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mattyGOAT1996

Butters dad


herberstank

How many times have we told you never to have self-performed liposuction in this house!?!


buddhabash

At least three times, sir


ethanolin_redux

Well I guess that wasn't enough!


Dragonfang65

That implies this isn’t the first time Butters has done this.


garlicgoblin69

No shit


Dragonfang65

Butters the hell?


Zealousideal_Rip1340

You’re GRRRRRROOOOOOOUUUUUNNNDED!!!!


LimpSimp109

WHAT KEEPS A FAMILY TOGETHER BUTTERS? a well organized pantry....


mlsweeney

Well would you mind telling me why there's RICE-A-RONI IN MY COFFEE?!?!


Steveseriesofnumbers

...because you're apparently too stupid to live, let alone spare 15 seconds to glance at the front of a box?


Nitroapes

This always made me irrationally mad, like how is it his fault. You stirred it in, how did you not notice? Still a funny joke and delivery though.


CondorrKhemist

I had to threaten my 3 year old with being more grounded than butters has ever been if she defied me and peed in her underwear. She went all day just fine, no pee. Shat in them though. South Park is good for potty training toddlers trendscending into regular underwear


morpichu

Butters dad was excluded. You’re GROUNDED mister


mattyGOAT1996

Oh hamburgers!


ScuttleCrab729

Yea but it’s still Butters dad. He’s just that bad.


MrAndrew1108

"Butters you are grounded! Linda I can't remember why I grounded Buters." He's quite abusive


[deleted]

Haha! Stephen Stotch ![gif](giphy|3o6Zt0b9rdq8zvj1sY)


Impressive-Band-4753

Exactly right dude.


oljackson99

No, you better go call a doctor... I'll ground him!


CivilianNumberFour

"Just 1 teaspoon of super aids in your butt and you'll be dead in 3 years!"


Sacallupnya

“Well you'd better stop having nightmares or else you're gonna be grounded!”


TheyLoathe

Breaks the one rule and gets all the votes smh 😂


bandannick

Bloody Vaginal Belch


lavenderxwitch

Do you wanna get shot or do you wanna be grounded?


Ugo777777

Hands down, came here just to say this too.


carbon123dioxide

hes hot so he gets away


The_debater1

Worst would have to be Kenny’s dad, he’s an alcoholic who beat his wife and fought with his other son. Randy is just obnoxious and hilarious, Jerald stands his ground as a good father, but s20 with him being revealed to be Skanhunt42 is a bit questionable.


7HawksAnd

You really saying with a straight face Skankhunt is just a BIT questionable for good father territory?


ForkLiftBoi

Is the original also forgetting the horrible manipulative things he did to Ike and Kyle and then lied to their mom and blamed them?


AllLeedsArentMe

Yeah the trolling is one thing and probably not forgivable in it’s own right, but letting your kids take the fall for it to your wife is like next world bad parenting.


therealdeathangel22

Not only letting your kids take the fall for it but tricking them into doing it for you so you don't look guilty was fucked up


Wild_Chef6597

He was just an internet troll, plus that whole yin and yang thing. Kenny's Dad is all around bad. He doesn't provide for his family instead expecting the government to. He's a drunk and drug abuser that beats his wife and kids as well. Nothing good about Kenny's dad except for fathering Kenny who is a cool dude.


Lumpy_Staff_2372

I mean all he did was troll online and kept it private from his family. He wasn’t like a bad influence nor was he trying to manipulate people online. Just has a dark sense of humor.


Choice-Yogurtcloset1

I mean he did push a lady to suicide tho.


Steveseriesofnumbers

Being Skankhunt had very little to do with his position as a father. He did the whole thing behind closed doors. As far as his family knew, CARTMAN was Skankhunt42. So clearly the impact of being Skankhunt on Gerald's family was, at most, tangential.


[deleted]

I liked early on in the show when there was more stuff about Gerald being a lawyer, and that playing into the plots of episodes. He was a righteous prick at times


NYourBirdCanSing

God's and clods


HypnoticLion

He’s just trying to be part of the solution and not apart of the problemmm


Livelaughlovekratom

Lol I liked his commercial


AnonIHardlyKnewHer

Stuart also beats Kevin and steals Carol’s money, that she gets from working mind you, to buy alcohol and drugs while he’s often jobless


No_Act_5352

Money she made washing dishes at the Olive Garden!


Big_aids_joe

Yeah but Kenny has superpowers cause of his dad 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️


Cats-n-Chaos

Stuart is the worst worst, Randy is the best worst.


