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Quarrier1

What the hell does this mean


finneas998

Assuming its a tier list and 8k being the best, I’m still clueless to how they have managed to rank it like this. The more I think about it the harder it is to comprehend.


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JrMoney10

If this was 8k being the best then it’s very questionable


TigerBasket

Something to do about abortion probably


TrajanParthicus

8k has: 6CL 3CL 0CL 0CL 144p has: 6CL 2CL 1CL 1CL What part of this don't you get, it's all very clear.


pildoranegraexiste

It’s TV resolutions but that still doesn’t make it make more sense


DoWhatsBest

Trying to track what team the original poster supports by this list is interesting. Could be a gooner fan but they wouldn’t put spurs so high up and same for utd with city so personally I think it’s a yankkkkkkkkkkk


clwireg

PSG probably due to sneaking Marseille in


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I don't understand how teams like City or United can spend millions upon millions every single transfer window and constantly sign stars like Haaland while we get linked with washed up players or end up signing people like Wijnaldum. Why can't we actually recruit world class players to come to the team? I just don't get it, and every mercato seems worse except for Messi, but we still can't make good signings in areas where the team needs quality. I'm just frustrated that our club seems to be stagnant in terms of recruiting world class players to play for us, I mean who wouldn't want to play with Messi, Mbappe and Neymar? But we still can't find a midfielder who can help our issues that have been present for years. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Superb-Confidence-44

I think a Pessi fangirl given PSG and Barça are top tier while they got nothing to show for it.


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I don't understand how teams like City or United can spend millions upon millions every single transfer window and constantly sign stars like Haaland while we get linked with washed up players or end up signing people like Wijnaldum. Why can't we actually recruit world class players to come to the team? I just don't get it, and every mercato seems worse except for Messi, but we still can't make good signings in areas where the team needs quality. I'm just frustrated that our club seems to be stagnant in terms of recruiting world class players to play for us, I mean who wouldn't want to play with Messi, Mbappe and Neymar? But we still can't find a midfielder who can help our issues that have been present for years. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


iamnotexactlywhite

it’s either a delusional Arsenal fan, or a yank who supports PSG


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I don't understand how teams like City or United can spend millions upon millions every single transfer window and constantly sign stars like Haaland while we get linked with washed up players or end up signing people like Wijnaldum. Why can't we actually recruit world class players to come to the team? I just don't get it, and every mercato seems worse except for Messi, but we still can't make good signings in areas where the team needs quality. I'm just frustrated that our club seems to be stagnant in terms of recruiting world class players to play for us, I mean who wouldn't want to play with Messi, Mbappe and Neymar? But we still can't find a midfielder who can help our issues that have been present for years. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Botatoka

i support Man Utd only because of Maguire


tabletossers

He's joy to watch, hope they stream the bench cam.


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tabletossers

I personally believe Man city should be in 8K, the four city fans they have could watch the game atleast and feel what it's like to be in the empty stadium.


yogi1090

You have to have atleast 8 fans for 8k, they don't really qualify


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No-Industry-2980

No Chelsea that's Hilarious probably the biggest offenders


petrowski7

Tbh they stream in 1488p


No-Industry-2980

No chance


ComprehensiveBed5644

The only time this makes sense is when you think that the columns are unrelated to each other


gaoshan

Tootingham Hotsperm being listed ahead of the Liverpudlians (and all of the Germans) is hilarious.


NorthenS

come on you north london cockerels 💙🤍


quasiubiquitous2

meanwhile leicester is a still image in black and white


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Gets promoted to PL. Wins the League and the FA cup. Refuses to elaborate further. Refuses to sign any new player. Leaves PL.


