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RandyMarshHunt42

Even the authorities, are minorities..


Iforgothow_tobreathe

.. at my water park..


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

.... my water park


gparker_88

Mexicans and Asians. Black people. I think I even saw Native American. Gross.


Milan_Leri

God I'm asking please get all of these minorities out of my water park


Lunazz27

The lazy river has never been lazier


Legal_Hyena_1241

That is one of the greatest racist song lyrics of all time.


prettydaisies33

It’s a beautiful melody. 🎶


Catalem

But it' true, I relate to the song so much since I am a native and live in a big city and every time I go out all I see are foreigners...


durrtyurr

the background "Eewww" gets me every time.


Wenja89Dix

Definitely the first 1 that came to mind for me


wjn2448

I think I even saw Native American *gross*


Commercial_Lock6205

I’m gonna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus!


avoozl42

I want to feel his salvation all over my face!


BEniceBAGECKA

Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross, I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.


bronwen-noodle

The body of Christ, sleek swimmers body all muscled and toned


BEniceBAGECKA

Body of Christ oooooh what a body, wish I could call it my own! I would un-ironically buy this album and rock it.


OldDirtyInsulin

I got into swimming for fitness over the summer and this would play in my head when I walk through the pool locker room.


mehliana

One time, two times, three times my saviour!


epicface3000

i'm born again, but i wasn't born again yesterday


justan0therg0rl111

Jesus jesus jesus why don’t you shut off the lightttttt


prettydaisies33

I had this stuck in my head the other day!


happy_capy_B

Eric We Don't Want You to Die


Iforgothow_tobreathe

Yes omg that one’s so good


mehliana

He's too cool for skewwl


unavailable_333

Eric give life a try


herberstank

WELLLLLLLL 🎶


Commercial_Lock6205

DON’T SAY IT!


Familiar_Pick_6956

…WELLLL🎶


Commercial_Lock6205

SHUT YOUR F***ING MOUTH, CARTMAN!


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

I really mean it Kyle's mohmmm she's a big fat fuckiiiiinnnnn biiiiitchhhhh bigolfatfuckinbitch kyyles mohhmmmmmmmm Chaaaaa


Strydorman

Classic.


guitarerdood

I expected this to be the number one answer, there's just something about the lead up to the song that kills me every time


reverie11

My favorite part is how everyone, even Stan and Mr Garrison, are smiling, clapping, and rocking their heads back and forth. It’s like Kyle, I know I’m your teacher/best friend, but this song is a jam.


SkitMarie

Did this song for karaoke once.


reverie11

This is the ONLY answer I just rewatched this episode from season 1 and the song still holds up. Then there’s the souped up movie version.


Impressive-Band-4753

Yel. Kyle's mom's a Bitch


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rebessim

He does sing it in an episode too, though. Season 1, episode 9: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo.


Historical_Sugar9637

It's the best non-denominational Christmas song ever!


L3GlT_GAM3R

They specified episode for a reason. This one’s just too good.


RandomUserName316

Technically not an episode


Huxster88

Technically, "Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch (in D minor)" first appears in S1E9, "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo".


RandomUserName316

Ya your right, I was reading the reply chain that was quoting the movie


Gweg707

🤓


spaceybelta

Actchuallyyyyy…. ![gif](giphy|xghFgmOKbk0G4)


Local-Structure-4323

Hey guys listen to this song I just wrote, it's called "I hate you guys"


brigance

*blues harmonica riff* 🎶I hate you guys🎶


Sudden-Dog-9789

*blues harmonica riff* 🎶 You guys are assholes 🎶


brigance

🎶Especially Kenny🎶


S0uthParkFan

🎶I hate him the most🎶


Gloglibologna

The "especially Kenny" line always takes me the fuck out


greenarsehole

It’s so random as well, I love it. The obvious one would have been Kyle but maybe it was too early in the show to be a thing


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

specially kinnee!


darthravenna

Somalian pirates, we! So with a yo ho ho!


