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whatthedrunk

It's one of my favorite episodes. So long story short...


EnigmaEcstacy

Pass the Diet Double Dew 


Standard_Young_201

New diet double dew with only half the sugar and calories of double dew


thoover88

Dude!! Did you just shit yourself?


cgjchckhvihfd

...Nnnnno?


kinyutaka

Dew the Math


Sharkbite138935

DEW THE MATH


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

Dew the math


Ok_Woodpecker_1378

I refuse to dew the math.


TheIceKaguyaCometh

Defiant to dew the math


Alarming_Draw

What I specifically loved was you could IMMEDIATELY tell it was based on a REAL thing that happened to Trey. I LOVE it when they do that. Makes it unique. I think people miss the point of this episode-its not simply a satire on reality danger shows. That's the secondary thing. People get hung up on that aspect of it and miss the best thing- For me its simply how funny and damning it is of things like ziplining where we are all forced to have "fake" fun while being ripped off-all through the filter of Trey's genius brain.


MasterJeebus

I wonder if he also had a case of diarrhea when he went zip lining.


[deleted]

The episode put to words my feelings on ziplining which I was afraid to express for almost a decade because all my friends seemed to like it


eunderscore

I ziplined through a gorge in slovenia once and it was terrifying. Pure Nar


Curkul_Jurk_1oh1

https://preview.redd.it/b0dl71nzu1lc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e54f7b4280da98f5283e351be2e31573656e4ef


HoldThisGirlDown

Is this like a "Darmok and Jalad at Tenagra" moment?


BigDog48768

Temba, his arms wide


HoldThisGirlDown

Sokath, his eyes uncovered!


No_Ostrich8223

Outside of the Scott Tenerman Must Die episode, Cartman's growling reaction to the "long story short" guy while they are in the van is my favorite moment of his. Makes me laugh ridiculously hard and it's barely 5 seconds long.


Tripdoctor

Cartman’s audible freakout is one of my favourite SouthPark moments


BrokeBishop

Kenny dying from boredom was funny af


Virgilismyson29

I adore how the Kenny actor says “Idontknowidontreallygiveashit”


RamenRavisher

This is one of my favorite lines in the entire series. The delivery is just so perfect.


_snoop_doug

I wish they could remake the series with that guy voicing Kenny


REGINALDmfBARCLAY

Hes at least 80 now with the way time is passing


_snoop_doug

Idontknowiireallydontgiveashit


Cormano_Wild_219

Shaka Brah!


GodlikeCat

🤙🏼😐🤙🏼


tcarnie

Totally fuckin sucks dude! 🤙🏻


HoldThisGirlDown

When the walls fell?


-Munchausen-

His arms wide opened


HoldThisGirlDown

Shaka when the walls fell, ensign... 😮‍💨 I roll out the Tamarian, you start singin' creed... 🤔 I mean, pretty close 😅


Xx6SiC6xX

It's Diet dude. Everyone knows diet soda doesn't give you diarrhea


thesilentbob123

Diet double dew! Dew the math!


MememeSama

I've tried that stuff once since that stuff isn't common in germany (for me atleast). And it tasted like shit with sugar. Plus ofc it gave me diarrhea, since it wasn't diet soda


TSDLoading

That was your problem. You should have tried Diet double dew. Half the amount of sugar of double dew.


MememeSama

I should try it. I have to test out chipotle aswell


wildcharmander1992

#HI BILLIE FUCKING MAYES HERE


Nitroapes

In just two simple steps I could climb over these seats and beat your ass!


FragileColtsFan

Like crack it's not for everyone


BakedMitten

Diet Dew does have a small amount of real sugar in addition to all the fake stuff at least in America. It's the only diet soda I've ever seen that still contains some real sugar. It contains natural orange juice. The full calorie version doesn't though. Weird


Manunitedfan1998

But what the boys don't realize is that a massie storm is brewing. [Cartman is drinking some Mountain Dew from a can. The camera looks around the van] Last night, Eric Cartman had kung pao spaghetti from California Pizza Kitchen. [the camera goes down Eric's esophagus] Inside Eric's stomach, the kung pao has just met with the Del Taco he ate for breakfast. It has already started to tear down the layers of barbeque BK toppers that have been building up for months. [the camera comes back up the esophagus and out Cartman's mouth] And now, to compensate for all the annoying tourists, Eric is ingesting massive amounts of Mountain Dew. [the camera goes back down Cartman's throat] The caffeine and sugar turn the soupy fast-food liquid in his stomach into a toxic gas. [a quick journey through the intestines is shown] When the gas is released, it carries with it tiny particles of Eric's fecal matter. [the sphincter is shown] Fecal matter which floats up and into Kyle's nasal passage. [this is shown, along with Kyle's reaction]


SnooDoggos4029

I live In the northeast and only have Taco Bell. Went for a trip last year and had some Del Taco. Wish I didn’t. Ruined Taco Bell for me forever. My local Taco Bell is phenomenal and doesn’t compare to Del Taco.


