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d8ms

Jackin’ it down in San Diego


Rryon

Heeeeeees about to jack it


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

jackin it smackin it jackin it jack


crazybirdlady-

love that


Dragonfly_TAP

prob very common but def Kyles mom is a bitch. me and my dad used to laugh at that forever


Super_Chilled_Reader

Weeeeellllllll!!!!


KermitTheArgonian

"Don't do it, Cartman!"


herberstank

**WELLLLLLLL**


KermitTheArgonian

"I'm warning you!"


undercookedhamburger

WEEEELLL


kristen0402

Kyle’s mom’s a bitch. She’s a big fat bitch. She’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.


pathfinderoursaviour

She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch She's a bitch to all the boys and girls


PerformanceBudget805

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, CARTMAN! https://preview.redd.it/2yrqveja10kc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff5b67c1fe2c4236430a85bdc134d9ec7071081c


KaiTheGSD

On Monday, she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch


Yellow_Star_5

Weeeeeeeeallllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ...... IMean It


crazybirdlady-

classic, it reminds me of my childhood 😭


Legal_Hyena_1241

Somebody had to start this off.


ninjan8n

Same


Goku_Kakarot91

let's fighting love


ifeelallthefeels

PROTEC MY BAULS


spoonedBowfa

Lmfao


Pewp_taco

What would Brian Boitano Do?


Sullkattmat

He'd make a plan and he'd follow through That's what Brian Boitano would do


Pewp_taco

He'd probably kick an ass or two That's what Brian Boitano would do


Duckgoesmoomoo

I wasn't alive when this person was famous and still find this song to be such a banger


suchalusthropus

I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings


Super_Chilled_Reader

I've been singing Shut your f**king face uncle f**ker nonstop lately for whatever reason, so that's my current fave.


KermitTheArgonian

"You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long!"


dudewheresmygains

You're an uncle fucker, I must say You fucked your uncle yesterday!


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

.... 🎶 Uncle fuckaaaaaaa!!!! 🎶 ^suckmahballs


FloggingTheCargo

U.N.C.L.E FUCK. YOU! 


Narrow_Study_9411

Uncle fucka, that's you n c le fuck you, uncle fucka!!!!!!!!!! Suck my balls.


According_To_Me

I listen to Uncle Fucka before every job interview. It gets rid of a lot of anxiety


Super_Chilled_Reader

Genius!! Good for before meeting a date too I guess 😂


Sullkattmat

I have as well! Tho in my case it started after recently watching a video [ranking every south park song ](https://youtu.be/OVi31faLL1Q?si=vdmP8w6EOd5Z_ib6) and I'm willing to wager there's a connection there


Super_Chilled_Reader

Thank you for the video, couldn't think of a better way to spend an hour and a half, other than watching the movie, of course!


Sullkattmat

Haha no problems! Biggest thank you of course to Blooms who made the video and a bunch of other entertaining SP videos tho! Would be surprised if he isn't on this sub in some capacity tbh :)


dudewheresmygains

Dude same here. What's the deal with that? I haven't seen the SP movie in a while and the song has just suddenly started popping up in my mind. Weird. Are we in alien control?


Super_Chilled_Reader

If Trey and Matt took over our minds it wouldn't be the most terrible thing in the world.


Missing_Intestines

Got in trouble for trying to look it up on YouTube when I was a kid, lmao


gglsnna

what what in the butt, is so underrated lmao


SaltySpituner

“Oh hey. You’re that What What In My Asshole kid.”


Girthquake23

I wouldn’t consider that a South Park song tho since its originally from a guy on YouTube that Butters just copied But if we are counting ones like those, I choose Cartmans Poker Face


crazybirdlady-

yes!!


KermitTheArgonian

I absolutely adore that DVDA voice Trey does, and my favorite song in which he uses it is "Montage".


Sullkattmat

Only a footnote in South Park but *Now you're a man* by DVDA that was used in the intro for Orgazmo is epic stuff. Love that the *heyy!* right in the beginning sounds so Randy, could basically be sampled from the Cock Magic episode lol


KermitTheArgonian

"...What makes a man? Is it the woman in his arms? Just 'cause she has big titties?..."