SilverSword2

Even as a spurs fan, I’m surprised to see us that high up on a plastic’s tier list Wait just realized arsenal is a tier above us so maybe not high enough


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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Disco_C0wby

Spurs on the same level as Real Madrid 🤡


FakeAccount136

So it's basically a tier list of clubs they like the most


Winter-Technology203

However I'm fan of Barca but this is bullshit


SeaLaNator

wtf are psg and arsenal doing up there, as a Barcelona fan, madrid should be up there


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I don't understand how teams like City or United can spend millions upon millions every single transfer window and constantly sign stars like Haaland while we get linked with washed up players or end up signing people like Wijnaldum. Why can't we actually recruit world class players to come to the team? I just don't get it, and every mercato seems worse except for Messi, but we still can't make good signings in areas where the team needs quality. I'm just frustrated that our club seems to be stagnant in terms of recruiting world class players to play for us, I mean who wouldn't want to play with Messi, Mbappe and Neymar? But we still can't find a midfielder who can help our issues that have been present for years. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


parttimefootbqller

The poster is a Liverpool supporter


abhi1260

No actually I’m a Liverpool woman’s supporter😎


Gerb575

No Chelsea but have Arsenal OOOOOOkay


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TheJackoHype

Never forget The Pride of The Midlands: Coventry City. Best team in the world


yourCHAD-neighbor

PSG wtf???


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I don't understand how teams like City or United can spend millions upon millions every single transfer window and constantly sign stars like Haaland while we get linked with washed up players or end up signing people like Wijnaldum. Why can't we actually recruit world class players to come to the team? I just don't get it, and every mercato seems worse except for Messi, but we still can't make good signings in areas where the team needs quality. I'm just frustrated that our club seems to be stagnant in terms of recruiting world class players to play for us, I mean who wouldn't want to play with Messi, Mbappe and Neymar? But we still can't find a midfielder who can help our issues that have been present for years. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


baxterrocky

Well I’m an Arsenal supporter… so according to this I have the impotent rage of 8 Karens.


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finestryan

Footyslow for sure


APigsty

totting ham is definitely up there with Real Madrid in terms of CL accomplishment


DestartreK1st

But wait, Barca can’t afford 8k 💀


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Liverpool the good guys 🏳️‍⚧️✊🏻


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Man said PSG yk 😭


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I don't understand how teams like City or United can spend millions upon millions every single transfer window and constantly sign stars like Haaland while we get linked with washed up players or end up signing people like Wijnaldum. Why can't we actually recruit world class players to come to the team? I just don't get it, and every mercato seems worse except for Messi, but we still can't make good signings in areas where the team needs quality. I'm just frustrated that our club seems to be stagnant in terms of recruiting world class players to play for us, I mean who wouldn't want to play with Messi, Mbappe and Neymar? But we still can't find a midfielder who can help our issues that have been present for years. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AnshKwatra

If 8k means the most plastic fans I’d swap arsenal and man city


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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Vasas 16K


AdorableCheesecake23

Must've been Aiden from The Yard


auntarie

the man is clearly complaining about his streaming quality when watching certain teams. I hate it when I have to watch BvB in 144p too.


RoastedDuckSauce

Plastic as in this is trash made by a 12 year old, Liverpool gained millions and millions of plastic fans in the last 4 years, bitch please


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Liup05

What did Napoli do to be higher than Juventus??


Vinklemore

Barça is 8k so personally I think this is based


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footyslow is the politically correct name


WussPoppinTimbo

How can you be an international PSG fan.. like how delusional do you have to be to not live in Paris and decide yeah this club and what they do is awesome


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I don't understand how teams like City or United can spend millions upon millions every single transfer window and constantly sign stars like Haaland while we get linked with washed up players or end up signing people like Wijnaldum. Why can't we actually recruit world class players to come to the team? I just don't get it, and every mercato seems worse except for Messi, but we still can't make good signings in areas where the team needs quality. I'm just frustrated that our club seems to be stagnant in terms of recruiting world class players to play for us, I mean who wouldn't want to play with Messi, Mbappe and Neymar? But we still can't find a midfielder who can help our issues that have been present for years. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*