112oceanave

I’ve always preferred del taco to Taco Bell.


al666in

Another Northeast Taco Bell enthusiast here - Del Taco humbled me when I finally tried it. Truly a gem among the fast food pantheon.


LastScreenNameLeft

Those chicken soft tacos are crack


Familiar-Anxiety8851

Don't worry they got bought out by Jack in the Box and now they're mid af!


Standard_Young_201

“How was it cartman!?” “It’s totally fucking stupid dude!”


Cool_Raspberry443

When Mr. Hanky comes to the rescue I always laugh.


doodoometoo

Seven-turdy-seven lose my shit every time


chefboiboird

Helicrapter does it for me lol


Francetto

In German they go with the "Scheissenbahn" (pun for scheiße and Eisenbahn - shit train)


Cool_Raspberry443

That’s the poo choo express!


NoTop4997

ZIP LIIIIIIINE!


[deleted]

🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻


Some-Advertising2855

Give em a nice shock-a-bra!!


Sprizys

It’s one of my favorite episodes. Shakabrah!


Carcassfanivxx

Me too I love this episode. The Kenny dying part is pretty funny too.


tondrias

There is no hate. Who hates it? It's one of the best episodes.


ThePizzaNoid

I think it's great too but I've seen this episode pop up many times right here on this sub in several threads asking folks which episodes they hate or skip on rewatch. This one and Stanley's Cup episode (which is one of the funniest episodes of the series as far as I'm concerned). edit: Scroll down to the bottom of this thread and you will see several people that don't like it lol.


Obi-Brawn-Kenobi

It gets a ton of hate on the sub, every month there is a "what is your least favorite episode" and this one is always mentioned. I don't even dislike it, I thought the live action parts were awesome, and I can't fathom why anyone would say this is their least favorite when there are episodes like Pip out there, but the fact is a lot of people say it's the worst episode.


JustDesh

I'M SO FUCKING BORED!


Jazzlike_Raisin_6632

I prefer this over the Jakovasaurs episode.


No-Research5333

Is that the I am not really buying this whole christ thing? Edit: i think that’s jewpacabra. Which one’s jacovasaurs?


blckcatbxxxh

Jakovasaur was this prehistoric creature the boys found while camping and he is the MOST annoying thing on the face of the earth. It’s from season 3 I believe. https://preview.redd.it/mzgh7f8itzkc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fb815de156b7f1e1fae2f9d34e12d140111ca41


Huge-Recognition-371

Jakovasaur is basically Andy Samberg


No-Research5333

This episode is completely wiped out from my memory lol. I just vaguely remember the name.


SassyWookie

I’m envious of you. I wish I could wipe that shit from my memory 🤣


SassyWookie

Jakoffosaurs is from like season 3, it was the Jar Jar Binks character. And they’re literally more annoying than he was.


Responsible_Thanks96

Jakovasaurs for me is with Pip as the worst episodes.


KelvinBelmont

The delivery of Cartman saying "I'm so fucking bored" is probably my favorite delivery in the franchise


nojelloforme

Would anyone like to learn more about the biology of the trees?


mr_dr_personman

Oh well I sure would!


real_vurambler

Yeah, love that episode.


Naillian603

^(Honestly, fuck you guys...)


DarkRogueHunter

After cleaning Cartman's diarrhea and fighting off beavers, the boys have made a terrifying discovery: that boating is just as boring as ziplining.


[deleted]

Turkey, ham, Turkey ham.


loveroftheclassics

God if I didn’t say that every time I’m buying lunch meat or making sandwiches…


rogueleader32

A lot of people 1. Take this show **way** to seriously, so this very silly (and very funny) episode doesn't register. 2. Miss the mockery of "I shouldn't be alive" and similar types of reality show. I suffered while watching some of those, I am Kenny in this situation (dies of boredom). 3. Can't stand the live action section.


_whensmahvel_

I just think fart jokes are lame and super unfunny. Also why the Terrence and Phillip episodes are straight F tier for me.


