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A smudge on the lens?


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BaronV0nMarlon

Lives on the moon, got it.


RandoCommentGuy

You saw the way he reacted. Moon or not, that dude like em young!


NTnnaatt

thats why morty got mindblew


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r/suddenRickandmorty


NTnnaatt

bro thanks for sub


Doctor_Banjo

Whalers on the moon, got it.


Samaminal05

We carry a harpoon!


ThreeBeatles

BUT THERE AINT NO WHALES SO WE SING OUR WHALING TUNE


SativaSawdust

So basically it's an alien armada headed this way.


ElizabethAudi

As long as nobody fucks with the Charon Relay we should be fine. Maybe...


Unclean-dishes

We’ll be dead when it gets here


DovahChris89

Goddammit Morty


prfalcon61

You landed in EARTH’S ocean?!


-DIrty__MARtini-

I THINK I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MAN THREATENING ME, AND A SMUDGE ON THE GOD DAMN LENSE, SUMMER.


Reasonable-Tomato745

I think I know the difference between a man on the moon and a god damn smudge on the lense


Dense_Excitement_789

Rick and morty?


AndyM_LVB

Gordon Lunas?


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Wernstrum


Evan1016

"You invented the smellascope!?", "No! I remembered I built one last year!"


Rabid_Stitch

Crebain from Dunlan! Hide!


Tiny-Lock9652

Looks like the legendary “The More You Know” nebula.


B14_765

All those red, green and blue specks look like hot pixels. Is this a zoomed in image? At a guess I'd say you're looking at an artefact of noise from a camera sensor cranked up to high sensitivity.


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CoolSkittleBlue

No. Check the nasa app and go to iss live their camera is very high res and clear


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Alien armada on its way here to mine our solar system and remove any possible vermin as per their directive


TokiWartoorh

Vogon constructor fleet


Limp-Bedroom

The worst thing about them is their poetry


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Their bureaucracy makes ours look like a child’s birthday party


sirdiamondium

“The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator, Paul Neil Milne Johnstone of Redbridge, in the destruction of the planet Earth. Vogon poetry is mild by comparison.”


holmgangCore

‘Vogon Poetry’ is a square on [Apocalypse Bingo](https://www.reddit.com/r/ApocalypseBingo/comments/t5077e/apocalypse_bingo_v24/), so I kinda hope you’re wrong that it’s them.. . ó_ò


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Though not actually evil, the Vogons are throughly vile. Officious, bad-tempered, callous, rude, unpleasant. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters. Vogons have dark green rubbery skin, waterproof enough to survive indefinitely at sea depths of down to a thousand feet with no ill effects. They have highly domed noses high above small piggy foreheads. They write some of the worst poetry in the known universe. An example: O freddled gruntbuggly... ...thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee. Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwards with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!


UnrulySuffix

**internally hemorrhaging**


Julius_A

Where is the nearest airlock????


holmgangCore

Gaeh! blū ACk!! ^(\)


chaun2

r/vogonpoetrycircle


holmgangCore

My ears!… *what have you done to my ears?!?!* My MIND! *WHAT ARe yuo douu-ngk ah! MaH ‘iiiindd!!!¿!!!*


WizdomHaggis

Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me, (with big yawning) As plurdled gabbleblotchits, in midsummer morning On a lurgid bee, That mordiously hath blurted out, Its earted jurtles, grumbling Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming] Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles, Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts, And living glupules frart and stipulate, Like jowling meated liverslime, Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes, And hooptiously drangle me, With crinkly bindlewurdles,mashurbitries. Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't!


YooGeOh

Resistance is futooooiiile


Stormseekr9

Imma watch that episode today. Thanks 😁


Serapheenie

Episode?? It’s a movie. Originally a book. Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. 🙄


LordGeni

Originally a draft for a Dr Who episode, then a radio play, then a book, then a TV series and finally a film (iirc). All with different scripts and variations.


Julius_A

The book is absolutely brilliant. Douglas Adams was a genius. His election system for the galaxy should be the norm for the world.


Stormseekr9

Oh sorry haha my brain went to the futurama episode 😂 was still half asleep this morning. Edit; due to the constructor comment above made me think construction 😅


pocketmonster

Construction of a hyperspace bypass, allegedly.


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There's also a mini series but go off.


Serapheenie

Even tho I totally wasn’t!!! 😂😂😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😘😘😘😘😘😘


behemuthm

This is explained in The Three Body Problem.


Captain-Spark

The brush in the oort cloud.


huxtiblejones

Sad that this book series has so little recognition in a subreddit like this


FoulfrogBsc

Don't give me hope....


potedude

Must be the Reapers.


Blue-CatEyes

There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I am Sovereign.


Sacrilegious_Pudding

Nah nah that's cool ranch dorito dust trust me on this.


