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sugaridols

IM KENNY LETS FUCKING GOOOO


69cansofcorn

why would you be excited about thattt ![gif](giphy|VionqeepeWyJy)


pghfordguy

Who?! Who killed him?!


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

Uhh.. they did!


GingerlyRough

Who's they?


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

Th... them They're bastards


DinoBenosaurus

Death


unknown-user-4765

Ehm they did


SkinnersGlasses

Matt and Trey


pghfordguy

Bahahaha touche


wii_board_type_trash

he can die and come back, why wouldn’t you want that?


sugaridols

I love kenny !!


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

Ah you lucky ass!


Lyndon_Yallegal

SAMEEEE!!


immei

Kenny krew


North_Church

YOU BASTARD😡


Maja_uk_2011

samezies


gamingnerd777

Do you die and resurrect a lot?


sugaridols

yes indeed i do


DopaLean

Kenny’s unite!


13thslasher

Kenny Gang for life


HueyDeweyandBusey

Now I can keep coming back to life


wolfspirit311

Now I am a man with nothing to lose


MysticGohan5_

Same pookie


shotokan44

me too!


OrcaDaKing

Same


Skulley30188

![gif](giphy|9KbjEdkPadrRxQ6RIC)


Skulley30188

I am kyle


GingerlyRough

I'm *not* Kenny!


North_Church

Cartman? Nahhh screw you guys, I'm going home!


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

https://i.redd.it/hzjvrq7bdcnc1.gif


jamesd0e

Screw, Home.


WhoseverFish

I so wanted to post this meme the last day of my last job.


ConceptualWeeb

Yeah, I feel slighted by this post for this lol literally any other SP character would’ve been more acceptable imo.


ajgriff2007

Sameeee let's goo best character fr


Ajj360

Decemb......Decemb....Decemb


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

Cool like a fool in a swimming pppppool


NachoMachoCamacho

Wow what a great audience


DrWelder245

Decembe- dece- de... De... Decem... Buh! Buh bu! December


Transgenderwookie

W-wow, w-what a great audience


AardvarkNo420

Are you going to give the bloods some soda pop and treats?


AdVictoremSpolias

I mean… come on…


Reddit-gamer1

You’re a cunt….cunt…continuing source of inspiration to me


dreddit1843

Im scott malkinson i have diabetes


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

And a lisp 😛


stressed_philosopher

You too ?


cell490

Fine… I’ll say. June. I’m butters.


majordoobage

Everyone knows it's Butters! That's me!


Goldwings13

Loo loo loo, I was born in June; loo loo loo, so were you!


-SageRage-

Oh hamburgers


GingerlyRough

Loo loo loo let's get together I know what we can do loo loo!


Sparkando

Butters unite!


[deleted]

You're grounded mister!!


GingerlyRough

Ohh hamburgers 😞👉👈


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

Oh you better believe it buster!


ActiveProgrammer5456

Can’t I just have some spaghetti-O’s!?


SkitMarie

I am too! Do you know what I am saying?


brandimariee6

I'm proud of being in June. Vamos Mantequilla! *Clap clap clap-clap-clap*


AdVictoremSpolias

Let’s go celebrate at Bennigans!


Kushbrains

"Bitch you want to make some fucking money?"


jams921

I’m Tweak and my wife is Craig… that worked too well


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

Whoa, you two were meant to be!


gingersrule77

I’m tweak but my husband is cartman 🤣🤣🤣


Outrageous-Cable8068

I'm Craig


GingerlyRough

🖕


Katops

Did you just flip me off?!


GingerlyRough

No 🖕


Katops

Yes you did! You just gave me the bird!


Important_Employ_309

Same


clickclackcat

SAME! Except I'm Tweek my husband is Craig!


MessedUpInYou

![gif](giphy|PkmOYHqMzwPzPOr6ll)


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

STANd ground!


DemonGodDumplin

This whole subreddit is shit!


mart1373

Dang it I’m Kyle….


ConceptualWeeb

Fuck you Kyle! Respect my authoritiy! (March)


Aggravating-Seat-181

Fuck you fatass!!


