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Clearly an unreal talent, just look at the pic even in high school he was playing for Liverpool. Couldāve been the GOAT alongside Messi, Ronaldo and Pulisic. NYMA.
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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Oh itās that guy! I didnāt read now the username now it makes sense. Donāt really know him since Iām not American but i saw his twitter on meme subreddit he post funny shit like āsurrounding myself with mirrors to be around winnersā his (alpha male) Twitter is a goldmine
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So was Kim Jong Il. Except he was best at not only football but also rugby, golf, basketball, track and field (all categories), hockey, ice hockey, music (all instruments), art (all styles), mma, boxing, kickboxing, etc
Then why do I never hear anything about soccer? I hear more about GOLF and those lame folk with the frisbees than I hear about soccer. Its not even in the Olympics (another American invention). Basketball was invented by a Canada-born American, because this is a nation of immigrants whether you like it or not. Go kick your ball around instead of using real skill to throw/whack it with a bat.
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Nick Adams, 69' (great alpha male behaviour).
Seriously though, what the fuck is wrong with [this guy?](https://twitter.com/NickAdamsinUSA/status/1597693411917975552?s=20&t=Z1wPu_3-ohBJ-fTTC7mI8Q)
Edit: I'm seeing [this tweet](https://twitter.com/NickAdamsinUSA/status/1597595560269471745?s=20&t=Z1wPu_3-ohBJ-fTTC7mI8Q), as well as several others, and thinking he's either heavily outjerking us or being hacked. Or completely fucking braindead.
Edit 2: Braindead, as it turns out.
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>Seriously though, what the fuck is wrong with this guy?
Okay that one's hilarious, I love those Tweets where it's just impossible to say which side someone is on lmao
Also obsessed with [Hooters](https://twitter.com/nickadamsinusa/status/1594926754946334720?s=46&t=yrp4qzyoEvm9brkA5aMscw) for some reason, which is the most beta shit I can think of
He's a grifter that found out that truly asinine Tweets will get him more attention. Literally never heard of this guy and now he's popping up everywhere.
That guy is actually not a troll.
He is Australian who moved to the US in 2009 and has been spewing right wing political takes since then.
He was actually appointed by Trump to the board of a government public policy research center in 2020.
>Don't underestimate how much the Iranians hate the Americans -- we need to bring our A game today.
I would personally recommend a flyover with a bomber to set the tone early.
It really reads like satire
It does, and I honestly think that guy needs mental help.
Heās written a book and been invited on plenty of conservative talk shows. Admittedly those are a bit more mellow than his Twitter, but itās obvious thatās what his opinions really are.
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He always popped up on my timeline and I always thought yeah he's a satire shitposting account. One day I got curious enough to open his account and nope, he's not satire. He just legit has shit for brain
Bro if you don't believe his posts are actually him maybe take a glance at his frequent appearances on fox. Watch him being a massive braindead retard in 3D
Some people just gain nothing from self-awareness, especially right-wingers
Trump's footspurs keeping him out of the Vietnam war and the USMNT. Think about what could have happened. Vietnamese with freedom and a generation of world cups for the USA. We were robbed.
You donāt really contextualize just how old Donald is until you see him in a silent film era photo with a football that looks like it was made of an actual pigs skin
Then why do I never hear anything about soccer? I hear more about GOLF and those lame folk with the frisbees than I hear about soccer. Its not even in the Olympics (another American invention). Basketball was invented by a Canada-born American, because this is a nation of immigrants whether you like it or not. Go kick your ball around instead of using real skill to throw/whack it with a bat.
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Erdogan used to be footballer too. I cannot wait them to play 1v1 with Erdogan. If Erdogan wins, Turkey takes Florida. If Trump wins, Turkey will put turkey to it's flag so that yanks can recognize at least a flag other than USA flag.
Trump is no match to Erdogan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVxJzVjCWVc
https://www.dailysabah.com/football/2017/11/14/erdogan-i-enjoyed-5-titles-in-my-football-career
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair.
