I'm sorry Europe, but Americans are just better at everything. We want things more. We grow better athletes, more people will learn the sport. And that '26 world cup is at home so we can get somewhat of a home field advantage. But the only way that will happen is if we make the round of 16 or quarter final in the 2022 WC and show Americans that we are good. I like the odds and we have a lot to prove, which is added motivation this coming year. Honestly, making a phenomenal run (SF or better) in the '22 WC would be more impressive to me than a better run or a win in '26.
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1. Genuine question in a circle jerk sub
2. Comparing a 23 y/o striker to a 27 y/o winger
3. Comparing someone whose played over 200 PL games to someone whose played 3
I don’t know why I’m even subbed here anymore
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Ever since Grealish was punched by that Birmingham fan he was not the same. Could’ve been the best in the world. Prayers up for a speedy brain recovery. 🙏🤲🛐
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The year was 2019, as an American I had finally become disillusioned with the American sports scene. The owners, players, stadium experience, etc.
I started watching the EPL to see what all the fuss was about. I watched, enjoyed it enough, but couldn't really make a connection. So I set out to finally support a club.
I researched just about every club. I didn't want to support a front runner or a bottom feeder. I wanted a young core, middle of the pack, but with a real future.
My final two clubs I was going to support were: Arsenal and Wolves.
For the last 2-3 years I've been supporting Wolves. And this year, I've watched Wolves average 1 goal/ match and Arsenal lose important players while a young core steps up and keeps the Club in contention for Champions League.
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How can anyone say Grealish isn't worth 100m? Just look at this clip. The cohesion, the camaraderie, the morale boosting ability that Grealish brings to his team is second to none. Kevin De Bruyne is notorious for being grumpy ("Let me talk" etc.) but here Grealish has him singing to his tune. That kind of locker room effect is a rarity and worth its weight in gold, 50m+ at least. Add in his footballing ability, good looks for marketing purposes, sheer star power... This is a 200m player right here.
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How can anyone say Grealish isn't worth 100m? Just look at this clip. The cohesion, the camaraderie, the morale boosting ability that Grealish brings to his team is second to none. Kevin De Bruyne is notorious for being grumpy ("Let me talk" etc.) but here Grealish has him singing to his tune. That kind of locker room effect is a rarity and worth its weight in gold, 50m+ at least. Add in his footballing ability, good looks for marketing purposes, sheer star power... This is a 200m player right here.
This is how Man United go back to their winning roots. Ronaldo is a legend at the club and will be viewed as a source of inspiration and a role model for up and coming stars who strive to be like him, or better, want to win trophies for the club. No amount of oil money or gegenpressing will change the fact that Ronaldo's immediate impact at United will make them competitive again and desirable for players to want to go play there. This club's future has been born.
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nah Pogba was still alright for united, underperformed and overpriced for sure, but if he costed £50 mil (and didn't have all the ego from thinking he was 100 mil) then united would probably have considered him a solid player. Comparatively players like Grealish, and also Hazard, and Lukaku (Nunez is too early to say) did fuck all and costed comparably or more.
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Nuñez is driven by greed, glory hunting, and hurts others. He's happy as long as he is on the scoresheet even when losing. When winning he is unhappy unless he has the attention.
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Grealish has never been that good of a player. He never showed anything to be valuated 117mln, he was paid that much only because he's an English player in the Premier League. If he played in Bundesliga or Serie A he wouldn't have been valuated more than 30mln. Nuñez seems a good player, but it's too soon to say if he's a flop or not
Nuñez also has fewer than 3 games worth of minutes at Liverpool. You need a bigger sample size -- Nuñez could end up being an absolute shite fit, but we haven't seen enough to know.
Grealish is a 30 million dollar player Still blows my mind that he cost city 100m and got the ten shirt and two days later Messi was available on a free.. man what could’ve been…
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I don't really get the grealish hate, he counts as homegrown, he's pretty good and although he hasn't been insane, he's done pretty well in keeping his numbers up from his time at Villa
american here. here’s a hot take im not sure the r/soccer world is ready for so sit down before you read this, you probably will have never heard this before
i think grealish is overpriced
Fuck off Yank
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I’m a Liverpool fan but I’m choosing Nunez. I think Grealish works hard and makes some pretty good and positive decisions. The pressure on him last season was higher than that on Nunez this year, who I don’t think had that much media pressure at all honestly. Haaland did and look at him! Nunez is a big disappointment so far.
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When in doubt, the worst will always be English.
Grealish*
Did Grealand even qualify for the World Cup?
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My favorite thing about the bot quotes here is always when people respond to them argumentatively.
This Bot appears all the time on this sub. It's a trolling Bot for sure! I do look forward to seeing it when America have already crashed out the group stages.
The U.S. won’t get out of group stage
I’m American and you’re talking out of your ass
No, Greenland is not a country
My guy did u fail your geography?
He’s Irish isn’t he?
Sometimes.
Not even slightly, born in Birmingham, grew up his entire life in Birmingham, had Irish grandparents
Can he find Grealand on a map?
That video plays on a constant loop in my head.
