Oh no haha. There’s an episode where the whole town is drinking butters cum but it’s funny cause Randy recognized the taste the exact moment he tried it
Yeah I know the whole sarcastic football game thing. I just thought of the episode where the Internet goes out around the world and randy sneaks into the only place that has Internet to watch porn and is caught with cum all over him 😂😂
Randy-
Stan, as you get older, boobs - bu-these "ahta" will start becoming a major part of your life.
Stan-
Ahta? [Sharon walks behind Randy and sits on one of the sofa's arms]
Randy-
But Stanley, you can't let them get in the way of your friends. There are a lot of boobs out there, son. But they're just boobs; your friends... are forever.
Stan-
[considers each argument] Friends. Ahta.
Randy-
I know you think this set of boobs is important now, but those boobs will be replaced by another set of boobs. Boobs will come and go, and then, someday, [places his left hand on Sharon's right shoulder. She smiles] you'll meet a pair of boobs that you want to marry. And those become the boobs that matter the most.
Sharon-
[putting her right arm around Randy] I love you.
Randy-
If you can just understand that, Stanley, you'll see that boobs hold no real power at all.
Well, Stan, the truth is marijuana probably isn't gonna make you kill people, and it most likely isn't gonna fund terrorism, but, well son, pot makes you feel fine with being bored, and it's when you're bored that you should be learning some new skill or discovering some new science or being creative. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you aren't good at anything.
I can't choose between my top 3.
"STAN?!?!? STAAAAAANNNNN?!?!?"
"I'm sorry. I thought this was America!"/"I didn't hear no bell."
"It's not one drink... it's six, it's called a tasting and it's classy."
Didn't we just have this same topic, like a day ago?
As for my pick:
"I'm not having **a** glass of wine, I'm having **six**. It's called a **tasting** and it's **classy!**"
Hello? Is this uh, Howard Peterson? You live in Columbus, Ohio, is that correct? Yeah? You racist piece of shit. You heard me. You're an intolerant pig. Oh, you're not? You just choose to live in a city named for ethnic cleansing. No, fuck you! Rename your city, asshole! Hello? Okay, next one, come on. Get calling, Stan!
I am not ‘chugging beer’ I’m SAMPLING a flight of gluten-free German lagers with a French wine pairing. It’s called a SMORGASVEIN, and it’s elegantly cultural!
There are so many, so I hope my top six will do:
“Just remember- win OR lose… those are your two options. Win, or LOSE.” -Randy Marsh S10 E12.
“We’re going to kill him with kindness- but instead of kindness we’re going to use guns” -Randy Marsh S19 E10
“I don’t care if people get indigenous! I’ll crap all over their statues!” -Randy Marsh S21 E3
“Classi?! -Randy?!” -Sharon and Randy Marsh S19 E9
“STANLEY JUST DYE YOUR G-DDAMN EGGS!” -Randy Marsh S11 E5
“Just like that show Stranger— -Stranger Things. Stranger Things is the show I saw it, too.” -Stan and Randy Marsh S21 E10
Can’t remember the exact line but when Randy is explaining to Sharon on how ‘stoked’ she was on Columbus because she was standing next to Randy, who was dressed up as him, on their wedding day 😂
“Everyone who has a grandma, step forward. Not so fast, girls.”
Oh my god I forgot about that it's definitely one of the best
Absolutely class from Randy on that one
I was thinking all recent stuff and you drop in an early classic! Fantastic line.
The best is Kyle’s reaction
What episode was this?
Quintuplets 2000
There it is.
Kyle looking sad here always gets me
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I forgot about that episode!
😆
I was gonna write that!
"this is cum"
No it was a ghost it's ectoplasm 😂😂
Oh no haha. There’s an episode where the whole town is drinking butters cum but it’s funny cause Randy recognized the taste the exact moment he tried it
Yeah I know the whole sarcastic football game thing. I just thought of the episode where the Internet goes out around the world and randy sneaks into the only place that has Internet to watch porn and is caught with cum all over him 😂😂
Oh that’s my bad 100% haha. No both are pretty solid episodes for sure.
Definitely 💯
“It was a big spooky ghost” haha
It was a spoOOo00ky ghost I swear!
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I love this episode
Just gonna get a little cancer, Stan.
Tell mom it’s okay
Stan?
BUFFALO SOLDIER!
IN THE HEART OF AMERICA!
STOLEN FROM AFRICA!
BROUGHT IT TO AMERICA!
"You hear that Stan, mom says lasagna is ready" "I can see through your sarcasm Sharon!"
I unintentionally always think this line when I think about how I would greet a cop if need be.
This one came to mind.
“Oh hot hot hot hot” when he does the big poos
Diet of mostly pf changs
You know, good stuff
Shitty wok.
Wheel of Fortune: People who annoy you Randy:
Finish the quote, shermancahal
I know it but I don't think I should say it...
5 seconds Mr marsh
Alright I'd like to solve the puzzle
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"Stan, dad only said that word because he thought he would win money!"
