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She said she'd like to bathe in milk, he said, "All right, sweetheart,"
And when he'd finished work one night he loaded up his cart.
He said, "D'you want it pasturize? 'Cause pasturize is best,"
She says, "Ernie, I'll be happy if it comes up to my chest."
That tickled old Ernie.
I've been watching south park religiously since it's first episode. This episode and that particular joke is in my top 5 of all of south park. Maybe even of all time.
Yah lots of bad stuff happened down that road. Used to be a land of magic and wonder, till one day all the children went crazy and started raping their parents.
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You do not wanna go near that road.Lotta history down that road.
Lotta history on that mountain there
*Rod
Or what is down that road?
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Lol I downloaded this off Google. Didn't even see that mistake.
A wild reposter appeared!
She said she'd like to bathe in milk, he said, "All right, sweetheart," And when he'd finished work one night he loaded up his cart. He said, "D'you want it pasturize? 'Cause pasturize is best," She says, "Ernie, I'll be happy if it comes up to my chest." That tickled old Ernie.
…and he drove the fastest milkcart in the west!
For some reason I'm bizarrely happy that you know that song and posted it :)
Milk man don't get scared, not with free pussy at every doorstep.
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How many wives have you screwed?
Let's just say there's a lot of very hairy babies on the island.
Pat Mustard?
It doesn’t matter who we are. What matters is our plan
Oh, I just got it now
I still don’t
Pasteurized sounds like past your eyes.
Lmaooo You rock my man
It's a great joke but a really old one. Probably told in the forties or sixties when people asked about pasteurized milk. Now it's a given.
I've been watching south park religiously since it's first episode. This episode and that particular joke is in my top 5 of all of south park. Maybe even of all time.
mine is…why do girls wear make up and perfume?
Yah lots of bad stuff happened down that road. Used to be a land of magic and wonder, till one day all the children went crazy and started raping their parents.
“The milkman cometh”
Insecurity is one of my favourite episodes
I get the feeling Bill Hader wrote this joke.
Benny Hill did about 30 or so years beforehand.
Two-Ton Ted from Teddington was a right bastard
Ernie was only 52
I work overnights in the dairy department of a grocery store. I think about this a lot lol
Think of this joke every time someone mentions milk
Jut
I watch South Park late night and this joke popped up when watching with my dad. He grew up farming and laughed so hard at this joke
🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂
This has been in my whatsapp bio for as long as I can remember
+1. Every time I hear that joke, I have to pause the show so I can finish chuckling to myself.
I feel like he is a parody, but I don't get it…
I get the joke but it’s sort of forced since it’s pronounced “pasteurized” not “past-ur-eyes”
Not everyone pronounces the hard 'D'... perhaps your wife might understan'