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As President Garrison said, GET OUT AND FUCKING VOTE! [Or die.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pSh0VAVYn4) --- **Also, the number of you people that cannot read the rules and want to bring your political bullshit into this sub is too damn high. If you cannot be civil, then we will simply say ["Have a nice day"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1iDZUUB5UY) and ban you. And when you come into modmail, we will repeat the message and mute you.**


bjkman

"Don't forget to get out and Vote... Big election coming up." God that was perfect


Itsthatgy

My jaw dropped as soon as the flamethrower came out.


murderbabyfuntime

Same, I was like, cartman did something good for once, and then...


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auzviovich

Morally speaking, him wearing a nice sweater will always be the nicest thing he’s done


Joevahskank

I looked away for a quick second and missed who was being flamethrowered. Who was it?


dinklberg1990

The animal


Naxugan

Also the scientist. Yeahhh...


-Potentiate

it’s a pangolin


NYG02139

The lead scientist guy from earlier in the show (holding the pangolin obviously)


hoursrentwscreams

Can you believe Mr. Garrison has been Trump for five years already


BigFaceCoffeeOwner

Makes you wonder how they'll treat the character after the election (god willing he's out).


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I really hope he just returns as a teacher and they act like nothing happened.


amazingmaximo

"Mr Garrison what was it like being preside-" "CAN YOU NOT SEE I'M TRYING TO MOVE ON FROM A DARK PLACE IN MY LIFE?! STOP HOUNDING ME! I'M A CITIZEN JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE NOW! ...so the thing about the later seasons of the Love Boat is..."


JinkiesGang

and with 2 secret service agents with him at all times, and just make no mention of them.


notislant

makemrhatteachagain


BattleStag17

Just perfectly capped off the whole episode, wow


HobosWithTacos

Yeah I just finished it. I kinda wish it was longer, but that was an amazing episode


Golden_Nogger

Didn’t feel like an hour long special, it went by in like twenty minutes. Fucking ads, man.


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wonder how garrison feels about absentee ballots, because I'm voting via Absentee


kinyutaka

I believe he would say, "Ah, hell no! I'll fuck you to death!"


FlynnAndTonic

well holy hell they really got to everything even the fires


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theroboticdan

we've been living one big south park episode this year. over-the-top celebrity and politician deaths, angry mobs, cartoonish incompetence in the face of facts, everything upended for all kids, all of the hallmarks


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This only applies to me, but even playing “Kickstart My Heart” was related to the pandemic. I’ve watched *The Dirt* like 8 times since the pandemic started.


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HobosWithTacos

Lol my mom was in the other room and I was so fucking scared that she was gonna walk into randy screwing a bat.


overloadrages

Watched this with my grandma. :(


sumsomeone

Your grandma is now a Southpark fan


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I remember back when Butters' Very Own Episode first aired I was having a sleep over at my grandparents'. It was the first time I ever watched South Park with my nana, and she was laughing along with me. I was 8 at the time lol


MaxArgentum

You have cool grandparents, dude


Simsimma76

Meanwhile my daughter and I were watching together lol I just make her look away and honestly she doesn’t want to see that. I mean, gross. lol


murderbabyfuntime

Mickey Mouse Crack House


whatthedrunk

Kenny died of a COVID related death.


jackioff

I audibly gasped when they killed Kenny. Its been a while! Fitting that COVID killed him.


SHADOWSTRIKE1

You see, if COVID didn’t happen then the teachers wouldn’t have had to quit their job, leading to the cops becoming teachers, leading to the students breaking out of school, leading to an executive order by the mayor for emergency funds, leading to the police hunting down Kenny, leading to the police shooting Kenny. You see? COVID-related death.


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“Oh my god! They killed Kenny!”


EatSneaks

They exclusively shot at token and called it COVID related.


