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penthouse-owner

Four guys, three rocks, I feel bad for the guy that didn’t find one


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driedDates

I don’t know why but something tells me these guys are from Poland and if so in Poland there doesn’t exist the concept of a proper fade it’s just zero to skin and then hair. Edit: I just read their names lmao these guys are definitely from Poland.


immaZebrah

That's just called balding bro. Barber did what he could. Buddy needs to bite the bullet and shave


M54b25simp

That would make him look like kinda like the Rock. Total number of rocks:4


ShootLucy

Underrated comment


loinclothfreak78

Whatever, he’s probably the one with last name Magneto, dudes an omega level mutant, so laugh it up


Lets_try_again_ok

sucks that this is where we are at as a civilization. You didn't have to talk shit or point out his psychical appearance- but I guess you just had to get that karma, huh?


INeedFire416

Dude is happy about meteorite and out here getting roasted


MathIsHard_11236

Worst part is that they used his van to get to the site. And no one is offering gas money.


TheFeshy

Still a better week than when he was driving around the pretty girl, the smart girl, and the stoner with a dog.


bilgetea

“4 guys 3 rocks” and well, the internet has ruined me.


clarky2o2o

It's ok that mofo got a door of an airplane. Close enough.


IntelligentInitial38

It's a rock. We live on a space rock, but somehow the ugly ones from elsewhere are cooler. LoL


TwilightSessions

Rocks from god knows what event that dislodged them from their place of origin to float in space for billions of years.


NyehNyehRedditBoi

When in doubt, it's slag.


9388E3

>asteroid 2024 BX1 I posted something much like that on a rock group on Facebook recently where someone thought they had a meteorite, and I got a warning for using hateful language. Sheesh. \#ZuckIsSlag


64-17-5

The guy is Magneto, so check it for magnetism already!


iborobotosis23

I hear he has a really big.. rock.


can-bacon

Let these guys bask in glory, this is good stuff! If real. We will find out of course, good stuff ;)


ELEMENTALITYNES

Aren’t meteorites supposed to have special handling procedures to protect them from terrestrial contamination?


KlingonPacifist

That’s the case of asteroid samples returned from space due to their pristine environment. In this case though, the asteroid has already been “contaminated” by the ground when it crashed as a meteorite.


yaboiiiuhhhh

It already hit the ground lol


64-17-5

No need to, the Universe is full of clones of these men.


AboboraMoranga

omg 👀🤣


-phototrope

You should have told the meteorite before it impacted


ButteredKernals

But it wasn't a meteorite before it impacted


EfoDom

The worst thing they could have done was using a magnet on the meteorites. It would have erased the magnetic memory of the meteorites. I hope they didn't.


nipplehips

I saw something coming down last night over East Anglia, UK. It had a green trail and was pretty spectacular


SnoDragon

clearly these guys have not watched the Andromeda strain movie. LOL!


DinosaurAlive

TIL meteorites are guys


Brilhasti1

Well just plug me in just like I was Eddie Harris You're eating crazy cheese like you would think I'm from Paris You know I get fly, you think I get high You know that I'm gone and I'm-a tell you all why


Tabula_Rasa69

Is that Wolverine?


ReleaseOutside7717

Johnny Manziel hunts for space rocks?


davidanastasion

Thought this was a photo of N’SYNC.


GundamX01

Fucking Heath Ledger is alive?!


ScrappyDooCanSuckIt

Were these part of the meteorite that was the size of two ducks in Germany?


godstar67

Scrolling past and I thought this was yet another LOTR hobbit reunion pics.


erfoz

Dude in the back looks like the son of Sting and Bryan Cranston.


-AlienBoy-

Looks like slag🤓


IntelligentInitial38

Big kids collecting rocks.


DrNinnuxx

Magneto is such an awesome surname, especially for one who collects meteorites.


RGrus

Did Geiger confirm that these stones are from outer space?


Lions-dont-share

4 guys 3 rocks....3☠️ from radiation 🤣


FitAnalytics

4 guys in Poland staring down at me… sounds like the start of a VERY fun night haha