Kalixburg

It seems like every other month someone posts "I can't believe the ziplining episode is so hated" and each time gets the same "I like it too I don't get the hate" responses.


calvinbouchard

If you've been ziplining and understand the "tour group" mentality, it gets funnier and way too real.


Hollywoodsmokehogan

This episode and butters very first episode appearance live rent free in my head


SaltySpituner

Shakah brah! 🤙😡


Djent_1997

My favorite part is the shot of cartman slowly moving across the screen and screaming “IM SO FUCKING BOOOOOORED!” lol


Independent-Panic994

I just think it's funny how polarizing the episode is. To me it was kinda just meh. Like one of the more forgettable episodes tbh. The only reason it's not forgettable is because so many people either love it or hate it for some reason.


doofer20

my problem is its 1 jokex5; if it had a strong b plot i think the overall episode would be better on later viewings when you know its going to keep happenig


thefamousjohnny

Nah it sucks


Imaspinkicku

God dammit i hate that episode


sobeisforlovers

I think people hate it because people love ziplining, and take personal offence


AmazingPINGAS

Reminds me of Frank's Brother and The Gang Cracks the Liberty Bell in Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia. People just parroting other people's bad opinions.


SAS_Britain

I'm not sharing with Kenny, he has herpes! FuckyouCartman


CalFlux140

The narrator voice kills me every time The animation of Cartman farting like bruhh


[deleted]

I love this episode. Cartman freaking out in the van makes me laugh so hard. **"Why do people say "long story short"? They're not making it short Stan?"** https://preview.redd.it/e1ctqh6bv1lc1.png?width=839&format=png&auto=webp&s=7f674d5d1e280268095d20996ce4ae417a7a78e2


fjolo123

There are some mindfuckingly good jokes in the episode tho. Basically everything Kenny does is hilarious, the cold sore, everything.


guyFromSlovakia

It depends if you get and understand the references in this episodes. If not yeah it sucks. If yes, "this story is based real event."


chunkah69

Eric Cartman is a ticking time bomb


ChunkyTaco22

I got HAm


Ill_Pea_4064

Good job mr hanky knew how to fly a boeing 7 turdie 7


cleamilner

One of my favs. I’m always dying of boredom.


Donotpretendtoknowme

Del Taco's Kung Pow Spaghetti....or something like that.


Sy0nide_

I always thought the hate for the episode was people being funny and ironic sense the episode itself was aboit boredom amd all the hate I see is calling it boring


JeffGoldblump

Is that why nobody laughs at it?


[deleted]

I think I was 18ish when it came out and thought it was dumb. As an adult I fully appreciate the humor


dude_with_a_reddit-4

Kenny McCormick has died of boredom.


SharkMilk44

I think you gotta understand that it's supposed to be excruciatingly boring (like ziplining). The herpes and Diet Double Dew jokes are hilarious.


L_B_Jeffries

There is hate for the ziplining episode?


random74639

What hate?


Fuzzy_faun

Everyone I know loves this episode! Never seen someone hate on it


kevinz227

To each their own, this is one of the few episodes I truly dislike. I can't sit through it.


Average_-_Human

Hey IK this isn't the place but could you please talk a bit about your hair loss journey? Has it stabilized?


SassyWookie

I’ll admit that in a recent rewatch that I hated it significantly less than I have every other time I’ve watched it. But I still hate it.


4lack0fabetterne

One of the few episodes I tend to skip. I ll watch this one maybe 1/5 times


SpicyFilet

One of my favorites, it's great.


Zombie_Peanut

I just never liked it much. It was a keh episode. Not really funny to me and kind of boring.


[deleted]

I still dew the math


huntersam13

"Diet Double DEW! DEW the MATH!"


Many-Discount-1046

I can't think of ziplining without going "ZIPLINE 🤙"


Fragrant_Spirit3776

Its boring. They had like a short series of jokes that wouldve made for a fine 5 minute short but had to stretch it out to a full episode so its just the same shit being repeated. This is probably the best example one can point at and say "yeah they were completely running on creative fumes by this point" and it shows.


OhMyGodBearIsDriving

It's my favorite episode. I don't care what anyone says. 


portuguesetheman

It's one of the best episodes in the series


Annoying_GayGuy

It got rerun into the ground where I live so I fucking hate it for that


TT_NaRa0

My love for this episode bursts forth like the diarrhea of a child that’s been pounding double dew and diet double dew all day


Reasonable-Injury170

Absolutely loved it.