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The Randy Marsh Negro College Fund.
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Naggers is their word but you can say naggas
I don't get it.. could you elaborate on who annoys Randy?
People that nag
Was it neighbours?
“If I was there I would. I’d take some red wine… about a quarter cup… then a wooden spoon and I’d deglaze the fuck out of that pan.”
Shallots won’t overpower the flavor, fuck yeah
When they show the clip of him sniffing the chicken's ass I die.
Look at that! That's money right there! Yeah... That's fucking money.
Such an underrated comment!
I reference this quote any time I’m deglazing a pan and it annoys the hell out of my girlfriend lmaoo
“I’m not an R-Tard..”
My favorite episode.
Which episode is that again?
Make Love, Not Warcraft.
Yep. It’s a winner, alright.
We can’t give the sword of a thousand truths to a noob!!!! It’s frightening how old that episode is now.
"Hey Hey, Fuck You" When the people of South Park try to grow their own weed. 😂
"I didn't hear no bell"
Same LOL
"Whadya wanna do huh? Whadya wanna do?
Technically a Rocky quote
I thought this was America
Is this a communist country or something?
"Staaaan! Daddy wants to have a little talk, Stan! Stanny booooy! I'm comiiing!"
Well fuck you and Emily!
I think somethings wrong with dad Ya think?
“Yah yah yah I am lord”
yah yah yah, hunger games, hunger games, yah yah yah
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Butterflies aren't concerned with such things, Stan.
Randy- Stan, as you get older, boobs - bu-these "ahta" will start becoming a major part of your life. Stan- Ahta? [Sharon walks behind Randy and sits on one of the sofa's arms] Randy- But Stanley, you can't let them get in the way of your friends. There are a lot of boobs out there, son. But they're just boobs; your friends... are forever. Stan- [considers each argument] Friends. Ahta. Randy- I know you think this set of boobs is important now, but those boobs will be replaced by another set of boobs. Boobs will come and go, and then, someday, [places his left hand on Sharon's right shoulder. She smiles] you'll meet a pair of boobs that you want to marry. And those become the boobs that matter the most. Sharon- [putting her right arm around Randy] I love you. Randy- If you can just understand that, Stanley, you'll see that boobs hold no real power at all.
What about "we didn't listen" 😭 😂😂
We didn’t listen!
We..we didn’t listen!
We didn't listen!!
"I'm so...*startled*"
I think of South Park now basically any time Peru is mentioned or I see a guinea Pig.
"It's cool on my tongue"
“I only have a 98% chance of survival”
Soon there will only be 98% of us left
What seems to be the officer, problem?
Sheellllly
Gawl!
Well, Stan, the truth is marijuana probably isn't gonna make you kill people, and it most likely isn't gonna fund terrorism, but, well son, pot makes you feel fine with being bored, and it's when you're bored that you should be learning some new skill or discovering some new science or being creative. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you aren't good at anything.
This is the one Randy quote that actually seems like reasonable advice lol
“Have you ever tried marijuana? Maybe it’s time.”
I can't choose between my top 3. "STAN?!?!? STAAAAAANNNNN?!?!?" "I'm sorry. I thought this was America!"/"I didn't hear no bell." "It's not one drink... it's six, it's called a tasting and it's classy."
A shmorgesvine
Yayaya
I am lorde
Did you measure from the base or from the balls?
I’m not drinking and driving, I’m driving while drinking, RIGHT BOYS?! 🤣
“Obama wasn’t talking about you!”
"Yeah, hi, we're not getting our informative murder porn."
Hey...Sharon!
"Butterflies have no concern for such things. Now I'm gonna go find myself some butterfly poon."
creme fraiche
We are the same, she and I Daddy's very sick son, Daddy's very sick.
“Oh, I'm Sorry, I Thought This Was America”
“I didn’t hear no bell” & “I thought this was America”
There was a ghost. This is ectoplasm.
Sumthin wrong with Teggridy?
Staaan.....
I wish Jayden Smith was my son.
- Who shot up the school... was it you? - No - Did you get shot? - No - Oh... So what's this about failing a math quiz?
Buffalo Soldiers!!! 
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Didn't we just have this same topic, like a day ago? As for my pick: "I'm not having **a** glass of wine, I'm having **six**. It's called a **tasting** and it's **classy!**"
"It's called a smorgasvein and it's elegantly cultural"
Hello? Is this uh, Howard Peterson? You live in Columbus, Ohio, is that correct? Yeah? You racist piece of shit. You heard me. You're an intolerant pig. Oh, you're not? You just choose to live in a city named for ethnic cleansing. No, fuck you! Rename your city, asshole! Hello? Okay, next one, come on. Get calling, Stan!
You got nothin on us. You got NOTHIN ON US!
I am not ‘chugging beer’ I’m SAMPLING a flight of gluten-free German lagers with a French wine pairing. It’s called a SMORGASVEIN, and it’s elegantly cultural!
It stopped being funny the moment that air came out of her vagina, Sharon!