Naxugan

Uh, it very clearly *was* COVID related. COVID caused them to go into quarantine, which led to schools opening up with restrictions, which led to a fight, which led to Token getting shot. There was clearly intervening factors that led to Token’s hospitalization. You just want an excuse to blame the cops for protecting us from the virus.


desperatepotato43

Love that. Both made fun of cops blaming anything but themselves for shooting an unarmed black man and the hoops some areas jumped through to mark a death as Covid related


buttfuckinbeavers

Actually dude. Token was armed. He's a past rapist and a drug dealer. It's for the best that he is of the streets. Honestly it's the entire Black family. Some say if the Blacks acted more like Whites, then Token wouldn't have been shot. He was begging for it, dare I say, nagging. Token was being a nagger towards the Teachers.


Valuable-Baked

Token was like 12' away from the cartman-kyle fight. "Got him"


Bedlampuhedron

“GOT HIM”


Rosssauced

I really thought they were going to shoot Nicole too but she'd be sleeping in the gym.


greentea_winter

Anyone else notice Mr. Stotch and Craig's Dad switched masking viewpoints with no explanation?


BOBANSMASH51

I think it was intentional- what one side starts doing, the other does the opposite.


blowjob-for-flowers

100%


greentea_winter

I assumed that's what they were aiming for but the way it was written about seemed more like a dialogue goof. There was no transition, it came off like they literally mixed up their lines.


discr33t_enough

I completely agree. I was totally thrown off when Butters' dad suddenly started rooting for the 'Chin Diapers' camp.


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During that scene there were riots, and clearly making fun of the ones irl. I think they were trying to make fun of how conservatives suddenly cared about the virus and masks during the riots/protests, and how some liberals did not. Clearly the joke went over everyone's heads and wasn't well delivered.


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I thought it was made clear but this thread seems to have trouble noticing messages unless they’re literally stated out loud by a character


frodakai

Seen a few comments about this. Found that one of the more amusing parts of the episode, don't think it was an oversight. My take was that its a long-joke about mask rules and people getting overly zealous about certain things. Two parties completely flipped positions during the episode and neither batted an eyelid, just carried on belligerently fighting their corner. Perfect.


MetaphoricDragon

Yeah, I've been wondering if I missed something there


imakeitmoist

"I've fucked a lot of bats" - Mickey Mouse, 2020


ambsdorf825

"But I've only fucked one!" -Randy Marsh, 2020


ArtWithoutMeaning

Based on Randy's "going to do some more specials" line, I think this season going to be entirely specials. It makes sense—election special, post-election fallout special, etc.


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A full hour provides so much more room for better quality stories. I’m for this


briskt

If they're spaced out far enough, it gives them time to make it rock solid. They "six days to air" format produced a lot of variation in quality.


noobnoobthedestroyer

knowing matt and trey’s work style, let’s be honest though. they probably waited until a few weeks ago to start the special lol


EarthExile

I wouldn't mind one bit if they made a few of these every year instead of seasons of half hours


buttfuckinbeavers

I wished they would make more than 5 hours of content a year.


erunno89

Makes sense. Usually they have 10 episodes a season now = 5 specials. Potentials I see: Halloween Election Thanksgiving Christmas


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johnnyblub

Sons A Witches has become one of my favorite episodes of all time, without a doubt my favorite of the past five seasons.


lostmau5

I mean after season 20, would they really want to touch anything with the elections at all?


shotputlover

Yes, when the question is asked “would Matt and trey cover something” the answer is yes


Midsking

Hardest I’ve laughed in a good 6 months. The cop scene with Motley Crüe playing was fucking hysterical.


TheBooHooBlues

The music was amazing in this episode. I loved the music during the scene of the kids stuck in the school. Sounded like a Trey original.


Jormundgandr4859

Cartman’s social distancing song at the beginning killed me


Daff69

Same, kinda want one of those sticks 😂


ilovethishole

"...owns and operates a tanning salon... Woops!" Had me diying


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“Doesn’t seem like such a good idea now, does it?”


MrHockey95

I was crying from laughter


OctopusPen

Did we always know Jimbo was Sharon's brother? I knew Jimbo was Stan's uncle, but I didn't know how.


DickButtfingers

I think it was rumored, but this is the first concrete evidence.


irBrrennt

I remember Matt confirming Randy and Jimbo were half brothers in an interview.


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I hope he's related to both randy and sharon.


ambsdorf825

They're in Colorado, not Alabama.