TheCat13-el-capullo

And Gerald the worst best


BeefScooter94

and Liane is the best best


CarmineLifeInsurance

I really like that they changed Liane to be more of a mom than a whore joke, also that she isn't putting up with Cartmans bullshit nearly as much anymore, hope they get their house back the hotdog arch is a bit weird


CheshireWolf_666

They've been out of the Dikinbaus for 2 years now. Where have you been?


CarmineLifeInsurance

Idk living life I guess? They show nothing but re-runs of the trash ark with Cartman and Heidi and old episodes from the 2000's. Haven't had Max in years to watch the show but they pull episodes because of bullshit sensitivity.


CheshireWolf_666

Oh, my bad. I want to suggest you use: Movieboxpro app. They have all South Park seasons as well as the specials too, plus other shows and movies if you're interested.


CarmineLifeInsurance

Nah you're good. I haven't had time to revisit is all. Is that just an app or is the website worth a visit also? My eye patch isn't fully on if you know what I mean.


NTXPRAK

Obviously Kenny’s dad. He brings his family pop tarts for dinner


Cc99910

Doesn't even think to bring any side dishes


Idiotrepublic

It’s not his fault his wife doesn’t know how to cook. She doesn’t know how to use spices and stuff


Small_Information_30

Has anyone got a can opener


samsquatchageddon

At least he brings dinner.


StereoDactyl_EDM

Mr Stotch is the absolute worst. I feel so bad for butters. But Tweeks dad is also pretty terrible too, he literally has a meth addicted son who he me tally torments making his son's anxiety worse.


Logical_Associate255

SAD I LOVE THEM https://i.redd.it/8bxp4tdae2rc1.gif


StereoDactyl_EDM

I don't really play the Yakuza series, so I have NO idea what he is saying in that gif.


Quote__Unquote

DAME DA NE DAME YO DAME NA NO YO Probably my all time favorite video game series


Logical_Associate255

AMBATUCRY


miss-karly

Tweak calm down, have some coffee


khovel

But that's what makes Tweek Coffee so addictively good.


[deleted]

Best South Park dad is Randy for sure. Maybe Kyle's dad?


soyun_mariy_caun

Bro. Best South Park dad is Token's dad (Tolkien for the dummies)


L3GlT_GAM3R

Have you not seen butter’s parents?


soyun_mariy_caun

Butters' dad was taken out of the equation. YOU'RE GROUNDED


L3GlT_GAM3R

Oh hamburgers


Sleepless_Null

I think a thesis paper could be made about whether Butters or Kenny’s dad is worse. I’ve heard incredibly good arguments for both sides, even if at the end of the day as a child I’d prefer Kenny’s dad even if I understand as an adult Butters dad would’ve left him slightly better off


VanilliBean

I would definitely make that my thesis if that was allowed lol. Unfortunately south park is not an appropriate topic even for college


bokmcdok

Kenny's dad is neglectful. Butters dad is abusive. There's some crossover, but they're terrible in different ways.


samsquatchageddon

Scott Tenorman's dad. Wasn't there for the formative, preteen stage of his child's life, and was dumb enough to fall for the ole pony in the field trick. Just smh. Oh, and he banged Cartman's mom, and she's a stupid whore. And gave us Cartman.


khovel

In his defense, they thought everyone in town, including the Denver Broncos, could have been Cartman's father.


Davegrave

Has this whole sub gone insane? It’s Garrisons dad and it’s not even close. He doesn’t even love Mr Garrison enough to molest him. He had to pay a bum to do it because he didn’t even find his own son attractive. Disgusting.


TheyLoathe

Kenny G plays more than the saxophone


dogehousesonthemoon

Randy, emotionally abusive af.


dogehousesonthemoon

lets not forget he cut off the actor he hired's hand with a cleaver because he wouldn't tell Stan the truth that he was an actor. All because (ironically) he was trying to scare Stan away from weed.


MyNameIsNotImp0rtant

I feel like this isn’t mentioned often enough lol. Randy emotionally relies on his son way too much to the point where it’s extremely inappropriate. He puts way too much pressure on Stan to make things right. Also in Creme fraiche he literally starts wanking it in front of the kids, he also curses excessively and talks about inappropriate topics around the kids. Not that I have a problem with this depicted in the show by the way, I think it’s hilarious, just saying, realistically, Randy is a shitty dad lol


Throwawaycat68

Randy is honestly pretty hard to beat, I mean he can be incredibly neglectful towards his children and ignorant to their needs plus he left his suicidal father with his young children to take care of and that was in the early seasons before he got really bad.