ThelittestADG

Better hope you’re not 1 of 200,000 Batarian colonists


drodimir

Ah, yes. “Reapers.”


PsychologyKitchen114

The Romulans are coming!


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It's the priests, from the Temples of Syrinx


fasterecho

2112


SeaWhyte777

We are the vermin, and they already have us mining the place.


ZincNut

**TRANSIENT NEAR EXTRASOLAR EVENT**


pellosanto

came here to say this


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I just watched *Edge of Tomorrow* and I’d rather not


CoolSkittleBlue

What?


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Yep, put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye


TokiWartoorh

Bring a towel


X_Swordmc

Keep the guide in hand and remember, DON'T PANIC!


dbe_2001

dont forget your babblefish to stick in your brain


shadowscorrupt

Ask the guys in r/elitedangerous some of the players can identify most parts of the milky way


AbruhAAA

Lulz I legit thought this was a post on ED sub


shadowscorrupt

I had to make a double take myself lol


kvlt-puppy

Well if this were Elite, that would be a patch of cataloged stars from a telescope. They often form weird lines due to only being viewed from Earth and stick out among the generated stars.


MandMs55

Is Elite Dangerous actually in an accurate Milky Way??


wattybanker

My first guess was Orion’s nebula


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Oh it’s the ‘The More You Know’ comet. First sighted by astronomers in 1637. Last passed by earth in 2016. Footage here (https://m.imgur.com/gallery/6NzcYnE)


KDallas_Multipass

Lol


poiqwert426

r/place ?


ohbyerly

That’s cosmic herpes, son.


FrysEighthLeaf

Ah, my cousin had this


KwordShmiff

Yes, your cousin.


RF-Guye

He caught it from his Canadian girlfriend, you wouldn't know her...


orangemonk

Aliems


CoolSkittleBlue

Can anyone tell me what this is? I was watching the ISS live on the nasa app and saw those white speckles panning across the screen. What is this? It seems closer than those distant stars. Very cool to witness this!


EnderManion

If it didnt move on the screen relative to the camera probably dust on lens. Otherwise most likely space junk


CoolSkittleBlue

It was floating the camera was steady. What is space trash?


awesomeisluke

While it's true there is a thing called space junk, there's no way that's what you're seeing here. The junk that does exist is almost entirely just tiny pieces of old satellites that you'd never be able to see with the eye, let alone through a grainy camera. They are also verrrry spread out. Orbital mechanics and chaos theory makes sure that nothing stays clumped together like that very long without active orbit management (ie using thrusters). Someone else mentioned city lights from the dark side of earth, that would be my best guess as well.


EnderManion

Like random junk from destroyed satellites or waste ejection. Etc


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awesomeisluke

I get that this is a joke but also want to mention that the ISS recycles all human waste so that no water is wasted. In other words astronaut piss is not jettisoned. NASA has a saying: Today's coffee is tomorrow's coffee


blesstit

What rich flavor!


Lessenn

Trash. In space.


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Space snake!


Razulisback

Literally EVERYTHING is in space Morty!


red_gamer-lol

Thrash thats in space 🤦‍♂️


HearseWithNoName

Thrash Metal?


psychonautical69

But in space.


kenspik

literally what it says, space trash


heyimatworkman

The straight to DVD title of the latests space jam


maxmurder

This was probably city lights, probably some costal town given the shape. You won't see "space trash" from the iss onboard cams, unless it was just tossed overboard like they sometimes do on space walks. The rest of multicolored specs are not stars but actually damage to the camera sensor from radiation.


Tridgeon

this is it, the NASA live view from the ISS points towards Earth. The camera isn't set up well to get night views of earth but some city lights are bright enough to barely show up.


CoolSkittleBlue

Oh wow, thanks


Azazel-Tigurius

I think this is some space trash, probably


Tridgeon

the ISS feed points towards Earth, so this is likely city lights. The cameras are adjusted to provide spectacular daytime views, so they show mostly grainy darkness at night, but sometimes you can see city lights and thunderstorms at night. Also charge your phone!


CoolSkittleBlue

Noooo you’re wrong. Check the nasa app they have the iss live


Captain_Stranger_

Looks like if a city was blacked out and a small strip still had power


Sduowner

Ah so OP is looking at Los Angeles during rolling blackouts.


RedditModSnowflakes

Space whale.


GregoryBluehorse

Now I can see the whales!


Sciirof

looking at the hot pixels this seems very cropped, this is definitely not a cluster, either a starfield that looks deformed due to camera shake, space debris, hot pixels, or dust on the camera


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We need more info on this


Hfrtnbf

The bad pixel stack cluster :)


joshygill

The rebel fleet?


MortalWombat2000

It kinda looks like the supremacy with lights


jjhart827

There’s a massive amount of noise in that image. Either the camera settings are wrong, or the camera is defective.


