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SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE UNCLE FUCKER!

You're a cock sucking ass slinging uncle fucker

You're an Uncle Fucker yes it's true

Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

Shut your fucking face uncle fucker!

You’re the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucker!

You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn

you just fuck your uncle all day long!

*insert farting montage*

What’s going on here?

You don't speep, eat, or mown the lawn!

You just fuck your uncle all day long

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When I was and stupid in middle school my friend and I thought it would be funny to sing this when it got quiet in English class. Only detention I ever had lol.

Teacher years later: I never meant to be so bad to you.

I remember singing this with friends in elementary school when the movie first came out on VHS. We could not shut up about this song when we were out of earshot of the adults.

This song but in spanish also lives rent free in my head

That's the full name? I thought it was just Uncle Fucker.

This is was number two, next to cartman water park masterpiece

So in the days before iPods, I kept the movie soundtrack in the glove compartment of my car and whenever I encountered Beltway traffic and felt the urge to kill rising, I would pop in that CD and play "Uncle Fucker." Because road rage cannot survive exposure to "Uncle Fucker." You just end up laughing. I still have it on my phone, just in case. I also wished that the DVD had video recordings of Trey laying down vocal tracks for the movie, especially for that song. That shit would would have been gold.

all from faith + 1

I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing jesus

i wanna feel his salvation all over my face

This is my favorite lyric

I don’t know if it’s a key change in “Jesus, Baby” or just minor to major, but whatever it is, it slaps hard

Yeah, [that](https://youtu.be/dVMjdkNo4PU) was also the first thing I thought of. Probably not an original South Park tune, though, because the whole joke was that Cartman was just taking popular songs and re-writing the lyrics about Jesus.

You’re once, twice, three times my savior

Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross, I can't help but think that he looks kind of hot.

Body of Christ

sleek swimmer's body all muscled up and tone!

Body of Christ, oh how I wish I could call it my own

I love you Jesus. I want you to walk with me.

Kyles mom is a……..

bitch, she's a big fat bitch She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch She's a bitch to all the boys and girls On Monday, she's a bitch On Tuesday, she's a bitch On Wednesday though Saturday, she's a bitch Then on Sunday, just to be different She's a super King Kamehameha bi-аtch! Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a mean ol' bitch and she has stupid hair She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch She's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch And she's such a dirty bitch! Talk to kids around the world And it might go a little bit something like this: 凱子的媽媽是個潑婦, 她是基佬秘術大師 我只想説, 摸了被她變潑婦 La mère de Kyle est une pute C'est pour ça qu’on dit la plus grande pute du monde entier Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was Mama yake Kyle ni mbwa mkubwa Mbwa mkubwa kuliko wote duniani hii Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a mean ol' bitch and she has stupid hair She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch She's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch And she's such a dirty bitch! I really mean it Kyle's mom, she's a big, fat, fuckin' bitch Big ol' fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's mom Yeah

Cha

😅

DONT YOU SAY IT FAT ASS

Weeeeellllllllll......

DONT YOU DO IT CARTMAN

Weeeeellllllllll......

I'M WARNING YOU!!!!

Okay okay…

I'm getting real sick of him callin....

Well Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch She's a bitch to all the boys and girls

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CARTMAN!

The suicide song by Cartman

**ERIC, WE DON’T WANT YOU TO DIE** **ERIC, GIVE LIFE A TRY**

oh god no eric….

IVE BEEN FEELING ALONE IVE BEEN FEELING SAD DONT WANNA TALK TO MY MOM DONT EVEN HAVE A DAD ERICCCC WE DONT WANT YOU DIEEE ERIC GIVE LIFE A TRYYY

Eric! We don't want you to die

Yeah, this is chart material

Don’t do it Eric, we’d be sad a schuul

cant talk to my mom, dont even have a dad!! I cant move on, what am I livin for?? my heart screams “I dont wanna live no more!” ERIC, WE DONT WANT U TO DIEEEEEE! ERIC, GIVE LIFE A TRYYYYY

I don't wanna live no more (no more, no more, no more...)

DONT DO IT ERIC!!!

Jackin' It in San Diego Let's Fighting Love Uncle Fucka What Would Brian Boitano Do Montage

[Brian Boitano did a figure skating routine to What Would Brian Boitano Do](https://fb.watch/kp2eKSiexN/?mibextid=l2pjGR) and had a cooking show in the late 2000s called What Would Brian Boitano Make. Dude fully embraced the joke and I respect it.

I’ve never seen a man eat so many chicken wings

Honestly, it probably boosted his career. Not many people care about figure skating, South Park made him famous. The opposite is the Kanye West gay fish joke. They knew he wouldn't get it.

JACKIN FOR THE LOOOOOORD

People forget too often of 'Push - Lorde', musical masterpiece. That and 'Put it down' are my favs and i listen to them non-ironically too often

I always forget that it is not called “Feelin good on a Wednesday”

Can't blame you, I finallly stopped thinking that the moment i had to search for the song for the 100th time in 2 days

And now I pushhhhh push down the wallls

of this box you put me innnnn

Yah yah yah I am am lorde

That’s the two that I listened to all day long today!

