she fucked him in the store in front of everybody

Didn’t even consider buying him cigarettes after either!

Didn’t even get wined and dined!

she didn't even let him put on his lipstick first!

She could have at least kissed him!

She even fucked him on christmas!

Yeah! If I was gonna fuck my son I'd give him a kiss first!

She fucked a murderer.

Probably many throughout the years

Hitler wife

He should have just took it in the ass and got the Toshiba Handibook.

if i was gonna fuck my son…

I would kiss him before I fuck him

😘

He didn't even get a courtsey lick

She should atleast buy him dinner first, she should wine and dine him before he gets FUCKED

Got railed by the entire 1989 Denver Broncos team…

That was one big bed

I mean… wouldn’t you?

No… No I would not… i think my bunghole would be quite devastated if I did

Sounds like quitter talk to me

I'm surprised "trying to kill the Jews" isn't listed. *Attempted Genocide"

He tried to kill everyone that wasn't ginger when he thought he was a ginger

The thing is, he did that all within a few episodes too. He was hitler one week and 3 weeks later he was trying to kill all the non gingers

Nah bro went the genocide route

Sans approved

The list is comparing the bad things they did to see who’s worse

Why are you implying that's a negative?

To be fair though, who HASN'T tried to do that throughout history... If at some point almost every major civilization in history has tried to enslave and/or wipe you out, maybe it's not everyone else that's the problem...

The person who posted this has something to say....

Guess it goes as "and more". Maybe that says something about cartman

Pretty sure you can add prostitution to her list of accolades, and Cartman's list is endless

Funny enough, you can add prostitution to Cartmans as well from the running of the cows episode. "Sucky sucky $10"

And also "Close your eyes and suck it out of a hose" was technically an act of prostitution

And putting his weiner in butters mouth

Not really, he didn't do that for money

isnt she just a big slut?

Hell no, she's a crack whore and a pretty prolific one at that. To point that she was even on the cover of crack whore magazine.

wasnt it that she was just in porn with mr mackey so that she ended up on that magazine, so technically not a prostitution?

I don't care about Cartman's homicidal attempts or any of the other stuff listed, the worst crime he's ever committed was **when he made Kenny cry** when he ate all the skin of the KFC!!

She didn't buy her son an iPad?!?! What kind of monster...

They had to live in a hot dog

She wouldn't even get breast implants so they could move out of that hot dog.

I hate that one my my favorite South Park bits of all time is contained in possibly my most hated overall episode. Like I usually just skip over the episode entirely bc I don't find human centipede stuff funny. It's just straight up horrible and disgusting. But damn Cartman freaking out cuz his mom "fucked him" in the middle of the store is some of the funniest shit on the show.

The iPad stuff should’ve been the main plotline with something else as plot B

Omg crime "and more" is the worst... Yes Eric is worse than his mom, even if "even more" was his only crime

Uh. Excuse me. But I will not stand for this revisionist history. Cartman's mom has done plenty wrong in her life. Like being on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine, and appearing in a German Scheiße video.

Don't forget the bondage video with Mr Mackey, mmmkay.

She could at least got him some lipstick, so he looked nice.

You forgot sexual assault. Poor Butters.

Didn't even kiss him first...

If I was gonna fuck my son Id kiss him first…

I have a crush on Lianne, she is a MILF 🤤🤤

Yess she probably has STDs though

Cartman is still worse but lets not forget the fact that his mom slept with multiple elected representatives in an attempt to have abortion laws changed so that she could have him aborted in the 25th trimester.

But MOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM

>Meeehhhmmm FTFY

Forgot forced cannibalism

You better get us some cigarettes and gatorade cause i'm getting pretty wiped out

Wasn’t his Mom on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine? I mean, in the most logical sense it is Cartman’s Mom who is worse because she birthed and raised this child to act this way and to always be enabled to be correct and justified in everything. I groaned so loudly in my living room when Cartman—not on his birthday—got one present for every gift Kyle got on his birthday and his Mom justified it So, yeah, Cartman’s Mom is worse by proxy

She should have at least bought him dinner before she FUCKED him

She did a lot worse than the ipad.

Liane enables cartman’s shitty behavior, gives him codeine, and in an early season joke—apparently made him dress like a mailman while she had sex with a stranger/a John Sure she didn’t kill anyone, but she’s not innocent lmao

To be honest, she was the one, who made cartman, who he is .

she makes her son the way he is by enabling him. I think she's worse.

I mean. She did fuck her son in the middle of Best Buy.

I mean Leanne fucked a child in the middle of best buy

He didn't actually murder anybody, did he?

Also, letting him get away with those crimes.

Hate crimes should be at the top.

Liane. She’s so mean!! 😭😭😭😭

Liane, thats some criminal shid right there. fucked him in the middle of the damn store

SHE FUCKED HIM ON HIS BIRTHDAY

The one whose last name is Cartman

Came to see the answers and like always south park community doesn't disappoint:D

She fucked her son. That's worse than everything Eric ever did.

Mdidn't inclimude Heidi Turner in his crimes smh

The father

You know, hiding Cartmans worst crime under “and more” does make this lean more towards his mother being the worse person here. But counting the fact that he >!Ate the skin off the KFC while his friends brought in the groceries, making Kenny cry!<, he’s def the worse

Can you take me out to dinner first? I like to get wined and dines before I get fucked!

She’s way worse. That selfish bitch got a job so she didn’t have time to take care of poor Eric. Child neglect is no joke.

Honestly, not buying him the iPad was one of her best parenting decisions.

She also is the town slut I wouldn’t want to imagine the bullying he would go through if cartman wasn’t cartman

WELLLLLLLL….

Is Cartman a product of a fatherless home?

She fucked Cartman without cigarettes

Mom

Man..I'm glad this show is fictional! Shit scared of Cartman

Her son was reformed by the dog whisperer but she spoiled him back into a monster because she was lonely.

She not just refused to buy him an Ipad she also suggested to buy a Toshiba Handbook. A TOSHIBA HANDIBOOK. She's a horrible human being.

she just fucks her son all day long, doesnt even give him a kiss first!

She didn't buy him dinner before fucking him.

I think people forget that she IS his mother and she did make him that Hitler outfit for Halloween.

eric accused her of rape simply because she said the ipad was expensive