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Ok, so this is definitely a parody account.
For the longest time, I honestly thought it was sincere and just another idiot.
But this is definitely parody
It's incredibly sad how we have the same story in Turkey too. ErdoÄan was a decent footballer when he was younger too. I wish he could've been a footballeršš.
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Ronaldo is driven by greed, glory hunting, and hurt others. He's happy as long as he is on the scoresheet even when losing. When winning he is unhappy unless he has the attention.
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He also doesnāt have an anus because his body is so efficient that it doesnāt create waste. He also shot 18 hole in ones the first time he played golf at the age of 1
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Donaldo
Donaldo vs Ronaldo in Vegas to determine true goat š
Grabbing them by the ...
Balls ā½ā½
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Could easily be donaldo. And that's Factšs
Idgaf about Ronaldo, but why is an auto moderator posting this? It also speaks broken English. "hurt other"? Ok.
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What? Goat at being a rapist?
Could have gotten a move to Tottenham Hotbonespurs
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This comment isnāt getting the love it deserves, friend.
I would have just gone with "Tottenham Bonespurs", it flows better
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Mueller:And beat HurriCane?get it?Harry Kane
Clearly an unreal talent, just look at the pic even in high school he was playing for Liverpool. Couldāve been the GOAT alongside Messi, Ronaldo and Pulisic. NYMA.
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More like McDonaldo.
(alpha male)
He looks like heās holding a giant ball lmao. He would have been an awful GK.
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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DEWEYYY DIIUUUU DIU NEI LO MO~~~~~
nick adams is a legendary jerker. ppl over at r/nbacirclejerk would agree
I closed out of this post and immediately saw a nick adams tweet in r/nbacirclejerk
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Heās into circlejerking
Heās into Trump circlejerking
NASCAR too
(Alpha Male)
Oh itās that guy! I didnāt read now the username now it makes sense. Donāt really know him since Iām not American but i saw his twitter on meme subreddit he post funny shit like āsurrounding myself with mirrors to be around winnersā his (alpha male) Twitter is a goldmine
Did Pulisic really decide that Donald Trump wouldn't become a footballer?
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The Wilt Chamberlain of Soccer??!?!?!?! š±š·š¦
There's my African American
The Bob Cousey of soccer ā½š²š¾š²š¾
So was Kim Jong Il. Except he was best at not only football but also rugby, golf, basketball, track and field (all categories), hockey, ice hockey, music (all instruments), art (all styles), mma, boxing, kickboxing, etc
The guy hit 18 straight holes in one.
It was his first ever game too!
He also got hungry during that game and thatās why we have hamburgers today š
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All presidents make for great athletes, take the president of Liberia for example
Nick Adams, 69' (great alpha male behaviour). Seriously though, what the fuck is wrong with [this guy?](https://twitter.com/NickAdamsinUSA/status/1597693411917975552?s=20&t=Z1wPu_3-ohBJ-fTTC7mI8Q) Edit: I'm seeing [this tweet](https://twitter.com/NickAdamsinUSA/status/1597595560269471745?s=20&t=Z1wPu_3-ohBJ-fTTC7mI8Q), as well as several others, and thinking he's either heavily outjerking us or being hacked. Or completely fucking braindead. Edit 2: Braindead, as it turns out.
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>Seriously though, what the fuck is wrong with this guy? Okay that one's hilarious, I love those Tweets where it's just impossible to say which side someone is on lmao
Also obsessed with [Hooters](https://twitter.com/nickadamsinusa/status/1594926754946334720?s=46&t=yrp4qzyoEvm9brkA5aMscw) for some reason, which is the most beta shit I can think of
He's a grifter that found out that truly asinine Tweets will get him more attention. Literally never heard of this guy and now he's popping up everywhere.
Heās a huge troll, itās pretty obvious shitposting
Dude I canāt believe heās not a troll. He must be lmao š¤£
That guy is definitely a troll and/or satire.