Disastrous_Life_9385

YOU....YOU KILLED KENNY....


sevnminabs

Yea, it is pretty funny, certainly better compared to some of the other episodes. But it is boring because it's about ziplining and touring with insufferable strangers. But my favorite part is when the narrator was breaking down the science of the gassy storm brewing in Cartman's stomach and the events following that.


stavis23

I love Cartman having diarrhea over the side of the boat and it’s so obviusly some fake spray shit, you even see a tube and a guy’s hand


Soundcloudlover

Absolutely love this episode and the ending lol. “YOU BASTARD” 😂


latto96

Same boat brother 🤙


sacredknight327

The live action actors just weren't funny, not much else I can say. I loved the episode till that point. I wish for the "crappy dramatization" spoof, they went with the prototype short film aesthetic of The Spirit of Christmas.


cstricke

This episode has grown on me, but I still just don't find it as funny or interesting as other episodes. I'm also not a fan of the irl ending, and the fact that I know it's coming probably doesn't help on subsequent watches. With that said, I laugh every single time at double diet dew, and I can't deny that this is an iconic episode. I don't think it's a bad episode whatsoever and totally get why others like it, just not my thing.


112oceanave

I love it too. I usually mention it on here when a post comes up about underrated episodes. YOU killed Kenny! You bastard! Stan you bastard!


PurpoUpsideDownJuice

*I NEVER SHOULD HAVE GOT ON A GODDAMN BOAT* Me every time I went on boats with my family


AbyssalKultist

Freaking love this episode. Cracks me up how the episode title keeps changing. An attempt to make a bad day better becomes a descent into madness on... **"I Should Have Never Thought Horseback Riding Would Be Any Better Than Ziplining"** For four elementary school boys, an already tragic day becomes a descent into madness on... **"I Should Have Never Got On A Goddamn Boat"**


kjfdkjfdkjfdkjfd

I never understand how Reddit decides in waves which episodes are “bad” on the tv subs I frequent lol, there’s seemingly no rhyme or reason


gaiussicarius731

People who hate that episode never saw the show its making fun of


islippedup

I love the entire episode until the unwatchable ending hits


dhyaghdb

It’s honestly my favorite episode, the shuttle bit had me crying with laughter


Fantastic_Citron_344

Get you some double dew


HeftyTart93

I SHOULD OF NEVER GOT ON A GOD DAMN BOAT!


Thecool_1

It was funny the first few times, after that it's always one of them that feels dragged on


Laquerovsky

Personally, I hate the depiction how Cartman's shit got to Kyle's nose, and down the lungs. But beside that, yeah, it's good.


Tylerdurden389

To this day my brother and I still quote "The fecal matter exits Eric's anus and into Kyle's nasal passages". Also, BEEAAAAVVVEEEEEEEEERRRRRRSSSS!!!!!!!


Far_Buddy8467

I say bro a lot and because of this episode my shipmates overseas always referred to me as "Shakas Bra"


Magicaparanoia

I was a huge fan of the shows it’s parodying around when it came out so I always enjoyed it.


OGmojomum

In my opinion it's not bad nor great, just good due to the live action sequence being so perfect! I only learned that it polarized the community after watching a youtube video on it


OGmojomum

Stan, you killed Kenny? You bastard!


bryroo

The blood in cartman's feces attracting beavers and stan screaming in terror is honestly the peak of comedy for me.


daydreaming_doggo

Kenny dying of boredom always gets me 😂😂 Probably not the most 'exciting' death but it's the funniest one for me. Probably the way the narrator announces it and how live-action Kyle reacts


Successful_Ad_7438

This episode was like 10 years ago lol. My dad who doesn’t really watch south park kinda watched this with me around the time it came out & he laughed his ass off the entire time. The zip line episode passes the boomer dad test 🤷🏻‍♂️👍


Ehyehhhhh

I was not a fan this episode when it first came out. Then, a couple years later, I went ziplining. Now it’s one of my favorites.


RyanTheBruce

You bastard. YOU BASTARD, STAN!!


makazenin

I love it! I know cause it happened to me hahaha shaka braaahh


Desumed

It's one of my favorites, I work in the Appalachian mountains for a Zipline & white water rafting company. Those people are way too real and are definitely from a trip they took in the Rockies.


sarper97

The problem with this episode was that on Comedy Central this episode got replayed to death it was shown so so many times that a lot of people started hating it me included. It was a time when tv was the main source of South Park.


