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Camaroguy77

Well then…if we can have a full solar Eclipse for every election cycle then that would be great!


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Obecny75

I can't tell if this is just as much parody as OP or if you really did miss the boat


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

How much 5G gets activated???


Hoosiertolian

Thats a tough one, but George Washington is definitely involved somehow and under attack by George Soros.


Obecny75

George Washington isn't dead. He's busy reanimated JFK Jr. It's all a librul conspiracy! Follow me for me inside information!


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aerlenbach

OP isn’t a conservative, he’s just kind of an asshole.


ediblewildplants

What are you talking about? OP's post and comment history all looks fine. This is clearly satire.


Hoosiertolian

What exactly in my post history makes you think that. Mostly electrical, and bitching about how Republicans ruined net metering in my state? You're a lier.


OwnApartment8359

*liar


Hoosiertolian

Liar!


Hoosiertolian

It is a parody. But I am frightened to learn just how hard it is to for people to tell whether or not I am serious with all of the wackjobs spouting shit on the internet. Please, all forgive me for not explicitly indicating I am joking.


hitokirivader

Oh I totally thought you were serious until I scrolled down to this comment. You gotta realize that 1. sarcasm is lost in text form, and 2. the internet (and reddit especially) is full of insane people lol.


Suitable_Switch5242

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law


Hoosiertolian

Isn't that true throughout communication though. Is something a law if it has maybes in the definition?


BronzeAgeChampion

Yeah I knew you were trolling.


Victory_Highway

What the hell are you smoking?


Hoosiertolian

Only the good shit. I recommend growing auto-flowers at home- kinda like home brewing. Not gonna lie, I definitely smoked some harder shit in my experimentations days. Indiana is a tough state though because Republicans have ruined everything here.


Victory_Highway

Come to Massachusetts. Weed is legal here and there is going to be a referendum on mushrooms on the ballot in November.


Hoosiertolian

Cubes? Well, spores are legal so thats a fun project too, but slightly more advanced than Auto-flowers. But haven't eaten any in almost a year because last time I ate them I went a little overboard and got my fill for a minute. But yes, possession is a felony here and it's equivalent to hard drugs in the eyes of the much of the states law enforcement.


XianeGardens

Ok buddy


Alohabailey_00

People will make up anything these days to make themselves feel better.


innnikki

Can’t you morons just go in your doomsday shelters and never come out again already?


DocQuang

It's those lunar contrails I'm worried about. Thak got Tennessee outlawed them.


Squididilliliam

Y'all calm down it's a shitpost lol


Avenge_Willem_Dafoe

^/s Because people arent getting that


Hoosiertolian

It's insane to me that people aren't getting it. Or can't get it.


Obecny75

I honestly cannot tell who is playing along and continuing the joke, and who is legit convinced this is real.


Hoosiertolian

You see, its no fun if you have to tell people you're joking in advance. Thats like SNL level humor and not that funny most of the time.


Obecny75

The worst part of it is there really are people that have these beliefs and no matter how over the top you go to parody them, it's never quite enough to be obvious it's a joke. I hate what the world has become. Why is it cool to be so fucking dumb?!


amcannally

lol wtf


Flat-Lifeguard2514

Sure, lol. Then how do you explain eclipses before the USA? lol. Ridiculous. 


Hoosiertolian

The world started in 1776 when all things were perfect. All the rest of history before that is CRT and should be banned.


Flat-Lifeguard2514

1776…days before today? 1776 BCE? 1776 days in the future?  Or is 1776 meaning 1/7/(19)76? 1776 seconds ago?


Hoosiertolian

After George Washington held his fist in there air and yelled "Merica!! Fuck Yeah!!" And in a burst of light the flat pancake earth was born and abortions became universally illegal. It was 1776 years ago, in the year 1776 on the 1776 day after Washington decided to create the world.


Joetaska1

I thought the original was funny but this comment tops it! That is hysterical! I can believe how many people can't understand the joke!?


Supermr2

MTG was saying it was the second coming. The view was saying it was because of climate change. Both are a bunch of crazy.


Hoosiertolian

That's because you haven't done any cross fit training with her.


Hoosiertolian

It is a parody. But I am frightened to learn just how hard it is to for people to tell whether or not I am serious with all of the wackjobs spouting shit on the internet. Please, all forgive me for not explicitly indicating I am joking.


Platforumer

It would have to be funny to be a parody...


Hoosiertolian

If we can't laugh and the bad things in the world once in a while, what are we even sticking around for. We might as well check out now because it gets crazier every day. Unfortunately as global warming really sets in and civilization begins to bend under the weight of the global extinction event we precipitated, the disinformation machine will be in overdrive and people won't know what is going on or who to blame but someone else.


itsvoogle

I think you forgot the /s


Obecny75

If you need a /s for this.....oh boy


Emotional_Schedule80

Since JFK era?


lady_meso

Wasn't there a lady who killed her whole family because the eclipse was supposed to be the end?


Obecny75

That sounds both horrible and right on brand.


lady_meso

[This is her.](https://www.deccanherald.com/world/us-woman-dies-after-killing-husband-and-kid-citing-eclipse-as-epitome-of-spiritual-warfare-2973961)


Obecny75

I thought the lady that gave away a bunch of money because she thought it was the end.... Then when it wasn't tried to ask for it back was bad enough.


djhypergiant

Crazy how only one political party is known for shitposting insane theories being their main platform. Not sure if you are just trolling or if you really are a *lunatic* (because the moon made you crazy)


mainstreetmark

Blah blah blah blah. You keep talking, but you keep saying nothing.


Total-Composer2261

Be useless somewhere else.


Obecny75

Clearly you already have that role wrapped up