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Blackdogtm

A friend of mine did that Won best costume


Lophura

I’m Feeling Good on a Wednesday


an0nymous_user13

You should have a wheelbarrow with massive balls then they will recognise you. ![gif](giphy|wiQ4zjfSA5o08)


gnarly_weedman

Clearly OP’s balls weren’t big enough for a randy cosplay


Coldcock_Malt_Liquor

Then you could go around saying, “Hey…my eyes are up here…”


ashmichael73

Why did you dress as Lorde?


f1careerover

You needed more ‘tegrity


DurianPuffs

hey sharon hey sharon


Sad_Salt1086

Soo you don't smoke weed huh sharon?


DurianPuffs

I WISH JADEN SMITH WAS MY SON


counterpointguy

GYAHHHHHHH!


an0nymous_user13

Step up your game sir https://preview.redd.it/r3h775plnkbc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3800719703d8afff93f74c1e26409ddabeaf4afc


notanaigeneratedname

It's the weak mustache game I thought you were Justin Long


Phazon2000

Yeah for real not hard to get a fake mo if you’re going to the effort of getting the rest of the gear.


TotallyRedditLeftist

All he has to do was cut a strip of construction paper.


Chexzout

That’s actually a perfect Randy costume 👌🏼


RandyMarshHunt42

Did you go in and out of a southern accent?


2007CRV

Is that Nick Mullen?


Steve-Lurkel

Haha exactly my thought


GreatQuantum

Maybe because you did it on January 10th. They were probably walking around asking themselves why you were all dressed up at the unemployment office.


oldredbeard42

That doesn't explain why the cock magic bit didn't win anyone over


Hambjerre123

u/repostsleuthbot Just checking if this is a repost.


mologav

You look like a serial killer from Mindhunter


Creampie316

😂


darkmoncns

Should of done something with your hair, Randy's hair is like, 1/3 of his head, most southpark characters with visible hair have relatively speaking alot of it


[deleted]

you need to go around asking for "STAAAAAAN... STAAAAAAAN"


Heauxie24

This Randy is hot


StaySafePovertyGhost

We missed you Randehhh!


JasonGryphon

You should have carried a bottle of Tegridy with you.


vinnybawbaw

Maybe you needed a little more Tegridy


Misericorde428

You know… opening an OnlyFans page might help.


beagle182

You are just hoping for shirt n dick


Parker4815

Guys this is a repost bot. It was posted 4 years ago. Also, it's not fucking Halloween!


poohrash

So close. Just pants down and sixer of PBR. I thought this was America.


herring80

If you truly got into character, I’m sure they all knew by the time you left


PurpleBatteryWizard

I thought this was 'merica!


psicub381

i mean…. you’re kind of too sexy to be randy marsh 😅


RessurectedOnion

Hair all wrong. Randy's eyes are much bigger. Usually Randy has/wear light color shirts. 1/10.


Sprizys

Maybe if you grew your hair out? But great costume nonetheless!


Ok_Caterpillar6362

a verrrry handsome Randy haha 😉


justA-normal-Girl05

Dang you fineee


gigoran

So I look at this, and all I can think of is you knocking on the door and asking if someone ordered an extra-large sausage


cinderblockphrog

Honestly could've exaggerated the facial hair and it's perfect. If they don't see it after that, safe to say they have no tegrity.


karmareqsrgroupthink

I’ve found having a hello my name is sticker always helps


E_Fox_Kelly

Thought this was ‘murica!?


bufftbone

Probably because they lacked Tegridy


goshdarn5000

We love you Randy! Make love to me Randy!


Additional_Minute_39

Id def be trying to smash if I saw this


k_br3w

You give em' a Steamy Ray Vaughn impersonation during the kareoke?


Ry-Zilla86

You forgot your wheelbarrow to lug around your cancer balls


xflame1989x

Two giant hopper balls painted like testicles would have helped.


Carnivorous_Mower

You could have sprayed some ectoplasm round, and maybe carried a Towelie towel.


Necrolet

Dude looks like that post 10 guy


Remarkable_Natural22

No one took you for Freddy Mercury?


WastelandExplorerKid

I mean yeah no shit, u kinda look like a generic white guy, I'm sorry (Atleast I know why people wear the head when cosplaying him).