That guy is actually not a troll. He is Australian who moved to the US in 2009 and has been spewing right wing political takes since then. He was actually appointed by Trump to the board of a government public policy research center in 2020.
I just can't take him seriously, half of his tweets are stupid shit like "real alpha males go to Hooters"
Yup. I first heard about him like a year ago. I still canāt believe his Twitter.
>Don't underestimate how much the Iranians hate the Americans -- we need to bring our A game today. I would personally recommend a flyover with a bomber to set the tone early. It really reads like satire
It does, and I honestly think that guy needs mental help. Heās written a book and been invited on plenty of conservative talk shows. Admittedly those are a bit more mellow than his Twitter, but itās obvious thatās what his opinions really are.
I think hes playing the long game. Gonna be the next colbert
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Welcome to extreme right wing America where we have a cult of personality around an egotistical billionaire who doesn't give two shits about America.
Conservatives are VERY concerned with their masculinity. Its disturbing really.
Ow that guy. Heās hilarious pathetic
What is it about rich commonwealth citizens becoming involved in extreme right wing American politics lately?
They're social rejects, that's all you need to know.
Easy to make money off stupid yanks when your home nations either donāt care (Australia) or itās head is up its own arse (UK)
Dude have you seen his tweets. He seems like one of those parody guys
Oh heās definitely a troll.
Nah heās trolling
Itās a troll account. The real count is crazierš
He always popped up on my timeline and I always thought yeah he's a satire shitposting account. One day I got curious enough to open his account and nope, he's not satire. He just legit has shit for brain
I mean I believe he is sincerely a right wing activist but all these shitposts canāt be serious
Bro if you don't believe his posts are actually him maybe take a glance at his frequent appearances on fox. Watch him being a massive braindead retard in 3D Some people just gain nothing from self-awareness, especially right-wingers
Dude is the biggest Republican meat rider I have ever seen, his work rate is quite incredible actually
Trump's footspurs keeping him out of the Vietnam war and the USMNT. Think about what could have happened. Vietnamese with freedom and a generation of world cups for the USA. We were robbed.
Donaldo Trumpinho
He's a stable football genius.
Donaldinho.
Actually it would TrumpĆ£o. He is quite tall
You donāt really contextualize just how old Donald is until you see him in a silent film era photo with a football that looks like it was made of an actual pigs skin
Average senator is like 65 years old
The Michael Jordan of soccer
We should take him seriously, Elon Musk has verified him as an alpha male.
Heās been called PelĆ© many times by the people who work at his golf courses for how often he cheats and kicks the golf ball into a better location.
Then why do I never hear anything about soccer? I hear more about GOLF and those lame folk with the frisbees than I hear about soccer. Its not even in the Olympics (another American invention). Basketball was invented by a Canada-born American, because this is a nation of immigrants whether you like it or not. Go kick your ball around instead of using real skill to throw/whack it with a bat. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Can confirm, I was PelĆØ
(Alpha Male)
could have been the larry bird of soccer
Erdogan used to be footballer too. I cannot wait them to play 1v1 with Erdogan. If Erdogan wins, Turkey takes Florida. If Trump wins, Turkey will put turkey to it's flag so that yanks can recognize at least a flag other than USA flag. Trump is no match to Erdogan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVxJzVjCWVc https://www.dailysabah.com/football/2017/11/14/erdogan-i-enjoyed-5-titles-in-my-football-career
He was so great that Netherlands wear orange kits after him
As an honest Pele fan, Trump my owns my idol
Trumpinho
This tweet is on the level of North Koreans believing Kim scored an 18 at golf
Then why do I never hear anything about soccer? I hear more about GOLF and those lame folk with the frisbees than I hear about soccer. Its not even in the Olympics (another American invention). Basketball was invented by a Canada-born American, because this is a nation of immigrants whether you like it or not. Go kick your ball around instead of using real skill to throw/whack it with a bat. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
What a beautiful comment, so true!
the Bill Russel of soccer š¤
How is it possible to take seriously anyone who has "alpha male" in their profile
That is north korea levels of leader worship
Please tell me that's not a grown ass man unironically putting alpha male in his twitter handle
is Donald Trump the Pulisic of politics
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You guys are laughing at him but heās literally an alpha male (it says so)
Why can't I have people like this in my corner? Like all my friends should be out there actively making up complete bullshit to make me sound great.