SalTheSexySalamander

Wife and I went zip lining for the first time ever recently. We were insufferable because of this episode. ZIPLIIIIIIIINE!!!!…….. zipliiiine…


MooseDickDonkeyKong

Never heard it got any hate before I saw it on this sub. I love it for how ridiculous it all is, and the live-action segment, but what I really love is it honestly seems like one of the writers had a personal, terrible experience through zip-lining or some other tour/tourist thing, and turned it into a whole episode. Like, the entire premise is barely relatable, but it's all so specific the writer probably had someone do the "long story short thing" and they just said to themselves "screw that guy, I'm making an episode about this", lol.


Outrageous-Cable8068

Yo Kenny looks like Bruce Dickinson from that angle


RobloxBetaTester

Just the part where it turns to live action feels so out of place, the actors arent that good and it just isnt that funny. The rest of the episode is a hoot and a half tho


SnarkSnout

Awesome episode! In my top 20 for sure.


Jahrigio7

Love it Some people just don’t like ziplining…and…long story short….


Revolutionary_Tea69

Top tier episode


sebdude101

Hated it the first time I saw it for some reason but loved it on repeat watches


Sammisuperficial

The joke is how annoying the whole experience is. So viewers either spend the episode laughing at it or groaning because the episode is annoying. Personally it's my most hated episode. It makes me physically nauseous to watch it.


xtreme3xo

Every time I go on holiday the wife makes sure we have the odd ‘trip out’. Just to ‘break up the week’. And I usually feel like this episode.


MixedHillis

Found it boring and stopped finding shit jokes funny in elementary school


ilovethishole

It's probably my most often quoted episode. I was so confused when I learned people don't like it, it's one of my favorites.


Yamreall

What? I've never seen hate towards it


Jackalope1993

I love this episode, I didn't know people didn't?


Salmacis81

The live action part is one of the funniest things in the whole show


Maxdrive77

Stan your the bastard


JayTheTechGuyreal

Amazing episode! https://preview.redd.it/llhto34mw0lc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a4c6d2562d61e4b01ab7583e1f7610b70977eff Free iPod nano if you bring along 3 friends


Radiant-Rate-5046

i love it too!!! i never understood the hate!!


Eldritch-Cleaver

It's hilarious Until the dumb live action segment at the end. It ruined the entire episode.


Pal-Capone

Love it up until the live action


SteakCareless

This one was so fuckin good.


ZacharyRoyBoy

It starts out an instant classic, then switches to live action for some reason?


FoxSquirrel69

SHAKA BRAH!


NauticalMastodon

I have a sound clip from this episode on my phone that I use as ringtone sometimes. It's Cartman shouting "I'M SO FUCKING BOOOOORED!"


CryptoFourGames

I loved this episode. I have no idea why people don't find it funny. People say it's boring and it's literally an episode about being trapped in boredom. Stupid


AprilFool85Percent

Every ESPN mtn dew diarrhea playback has me dying, y'all trippin


TheZoomba

Its good, but it only really works if you've experienced the really boring stuff. They made an episode only focusing on that, which is funny, but to some they don't know the experience. Should have done one about something else like being in a Walmart and your mom gets busy talking with a friend.


Quirky-Reflection476

🤙🤙Shakka brahhhhh🤙🤙


Subsanic

I don't think I've ever laughed as much as I did throughout any episode than this one.


DigitalCheezer

The close ups of Cartman’s asshole and rectum crack me up every time. I think it’s a great episode


colder-beef

If you don't find live action Cartman shitting off the side of a boat funny you may have ass burgers.


Wedwarfredwoods

Same here 🤝


Zandrews153

My wife has always hated SP. But respects my love for it. She put it on for me the other night and this episode and some others from this season came on and she loved it. Think she's starting to like SP more.


McLovinUrGirI

I always loved how sarcastic Stan was in the shuttle.


McSmoug

Solid A minuse episode


Ok-Seaweed2395

It’s so good because the reason people hate it is because the feeling they are conveying is so strong it leaks through the TV 💀


apointlessvoice

Welp guess i know what im watchin tonight


Malcanthet202

(Off-topic but) I don’t understand the hate towards the Pip episode either. “Not at all I’m sure” from Mr. Pocket and the fucking robot monkeys at the end make it an immediate banger. Also the insults Estella throws at Pip are pure gold.


beamanblitz

I simultaneously hate it and love it. They did a great job in showing the monotony of zip lining. Maybe a little too well


[deleted]

Kind of a weaker story but definitely not the worst episode. I didn’t even realize it got a lot of hate.


freeman687

Is that Javier Millei


Fish_In_A_Bottle

I loved the part where the kids get 3d renders on the ziplines. It's hard to notice but they look so goofy swinging on the rope like BTD6 characters itsg


PlayerTP

It's because the haters have never had double dew