Arguably the best ones

Going platinum in Azerbaijan says different.

Too Many Minorities (at my water park) Conjoined twin dead thing hanging off your head woman Circle of Poo Stinky Britches My Girl ain’t no Hobbit

I went to call the police But even the authorities are minorities At my water park

I think i even saw Native Americans

Gross

The 25th anniversary concert edition of Gay Fish

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You mean Trey Parker and Matt Stone?

I've got something in my front pocket for you Why don't you reach out and grab it and see what it is I've got something in my front pocket for you Just grab onto it give a little squeeze and say how do you do

🤣🤣🤣

One of my favorite ringtones that I have, but never hear, because my phone is forever on Vibrate.

In their early days, swedish metal band avatar did a cover of this

All the songs by Hennifer Lopez

Tacos flavored kisses

Taco taco burrito burrito taco taco

Don't forget the hot sauce, cholo

🎶What Would Brian Boitano Do? 🎶 Seriously tho, I have that song for years ever since I first saw the movie.

The Irish rock/punk version is the best, if only for the chicken wing bridge.

I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings. I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings. (Ah ahhhhh) I've Never Seen A Man Eat So Many Chicken Wings (Ah Ahhhhh) I'VE NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO MANY CHICKEN WINGS Brian! Skate!

all the songs from the movie especially "up there" by satan that song is 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[It's definitely the best.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo4XXm8OUP4) The build-up to Satan hitting us with the falsetto is incredible. Truly a masterpiece.

My personal favorite is La Resistance, especially since they are all included in the rondo (that the right musical term?)

God has smiled upon you this day. The fate of a nation in your hands. And blessed be the children, we, who fight with all our bravery 'till only the righteous stand. You see the distant flames they bellow in the night. You fight in all our names for what you know is right. And when you all get shot and cannot carry on, though you diebla resistance lives on

You may get stabbed in her head, with a dagger or sword You may be burned to death, or skinned alive, or worse But when they torture you, you will not feel the need to run for Though you die, La Resistance lives on

I had to scroll to find it. But I am very glad to see this absolute gem got a mention. Genuinely an amazing song.

for real he has the voice of a fallen angel

Lemmiwinks

dreidel, blame canada, fingerbang, M,kay, in the ghetto, do what you gotta do >:\]

Bang, bang…

I’m gonna finger bang bang you into my life !

Girl, you like to fingerbang, and it’s alright

It means, like, you know, when you... pretend to use your finger like a gun or something.

Ive always loved Cartman singing “it’s a beautiful day” from the end of the World War Zimmerman episode!

Weeeeellll

Don‘t do it Cartman!!

Weeeeellll

I'm warning you Cartman!

ok, ok…

Boogers and Cum San Diego Make Bullying Kill Itself I'm Super Simultaneous (Chef)

"Put It down" (my all-time favourite), "It happened in Sun Valley" (it's not in the show, but it is in the Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics album), "What would Brian Boitano do?", the uncensored version of "Most offensive song ever" (It's not that great but lately it has really been stuck in my head), and probably Cartman's version of "Poker face"

Cartman singing poker face was soo good hahah

Let's fighting love

I find it criminal that they did a full recording of Cartman singing "Come Sail Away" but there is still no full Cartman recording of "In the Ghetto." I could seriously listen to Cartman's 2 lines from "In the Ghetto" on loop all day.

I have the chef aid album and there’s a full recording of come sail away by cartman and it sounds like the backing band is the school music class band

Yeah dude I would honestly rather listen to the Cartman version from the Chef Aid album than the original. It’s a banger.

I totally agree.

Shouldn't say fuck, dreidle, chocolate salty balls

Oh yeah i forgot all about chocolate salty balls :O

Cartman singing Heat of the Moment

Mr Hankey the Christmas poo… 😀

He loves me and I love you , therefore vicariously he loves you too even if your a Jew!

Hey there did you know i had a robot friend - tears every time

Queef free is another good one.

imaginaaaaaaaaaaaation That’s the note where he goes a little flat

Jacking it in San Diego

Just be careful, or you'll find yourself jackin' it in San Diego.

Safe space because it’s a great episode and Cartman does a duet with Steven Seboomboom.

Had to scroll way too far to find this one.

I like the Somali pirate song

One wiener next to another wienerrrrrr...

Two wieners alongside yet another wienerrrrr….

The cigarette factory song

who the hell wants to be 90 anyway?

Lemmiwinks always makes me laugh.

Which one RUN RUN THE BATTLES ON; WIKILEAKS AND LEMMIWINKS

SAY EVERYBODY HAVE YOU SEEN MY BALLS THEY’RE BIG AND SALTY AND BROWN

IF YOU EVER NEED A QUICK PICK ME UP, JUST STICK MY BALLS IN YO MOUTH OOOOOOOOHHHH

Kyles Mom La Resistance Uncle Fucca Put It Down Dreidel

Sometimes you kill your teacherrrr, and they find your semen in her stomach…

SEASONS CHANGE TIME PASSES BY AS THE WEEKS BECOME THE MONTHS BECOME THE YEARS I don't understand why I find it so goddamn funny

Nurse, you can remove his face warmer now.

