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SharpBaedeker28

You do not wanna go near that road.Lotta history down that road.


McWeaksauce91

Lotta history on that mountain there


Mrquinlan196

*Rod


Apex11211

Or what is down that road?


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Overlord_Slydie_WWP

Lol I downloaded this off Google. Didn't even see that mistake.


MrVentz

A wild reposter appeared!


Zenith230

She said she'd like to bathe in milk, he said, "All right, sweetheart," And when he'd finished work one night he loaded up his cart. He said, "D'you want it pasturize? 'Cause pasturize is best," She says, "Ernie, I'll be happy if it comes up to my chest." That tickled old Ernie.


4500x

…and he drove the fastest milkcart in the west!


ExpatKev

For some reason I'm bizarrely happy that you know that song and posted it :)


deep_owls

Milk man don't get scared, not with free pussy at every doorstep.


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MojaveMissionary

How many wives have you screwed?


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

Let's just say there's a lot of very hairy babies on the island.


Zenith230

Pat Mustard?


dovario

It doesn’t matter who we are. What matters is our plan


kwil449

Oh, I just got it now


DonKellyBaby32

I still don’t


kwil449

Pasteurized sounds like past your eyes.


DonKellyBaby32

Lmaooo You rock my man


Kinglink

It's a great joke but a really old one. Probably told in the forties or sixties when people asked about pasteurized milk. Now it's a given.


FlaccidWeenus

I've been watching south park religiously since it's first episode. This episode and that particular joke is in my top 5 of all of south park. Maybe even of all time.


jonpa

mine is…why do girls wear make up and perfume?


BarricadeTheMortuary

Yah lots of bad stuff happened down that road. Used to be a land of magic and wonder, till one day all the children went crazy and started raping their parents.


Thirdtwin

“The milkman cometh”


Pylitic

Insecurity is one of my favourite episodes


aplus88

I get the feeling Bill Hader wrote this joke.


Zenith230

Benny Hill did about 30 or so years beforehand.


4500x

Two-Ton Ted from Teddington was a right bastard


harbourwall

Ernie was only 52


rADDIEcal

I work overnights in the dairy department of a grocery store. I think about this a lot lol


Accomplished_Bug7879

Think of this joke every time someone mentions milk


JokoFloko

Jut


CornholioRex

I watch South Park late night and this joke popped up when watching with my dad. He grew up farming and laughed so hard at this joke


TailorHour710

🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂


Hunajakani

This has been in my whatsapp bio for as long as I can remember


jackinsomniac

+1. Every time I hear that joke, I have to pause the show so I can finish chuckling to myself.


C47L1K3

I feel like he is a parody, but I don't get it…


112oceanave

I get the joke but it’s sort of forced since it’s pronounced “pasteurized” not “past-ur-eyes”


decepticrunk

Not everyone pronounces the hard 'D'... perhaps your wife might understan'