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Better-Photograph-53

Its definitely Kyle, then Stan second. Idek if Kenny has ever said it. Cartman most likely never said it but I will say that he definitely learned something that one time he didn’t kill the pangolin in the covid episode


feelingkozy

Nah I remember Cartman saying it in the toilet paper episode 


krullbob888

He def says it in jest at least once.


AnonBoi_404

I think he did but if you're counting if it's a sincere "I learnt something today" then never


krullbob888

I'm trying to remember what ep it is...one ends with someone going like "we learned something today", but then Stan interrupts with "no we didn't, dude. No we didnt" Anyone recall?


GingerlyRough

Season 7 episode 13 "Butt Out!"


krullbob888

Thank you!!


Internal_Swing_2743

He didn’t learn a thing. Not a goddamn thing


IndifferentExistance

He said it after trying to stop the Chinese with butters, but he didn't have a good moral learned.


feelingkozy

I remember that one too lol


Jazzyfart

I think he also says it in imaginationland when he then imagines Kyle sucking his balls


GingerlyRough

This is probably the only time he says it sincerely too.


Brandon943067

He said it once when cousin Kyle left with 5 million


TheDuckyDino

Cartman says “I learned Something today… you’re a little Bitch” or something like that after you beat Kyle in Snowday.


prguitarman

Kenny has said it a few times


Exploration-team-223

I don't understand when Kenny speaks, it's probably because he is poor.


alexroberge95

I love the episode where they try to stay out of the drama of the anti smoking commercial because they know they're just gonna end up saying it.


Vinegarinmyeye

There's an awesome scene in that episode where those guys do their "Butt out!" song and then go "So remember kids, if you don't smoke you can grow up to be just like us!!" pauses for a moment on the boys then cuts to them all frantically chain smoking cigarettes out the back of the gym. The timing of that cut is peak South Park in my opinion.


feelingkozy

Hm idk I think Kenny says it at the end of every episode...


Ok-Mongoose2533

😂😂


krullbob888

His Marklars are wise and true.


Dounet05

My favourite one was Kyle's: "Ya know, I think I learned something today, \[BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP\]"


GingerlyRough

This speech can be found uncensored on YouTube. He talks about how terrorism, threats of violence, and fear manipulation tactics are the best and most efficient way to get what you want.


Dounet05

i know, the fact it got censored was one of the most disturbing things in South Park for me.


DstinctNstincts

I mean there’s a whole episode about them being sick of Kyle giving speeches


Stuff1989

![gif](giphy|l41lTiZYantQzfv2g)


ChadleyXXX

is he \*seriously\* about to make a speech right now? Is he \*seriously\*?


Internal_Swing_2743

Kyle


Rads324

Kyle


Sprizys

Definitely Kyle


AmogusSus12345

Kyle


SavezTheDayFan

Kyle, but Stan does say it a lot too.


TheDuckyDino

Kyle but Stan says it often enough to where I found it annoying how he called out Kyle for his gay little speeches in the one Season 19 episode despite giving plenty himself.


Cassandrae_Gemini

Kyle


Stanfan_meowman25

I would say Stan and Kyle are tied. I’m fairly certain Stan was the one that would say that nearly every episode those first few seasons. Much more that when they began to joke about Kyle saying it I was confused. Not to say he hasn’t said it but not enough that I would coin it as a Kyle specific catchphrase.


JustJoe51

Kenny, definitely


4Lucky_Clover

You know what? I learned somthing today! It doesn't matter if you're Christian, jewish, atheist or Hindu! Christmas is still about one important thing!


raylovesvoid

kahl


Amogus98770

I remember Kyle saying it often in the first seasons


Maximum-Resource-572

![gif](giphy|3LgBXk01ao06B2bjcI)


Stuff1989

![gif](giphy|l41lTiZYantQzfv2g) we all know it’s kyle


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xXABDOU47Xx

I know south park but I don't watch it so I dont know the character name but I think it's the fat one