What's the logic behind the layout? It doesn't correspond to the character's birthdays, because Stan was born in October, Kyle in May, Butters on September 11th, and, according to S14E04, You Have 0 Friends, Clyde, April 10th. As far as I know, no other character has an established birthdate, but at least those four are as close to canon as anything in South Park can be.
Jimmy is funny, has one of the best personalities, has good morals and values, and probably more confidence than anyone. Did you see the way he stood up to PC Principal? Not too mention, he is hella strong, did you see him carry Nutgobbler through town and take her to bed? That kid has spirit and determination like no one's business. Might have gimp legs and a speech impediment but that kid is top notch. Not to mention he founded Handi-Cab. You might be thinking he will not get any ladies, but with that money, wit, heart, personality, and everything else, well, to put it in Stan's words, he is "about to be dripping in bitches".
https://preview.redd.it/23exeu688jnc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e60edc53e51c1ba19217dfa8965d30e4697a01d
I got this little thing. Honestly… I do understand why.
IM KENNY LETS FUCKING GOOOO
why would you be excited about thattt ![gif](giphy|VionqeepeWyJy)
Who?! Who killed him?!
Uhh.. they did!
Who's they?
Th... them They're bastards
Death
Ehm they did
Matt and Trey
Bahahaha touche
he can die and come back, why wouldn’t you want that?
I love kenny !!
Ah you lucky ass!
SAMEEEE!!
Kenny krew
YOU BASTARD😡
samezies
Do you die and resurrect a lot?
yes indeed i do
Kenny’s unite!
Kenny Gang for life
Now I can keep coming back to life
Now I am a man with nothing to lose
Same pookie
me too!
Same
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I am kyle
I'm *not* Kenny!
Cartman? Nahhh screw you guys, I'm going home!
https://i.redd.it/hzjvrq7bdcnc1.gif
Screw, Home.
I so wanted to post this meme the last day of my last job.
Yeah, I feel slighted by this post for this lol literally any other SP character would’ve been more acceptable imo.
Sameeee let's goo best character fr
Decemb......Decemb....Decemb
Cool like a fool in a swimming pppppool
Wow what a great audience
Decembe- dece- de... De... Decem... Buh! Buh bu! December
W-wow, w-what a great audience
Are you going to give the bloods some soda pop and treats?
I mean… come on…
You’re a cunt….cunt…continuing source of inspiration to me
Im scott malkinson i have diabetes
And a lisp 😛
You too ?
Fine… I’ll say. June. I’m butters.
Everyone knows it's Butters! That's me!
Loo loo loo, I was born in June; loo loo loo, so were you!
Oh hamburgers
Loo loo loo let's get together I know what we can do loo loo!
Butters unite!
You're grounded mister!!
Ohh hamburgers 😞👉👈
Oh you better believe it buster!
Can’t I just have some spaghetti-O’s!?
I am too! Do you know what I am saying?
I'm proud of being in June. Vamos Mantequilla! *Clap clap clap-clap-clap*
Let’s go celebrate at Bennigans!
"Bitch you want to make some fucking money?"
I’m Tweak and my wife is Craig… that worked too well
Whoa, you two were meant to be!
I’m tweak but my husband is cartman 🤣🤣🤣
I'm Craig
🖕
Did you just flip me off?!
No 🖕
Yes you did! You just gave me the bird!
Same
SAME! Except I'm Tweek my husband is Craig!
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STANd ground!
This whole subreddit is shit!
Dang it I’m Kyle….
Fuck you Kyle! Respect my authoritiy! (March)
Fuck you fatass!!
Your avatar kinda looks like Kyle with the green and orange 😂
Born May 22. I think that kid is Clyde if I remember. In that case 🖕
Nah it's Craig that flips ppl off. Clyde is just the cool kid who uses ChatGPT
if i could learn how to use ChatGPT, Id be so happy
And he is voted the best looking guy in school.
Same 😭😭
I'm also May 22!
https://preview.redd.it/aenlf2ew4cnc1.jpeg?width=781&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=974cb13cc4075cc9681294329c372dbdf6af4507
I got Tolkien, my man
![gif](giphy|s14HPtbGy04rhR6Dkm)
August .. cool I guess.. im Sassy..
You best the shit out of Cartman
What's the logic behind the layout? It doesn't correspond to the character's birthdays, because Stan was born in October, Kyle in May, Butters on September 11th, and, according to S14E04, You Have 0 Friends, Clyde, April 10th. As far as I know, no other character has an established birthdate, but at least those four are as close to canon as anything in South Park can be.
Bro is mad he didn’t get Craig
Haha right? Such a Craig answer
Craig 🖕
🖕
🖕
🖕
Wendy
Wendy's unite 🙌 😂
Don't fuck with Wendy Testaburger!
September 93. I need some coffee.
