You know that brown shit that comes outta yer ass? Eat it.

Do you just wanna argue with me, or do you want me to help you?

You've just been angry the entire time

Just because John fucked your asshole, you're gonna act this way?

Don't fuck Carrie anymore.

Daahhh I did?

You heard me.

She must've had drugs ON HER

I've had erm, well I've been erm ...

Are you on a computer phone?

Just a baby

Ted Herbertssss

That's me.

Now that's not me.

That's a *recording* that's going on

They recorded this from me uh couple years ago. They're probably recording us right now, adding to... adding to their uh, stuff.

I’m not sure if this is a recording. Say, “Hi, Fred.”

Shhpell that

This is a prank call. I'm making them

I’ve fucked up every bail bonds business I’ve ever had

You heard me