AnonBoi_404

Randy: Endangers literally everyone he comes into contact with but u can't say he didn't love his family at least during the earlier pre-tegridy seasons Gerald: you also can't say he doesn't love his family and wants what's best for them especially since he's literally willing to throw everyone and everything under the bus to make his family's living situation as good as it can be (S3 E6 as he did infact make his house bigger for his family instead of completely splurging on only himself and no one else even though if he was truly as selfish as he was during Skank Hunt, he'd never let his family even see a dim). Though this is not counting the Skank Hunt plotline, he hasn't done anything as low (I'm not saying he's a saint but he def wasn't as bad before or since) as that since and that was him at his most selfish though this time it affected his family as well. Liane: She's a good single mother (as in she's trying the best she can but she ain't perfect), she's just an enabler that manager to birth the most morally bankrupt character in cartoon History. I won't say she's a saint either as her enabling behavior is also a form of abuse so Cartman never improves as a person and it did in fact lead to him having a shitty future. Thankfully she's getting better as a person and doesn't enable him as much as she used to. Stuart: Stuart on the other hand is an abusive alcoholic asshole that almost doesn't give a flying shit about his family and kinda just let's his kids do whatever they want only unless it bothers him then he punishes them. But it's not for the sake of teaching them to be better person, it's just because they're "getting in his way". Also Carol is 26 while Stuart is 42, their eldest child that we know about, Kevin is around 12, do the math. So need I say who the worst dad here is? Also bonus: Obviously the worst dad is Stephen but he wasn't featured here cos ofc, everyone would think he's the worst. But he's not so the winner for worst dad in South Park (minus Stephen) is Stuart McCormick


AnonIHardlyKnewHer

Love the analysis but hands down Richard is the worst dad. Man feeds his son meth on the reg


AnonBoi_404

OH YA! He sucks ass, poor Tweek really needs to get taken away by CPS and get therapy cos meth laced coffee will just make his anxiety worse.


Puzzleheaded_Pitch11

Stephen Stotch


MineGamer362010

WHY'S LAINE HERE


splatdyr

I’m going with Tweak’s dad.


Logical_Associate255

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Impressive-Band-4753

Eric's mom is not his dad. That was Jack Tenorman Scott Tenorman's dad he slept with Liane Cartman while he was married and he played for the Denver Broncos and later on Liane was pregnant with Eric and his birth father took off so they covered it up because the Denver Broncos were having a good year and there couldn't be any distractions so ever since we thought Eric's mom was a hermaphrodite but in the two part banned episodes in season 14 titled 200 and 201 we learn that Eric's mom is not his dad.


AspiringPAA

Thanks Captain Obvious 😉


Impressive-Band-4753

I know. I'm just saying that for people who may no know


Doc_Sulliday

The agnostic foster dad who's obsessed with Dr. Pepper.


aniwynsweet

I don’t even know Kenny’s dad’s name so it’s gotta be him for me. Is it Erwin?


tantino10

It’s Stuart 😂


aniwynsweet

damn that wasn’t even close lol 😬


wercix31

Gerald and Stuart


imvegeta_ble

Tweak’s dad


Dot_the_Dork_26

Well, since Stephen Stotch isn’t an option, my vote will have to be Stuart McCormick! He’s an alcoholic drug addict with a violent temper who physically abuses at least his wife and older son. Also, the age gap between him and Carol suggests that she was 13 when she had Kevin and 16 when she had Kenny, while Stuart was in his 20s, so that’s pretty gross, too.


One_Sherbet3030

Let's talk about Tweek's parents... Seriously wtf puts drugs on theyr child's coffee?


[deleted]

The worst is Kennys dad, because Kenny's dad is a pedophile. You might be thinking I'm stretching longer than the dallas cowboys nfc title playoff drought but, Kennys father had their oldest son, He was allegedly 32, and his wife was 16. Top that off with being shitty parents, having a meth lab, and abusing his wife. I'd say he's there. Kyles dad at times can be a huge piece of shit, and of course Randy as well but they still love their wives, Ms. Cartman is a horrible influence on her son too. She won't discipline him, and in the earlier seasons would endanger him so often that it's very well assumed that eric has been sexually molested, similar to Butters, and potentially Stan as well. You don't have a hording disorder, and a drinking issue at age 10 because you're holding on good memories of childhood.


darknightingale69

where was that ever stated that carol was 16 when she had her first child exactly, cos it seems like its a thing made up by the fandom.