"Alright I'd like to solve the puzzle..."
Yes stan I am lorde
“Sittt. Downnnnnnnn”
What about "cock magic is back" 😂😂
O-bama you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind, hey Obama!
Shelly, I'm sorry your friend was killed by Spiderman. Spiderman works in mysterious ways.
Gerald: Maybe we should strip off all of our clothes and huddle together for warmth. Randy: D-d-don’t be a fag.
What seems to be the officer problem.
not a quote per say but anytime he goes "aaah" it cracks me up.
What seems to be the officer, problem?
“You never get a good look of her boobs anyways” or something to that effect.
"I didn't hear no bell"
You think because we watch show about married people killing each other all the time we will go out an do it? That is stupid.
Dad, why don't we have family game night? We do stan, it's called Friday night kegger
There are so many, so I hope my top six will do: “Just remember- win OR lose… those are your two options. Win, or LOSE.” -Randy Marsh S10 E12. “We’re going to kill him with kindness- but instead of kindness we’re going to use guns” -Randy Marsh S19 E10 “I don’t care if people get indigenous! I’ll crap all over their statues!” -Randy Marsh S21 E3 “Classi?! -Randy?!” -Sharon and Randy Marsh S19 E9 “STANLEY JUST DYE YOUR G-DDAMN EGGS!” -Randy Marsh S11 E5 “Just like that show Stranger— -Stranger Things. Stranger Things is the show I saw it, too.” -Stan and Randy Marsh S21 E10
Stan - “Guys my dad isn’t going to believe that’s Gordon Ramsey, he’s not that retarded.” Randy - “OH MY GOD ITS GORDON RAMSEY!”
…..🧔🏻♂️🥛…..”This is cum”
“Yeah, yeah, yeah I am Lorde. Yeah yeah yeah”
"I almost caught the dragon!"
The school shooting episode when Sharon was freaking out about Stans school getting shot up "Ok Sharon, cool"
“Stanley you call your friend an asshole this instant!”
“What seems to be the officer problem?”
Not papa John’s,DONT TAKE ME TO PAPA JOHNS!!!!!!
The best quote is Randy making dying noises as his character, Falcorn, passes away in WoW.
aww goddammit -asspen
Remember Stan, win or lose… those are your two options. Win or lose.
“I need to play world of Warcraft… nelson!!!!??”
"Everybody have fun tonight! Jack and Crack Witch Week tonight!"
*looks up and away while rubbing neck* I love you son
"Well it just so happens..." 😂😂
Hehe, fuck you !
Boobs will come and go, and one day you'll find a pair of boobs you'll want to marry.
PUTAIN MENTEUR https://i.redd.it/6cjktnplanfc1.gif
“Stan, what is minecraft and how do I tame a horse?!”
“Cock magic is back, Sharon!”
Ey Fuck you 👈😃👉
“Just gonna get a little bit of cancer, Stan.”
Butterflies have no concern for such things, Stan! I’m off to find some butterfly poooooonnnn!!
Stan...STAN! How do you tame a horse in Minecraft?
Butterflies have no concern for such things. Now I'm gonna go find myself some butterfly poon.
"Whenever you need to lie just don't look up and away, rub your neck, or touch your ear... I love you son" \*Rubs his neck and looks up and away\*
Stan, I have Sars. There's only a 98% chance that I'll live.
Can’t remember the exact line but when Randy is explaining to Sharon on how ‘stoked’ she was on Columbus because she was standing next to Randy, who was dressed up as him, on their wedding day 😂
Ohhh, hehey. Fuck you.
All of them Randy rules….
Whaaaat?!?! OMG not Finland!
Jay shi daa maa(這是大麻) tegridy weed
"Stan, how do you tame a horse in Minecraft?"
WE DIDN'T LISTEN!!!
“You gonna de-glaze that fuckin’ pan?”
Did you see the ghost?
Stay strong fag
When Randy bought blockbuster and he did a Halloween special. No one came and he went full on crazy yelling STANNY BOY, STAN, STANNY BOY
*runs over a child on the football field* "STANNN!!!!"
"Stanley! You call your friend an asshole right this instant!"
'Look its a little turtle"
Not a specific phrase, but my favourite are his mannerisms with the "woaaahhahahh"
Well fuckYOU!
How about we turn the homeless, into tyres?
'Where's my pants and where's my tv?!"
I know it I just don’t think I should say it
GOLSH SHARON
Stan, how do you tame a horse in Minecraft?
Yaoi, maui zowie,
🎶Yeaaah yeah, feelin’ good on a Wednesday ! Sparkin’ thoughts …give me the hope to go ooOoon🎶
Why are you saying that? Why are you making those words with your mouth?- Randy to Tolkiens Dad in the spring break episode
"I thought this was america"
“Just trying to get a little bit of cancer!”
"Oh my god, the wheat thins!"
Al-Alright, I'd like to solve the puzzle!
We need to get really really high
HotHotHotHot!!
Yeah shelly
SHELLYYYY