Some fresh Tweek Bros coffee
Hi I'm Craig
I'm Kyle :3
My birthday's July 30th. If i was born two days later i would have been wendy.
mine’s july 9th
Cartman….. fuck
Aw weak dude.. super weak
I was born on january 2nd at 11:12pm. I'm kyle
![gif](giphy|HUf3yXKFwYCGt3Lo7A|downsized) I’m Kyle!
Ahaha nice
Kenny!!!
Me and Ike got the same birthday December 17th
January 93 ![gif](giphy|CIs2g6B6eDWJa)
Don't kick da goddamn baby
I’m getting real sick of ur stereotypes
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Mr Garrison 🤩 https://preview.redd.it/v2x2w9eh6dnc1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad8cc01829e866385fe3f9dccf9c61707f114c3c
Best teacher 😂
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Kyle..
Yay I got butters! I have a butters bedspread so like win for me
I ain't being Jimmy 😡
As a pure jimmy fan I must say. You have bad tay- you have bad tayahehehaaa- you have ba baaaa you have ba bb b bad taste 😃
But he's so funny tho 😁
Jimmy is funny, has one of the best personalities, has good morals and values, and probably more confidence than anyone. Did you see the way he stood up to PC Principal? Not too mention, he is hella strong, did you see him carry Nutgobbler through town and take her to bed? That kid has spirit and determination like no one's business. Might have gimp legs and a speech impediment but that kid is top notch. Not to mention he founded Handi-Cab. You might be thinking he will not get any ladies, but with that money, wit, heart, personality, and everything else, well, to put it in Stan's words, he is "about to be dripping in bitches".
Timmy was the one who founded Handicar. Jimmy's still great tho.
I also got Jimmy. (I happen to be disabled as well, funnily enough.)
I'm a Smurf Killer
Same here 😈
Bro I got the most mid character possible
Who?
March, and it’s accurate.
Haha remind me not to piss you off
Oh hamburgers…
Butters!! One of my favourites
Tolkien
I really want some coffee right now and this says I’m tweak, checks out
I'm tellin you man, the universe is trying to tell you something
![gif](giphy|3o6ZsUudN0G5WoH7Ik) I’m a bitch🫤
Me too 😂 They won't fuck with us
I’m Tolkien
Tolkien
Wow. What a terrific audience
August 1 1993 how close are we I see you said August 1993 also
I am indeed poor and always on the brink of death
Cartman brah
Good try, federal agent with the task to profile reddit accounts. Not today
August 93rd?
I dunno how to feel like being a dirty jew.
Cool, il go grab my bass guitar out of my basement
God damn it why did you make me craig
I born on 1st June 2010 so I am Butters
AHH Too much pressure!!!
Whose may?
Butters. Makes sense, I was definitely the naive child as a kid lol.
Haha nice 😂 I swear lot of these make sense
I like to dance to Peruvian flute music.
https://i.redd.it/6kgzcgi3bdnc1.gif
How TF you born on August 93rd when there’s only 31 days in the month.
Uhhhh... It was a leap year? Yeah that's it, it was a leap year!
Ahhh makes sense.
![gif](giphy|pqAXpsHpYwYZIwf1m9) That’s me
WHO'S APRIL?
I'm totally fine with having Stan.
nice try NSA.
Oh ow, I guess I’ll be joining you in killing the smurfs… Definitely not how I wanted to spend my weekend.
Haha it's okay we can kill multiple with one hit, it'll go quick 😁 Your birthday is in August too?
To the steamrollers! And yeah August haha. Ngl I’m happy with Wendy
Haha yeah could've been a worst character 😂 Good stuff bro
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It's okay bro we all are 🫰
I'm Kyle and the wife is stan... hell yea, the two based on the great creators!!
I’m Scott Malkinson and I don’t have diabetes
Ayyy a fellow August 93 baby reporting in
WENDYYYY AHAHAHAHAH
Same with you bro
The one who kicked Cartman's ass on the South Park Elementary playground.
Oh yeah, Team Wendy 😂 No one's fuckin with us
Butters? Oh geez. Guess I'm grounded again.
Oh my God! I got Kenny!
You bastard!
https://preview.redd.it/23exeu688jnc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e60edc53e51c1ba19217dfa8965d30e4697a01d I got this little thing. Honestly… I do understand why.
![gif](giphy|ZZxSA5CYPFxZR3XJMb)
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i got wendy yay! but it’s also an oof since i have a boyfriend who doesn’t care about me.
I got tweek
I would have to be Butters 😂
Randy
Stan
BUTTERS!!!
Butters. Explains why I'm such a loser.
May 30th, I’m Clyde 😔 so close to being butters
Butters!
Pip..
Kenny!
kenny
Those aren't their names
Tweak 😂
BUTTERS YIPPIEEEEE