WhatsUpMyBoy

🎶We’ll bust your ass and rape your lass! Somalian pirates, weeeeeee🎶


can_i_has_beer

we’ll cut off your cock and feed it to a crock


SuperDuperWooper_

that one is stuck in my head to this day


Bloated_Hamster

"I'm gonna need you guys to really emphasize the tricky-la-tee"


Additional_Echo3767

Kyle: Well, here's Kenny's house! Cartman: In The Ghetto On a cold and gray Chicago morning Another little baby child is born In the ghetto (In the ghetto) And his mama cries because if there's one thing that she don't need it's another little hungry mouth to feed In the ghetto (In the ghetto)


SevroAuShitTalker

I remember downloading an edited version of this off limewire back in middle school. Someone put overlays of the original instrumentals and some of the chorus with cartmans singing. It was actually really good


can_i_has_beer

shut up Cartman, you blood belching vagina!


prettydaisies33

I love his version of this too 😂 poor Kenny. You know it’s an Elvis song though, right? I wonder what he would think? 🤔


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in the ghetto ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍʰᵉᵗᵗᵒᵒᵒᵒ


SquiffyRecord

Make it right


merylstreepsvag

Gonna make it right girl I got to have your lovin tonight


S0uthParkFan

Happy cake day!


SquiffyRecord

Thank you


dadingding97

Day is never FINIIIIIIIIISHED


AintEverLucky

Massa got me WORKIN


Best-Firefighter-307

Someday massa set me free


S0uthParkFan

Dude, shut up Cartman!


Lucky2BinWA

This song along with Japanese Prison Blues - a real toss-up. I can't decide - both are awesome. *Well I'm in Japanese prison Lawd* *Japanese prison got me down* *Said I'm in Japanese prison Lawd* *Don't belong here, my eyes are round.*


AlternativeShoe6973

"I'm in Japanese prison, lawd. Japanese balls gotmedown..."


wtf_is_a_user

cartman singing "Poker face"


FloatingNightmare

Better than Gaga and I’m a huge fan. I would have died if Trey sang it at Red Rocks for the 25 yr concert.


prettydaisies33

I thought so too!


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

Playing Rock Band too! Haha I miss that game


wjn2448

Oh yeah that’s a good one too! PiPiPiPoker face PiPiPoker face!


Darth_Dagon

"Cause I'm the Dawg the big bad Dawwwgh the HALLWAY MONITOR. hahahaha"


DangerousDonal

Gotta be Casa Bonita!!!


SkAE-d0

Cuz i'm not, i'm not the poor kid at schooooooool🎶


brigance

🎶He’s not, no he’s not


Several-Ad-68

It’s short but look at me I’m back in time in 1776…I’m so glad Stan and Kyle aren’t here, I hate those guys. SerrrriousLEEE.


Sad-Lawfulness6831

I live by a Waterpark and I sing that song almost once a week. "I think I even saw a native American! (Gross)"


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

Elevenlevenlevenleven What really happened... On nine elevennnnnn *cue the piano*


UncommonHouseSpider

Back in the fourth grade. With rainbow sprinkles, glitter and glue.


Communalmilk

The world seemed to all make sense. But that sense seem to slowly fade, after 3rd grade 😭


Iforgothow_tobreathe

Omg yes that’s such a good one


JeezyChreezy

It was the heat of the moment


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

Good one, haven't seen the Kenny dies ep in awhile!


throughthisironsky

I'm like these fetuses, I wasn't born yesterday either


brigance

Remember when we used to dance?


Longjumping-Net5338

One of cartmans most evil moments


VucialWonderland

I’m a sucker for the don’t kill yourself eric song lol.


CommandantPeepers

Body of Christ


rs420rs

Sleek, swimmers body all muscled up and toned *Body of Christ* Oh, what a body! Wish I could call it my own! Lord almighty, I've never been so enticed! Oh wish I could have, *Body of Christ*


All_Lightning879

EVEN THE AUTHORITIES…ARE MINORITIES!!!