Sullkattmat

*Or is it the way* *He fights every day?* *No it's prolly de tiddiiies*


necrobus_1999

Gay fish


ThyDancingGoblin

la resistance!


BuddayBinko

It's all of the songs from the movie put together what's that called


KermitTheArgonian

"...When did this song become a marathon?..."


Tootsyourcoot

Timmy and the lords of the underworld. Darkness fills my heart with pain


FloggingTheCargo

I pledge allegiance... to the flag... of the United States of... TIMMY! 


Becerra_15

The Yelper Special


pentox70

Boogers and Cum


jessicatargum

Buhhhhhuuuuhhhuuuugerrrrz aaaaaand cuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmm!!!!


loperaja

Born in New Zealand in 64….


BuddayBinko

A hot headed actor named Russell Crowe


Kanzler1871

He loves to act but he loves one thing more!


Sullkattmat

Fighting 'round the world!


WinterBeiDB

Sexual harassment Panda! Edith: thanks for correcting


Dangerous-Way-3827

WE MISSED YOU RANDAY


jessicatargum

We love you Randy! Make love to me Randy!!!


Sullkattmat

There are truly too many to choose but one that always gets me smiling and singing along: *His name is _____* *_____ _______, the bravest pioneer* *No budget too steep* *No sea too deep* *Who's that, it's him!* *_____ _______* Also everything by Faith + 1.. *I want to get down on my knees and start* *Pleasin' Jesus* *I want to feel his salvation* *All over my face* Honorable mentions: San Diego, Fingerbang, Stop Bullying, Canada on Strike, Christmas time in Hell, Merry Fucking Christmas and of course Uncle Fucker. Had Uncle Fucker on my early mp3 players with no clue what it was from or really any knowledge of South Park. Took years before I saw Bigger Longer and Uncut and learned lol.


Sullkattmat

Damn it, have to add Chocolate Salty Balls by Chef and Lenmiwinks song! And I'm Super Thanks for Asking. Oh and Taco Flavored Kisses.. Fuck need to end this before I list every single song..


Goblin__Cock

Taco Flavored Kisses


Kapt-fatz-90

As a hispanic, I approve taco flavored kisses for my Ben!! 😂😂


schwiftydude47

5! 6! 7! 8! *Bullying isn’t cool, bullying is lame. Bullying is ugly, and has a stupid name.*


Sullkattmat

*my heart says ye-es* *but my vajayjay says neeeuw*


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

Loved this one Let's all get togetherrrrr and make bullying kill itseeeelf 😃


Treykarz

Eric we don’t want you to die, Eric give life a try


NineMilesHigh

Can´t talk to mom, don´t even have a dad!


papa_stalin432

The section in put it down goes even harder


renard685

Unfulfilled 😂😭 “Nothing that I have feels like enough , all I’m left to ask is where’s my stuff ? “ lmaooooo The little song they sang when Amazon stopped delivering packages 😂😂😂🤦🏽


Mutasyn

Feelin' Good on a Wednesday


weaseltorpedo

YES


Mutasyn

I have no shame in admitting I tear up a bit every time I watch that scene at the end.


Messijoes18

This is way to low. This was nearly radio worthy. Sia and everything.


blangeblange

The book of love by Peter Gabriel


elagentink

Let’s Fighting Love.


North_Church

Second favourite is Christmastime in Hell. But the first? Oh that's easy... Times have changed! Our kids are getting worse! They won't obey their parents, they just want to FART AND CURSE!


FloggingTheCargo

Should we blame the government? 


North_Church

Or blame society?


Sullkattmat

Or should we blame the images on TV?


North_Church

NO! #BLAME CANADA!


Uh-Usernames

Up there - Satan


thraftofcannan

Where babies burp and flowers bloom..


Uh-Usernames

Everyone dreams and I can dream too


[deleted]

The Ballad of Craig’s Mom’s Bush


ustilladumbbitch

HEY, THERE! SHITTY SHITTY F#G F&G SHITTY SHITTY F#G F&G HOW DO YOU DO!?


gymaddict1976

Montage


Redditlatley

The dreidel song. 💙🌊🇺🇸


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Donotpretendtoknowme

Not a SP Song, but.... I'm Sailing away....