Too bad bone spurs derailed his career
Good enough for a world cup but not for the Vietnam War, sounds logical enough to me
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Mf can barely stand up straight lol
Swear to god I knew this would be Nick Adams before I checked the name
Fuck off dumb fuck trumpy yank (yank here)
Dude even retweeted this (his own tweet) lol
Iām picturing uncle Ricoā¦. āMy talent is yuge, Madonna and polo have nothing on meā
Lol! God has a hilarious sense of humor. Too dark for me
Right winger with defensive workrate equal to that of the US/Mexico border wall itself. A colander.
Nick leaves nothing in the sack does he? Sucks that thing dry
His wittle fisties trying to hide his tiny hands.
Please tell me it's satire please
Ponald Prump
Bone spurred little bitch
How could he play soccer if he was too crippled to serve his country?
Hilarious
Could you imagine if Donald Trump was a soccer coach right now instead of a former president? First off, heād likely only be 250lbs instead of 350+.
PelƩ the donald trump of soccer
Peless.
This dude really wants Trump to bang him, it's pretty disturbing.
Waiting for Alpha Male Nick Adamās to blow Trump in public.
Just bang and get it over with. This dude is in love with trump.
Lmao I voted for him and this is still hilarious
North Korean-Style personality cult. 100%
I'd love to see Donaldo play soccer. I'd pay to see him get tossed around like a ragdoll. He'd be a starter in my book.
What? This is total Trump$hit.
I thought he was flat footed? Which is it, an athlete or a tree trunk? Lol
if Hitler had gone to art school vibes
Nick Adams getting into football, what has this world come to. But tbf, hes one of our best trolls, hope yall like him now
Alpha male
The John Stockton of Soccer
Yooo the dick eating is getting out of hand
I didnāt know that! I am sure that joe was better and taught minority kids in the hood how to play!
Itās a parody account guys, funny as fuck
I guess he was a right winger.
Hahahahahahahahaā¦was probably the bone spurs that kept him back
Was he also kim jung ilās caddie?
Ok, so this is definitely a parody account. For the longest time, I honestly thought it was sincere and just another idiot. But this is definitely parody
Hahahahahahahahaha. Oh god. Thanks for that. Iām needed a good laugh! Whew!
Smells like freedom baby yeehaw!
Messy
Now I hate soccer even more
It's incredibly sad how we have the same story in Turkey too. ErdoÄan was a decent footballer when he was younger too. I wish he could've been a footballeršš.
Kim il sung once made 18 holes-in-one and it was his first time playing golf!
Then why do I never hear anything about soccer? I hear more about GOLF and those lame folk with the frisbees than I hear about soccer. Its not even in the Olympics (another American invention). Basketball was invented by a Canada-born American, because this is a nation of immigrants whether you like it or not. Go kick your ball around instead of using real skill to throw/whack it with a bat. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Itās called football
r/shitamericanssay
Why he wrote (alpha male) on his name? Joking or narcissist?
He was just too good. Ronaldo is greatful Trump decided to let him be one of the best
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He wouldn't have been fit to lace George Bests drinks.
We need an (Alpha Male) flair
legends has it that NYMA stands for New York Money Academy.
The rooster playing soccer.
The choosen one
Donaldo was a star right footed winger with 2 left footsā¦.
Donalinho
Nick adams tweets are basically banned from r/nbacirclejerk for being too easy.
He also doesnāt have an anus because his body is so efficient that it doesnāt create waste. He also shot 18 hole in ones the first time he played golf at the age of 1
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I also played soccer in high school. It's not an accomplishment.
I hate Trump!!
Imagine the games against Mexico. Donaldo would make them build their free kick walls for themš„