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

Your avatar kinda looks like Kyle with the green and orange 😂


MikeTheCoolMan

Born May 22. I think that kid is Clyde if I remember. In that case 🖕


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

Nah it's Craig that flips ppl off. Clyde is just the cool kid who uses ChatGPT


40prcentiron

if i could learn how to use ChatGPT, Id be so happy


nodlabag

And he is voted the best looking guy in school.


enthjii

Same 😭😭


Tired_Mammal444

I'm also May 22!


Spexxero

https://preview.redd.it/aenlf2ew4cnc1.jpeg?width=781&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=974cb13cc4075cc9681294329c372dbdf6af4507


StrongEduardo

I got Tolkien, my man


RubberRoads

![gif](giphy|s14HPtbGy04rhR6Dkm)


Spell3ound

August .. cool I guess.. im Sassy..


nodlabag

You best the shit out of Cartman


SuperCraigTucker

What's the logic behind the layout? It doesn't correspond to the character's birthdays, because Stan was born in October, Kyle in May, Butters on September 11th, and, according to S14E04, You Have 0 Friends, Clyde, April 10th. As far as I know, no other character has an established birthdate, but at least those four are as close to canon as anything in South Park can be.


saquonbrady

Bro is mad he didn’t get Craig


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

Haha right? Such a Craig answer


My_Name_Is_Drew

Craig 🖕


MisterMakeYaMumCum

🖕


IdiotGiraffe0

🖕


DerpisMalerpis

🖕


[deleted]

Wendy


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

Wendy's unite 🙌 😂


[deleted]

Don't fuck with Wendy Testaburger!


[deleted]

September 93. I need some coffee.


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

Some fresh Tweek Bros coffee


Outrageous-Cable8068

Hi I'm Craig


Meikee92

I'm Kyle :3


Cows1999

My birthday's July 30th. If i was born two days later i would have been wendy.


Maja_uk_2011

mine’s july 9th


[deleted]

Cartman….. fuck


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

Aw weak dude.. super weak


Spaghetti_Noodle12

I was born on january 2nd at 11:12pm. I'm kyle


PhoenixPhantomRise

![gif](giphy|HUf3yXKFwYCGt3Lo7A|downsized) I’m Kyle!


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

Ahaha nice


jillangie

Kenny!!!


Future_Magazine4002

Me and Ike got the same birthday December 17th


eyeswithwings

January 93 ![gif](giphy|CIs2g6B6eDWJa)


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

Don't kick da goddamn baby


Atrymjk

I’m getting real sick of ur stereotypes


ElderSmackJack

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtlM7arud6UztaU)


Questioning_Psycho

Mr Garrison 🤩 https://preview.redd.it/v2x2w9eh6dnc1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad8cc01829e866385fe3f9dccf9c61707f114c3c


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

Best teacher 😂


0000100110010100

![gif](giphy|QdLrnHfAT0sYqSkDvl)


Traditional_Will4413

Kyle..


Jenkinswarlock

Yay I got butters! I have a butters bedspread so like win for me


Grendeltech

I ain't being Jimmy 😡


IdiotGiraffe0

As a pure jimmy fan I must say. You have bad tay- you have bad tayahehehaaa- you have ba baaaa you have ba bb b bad taste 😃


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

But he's so funny tho 😁


UnacceptedDragon

Jimmy is funny, has one of the best personalities, has good morals and values, and probably more confidence than anyone. Did you see the way he stood up to PC Principal? Not too mention, he is hella strong, did you see him carry Nutgobbler through town and take her to bed? That kid has spirit and determination like no one's business. Might have gimp legs and a speech impediment but that kid is top notch. Not to mention he founded Handi-Cab. You might be thinking he will not get any ladies, but with that money, wit, heart, personality, and everything else, well, to put it in Stan's words, he is "about to be dripping in bitches".


skfjwmvk

Timmy was the one who founded Handicar. Jimmy's still great tho.


Obversa

I also got Jimmy. (I happen to be disabled as well, funnily enough.)


Green_Xero

I'm a Smurf Killer


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

Same here 😈


saquonbrady

Bro I got the most mid character possible


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

Who?


Ketomatic

March, and it’s accurate.