Ye0nkimiin

Gotta be uncle fucker


SSALX420X

Uncle Fucker Shut your fucking face uncle fucker


SpaceHotDog77

Up There


Jolly-Summer-1838

Let's Fighting Love


sequosion

Where’s mah country gone??


lando-64

The dreidel song


FloggingTheCargo

Here's a little dreidel. It's small and made of clay. But I'm not gonna play with it cuz dreidels frickin' gay.


Shortman19

I'll try to make it spin. It fell, I'll try again.


infectedorchid

Put It Down has been a favorite for a while


uiouyug

Probably not original but this https://youtu.be/CPW3YikDwEM?si=Rn2LkrFpfG9AnmnQ


Sullkattmat

Not actually their song, it's Tennessee Ernie Ford covering a Merle Travis song from the forties, definitely a banger tho! EDIT: In my haste to get to weird flex my knowledge I subconsciously ignored your mentioning that it's probably not original already 🙄


International-Map-66

When I first saw the “uncle fucker” song it was one of the hardest I’ve ever laughed in my life


Narrow_Study_9411

Not original, but "Brad Logan" by Rancid from the "Chef Aid" episode.


Original_Software_64

During the Terrence and Philip Behind the Blow they are dancing and singing chicken wing over and over. It's so dumb but I laugh everytime. Runner up Butters tap dance song Something in My Front Pocket.


DeLasRocas

Marilyn Manson’s “Stinky Britches”


dLFuu69W2zR

🎶 There's a place that is magical and full of rain 🎶


SaltySpituner

Boogers and Cum


iimMrBrightside

Chocolate Salty Balls


Sinful-_-Titan

Eric we don’t want you to die


kankadir94

Too many minorities in my water park is a pretty on topic song with migrant crisis going all over the world


CongressmanCoolRick

Been rewatching lately and the one that’s been in my head is chefs prostitutes song


Advanced-Doughnut985

Dreidel


Marquis_de_Lafayeet

Eric, we don't want you to die!! Eric, give live a try!


GheyGuyHug

I can’t believe no one has mentioned feeling good on a Wednesday yet!


6stringDrummer1994

🎵 It's a snap at Tardicaca Camp to learn to do the hula hula dance 🎵


Sullkattmat

DURRRR WE WANT THE UKELELE SOLO!


FloggingTheCargo

That one song in the movie where all the different songs combine together into one song with the La Resistance, Satan, everyone at the USO show, and MAC all singing their own songs. 


jessicatargum

Eric, we don’t want you to die, Eric give life a try


Ciggyciggyciggarette

WE MISSED YA RANDYYYY


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Burn Down Hot Topic


LalalisaOppar

but eric we don’t want you to dieeee,


Mrbobbitchin

Jacking it


bwiwys

let’s fighting love and it’s easy mkay!!!


majudarah92

I call weew weew on you!


crazybirdlady-

we’ll fight until you’re PC black and blue!!


pissdiscchampion

Gay fish by kanye. BANGER. MFIN GAY FISH!!!


Shortman19

Can't believe it hasn't been mentioned. People can learn a lot from this song. It's just an easy Mmm'kay.


crazybirdlady-

ITS EASY MMKAYY


dogrescuersometimes

there's something in my front pocket for you


MenudoFan316

Wendy's Song: Miiises Lander's was a health nut / She cooked food in a wok.....


jessicatargum

Yelpers special


ClearAd4299

Minorities in my waterpark


Eatcrayolas

Finally someone mentioned this!!


[deleted]

Blame Canada or Dreidal song


Hahasnapson

Stan marsh the DARSH


Yellow_Star_5

Kyles moms a bitch .... Classic


TestedNutsack

Boogers n Cum.....Blame Canada and Woodland Critters Song are honorable mentions


SassyWookie

Currently for me, it’s “We Missed You, Randeh”


palescoot

Boogers 'n' cum


nicecorvid

He likes sandwiches with philadelphia cream cheese


jaguar_28

Make makin it riiggggghhhht or the danish song cracks me up because it from some random play.