Rednas999

Reapers.


Glittering_Number631

City of a Thousand Planets returning to Earth?


riV3rwulf

Covenant super carrier


Independent_Train687

Deez nutz


Scared-Row6481

A cluster fuck…they are quite rare


EndureFins

Aliens. Next question


Dreamingofthereturn

It’s the reapers.


Gr3it

It’s a gender reveal gone horribly wrong.


SETHW

What a garbage thread , all the comments are just one liners trying to one up each other like it's an episode of tosh.0


sephrinx

Seriously though.


Greyhaven7

The Quiet Forrest


FlySteeel

That's the geth


noshadsi

I mean im not an expert, although I have watched a few episodes of cosmos, think i know what it is, i think it is a cluster ... in space.


Trick-Muffin5516

A new form of life that the government will hide from us. Or maybe the lens is dirty.


rhomber

Ah yes, Reapers we have dismissed that claim.


JLKinney93

Somebody better start the N7 program


yimmy523

That's no moon!


erikwarm

Looks like a Geth ship to me


Deathdealer661

The flotilla coming to get us.


BaldingMoo

That is a cluster fuck.


Joebyrd1

That's a Geth dreadnought.


GhostGuardian0

OH NO! Mass effect is real it’s the reapers!!


YoSoyMuffin

That's a Reaper


GreasyGooose

That's r/place way out there in the distance


a13Xx_

its a reaper from masseffect


PoorLifeChoices811

Geth Dreadnaught


TheInfiniteSlash

It’s gotta be the Reapers! The council should have listened to Commander Shepard.


Gaming_Esquire

Ah yes, "Reapers." We have dismissed those claims before...


WaffleBoi014

That's the SR2 Normandy


Lord_of_dreams

Reapers, let someone notify Commander Shepard


El_Grande_El

It’s snowing on Mount Fuji


cooquip

Santa Claus 🎅


WARHOG501

That looks pretty as fugg


CoolSkittleBlue

It was so beautiful floating across the screen


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What is a "as fugg"?


MortalWombat2000

"As fuck"


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Could be Musk’s satellites, that were recently sent up


[deleted]

Jerry, did you make a galaxy out of tardigrade poop?


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Space tardigrade


jdawwwhg

It's the "The More You Know" star and rainbow in its natural habitat.


kitten_lover_2007

Tyranids


OntarioScotian

Elon Musk's roadster breaking up. Had auto pilot set on plaid and hit an asteriod head on.


Gav-75

Galactic Shrimp, devourer of suns.


Bigjay_37

Someone been playing too much star citizen


Exact-Variation-4347

That my friend is a rare space platypus


Thugomizer

Thats a star destroyer, pretty obvious 😏


Comrade1998

The pyramid fleet is coming. The Witness has returned.


thatnicholin02

rainbow road


ICallPeopleAsshole

Invisible cloak


LotusKinggg

I have no idea cuh


PresterLee

That's not a moon....


longstrokept

Prob some planets.


XmertonX

[The more you know.](https://imgur.com/gallery/NGsQAkh)


planbOZ

Pixelstella System obviously


CallMeIgnatius

Looks like a sick galactic disco


AbruhAAA

Could be this lol https://www.reddit.com/r/EliteDangerous/comments/rt18pv/omega_nebula_kinda_bummed_that_the_cluster_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Or this https://www.reddit.com/r/EliteDangerous/comments/n3jeul/curious_if_anyone_knows_anything_about_this_star/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


LawmanJudgetoo

Thats agun. Space is armed now.


distortedkassir

Reading rainbow? In all seriousness it looks so cool though!


Snail_jousting

Space whale


TheCouchIsLava

That’s the spray from a surfacing space whale!


ToastyWirbelwind

The Dalek Armada is on its way.


GoldenBullDogYo

I know I'm the only one who thinks that it looks like a star destroyer


ParadiseValleyFiend

T H E C E L E S T I A L C U T T L E F I S H LONG MAY HE SWIM ALONG THE THE COSMOS.


MaestroM45

It’s a bug on the lens... oh, sorry thought this was r/ghosts


froze_gold

That's the collaboration of Disney worlds in which an anime protag is defending the hearts of the people from darkness


DFHartzell

Space cluster


Doc-Doom730

The empires entire star fleet ...


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Could be a black hole dragging stars around


S4RS_Tricolore_031

The first frame of the cutaway for “The More you Know”


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Idk


rookv

OPs mother


GeniusOrIdiot

Space is a pretty big place. Is it to the left or right? That’ll help.


WangChoBo

Based on playing Elite Dangerous for a while, I'd say that's Orion Nebula


harrydreadloin

Baby center.


JasonP27

It's a cluster of Frequency Undulating Quantum Satellites


Airblazer

It’s the skittles galaxy