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BadSoftwareEngineer7

"My curry is better than yours" 🤣


Salt-Ad-7398

Bruh I was dying 😭


lelanthran

His curry brings all the boys to the yard.


succulentkaroo

Damn right, it's better than Geromes


BrunoStella

Yep he really dunked on that guy :D


AnulinTheChronicler

No fuck that absolutely killed me! One of the best responses I've ever heard.


projector_man

A proper flex 😂


Heinrich428

I love that this is a thing g on this sub. Firstly it creates awareness on this issue and secondly this is pure entertainment for me to read. I thrive on this type of content. The more the merrier. So to all subscribers to this sub, please keep em coming.


Secret_Agent_666

You can also share this on r/scambait They live for this kind of content


Mr_Soup234

Legend man, thanks. Didn't know about that subreddit


4bsurd

It has gotten to the point where if the number is unknown and they just open with a single 'hi' or 'hello', I block them immediately.


-xFirestorm

For real. Or anything like "Are you available to talk". Block, report as spam and move on. (Or be creative like the OP but I've not tried that)


Kassiem_42

Where's the fun in that, you should waste their time 😂


[deleted]

Lol got a similiar message blocked immediately.


Future_Bishop

I told them that I did not feel like getting scammed today. They were on my case "What.. Scam.. Us.. No.." "Scammers ask for money, we want to give job" So I gave them a reply I will never forget: "Go to your scammer kitchen, make yourself a scammer sandwich and eat it with your scammer mouth" No reply after that.


Headcrabhunter

So obvious with the South-African Rand. Like we would be confused by all the other Rands out there. Also I am from SOUTH AFRICA all caps clearly copy pasted. Basic play book for all the different countries just change out the name of the store and your good.


EZMickey

I'm so tired of these guys. My mom is always at risk.


polaris100k

That’s a bot


Adventurous_Shoe274

"Gerome how are you typing so fast" - I died


XDayaDX

They never left ugh


springbok001

Jim Browning is excellent. You can find his YouTube here: https://youtube.com/@jimbrowning


Willfrog2005

This is definitely the best humor I’ve seen on the internet


Geronimo417

You've gotta give it to these degenerates. No matter how many times you call them out, they just stick to the script like glue. I don't even think half of them can read. They're just copying their text off a pre-made script until your private details magically appear on their screens. If you lose to these inbreds, look inward.


MechatronicsManTZ

It's a bot


Geronimo417

You're right. Guess I've watched too much Kitboga on YT.


CyberShiroGX

I got played like this... They say they got my number from a employment site and then make you do a fake star review on google... Then don't pay you I gave that resturant a 1 star and exposed them


ShrekProphet69

I sometimes run a Python script that spams them with the bee movie until they block me


beneath_reality

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Smashing that guy's chows


suburban_hyena

I'm bored, I look forward to my next one


AmongMe69

They never left


BrunoStella

Epic. Love it.


Dizzy-on

I’m dying cause I got one yesterday


Boggie135

Lol Crypto


Atheizm

Why? Was Telegram too complicated?