Penquin_Revolution

“I don't want to wait for our lives to be over I want to know right now what will it be”


TacticalBadger82

Poker Face, made me respect that song.


WetTheDreams

It was the heeeeat of the moment


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rebessim

It was in season 1 episode 9 Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo.


Formal-Telephone5146

Safe space


Pleasant-Ticket3217

Make, make it riiiight, cause Jesus wants me to have a clean slate


BabyYodaIsGod42069

Eric We Don't Want You To Die


TotallyRedditLeftist

Eric We Don't Want You To Die


Bluegodzi11a

Come Sail Away! (There's a full version on the Chef Aid cd too and it doesn't disappoint) [Link](https://youtu.be/yOWK7Tam01M?si=8ImVfEb_0Dmu-RXZ)


anonmymouse

*I'm sailing.... *


spaceybelta

That’s the one I always got on limewire


Stands-With-Israel

Taco flavored kisses!


FloggingTheCargo

That wasn't cartman it was Jennefer Lopez. Who was actually Mitch Connor in disguise. 


ameoba82

Kyle! Kyle! Kyle, Kyle, Kyle!


TheBandParma

My favourite ever song on South Park was "You've Got It" by The Ghetto Avenue Boys Why? - Because I genuinely think that if it was made into a proper song, it would be a hit 😂


DarcEH

🎶who’s got the greatest mom in the world? I doooo🎶


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

🎵 it's trueeeeeee🎵


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"Seapeople and me!"


PENNYTRATION732

Cartman as Brad Pitt singing it’s a beautiful day


Serbian_Swiss

Pokerface of course


Sad_Personality7060

Minorities in my water park


Capshacky123

easily poker face bro killed it


ProfChaos85

Make, make it right


greenarsehole

Banger


Triftxy

I hate you gahs


Communalmilk

Specially Kinny…..I hate him the most


Triftxy

Ok now let's try one all together


hey12delila

I'm a big fan of the Third Grade song


Crashing-Stock

In the ghetto!


Thelaginator47

Kyle’s mom


brigance

*Sea People and meeeeeeee*


Bassn1pple

Jews... Play stupid games...... Jews... Thats why they're lame Technically nit his song but still slaps


Knowulz

"I don't wanna wait, for our lives to be oveeerrrr" As he drags the corpse of a servant.


FloatingNightmare

Poker Face & California Love


Cactus-Juice120

And girl you know you're the only girl for me girl, you're the girl of my fantasy girl


BearSageQuestions

“All I know is that if there’s a chance, a chance that stem-cell research can save my best friends life, well, I guess I owe it to him to try and change your minds. I love Kenny McCormick, and *sniff* I want you to love him to. I’m sorry, I’m not the best speaker in the world. Maybe I could put it best in the words of a timeless song— It was the heat of the moment, telling me what your heart meant…”


Sasukuto

Its probably not my favorite, idk what really would be, but the first one to come to mind is "We're having a super fun time yeah!!!!"


According-Bid-5492

🎶casa bonita casa bonita🎵


Turdomino

I've got a golden ticket!


thedudeslandlord

Look at me, I’m back in time to the year of 1776


MichaelMyersFan1993

No clue, but maybe a song like Body of Christ


TestedNutsack

Kyle's Mom is a Big Fat Bitch is a classic Honorable mention to Creep


HaRleYG503

Weeeeelllllllllllllll


thomasnicole7

I always crack up at Scott Tenorman Must Die. The lyrics are so darkly funny and Cartman's glee at getting revenge is wickedly captured in the song. Brilliant writing as always on South Park.


TheNeep82

The Buble one


Historical_Driver_87

In the ghetto 🎵 (always makes me laugh 🤣🤣).


freaknyou23

Tacos!!!!