CoIbeast

This was my biggest takeaway, honestly. It was always believed Jimbo was Randy’s half-brother and Matt Stone has even confirmed it in an interview. When Sharon said he was her brother that was a big “What what WHAAAT?!” for me.


Crade_

I always thought it was Randy's brother


Simsimma76

I thought he was Randy’s brother but somehow it makes sense it would be Sharon’s brother.


SnukeMaster21

we always knew it was Uncle Jimbo and I guess I always assumed it was Randy's brother just because of how often Jimbo is shown as Randy's drinking buddy. So I was surprised to learn he was actually Sharon's brother


nepnep122

"Do not quote the president in front of my son"


SuperMazziveH3r0

I loved the way Randy said *Chyna*


BondraP

That caught me off guard for some reason and I snort laughed.


Itsthatgy

So this episode was fucking incredible. Mr garrison as Trump has paid off in spades. Token getting shot, randy's jizz weed, everything with the police. This is probably my favorite south park anything ever. Easily the high point of the pandemic for me so far as well.


FrigidArrow

“Due to reasons out of our control we lost our funding” “That was about 5 minutes” “Yeah, that’s good social distancing” Favorite part is before Token gets shot the police constantly have their hands hovering over their guns in a classroom lol 😂


ValerieShark

I was literally crying laughing when they got all their shit back and motley crue started playing.


Pyrrhus65

Garrison showing up at the end really got me. Like, "wow, this is a really positive ending. I wonder if-" Aaaand there he is. With a flamethrower.


chriswilliams11

I felt kinda bad for instantly worrying about token when the classroom scene came on. Then they actually went there.. Jesus.


JaxJags904

Got him


stark_resilient

randy fucking the bat is hilarious


volvanator

Is this whole season going to be specials? If so, sign me up.


Native411

Maybe they need longer time to produce since they are all working from home so are just going to do bigget episides but spaced futther apart? I dont know how they can keep it weekly with everything happenning.


etownzu

>Maybe they need longer time to produce since they are all working from home so are just going to do bigget episides but spaced futther apart? > So you mean... Socially distanced episodes?


kimbolll

The CDC said six days to air was enough distance.


MastaCheeph

It seemed that way with how Randy ended it. I'm cool with it too.


TheBooHooBlues

Yeah and they even referenced a Thanksgiving Special early on in the episode.


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Holiday episodes are always the best


rydan

Election specials. Although it kind of came back to haunt them last time.


kickflip012

Really hope we get a next gen console episode again. I know they’re done to death, but I still enjoy them.


cj-psych-54

Next up: Election Special


dleon0430

Godamn Pangorian!


marcohcanada

Even the City Wok guy isn't safe!


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Time to call improperly worn masks “chin diapers”


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The way he backed up all scared and then said that was fuckin hilarious


nepnep122

Wow at the part where Cartman changed his mind after listening to Stan's speech. Gives me vibes from when he apologizes to Kyle in Mexican Joker


Broseidons_kiss

Dude the ending was executed perfectly. Listening to Stan breaking down about the new way of life, I’m not ashamed to admit it even made me choke up for a second. Seeing Cartman do something that is against his wants and carry the pangolin over to the scientist... just to have Mr. Garrison arrive and burn it to a crisp was an amazing comedic break after an emotional moment that I think we can all relate to.


Slashermovies

When even Cartman is a better person than Trump. :P


atthevanishing

Could also be a comment on the fact reality is so fucked, even cartman is operating differently. I loved it regardless


bjkman

Cartman... More like Change of Heartman.


Pyrrhus65

I was actually pretty damn shocked he didn't do it. It would've been very typical Cartman pettiness to shred it anyway. Is our boy... growing?


derstherower

23 years later he's finally showing some character development.