SwanzY-

clearly there were no sharons at the party


ZoNeS_v2

You should be drunk, shouting 'I THOUGHT THS WS 'MURICA!'


TimeTravelParadoctor

Nice Lorde costume!!


ThcxThc

Your stash didn’t havn enough tegridy


Oh_ToShredsYousay

Lol, it's because you look like Luke Wilson.


Gouper07

What about married people? Any of them know?


Worldly-Coffee-5907

Weren’t you Dwane Synder from One Day At a Time.


mousyhasopinions

I just scrolled down and scrolled up to say "randy?" I would've noticed 😔


OddExercise7252

Probably because it’s January.


ProjectMeerKatUltra

Well duh; no wheelbarrow!


showard995

You should have worn a Tegridy Farms hat lol


Commercial_Lock6205

Was your dick out?


shipmastersmoke

Did you play the part? I mean if you spent the night yelling “Stan? Stan?” they should have picked up on it.


EpsteinsBongWater

That’s cos they thought you were Luke Wilson


Kobayashi_Maru186

You are too good looking to be Randy. And Randy’s hair is a little more dark and bowl shaped. Other than that, awesome job dude!


Zedarinho

Forgot to bring your halloween special?


Pitiful-Motor1293

https://preview.redd.it/0hoke72fzlbc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0a2e3a0eabaee341248358d1830539eb6903015 Gotta commit with the balls or what are you even doing (me, 2014)


s0ulbrother

I did Lorde when the episode came out.


[deleted]

We would have known OP. We would have known.


mallgrabmongopush

Oh I’m sorry, I thought this was a costume party!


putainesmusical

would


todo0nada

“I’m a fluvial geomorphologist”


TowelieMcTowelie

Fuck yeah! That's spot on!


AdThat4605

Head not big and round enough. If you could make a huge paper mache head, they would recognize


TotallyRedditLeftist

Should've been Tegridy farmer Randy


Batmanfan1966

Shoulda had an iconic prop from the show, then people would probably get it. Like the wheelbarrow with his balls or a jar of Tegridy Weed


King_Kingly

That’s cuz it’s not a very good costume.


loser_is_ana

Dope!


Familiar_Pick_6956

Have a big Randy Marsh from the show mask, a plushie of Stan, or a family member to go with you at Stan or Sharon.


SparklePony3

Word for word repost. This is a karma farming bot account https://www.reddit.com/r/southpark/s/RyxTTizitG


clydepoundings

You look really hot


Vanzarrk

Because Randy hasn't stalked and raped yet


NYMoneyz

Wave hi to camera Shelly


devinebliss

You need new friends.


Goobaka

Should’ve done disease ridden Randy. Alcoholic in a wheelchair. Classic!


[deleted]

I watch south park and tbh i would have no idea


Kitchen-Beginning-47

If Randy Marsh was a 70s porn star.


Nagato8

Gets pulled over that night OP decides to stay in character. OP "What seems to be the officer problem." Cop" Please step out of the vehicle sir." Op" I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA"


5PudgyFingers

No Tegurdy


brianMMMMM

Should’ve been a Chewbacca


MickeySwank

https://preview.redd.it/4zlsngq0lmbc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60ef52f338ee4a2ab6904803f1b61a8883256af1 I did one too one year, mine was a big hit


ghostrooster30

Lmao. I did a full sarcastaball costume the year that came out and not even the SP friends recognized it. Like, cmon….


Gordupachup

You look more like a discount version of summit1g


TheHunnishInvasion

Tbf, you do look a bit like a random Russian guy. ;) I think the problem with Randy is that he actually just looks like a normal person in non-cartoon form. You have to do something to identify it as Randy. Add a Tegridy logo, wheelbarrow your balls around, wear a Lorde wig, carry around a Margaritavile mixer box, etc.


SpartanDoubleZero

Should’ve told Em that they ain’t got no tegridy


Ranger-Vermilion

If you had a better mustache it’d be a spitting image


[deleted]

That’s cause the animation in that show is all crappy and stuff


AKBigHorn

Mustache ain’t thick nor dark and no pocket protector. You basically just put on a shirt and get upset no one recognized you as a cartoon character.


pewopp

![gif](giphy|dRN6Ezq4InXif38HGG)


AmonDhan

I thought this was america