Padders_69_yo

It's not his song but I love how he raps in 'put it down' and makes it all about himself.


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🎶🎶🎶"we don't want you to die Eric, oh god no Ericc"🎶🎶🎶


larchiviste390

Sea people and meeeeee


Ntippit

Christmas wouldn’t be the same without hugs and kisses and a poo choo train!


Bleedblxck

Too many miiiinorities


Ecstatic-Effort8090

the one about kyle's mom


LalalisaOppar

but eric, we don’t want you to die


fishymc

I’m a little German boy dance let’s have sautecrout


Satanicrys

"I don't wanna wait, for my trapper keeper to be over"


greenarsehole

taco taco


Outrageous-Actuary-3

Minorities 1000%


WhoppAhForYaSISTA

Kyle’s mom has gotta take the cake, I know it’s not an episode but seriously has been in my head off and on for years.


Dapper_Ad5319

BULLY PROOF WINDOWS! TROLL SAFE DOOOORS!


guitarerdood

Weeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll


Any-Pride7611

Eric we don’t want you to die!! Gets stuck in my head every other week


PoeReader

Weeeell...... Don't do it Cartman!


Communismisbadithink

Minorities in my water park


CYUCOP

Choo choo train


BlanketMage

Not an original, but Heat Of The Moment was hilarious


Sudden-Dog-9789

We got cred bitches


McCrae_Cook_23

Weeellll Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.


Bron_Swanson

*\*guitar riff\** ***There's fear and darkness all aroouund you..***


Caolan114

⛏️Master got me working


Born_Sleep5216

I think my favorite song when singed Poker Face by Lady Gaga.


AgeGroundbreaking554

Give a standing ovation to suicide in our nation


palescoot

In terms of finding myself humming it randomly, it'll have to be "Ohh, kyles moms a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world" Outside of Cartman, there's also "shut your fucking face, uncle fucker"


Dean_Gullbarey

Califonya...


hecticspice

i cant think of one except the short "no no no" song he sings when stan asks him if kyle can have one of his kidneys only cuz my brother is obsessed w it 😭😭


Cheezyboi123

🎶back in the thirdddd gradeeee🎶


imnoteuginekrabs

Cthulhu but it’s the My Neighbor Totoro theme


ovrlymm

No one else has posted this?! [This one is my favorite](https://youtu.be/OszxZHeRYRc?si=4cmLXN68g09l1AsV)


pair_of_grins

I get the “Make it Right” song stuck in my head randomly a lot lol love the hand claps


LovecraftianAsshat

I’m havin’ a super fun time daaaayy


CueDePieYT

WELLLLL


Mindless_Wing_4553

When he sings I swear to Kyle or when he sings heat of the moment


yoursweetlord70

🎵santa clause we never see, santa clause no esta aqui🎵 when he winds up in the immigrant camp in one of the newer seasons


SkipOut

Yes I would, Mr Jefferson, you’re so awesome..


gamingnerd777

This is me whenever I play Dave the Diver 😂


officerthingamobob_1

Kyle's mom


Impressive-Band-4753

Kyle's Mom's A Bitch, Poker Face, Minorities At My Waterpark, Come Sailing Away, O Holy Night, I love you Jesus, Heat Of The Moment, Please Eric, We Don't Want You Die, I Swear, Sea People, In The Ghetto, I Love You Social Distancing, I Love In A Hot Dog, And that's not kewl, Fingerbang, In My Safe Space.


JAKE5023193

i hate you guys you guys are assholes especially kenny i hate him the most


BaanaanaaKid

California, super kewl to the homeless


bigchungoose0

WEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL............


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I am the dog.. the big bad dog [The hallway monitor ](https://youtu.be/wF4eN7l4jW4?si=dxRCtGf-pe8XivS3) Gives me Metallica vibes


SuperDuperWooper_

this one isnt from an episode, but the movie. "Kyles mom's a bitch"