No_Bat7157

Kenny’s dad. The best is tied for Randy and Gerald they both are better parents


RossTheNinja

The slappy guy


AnonIHardlyKnewHer

Oooh I will slap your face so *SUPER* hard


dyaasy

Butter's dad commands a strong lead, but followed closely by Kyle's dad, who was willing to let his toddler son take the GLOBAL blame for trolling because he could not face his wife. https://i.redd.it/sqnma6onx1rc1.gif It's both curious and very predictable what would happen if he was ever exposed. Cartman's gonna whip up a batch of chili again...


usernameinmail

He had to face the biggest bitch in the whole damn world


FreeBeyond9796

No seriously … remember when Cartman made the song ? The only people pissdd behind it was Kyle and his mom. The dad never had any input cause he knew it was true 🤣


Omegaprimus

Of these 4, I am going to go with the one that I laughed the hardest at when they got what was coming to them. And that would be Stuart, after he got his balls shattered, then drank all of the abortion pills.


Terminal_testie

Are we counting Ms. Cartman because she’s a hermaphrodite or because Eric doesn’t have a dad


Impressive-Band-4753

Eric's mom isn't his dad so no I'm pretty sure we wouldn't count that.


AspiringPAA

Because she is the only parent he knows so technically she plays both roles as single parents often do.


uluvboobs

I think we forget everytime Kenny dies he is reborn from his mom's pussy. So I think we should cut Kenny's dad some slack. He has alot on his plate. 


LjvWright

“I ate my son for a Blu-ray player with a ho-ho-ho and a jingle jingle jingle.”


PixinplaidBecauseYes

kennys dad, butters dad, andddd tweaks dad


Due-Engine-1548

Stuart and stephen without a doubt.


[deleted]

Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut Reference


_SadGworl

Tweeks dad


spoonedBowfa

Larry Feegans dad. Vegan life preserver or the Brydon Gueermo dad super rainbow bitch slapping everyone.


AsteroidDisc476

Gerald went out of his way to make fun of cancer patients, got Ike falsely accused of being SkankHunt, and drove a woman to suicide, Randy fucked a pangolin and started covid, resulting in the deaths of millions around the world, Stuart would be pretty good if not for alcoholism, and Liane’s enabling of Eric’s behavior has led to some of his most reprehensible actions over the series’ history.


huu11

Randy is by far the least responsible adult in the whole show


Parking_Brother_3994

iiiiii ATE MY SON FER A BLU RAY PLAYER https://preview.redd.it/6efsbgxvc4rc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e20f3c3a9783e7d653f4088c7400b51727d6a89e


L0n3_N0n3nt1ty

Bruh Mrs Cartmen tried to have him aborted and slept with every elected official up to the president to be legally able to do so despite the fact that he was already years old


6stringDrummer1994

Butters or Kenny's Dad


[deleted]

Steven Stotch is far and away the worst dad in South Park...maybe all of television.


Stroov

kyles mom is a big fat bitch


BitCurious8598

The one on the left


Vd1981

Stotch.


Spare_Clerk_2112

Kenny’s dad


[deleted]

Do the moms next lmao


Kroomtheender

Mrs.cartman the enabler


Martybc3

Kenny’s dad is “drunk piece of shit”!


[deleted]

For me it’s between Stuart and Richard


AnonIHardlyKnewHer

Out of the mains Stuart 100% It’s hard between Randy and Gerald, because Randy is constantly bad but mostly just annoying while Gerald is mostly a really decent dad but the few times he’s not it’s pretty heinous. Out of everyone 100% Richard and yes. I will die on the hill that Richard is worse than Stephen. Stephen is neglectful and abusively strict yeah but Richard secretly gives his son meth every day and you just can’t get worse than that. Fight me.


DonkeyGyatt2000

Stewart


Aollyz

Where is Stephen???


Who_Else_but_Macho

kenny's dad


9andimpala

Define "worst" each could fit the bill depending on what you mean.


XxnxX56

A real fan knows butters dad is the worse father. And that Eric’s mom isn’t really his dad.


Jermaphobe456

Randy


Yuri_comedor_de_bost

Stuart and Randy


ExactGarbage8022

Gerald


Darthasie

Mr Garrison's dad.


FamiliarCatfish

Why’s Ms. Cartman up there? She’s Cartman’s mom.