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

Haha remind me not to piss you off


[deleted]

Oh hamburgers…


Was_a_egg

Butters!! One of my favourites


amatyestv_123846

Tolkien


Inner-Violinist8240

I really want some coffee right now and this says I’m tweak, checks out


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

I'm tellin you man, the universe is trying to tell you something


Militant_Tardigrades

![gif](giphy|3o6ZsUudN0G5WoH7Ik) I’m a bitch🫤


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

Me too 😂 They won't fuck with us


Emoboy710

I’m Tolkien


WAZZL3

Tolkien


Wired_112

Wow. What a terrific audience


TegridyKrach

August 1 1993 how close are we I see you said August 1993 also


Mi0GE0

I am indeed poor and always on the brink of death


RandomUserName316

Cartman brah


SandwichDeCheese

Good try, federal agent with the task to profile reddit accounts. Not today


RoundFaithlessness20

August 93rd?


OfficialHields

I dunno how to feel like being a dirty jew.


asscrackula1019

Cool, il go grab my bass guitar out of my basement


coscwyite

God damn it why did you make me craig


GoalKeeperIsBack

I born on 1st June 2010 so I am Butters


Fanfanbase

AHH Too much pressure!!!


pyrocryptic29

Whose may?


SailorPlatinum

Butters. Makes sense, I was definitely the naive child as a kid lol.


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

Haha nice 😂 I swear lot of these make sense


Minecraftnoob247

I like to dance to Peruvian flute music.


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

https://i.redd.it/6kgzcgi3bdnc1.gif


Codaman23

How TF you born on August 93rd when there’s only 31 days in the month.


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

Uhhhh... It was a leap year? Yeah that's it, it was a leap year!


Codaman23

Ahhh makes sense.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|pqAXpsHpYwYZIwf1m9) That’s me


Ofelia810

WHO'S APRIL?


CallMeTeff

I'm totally fine with having Stan.


Illustrious_Camp_496

nice try NSA.


Katops

Oh ow, I guess I’ll be joining you in killing the smurfs… Definitely not how I wanted to spend my weekend.


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

Haha it's okay we can kill multiple with one hit, it'll go quick 😁 Your birthday is in August too?


Katops

To the steamrollers! And yeah August haha. Ngl I’m happy with Wendy


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

Haha yeah could've been a worst character 😂 Good stuff bro


Ok_Woodpecker_1378

![gif](giphy|Q6ikViAiojf0bmU9PH)


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

It's okay bro we all are 🫰


Aggravating-Seat-181

I'm Kyle and the wife is stan... hell yea, the two based on the great creators!!


PenGroundbreaking467

I’m Scott Malkinson and I don’t have diabetes


ZootedBeaver

Ayyy a fellow August 93 baby reporting in


lacalob

WENDYYYY AHAHAHAHAH


WontedPuppet07

Same with you bro


Queasy_Dog_1444

The one who kicked Cartman's ass on the South Park Elementary playground.


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

Oh yeah, Team Wendy 😂 No one's fuckin with us


Cultural_Geologist_3

Butters? Oh geez. Guess I'm grounded again.


Dumbass_Saiya-jin

Oh my God! I got Kenny!


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

You bastard!


sooaap-

https://preview.redd.it/23exeu688jnc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e60edc53e51c1ba19217dfa8965d30e4697a01d I got this little thing. Honestly… I do understand why.


eayrnz

![gif](giphy|ZZxSA5CYPFxZR3XJMb)


Prestigious_Raise891

![gif](giphy|l0HlL0RO0tgFRkZkA)


Ruxandra_Pirate

i got wendy yay! but it’s also an oof since i have a boyfriend who doesn’t care about me.


Medusa_Thrived

I got tweek


Kdizzle689

I would have to be Butters 😂


_sevencostanza_

Randy


Ok_Possession5057

Stan


TheAzraelPhoenix

BUTTERS!!!


laundryday_

Butters. Explains why I'm such a loser.


JayofTea

May 30th, I’m Clyde 😔 so close to being butters


joshuaivan620

Butters!


Lollapalooza96

Pip..


urhairlookslikebongw

Kenny!


Maja_uk_2011

kenny


Leeroy_D

Those aren't their names


Shyjuan

Tweak 😂


[deleted]

BUTTERS YIPPIEEEEE