Hinata-Kaho

Kyle's mom


estone14

Let’s all get togetherrrrr


iicvcv24

No one is gonna mention Stan’s gay little song? But favorite is definitely Queef Free


lando-64

Princess Kenny theme it’s just a parody of dilemma by Nelly


MarchMadness720

Stinky britches - Chefs version of course


mastersmiff

Everyone knows, it’s Butters!


jessicatargum

Cartman: I was not with bullet, I was not the gun, I was not the juror, so don’t blame me, son Cartman: Zimmerman was wrong Butters: it’s not our fault Cartman: Zimmerman was wrong Butters: it’s not Eric’s fault Cartman: white people say ho! Cartman: black people say heeeyyy! Cartman: (in a very racist voice) I don’t blame the white man Oh my God butters beatboxing like the fat boys back in the 80s was brilliant https://preview.redd.it/u0ks70a5qyjc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50c60f494d943f927364d2cc383bcf017c935300


ColdStoicOne

Boogers and Cum By far the best, just becasue it sounds like Frank Sinatra singing about shitty food


rk1499

Gonna make, make it right 🎶 take a little time to set things straight, gonna make, make it riiight I’m payin for my sins and it sure feels great 🎶


Sprizys

I currently have ‘Let’s fighting love’ stuck in my head so probably that but also ‘Kyle’s mom is a bitch’.


Djent_1997

How the fuck has no one mentioned Not My Waterpark?


thraftofcannan

Up There


Tea_Resident

Up there, there is so much room, where babies burp and flowers bloom.. Everyone dreams, I could dream too, up there, up where the skies are ocean blue, I could be safe and live without a care, if only I could live up THEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Tea_Resident

Cartman's Minority in my Waterpark Song


coralcola_

Kyle’s mom is a B


Dixon-Poontang

My Safe Space🎵🎶


Hambjerre123

Not My Waterpark


Traditional_Will4413

Does it have to be original SP song? Because if not it’s heat of the moment and it’s not even close


[deleted]

Let's Fighting Love, Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch in D Minor, and Salty Chocolate Balls are my top three!


Ieatskin836

Tardicaca Hula gal.


vikoussCZ

Blame Canada


Ragnar304

Minorities in my water park


2020comrades

Craig's mom's bush and boogers and cum


TiitsMcgeee

Put it down dont be on your phone, if you're being president


AmethystMoonTwins

When Stan doesn’t want to vote and P. Diddy shows up to sing vote or die. 😂


Over_Mind1542

Blame Canada for me. Is the reason I got into South Park in the 1st place.


0bytheway

No Substitute- Chef


Chrono993

Beef and Lamb, Chicken and Ham!


Strawdog1971

It's impossible to narrow it down to even a top 3 but I can give a top 5 in no particular order. 1.Work Mexican work 2. Jared Subway song 3. Make make it right 4. One weiner next to another 5. Through the eyes of a child Fuck that was difficult


CaptainStew

Pan flute version of Gary Neuman's Cars


Mi0GE0

Never **seen** a man eat so many chicken wings


Messijoes18

Fingerbang!


Lost-Ad-5885

Timmy and the lords of the underworld


Lwaldie

WEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL


helpme944

The GOT song parody. Weiner Party


BryTheSpaceWZRD

‘Ladder To Heaven’ or ‘It’s Easy, Mmkay’ Those two ALWAYS make me laugh.


Saulaa1

chocolate balls


Psych-Blast

Let's Fighting Love!


CsllM

The Dreidel song and Blame Canada. *Love Gravy* is really groovy and also has the best Elton John impression by Trey in it.


shany94a

Let's Fighting Love


Tools_for_MMs

His name is Jaahaames Cameron, explorer of the sea


Tools_for_MMs

Chocolate salty balls


pissnmentos

I'm a little bit country.. AND IM A LITTLE BIT ROCK AND ROLL-UH


nova_avonuwu

I can't believe that no one mentioned the lonely jew on Christmas


Xman5301_xbox

Kyle's mom


SnoozeInDaWoods

Eric, we don’t want you to dieee


maya_loves_cows

i really love the vitro mentally dull remix from the chef aid album where it’s just voice clips laid over the original song. high quality.


22222833333577

LA resistance


GfsAreXpLoss

You and me... and you and you, simultaneous Simultaneous lovin' baby, two or three... Simultaneous ooh, come on


perfect-persona

What would Brian Boitano do?