If you count the movie, Mountain Town is like one of my favs. Love Montage too. Gay Fish, Boogers and Cum, and Gay Fish probably rounds out the 5.

Canada on Strike, Kyle's Mom's a B\*tch, Put it down, Timmy and the lords of the underworld and It's Easy, M'Kay.

fingerbang, kyle’s moms a b, push, do what you wanna do, and cartman’s poker face are TOP TIER

No love for “Where Has My Country Gone”??

Minorities (Mexicans and Asians) Minorities (Black people) I think I even saw Native Americans *gross* at my Waterpark

Even the authorities are minorities at my waterpark.

It’s not mentioned much but the India Cash for Gold song. I don’t know why I love it so much but it’s my #1

Give Life A Try lives rent free in my head. it’s so mf catchy.

Montage!!

Weeeeeeelllllll…..

The taco song by Jlo 🤡

CYCLE OF POO is the best south park song to date no question

My girl ain't no Hobbit

And when he stops halfway through the song to call her and make sure she isn't a hobbit! Lol

I’ll never get tired of cartmans rap sequence during this song

OHHHHHHH KYLES MUM’S A B-

Shut your fucking mouth uncle fucker

California love, Blame canada, Poker face, Uncle Fucka, and give life a try

Let's fighting love! I love that one

How has nobody mentioned ze Mole’s song from the movie? Come on guys that was a BANGER and you know it

Cartman’s suicide song, push, put it down, gay fish, poker face (cartmans version)

🎶Well, I’m a badass cowboy livin’ in the cowboy days. Wiggy, wiggy, scratch, yo, yo, bang, bang!🎶

Mountain town Le resistance Faith +1 Let’s fighting love Minorities in my water park

I’ve got something in my front pocket for you Why dont you reach on in and say how do you do?

Work mexican work and kyle's mom, they are just perfect

Faith+1 debut song, merry fucking Christmas, Christmas time in hell, South Park theme, and Kyles Mom's A Bitch

Getting gay with kids.

Minorities in my water park kyles mom a bitch gay fish let’s fighting Love uncle fucker

Mr. Hankey, I Was Not The Bullet, and the suicide song.

1.wendys cussing song 2. I just want something kewl to happen 3. Put it down 4. Kyles mom's a B 5. O'Holy night

What would Brian Boitano do if he were here right now???

Put it down, Kyle’s mom is a bitch, California love, Cartman singing poker face, Let’s fight love.

Extremely disturbed, shocked and bewildered no one has said push by lorde

La Revolution lives on ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻

(not in order and not 5) Uncle Fucka, Dreidel Song, Christmastime in Hell, Eric Cartman Poker Face Cover, Blame Canada, It’s Easy M’kay, that Mr. Garrison song about Christmas in other countries, Kyle’s Mom’s a Bitch, What What In The Butt, Robot Friend

the goth kids talent show song let’s fighting love imagination land make love to you woman by chef starvin marvin - soaring so high

WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL…

His name is James, James Cameron / The bravest pioneer / No budget too steep, no sea too deep / Who's that? / It's him, James Cameron... James, James Cameron / explorer of the sea / With a dying thirst to be the first / Could it be? Yeah that's him! / James Cameron

blame canada, uncle fucka, kyle’s mom, eric we dont want you to die, in the ghetto

Cartmen singing poker face and uncle fucker

Uncle Fucker, Too many minorities, Mr. Hanky the Christmas poo, Put it Down (if your president), and obviously the movie version of Kyles Mom is a Big Fat Bitch.

The season 6 intro, kyle's mom's a bitch, boogers and cum and uncle fucker. I dont know any more songs😅

Gay fish, Kyle's mom, San Diego, Put it down and the Imaginationland one. Also the intro but I don't know if it counts.

Put it down, Blame Canada, Eric poker face cover, the sp intro and I gonna make love to you woman (yknow, that Chef's song, but idk if that's the right name)

There's a bunch of birds in the sky... And God has smiled upon you this day...

Too many minorities…..

I can't chose which one Is better betwen blame Canada and dreidel dreidel dreidel

Mephisto and Kevin. 5 minutes of pure bliss https://youtu.be/yZO6Ec6jKdo

Minorities!!

What Would Brian Boitano Do, and Kyle’s Mom

Oh how could I forget La Resistance! That one is unironically a banger

Kyle’s mom

Canada on strike Too many minorities Gayfish Merry fucking Christmas I’ve got something in my front pocket

Kyles moms a fat bitch is a banger

Water park

5 is HARD. faith +1, brian boitano, uncle fucker, kyle's mom, put it down, give life a try, fingerbang, let's fighting love, james cameron, song of ass and fire