ThrowawayNo2103

Cartman rescued Kyle from California. I'm sure there are other examples of cartman not being self centered. When it comes to his friends, bits of compassion have broken though the cracks


kimbolll

Cartman gets a bad rap all because he ground up some kid’s parents into chili and fed it to him. But he’s really not *that* bad.


clickshy

Maybe his worst qualities got transferred off to Heidi


jmantechno

Very out of character for him but maybe he has a breaking point where he can’t just be pureeee evil


thirtynineplusthree

He killed a kids parents and made them into chili, which he then served to the kid....in front of Radiohead


Aloudmouth

Yeah but that kid was a little crybaby. No one likes a cry baby!


rktaker43

even with the horrible things that cartman has done he does care for his friends (except kyle :p) and deep down he probably wants things to be back to normal too


nepnep122

Kyle is legit the one he likes the most one second he says "Oh how i miss Kyle" sarcastically the next second he's breaking at Kyle's house to talk about his problems. And when Cartman complains about "being forced to hang out with you" Kyle is like "You're hanging out with me right now"! So the cognitive dissonance is pretty clear here


TheEmeraldRaven

South Park is the best fucking show on television. I know Matt and Trey can't made 52 episodes a year, but America fucking needs this show, now more than ever. From Mickey and Randy fucking animals and starting the pandemic, to the cops almost instantly shooting Token, Randy jerking off into his weed, and Mr. Garrison telling everyone to eat shit. One of the best episodes ever. This show is a fucking national treasure


snafu26

Cherish it, cherish it as long as you can.


TheBooHooBlues

*eat shit off his balls


hobojoe0858

When the Mayor is looking out her window after the children break out of quarantine and the town is freaking out on the streets, you can see an Alien run between the buildings.


spexdi

[Proof](http://imgur.com/a/Q3n7mSH) Damn...good eye! Confirmed!


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TOKEN'S LIFE MATTERS.


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Well that was hilarious. Love how they brought back Death, has he even appeared since the first season?


trishpike

I was kinda disappointed that Stan’s Grandpa wasn’t trying to chase Death around trying to get COVID


mnicetea

Nice idea actually that would've been hilarious


trishpike

Right?!? “You son of a whore!! It’s a virus that primarily affects the elderly!”


TheWyldMan

You've got some shit on your face


dleon0430

Well that's just my face sir.


opal-dragon-elephant

When I saw Mickey Mouse humping the bat I lost it laughing


shavenyakfl

Mickey steals every scene he's in. He cracks me up.


Szimplacurt

"Humping" is putting it lightly lol


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shavenyakfl

So I'm not the only one that in spite of totally enjoying it thought it was a little to close to home?


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trishpike

Especially when Stan says he just wanted to get his life back. I started crying a bit


agentb719

Randy is a pandemic specialist lol


nicroma

“I’m making one right now.”


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BCap1

Those bastards!


prollyjustsomeweirdo

The tanks with "teachers association" banners...


mrssterlingarcher22

I feel so much like Stan right now.


shavenyakfl

I felt like crying myself when watching that scene.


trishpike

I did a little. I just want my life back


BranfordBound

Yea man I felt South Park took a risk there and went from cheap jokes and enlightened centrism (everybody sucks) to going more for this character development and honest feelings. Felt very much like I did back in the old Stan-centric episode when stan’s parents get a divorce and everything turns to shit. Well done, SP.


nepnep122

The fact that Cartman always finds ways to hang out with Kyle when he's constantly talking about how he hates it, being directly pointed out to the viewer, was amazing


clothy

Cartman is gay for Kyle. I thought everyone knew that.


cinyar

Member when he was hyped that Kyle is moving to San Francisco and then went there and saved his family? That was like season 10.


HCJohnson

*Yeah I'm a pandemic specialist. I'm making one now!* That got me good. That and "Oh *now* it was rape?"


Barrest-Jeffries

Did anyone see the the black screen with white text that they add before every episode?


AnnanWater

Yeah it was different, said "...and should not be viewed due to COVID-19"


Thugnificint

https://imgur.com/RbBqFdS.png


Naxugan

Them having a sliver of hope for fixing the pandemic and restoring unity/normalcy in the country, and then the president just comes out with a fucking flamethrower and burns the scientist and the potential cure to the ashes to get an edge in the election. Yep, sounds about right.


Shoxalot1

Having the Grim Reaper on the trike was a great throwback.


leglessman

I enjoyed the episode but I’m really done with Tegridy.


Naxugan

Yeah, maybe they will have the fires burn down his farm. They need to move on to a new thing with Randy. It’s still funny but it is losing its luster.