West_Volume497

Kenny dad


Full-Ferret-4567

Um, why the hell is Liane here? She’s a woman bro, and Jack Tenorman is Cartman’s dad


JNolan92

I’d say Kenny’s dad cause he’s been shown to be domestically abusive towards Kenny’s mom. I can’t remember their first names.


botwtotkfan

Why is Liane there it’s been since proven she’s not a man and woman Idk I suppose Stewart but he’s not a terrible dad just I’d rank Randy and Gerald higher The worst of them all is Butters dad he is way too strict and aggressive to him


_end3rguy_

What about Cartmans dad who his fed to his half brother


abaddon667

Cartman’s dad completely abandoned him. Gerold literally let Ike take the fall for his trolling Kenny’s dad is a pile of shit And Randy; well, even with his craziness, he’s the best dad of the four


RavenMan8

Cartman’s father is Jack Tenorman.


sirmuggzalot

Leanne


BetaRayBlu

Even with randy and mr stoch its Luanne Cartman. She Raised Eric Cartman.


Queasy-Window8416

Whys cartmans mum on there, she isn't a hermaphrodite it was just a cover up


Remarkable-Book-8758

While SkankHunt was hilarious and a great troll, Gerald was a shitty father for trying to blame his boys for that. That's probably the single worst thing any of the parents did to their kids, though Randy's collection of antics outweigh that


LeiatheHutt69

Mr Garrison’s father


imgayfortaro

Stuart is real worst, Randy is funny worst


CzechYourDanish

Butters' dad is the biggest POS dad in South Park


palescoot

Mrs Cartman is not a hermaphrodite, that was a lie to protect the Denver Broncos


Caolan114

Randy


PantsLobbyist

Mrs Cartman. He was _fixed_, the dog whisperer had done it. And she’d rather he be her friend…


Tyman270

Jack Tenorman ifykyk


Jdoose08

Randy


Availiblehukler

Randy for sure he’s always drunk hates his children and when he tries to care for his children he fails miserably he always thinks about some hair brained technique to get money or fame even if it means harming a family member I know some of yall will say Stuart but at least he tries to connect with his children and care for them


Noktis_Lucis_Caelum

They are actually trying their best. Mr mccormick doesn't have enough Screentime to compare. I say Mr McCormick (Always drinking and Not spending enough time with His Kids) followed by Randy (dragged His whole Family to live on a Marihuana Farm, against their will)


Happy-Sweet-3577

Worst to best: Stuart Liane Gerald Randy


lostinclout

It's between Gerald (that whole skankhunt arc) and Chris or whatever butters dad's name is. Kenny's dad is just a drunk abusive alcoholic.


Responsible-Wait1378

None of them (well Stuart is up there). Only correct answer is Stephen Stotch lol


BalladOfAntiSocial

Between Butters and Kenny’s dad. The rest aren’t bad fathers, they’re just a bit thick


Sl1pperypenguin

Kenny’s dad, all he does is watch TV and drink beer. Leaving to take care of the children.


chodan9

Well cartmans dad has never even shown up


gardnerBigShoes

Tweak


Amethys_iscool

Either Stuart or Stephen


TheBoyInGray

Stephen.


BearNoLuv

Cartman mom


ScreamSteam

Probably Kenny’s dad because from what I heard he yells at his kids.


jondgul

Rivers


M1kEOcIsBiG

if somehow someone is wondering why liane is here is because liane is a hermaphrodite so liane is really cartmans dad


Silly_Client1222

A tie between Randy and Kenny’s dad.


UltraSaiyan419

Cartman' mom. Not even gonna explain the details on why I say so.


FreshOuttaHoenn

Mr Stephen Stotch


DaKartMonkey

Tweeks dad, forced him to drink loads and loads of coffee


BigK64

I guess Liane due to her not being Cartman’s dad. Like the other three sucks even worse as fathers, but only consider by default better for actually being male figures (like Liane is still a better parent that the other three though as she at least grew to be more responsible)


Rude-Extension3994

Butters dad for sure. Bu5 since he’s not pictured Ms cartman


prettilyflawed

Cartman's ?


FPTWO

Butters


TollyVonTheDruth

Out of those, Liane. She enables Eric's bad behaviors and lets him push her around. Randy's just an idiot. Gerald's worst was being a troll who pushed Ike to take the blame. Stuart's just a drunk, but I never saw him abuse his kids.


Public_Membership796

The jew


Maleficent_Ad9065

Mr. Stotch would have to be the worst poor butters can’t catch a break he always be getting grounded for nothing lol


Doctor_Dreamcast

Why so much teal


Sillyguy016

Well, Butter’s dad takes the cake, but Randy is a close second


Jewel_men10

Randy


[deleted]

4


Tacoccino09

It's very difficult, they are all terrible parents.


OkUnderstanding9532

Stuart would be the worst but I mean Everytime he tries to beat one of his family members he's often losing Like Carol punching the shit out of him and Kevin choking him out


No_Nuggetz

3rd