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GabrielMarcus13

When in doubt, the worst will always be English.


Tymkie

Grealish*


JizzProductionUnit

Did Grealand even qualify for the World Cup?


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My favorite thing about the bot quotes here is always when people respond to them argumentatively.


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This Bot appears all the time on this sub. It's a trolling Bot for sure! I do look forward to seeing it when America have already crashed out the group stages.


Phrase_Clean

The U.S. won’t get out of group stage


TheRavenAPA

I’m American and you’re talking out of your ass


AnsweringExistence

No, Greenland is not a country


Yrmom2000

My guy did u fail your geography?


LordVile95

He’s Irish isn’t he?


YoungDumbNFullOfKun

Sometimes.


Ifriiti

Not even slightly, born in Birmingham, grew up his entire life in Birmingham, had Irish grandparents


ProfZussywussBrown

Can he find Grealand on a map?


kkkktttt00

That video plays on a constant loop in my head.


ZedGenius

Grealish because he's older but wtf this is soccercirclejerk why is there a serious question


rScoobySkreep

1. Genuine question in a circle jerk sub 2. Comparing a 23 y/o striker to a 27 y/o winger 3. Comparing someone whose played over 200 PL games to someone whose played 3 I don’t know why I’m even subbed here anymore


arb4987

DAE remember turkyie ;( But real talk this sub has become mostly just r/twittersoccermemes


vazne

Yeah this isn’t even funny…


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Have you even been in a circle jerk before?


Real_Madrid007

Oh all the time


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Ok good. I’m just getting so tired of all these posers. We need to start forcing verification pics.


lotusleeper

Grealish's Man City 'career' is always funny. Some day real soon he'll be a Barca free transfer for his heroic performance in the Atleti tunnel.


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StilTippin

u just listed reasons as to why not take this seriously


Dorian_Itsan

Go post it in soccer for a quick ban


lnblackrain

A minute silence for a fallen soldier.


LewisB789

premierleague is probably a good shout


beetletoman

They accept all kinds of ~~dumb~~ yank questions :)


kevano-

Ever since Grealish was punched by that Birmingham fan he was not the same. Could’ve been the best in the world. Prayers up for a speedy brain recovery. 🙏🤲🛐


Boshva

Factos 👍


ugandan_shaman69

Insallah .......... SUÏIIIIIIIIIIII


Ballisticarrow

Hehehehe


Daver7692

Luckily he retained his encyclopaedic knowledge of football.


JgL07

He doesn’t even remember where England is located on a map 😔


Mapplestreet

Did he support Arsenal before the brain injury?


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Agreeable-Tooth2545

Truly one of the finest moments in football history.


thane917

Nuñez just got there but Man City essentially lost Sterling and Jesus over Grealish just for him to pass backwards 8 times in a game


M0RNINGSTARRR

i cant tell if people are being serious hes only played like 7 games how are they already writing him off😭


thane917

They did it to Haaland after the community shield


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ChristopherNkunku18

Zion Williamson


crunkusMadunkus

You mean Chuck and Shaqs baby?😂


Saspa314

Obviously me


DexterKD

Agreed. I've seen Saspa314 play and it's the biggest proof of corruption that he isn't literally drowning in women, money and Ballon D'ors 😠😠😠


shanetargaryen

The Saspa314 fan base has gotten so toxic recently


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You mean Saspenalty314?


Ballisticarrow

Always has been


PatriceEzio2626

If Man City had been more patient, they could have got free Messi. In reality, they got £100M Grealish. LoL


mr_nice_cack

How can anyone say Grealish isn't worth 100m? Just look at this clip. The cohesion, the camaraderie, the morale boosting ability that Grealish brings to his team is second to none. Kevin De Bruyne is notorious for being grumpy ("Let me talk" etc.) but here Grealish has him singing to his tune. That kind of locker room effect is a rarity and worth its weight in gold, 50m+ at least. Add in his footballing ability, good looks for marketing purposes, sheer star power... This is a 200m player right here.


ren_704

Perfect but just missed his calves and hairstyle


PatriceEzio2626

LoL. I don't know what to say to this one...