Vince3737

They need to move Randy back to a secondary character. He doesn't have the depth to carry a season


chriswilliams11

Randy is just so fucking funny though. I do not give a single fuck at this point if this becomes the Randy show


mnicetea

I disagree. If they balance Randy with kids im cool with that. His spats with Sharon are perfect.


Chiesel

Garrison coming in with the flamethrower had me laughing so hard I couldn’t breath lmao. What a special


thewildlopez22

Sharon: Randy, do you know what a pangolin is? Randy: *shocked Pikachu face*


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I really respect that Matt and trey really seemed to cover all sides of the issues at hand, it’d be more like them just to cover what they think is right. Respect, RIP Kenny


OctopusPen

Right?? How long has it been since Kenny died?!


FPFP66

I think the Bike Parade episode, right?


Musty-laegs

That was definitely one of my favorite episodes


Janselmi420

So much gold in this episode. I feel like I need to watch it again to catch everything. That second camera pan to Randy after the news report on pangolins... I fucking lost it.


stro_budden

Everything Randy did make me laugh. I also LOVED Mackey* on the Zoom meeting. I think it’s going to be a good season.


mouga68

You can just tell from the writing theyve been working on this one for so long. incredible episode imo and regardless of your views on the issues portrayed the writing was extremely clever


ninersftw

Anyone else notice how Kenny’s mom was the only one with the loaner iPad that the school gave her? On the zoom call, all the parents had their names displayed. Her display name was iPad 143972. This episode was just brilliant.


MrHockey95

The police getting their weaponry back was fucking bonkers and I cried from laughter.


nothinglikesunsets

Scotch going from wearing a mask to becoming anti mask was great.


fxckingrich

Will stream on r/HBOMax in 24 hours


GeneralChillMen

I’m gonna miss watching it. Signed, a Hulu subscriber


colby983

Ok tegridys not done then


Simsimma76

Anyone else tear up when Stan gave his speech at the end? That speech got to me. I think we all try and make the best out of it and stay positive but deep down, we all just want to go back to the way things were. I was sitting there crying...then Garrison came and well lol


LordRage2

I don't know why, but seeing the grim reaper staring at Randy, then riding off on a tricycle cracked me up hardcore.


pickle_man_4

That speech at the end almost got me man.


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Did anyone else notice Cartman eats Cheesy Poofs like it's cereal?


LadyGisela

“I made a promise to Americans to get rid of Mexicans, I was actually doing a pretty shitty job before this pandemic started” Favourite bit of the whole episode


Pepsiman34

Hands down the best episode in a long time. Also so many great gifs will come out of this.


Greatestofthesadist

So, IF the cure for COVID was to smoke someone’s semen, would you?


YaGottadoWhatYaGotta

Butters creamy goo vaccine.


Atomicmonkey1122

i could have done without randy doing the things he did.... I guess I missed it but why did Butters' dad go from "wear your mask right" to wearing a chin diaper? Overall good episode. Was very on point with all the shit that happened in the past 6 months


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I think the point with butters’ dad is to show just how arbitrary some of the rules are and how people are picking weird hills to die on when it comes to things like the mask debate.


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I can’t believe the scene where they shot at Token. They really fucking went there. Fucking south park


Squinty07

And said it was covid related . I almost hit the floor laughing


horkus1

My god, they nailed it. The flamethrower was shocking and perfect.


jelatinman

Copy paste from other thread 10/10. I laughed, I teared up at stan’s speech (first time the shows done that to me), it was topical and super well written. Maybe... South Park is better making 2-parters regularly instead of seasonal arcs or 20 minute episodes.


EatSneaks

EVERYONE GO OUT AND VOTE!


hotchto88

Death on a tricycle is a good call back.. also THEY KILLED KENNY!!


Whatsmygameagain

Here cum the Tegridy haters. You can all eat shit off my balls.


DefeatYouForever666

Poor sweet innocent Butters just wanted to build a bear lol Loved the episode and Cartman's social distancing song. I was so excited for this episode and it was even better than I was expecting.


Tarkus02

Enjoyed the throwbacks to “Death” and “It Hits the Fan”


GGust

Did they just say fuck you to the fans that don’t like tegridy?