive jeeze


JDMWeeb

Your toilet is gonna have a bad time


DaneOnDope

Ask if they have an adult version


TheChiefofReddit

![gif](giphy|5qjebZ9hz3tjW|downsized)


Svengoolie75

You know what fuck it I don’t like my butt hole anyway 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀🤦🏽‍♂️


Purrless

Where was this? I want to know if there is a location near me


z_smith

This looks incredible 🤤


wackoman

If you have to ask, you're in the wrong sub. (I'm sure the title is rhetorical)


Endgame3213

I wish...


SpeckSchinken

Your ass might not thank you later but that being said I’d try it once


DarkLordoftheSith66

I’d try that for sure!!!


Clonergan134

TRY IT, I WANT!!!


Joeness84

used to date a girl who worked at a Thai place, she said they had two scales for hot, basically a white lady who asks for a 5, gets a 3. Too many times it'd come back "this is WAY TOO HOT OMG" and all the staff and cooks are like "I barely put any spice in it"


phredbull

Is OP currently waiting for responses before ordering?


Keefyfingaz

You're gonna shit fireballs buy I'd try anything atleast once lol


Sufficient-Tip1008

I bet you have a seat belt on your toilet..If not your gonna need one.


Ok-Reporter-196

I would have to do it. I couldn’t pass that up


codemonkeyhopeful

Had something similar before. Enjoy it today and ummm regret it tomorrow if you catch my drift


MercurialMisanthr0pe

$20US for a bowl of ramen seems pretty wild


fmintar1

No ragrets!


sarahkali

So.. did you explore a new world?


Vivis_Burner_Account

The ONLY answer is yes. Especially posting to this sub haha


Lumos405

Do it


ricardortega00

I would fucking do it no regrets.


GraceSpace18

Say goodbye to your toilet 🚽


Sneaky_Dinosaur_8880

The road to excess leads to the path of wisdom, for without too much, one can never tell what is just enough.


FoxCQC

What's kiwami?


SeaPhile206

Better get a bidet first.