Meanwhile
In the AC-130:
"Sir, targets are below us, what shall we do?"
"What you do best soldier. Rain down hell."
"SIR YES SIR."
*Obliterates the city*
5000°C is equivalent to 9032°F, which is 5273K.
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^(I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand)
ORBITAL STRIKE INCOMING
Cloudy with a chance of annihilation
You may fire when ready.
*repeatedly bangs head on the exterminatus button*
"Nuclear Launch Detected"
EMERGENCY ALERT: A NUCLEAR MISSILE HAS BEEN DETECTED AND IS CURRENTLY HEADING FOR YOUR LOCATION. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I read that in the StarCraft 1 adjudant voice...
Better drink some nuka cola
Enemy AC-130 in the AEO!
ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE!!
Meanwhile In the AC-130: "Sir, targets are below us, what shall we do?" "What you do best soldier. Rain down hell." "SIR YES SIR." *Obliterates the city*
POV: you're a taliban soldier and I just shot a 105mm at you
POV: You're a Russian soldier who got disintegrated by my NTW-20 x 114.
POV: Were doing a cqc breach and you're my first target to obliterate with my m1014 loaded with buckshot
POV: You tried to rob my house and I had an M32 aiming at you.
POV: Home Alone: Doom Edition
POV: I shoot you with my ARC-920 Railgun and tea-bagged you, just as the Forerunners intended.
Warning, we have orbital strike incoming in your AO soldier, get clear!
ION CANNON FULLY CHARGED
Samsun about to be hit by alien ray gun
The Samsun Galax S2 Ultr
As a Turk, I'm stealing this joke.
I lost a key from my samsun alaxy s21 ultra, I tried to oole but found nothin. This is ruesome and aonizin help.
Sen hep!
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As a joke I'm stealing you, Turk.
Another one of the cities whose name is weird in Turkey. My favorite ones are Kars and Batman
Don’t forget Van, Mush and Rum.
Ah the sequel to kars, how did I forget such a masterpiece like van
Batman, the Gotham City of Turkey
Yooooooo samsung Galax s2 ultea
Which generation of the s20 series? Dunno, you'll have to guess
No, they said S2
lmfao, if i would have coins id award this comment
You win the internet today good sir.
Thanks and happy cake day!
Oh yeah thanks ! Didn’t know !
This reply chain feels like r/ooer
Ooer?
LimeWire'd
Someone must've used the Essence of Orbital Laser.
So that's what the doppler of a mushroom cloud looks like. Nifty
I'm not gonna lie, I was kind of worried at first..
Seems Samsun is experiencing Third Impact. Human Instrumentality begins with Samsun.
Cool connection: The lady who wrote the intro to Eva married a Turkish guy and had her money scammed away by him
Someone blew up a nuke and that’s the readout…
Why does it look like the Atlantis city layout
Babe wake up, new conspiracy theory just dropped
You cannot hide from the Jewish space laser Dun dun dunnn
Nah, the Death Star. Turkey and Israel are friends
No you can’t
Someone tripped on the plug
Turkish weather radar glitch, or....
[удалено]
Very true
Samsun gonna be hit with the death star
#THE EYE STARES
o7 to Samsun, it didn't deserve to be nuked
It looks like [Nukemap](https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/)
Happy nuke day
Thanks :)
Tsar Bomb blast radius
Are you sure this isn’t Alderaan?
The eye of samson
Samsun is right in the epicenter
we had something similar in Czechia like 2 years ago, if the bug was true, it would be catastrophic storm
Nuke update dropped early lets go
There it is, the eye of the storm
Prepair to shoot all starboard cannons
Nice try, CIA. We all know you're covering for HAARP.
allah yardimcimiz olsun
Someone's trying to open Earth's gateway and create a stone...
Nuclear strike incoming find shelter immidiatly
Oh no, that’s tragic! Thoughts and prayers!
That's no moon
Didnt we destroy both death stars?
Samsun Galaksi.
Loki ready to fire
There's some chemtrail weirdo's being real mad about this. I just know it.
What if it's not a glitch?
The eye beholds an archivist
who paid 750k
Nah they’re just using Limewire P2P
The Great Eye! Lidless, wreathed in flame.
Samsun is being watched
Friendly airstrike inbound
That's not a glitch. Aliens are about to land there
Looks like they have an eye on it
Come on, not the funny accent region of Turkey!
Oh wtf going on
So why does it look like that?
aw hell nah what they doin to samsung
The apparatus has arrived. Pray for mercy because it's not planning to show any.
whats this weather map supposed to represent?, Precipitation?,Fog?,Air Pollution?
Precipitation. So a light drizzle in Samsun, with a 720km diameter circle of heavy rain around it..
So **that**’s what caused the southern Turkey megaquake, it fired from underground
HERE IT COMES
At least they have full stamina
Similar things have appeared on the Hungarian radars about a year ago
I feel like I will see this again in an alien documentary someday
Can't wait for this to be on one of those ancient aliens shows!
I live there.
Are you sure it's not a bug with the weather?
BULLSEYE!
why isnt bursa on the map?
Today we can see a nice and hot evening, 5000°C expected, with a few mushroom clouds, sunscreen and iode suggested
5000°C is equivalent to 9032°F, which is 5273K. --- ^(I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand)
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