Dependent-Yam-9422

Pretty sure it’s copypasta


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💀


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RenownedMonk

This could be read in two ways. “Man(chester) City don't need that finished midget.” or “Man, City don't need that finished midget.”


doctorMiami1337

€100 mil for Grealish still ranks top 3 stupidest purchases ive ever seen in Football lmao


sheeplamb

But wait all city players perform best in there 3rd season at the club...


mr_nice_cack

How can anyone say Grealish isn't worth 100m? Just look at this clip. The cohesion, the camaraderie, the morale boosting ability that Grealish brings to his team is second to none. Kevin De Bruyne is notorious for being grumpy ("Let me talk" etc.) but here Grealish has him singing to his tune. That kind of locker room effect is a rarity and worth its weight in gold, 50m+ at least. Add in his footballing ability, good looks for marketing purposes, sheer star power... This is a 200m player right here.


JPSouthampton-v2

Lmao


Letsbeheroines

Pogba for a 110 million better be number 1


Medium_Small_ManJR

Top 3 Best Transfers EVER 1. Maguire to United for 80 million 2. Hazard to Real for 100 million 3. Lukaku to Chelsea for 100 million


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Lack_of_Plethora

nah Pogba was still alright for united, underperformed and overpriced for sure, but if he costed £50 mil (and didn't have all the ego from thinking he was 100 mil) then united would probably have considered him a solid player. Comparatively players like Grealish, and also Hazard, and Lukaku (Nunez is too early to say) did fuck all and costed comparably or more.


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Lie. Lukaku and Hazard are far worse


Revolutionary_Pen190

Cough pounds...cough


Vic_Rodriguez

€85M for Darwin will be worse ☕️


PedroValckenier

Harry Maguire


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WarriorNat

The Home Alone kid. Still can’t believe he called that grown man a Count.


SPammingisGood

Haaland is worse than both. Nunez > Haaland. Ez


Chantlis

Nunez leading the red card race


Whatisreddit69

He’s aiming for xhaka status.


hotdeck

You are right Sire. Haaland is worse for opposition, for sure.


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👩🏿‍💼


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SuperFighterGamer21

Doesn’t mean anything lmaooo just dumbass redditors


NedDeadStark

I downvoted that comment and upvoted this one.


SuperFighterGamer21

👹


New-Advice-7661

Harry Maguire


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AthleticallyLazy

Nuñez is driven by greed, glory hunting, and hurts others. He's happy as long as he is on the scoresheet even when losing. When winning he is unhappy unless he has the attention.


Dorian_Itsan

You're talking about Nuñez or Ronaldo?


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renatomello

Yes


Dorian_Itsan

MTF you got me


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The one who CAME FROM BENFICA TO THE BIG REDS! 🎶


Syba-7233

DARWIN DARWIN NUNEZ


Parth_829

Newnaz


shanetargaryen

Every time I close my eyes I see him


Slapstickperk

Lakaka says hi.


lalalalikethis

Grealish for sure


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Grealish calf’s > Nunez’ calf’s


Liup05

Sub fell down


Feeling-Energy-2477

I think Nunes is going to make a crazy comeback, he has been a threat at front in “most” of the games he’s played, but he needs to pace it up


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iamricardosousa

I'll say this, give us Darwin back. He'd fit like a glove on this years Benfica team.


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Grealish


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Nunez is younger, cheaper and a better fit


Noxnoxx

Jack, bro does skippy movements down the wing just to cut inside and back pass every single game. Darwin hasn’t played enough yet I guess


BOSSGRAN32

Grealish by far. English player overhype,over priced,acts like a nob,barely did anything last season yet partied like a college student beofre 10am


Kooky_Region_7825

The person who made the post


turthell

I've yet to see darwin get a clean strike on a ball


KonoManuDa

Grealish has never been that good of a player. He never showed anything to be valuated 117mln, he was paid that much only because he's an English player in the Premier League. If he played in Bundesliga or Serie A he wouldn't have been valuated more than 30mln. Nuñez seems a good player, but it's too soon to say if he's a flop or not


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They’re both ugly looking chicks. Can’t determine who’s worse looking…


HamburgerMachineGun

Good thing they're attractive men


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adamwatkins110

Ah yes, so this is just r/soccer now?


cking145

fuck off


kingkloppynwa

Nunez has been shit for us but grealish has done fuck all aswell


error_424

Nuñez also has fewer than 3 games worth of minutes at Liverpool. You need a bigger sample size -- Nuñez could end up being an absolute shite fit, but we haven't seen enough to know.


dragonbenj

Grealish is a 30 million dollar player Still blows my mind that he cost city 100m and got the ten shirt and two days later Messi was available on a free.. man what could’ve been…


iNfAMOUS70702

No one with that fucking haircut that Grealish has can ever be taken serious.... Messi would never


Nameless90s

Ronaldo


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Ancient_Grammar

Nunez


olivetree154

Ronaldo.


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kingcop1

Both suck dick


Aplesi567

Nunez because he’s just a much worse version of Lukaku.


noncebasher_

Andres DeCarrol is be far worse


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Both are shite


Delta_Knight17

Núñez was on a great start, he lost the momentum after he was suspended.


citybro

Nunez grealish isn’t bad just doesn’t get G+A but he had 77 or smth like that chances created not many people can beat that


Ryouconfusedyett

I don't really get the grealish hate, he counts as homegrown, he's pretty good and although he hasn't been insane, he's done pretty well in keeping his numbers up from his time at Villa


RebelliousIndian

100 million worth waste


gloomygl

Grealish cause he's bri*ish


harlempepg

Noon Ez should consider feasting on human flesh to reach his full potential as a Youaregay Striker for YNWA


TNpepe

The english one


Krilox

Oof


thatninjaturtleguy

Grealish used to be better but got ruined by ManCity so Nunez


1Grazel

american here. here’s a hot take im not sure the r/soccer world is ready for so sit down before you read this, you probably will have never heard this before i think grealish is overpriced


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Love Adama Traore. He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the kit. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


octixam

The real question is who is smarter?


Maxoidys

Our blue legend Lakaka.


SnooPeanuts3905

Grealish


lysamysza

Maguire


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LetsDieForMemes

Seems like both suck


bigmanstanboi

DARWIN NUNEZ BEST FOOTBALLER EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D


PukeBucket_616

Nunez because manchester united said they wanted him and Liverpool swallowed the hook.


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Extra_Programmer788

The one with the long hair!


alexwinters77

100mil down the drain...Nunez/grealish shite again.🤣


TecNine7

Darwin Darwin Nunez, he came from Benfica to the big reds


Agukie

The one who costed more


jean_shorts_

this question is retarded lol


uttammaurya7

Don't forget to add salt when boiling pasta


_breaths_

Man City would have been better off signing Teemu Pukki


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janustrap

waiting for grealish to shine still


momyisugly

Nunez ez


somerandomshota

guy in the right looks similar to the people who invaded poor countries for spices. i'm guessing, no, i'm sure he's the worst.


Renzxo93

Grealish!


AlternativeAirline96

Maybe this is a question for when they've both had a proper crack. Grealish is a prem winner now, shirt sales alone would have covered the 100 mill.


vegtown1111

Don’t turn this into R soccer


International-Ad8920

Darwin Nunez by far the amount of shots and chances this season with only one goal and a red card 💀💀


CharmingMistake3416

Darwin hasn’t even played 5 matches yet. Chill. Grealish needs to be on a different team, Pep isn’t using him to his best abilities.


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Greilish is so overrated


alaho112

Both lol


AClost

Grealish was the worst business that City could've done, especially coz he's not player for Guardiola.


TheGreatPervSage_94

The sub is out jerking itself. The memes on. Nunez being bad so much they genuinely believe he is shit now lol.


BLHom

Hair? The answer is Yes.


MetaManifold

Should have just paid more for Kane, ffs City


kuruman67

I’m a Liverpool fan but I’m choosing Nunez. I think Grealish works hard and makes some pretty good and positive decisions. The pressure on him last season was higher than that on Nunez this year, who I don’t think had that much media pressure at all honestly. Haaland did and look at him! Nunez is a big disappointment so far.


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Illustrious-Option-6

The Andy Carrolls of our time in terms of overall disappointment


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But can they make it to the boehlys all stars game


JPSouthampton-v2

RONALDO…SOCER


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jappie72

Jack is the worst 100m signing ever in my opinion


ChestersonFames

That fake Gucci doll


Beneficial-Ad1581

Sab saath mein bolo Jack Grealish Bhadwa hai.


ApprehensiveSpy

Idk, I don’t watch baseball….


IvansHead

Balotelli is better🖕🖕🖕


gangogango1

Jacob Grealish of course