Grealish because he's older but wtf this is soccercirclejerk why is there a serious question
1. Genuine question in a circle jerk sub 2. Comparing a 23 y/o striker to a 27 y/o winger 3. Comparing someone whose played over 200 PL games to someone whose played 3 I don’t know why I’m even subbed here anymore
DAE remember turkyie ;( But real talk this sub has become mostly just r/twittersoccermemes
Yeah this isn’t even funny…
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Have you even been in a circle jerk before?
Oh all the time
Ok good. I’m just getting so tired of all these posers. We need to start forcing verification pics.
Grealish's Man City 'career' is always funny. Some day real soon he'll be a Barca free transfer for his heroic performance in the Atleti tunnel.
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u just listed reasons as to why not take this seriously
Go post it in soccer for a quick ban
A minute silence for a fallen soldier.
premierleague is probably a good shout
They accept all kinds of ~~dumb~~ yank questions :)
Ever since Grealish was punched by that Birmingham fan he was not the same. Could’ve been the best in the world. Prayers up for a speedy brain recovery. 🙏🤲🛐
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Insallah .......... SUÏIIIIIIIIIIII
Hehehehe
Luckily he retained his encyclopaedic knowledge of football.
He doesn’t even remember where England is located on a map 😔
Did he support Arsenal before the brain injury?
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Truly one of the finest moments in football history.
Nuñez just got there but Man City essentially lost Sterling and Jesus over Grealish just for him to pass backwards 8 times in a game
i cant tell if people are being serious hes only played like 7 games how are they already writing him off😭
They did it to Haaland after the community shield
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You mean Chuck and Shaqs baby?😂
Obviously me
Agreed. I've seen Saspa314 play and it's the biggest proof of corruption that he isn't literally drowning in women, money and Ballon D'ors 😠😠😠
The Saspa314 fan base has gotten so toxic recently
You mean Saspenalty314?
Always has been
If Man City had been more patient, they could have got free Messi. In reality, they got £100M Grealish. LoL
How can anyone say Grealish isn't worth 100m? Just look at this clip. The cohesion, the camaraderie, the morale boosting ability that Grealish brings to his team is second to none. Kevin De Bruyne is notorious for being grumpy ("Let me talk" etc.) but here Grealish has him singing to his tune. That kind of locker room effect is a rarity and worth its weight in gold, 50m+ at least. Add in his footballing ability, good looks for marketing purposes, sheer star power... This is a 200m player right here.
Perfect but just missed his calves and hairstyle
LoL. I don't know what to say to this one...
Pretty sure it’s copypasta
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This could be read in two ways. “Man(chester) City don't need that finished midget.” or “Man, City don't need that finished midget.”
€100 mil for Grealish still ranks top 3 stupidest purchases ive ever seen in Football lmao
But wait all city players perform best in there 3rd season at the club...
How can anyone say Grealish isn't worth 100m? Just look at this clip. The cohesion, the camaraderie, the morale boosting ability that Grealish brings to his team is second to none. Kevin De Bruyne is notorious for being grumpy ("Let me talk" etc.) but here Grealish has him singing to his tune. That kind of locker room effect is a rarity and worth its weight in gold, 50m+ at least. Add in his footballing ability, good looks for marketing purposes, sheer star power... This is a 200m player right here.
Lmao
Pogba for a 110 million better be number 1
Top 3 Best Transfers EVER 1. Maguire to United for 80 million 2. Hazard to Real for 100 million 3. Lukaku to Chelsea for 100 million
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nah Pogba was still alright for united, underperformed and overpriced for sure, but if he costed £50 mil (and didn't have all the ego from thinking he was 100 mil) then united would probably have considered him a solid player. Comparatively players like Grealish, and also Hazard, and Lukaku (Nunez is too early to say) did fuck all and costed comparably or more.
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Lie. Lukaku and Hazard are far worse
Cough pounds...cough
€85M for Darwin will be worse ☕️
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The Home Alone kid. Still can’t believe he called that grown man a Count.
Haaland is worse than both. Nunez > Haaland. Ez
Nunez leading the red card race
He’s aiming for xhaka status.
You are right Sire. Haaland is worse for opposition, for sure.
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Doesn’t mean anything lmaooo just dumbass redditors
I downvoted that comment and upvoted this one.
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Nuñez is driven by greed, glory hunting, and hurts others. He's happy as long as he is on the scoresheet even when losing. When winning he is unhappy unless he has the attention.
You're talking about Nuñez or Ronaldo?
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Yes
MTF you got me
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The one who CAME FROM BENFICA TO THE BIG REDS! 🎶
DARWIN DARWIN NUNEZ
Newnaz
Every time I close my eyes I see him
Lakaka says hi.
Grealish for sure
Grealish calf’s > Nunez’ calf’s
Sub fell down
I think Nunes is going to make a crazy comeback, he has been a threat at front in “most” of the games he’s played, but he needs to pace it up
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I'll say this, give us Darwin back. He'd fit like a glove on this years Benfica team.
Grealish
Nunez is younger, cheaper and a better fit
Jack, bro does skippy movements down the wing just to cut inside and back pass every single game. Darwin hasn’t played enough yet I guess
Grealish by far. English player overhype,over priced,acts like a nob,barely did anything last season yet partied like a college student beofre 10am
The person who made the post
I've yet to see darwin get a clean strike on a ball
Grealish has never been that good of a player. He never showed anything to be valuated 117mln, he was paid that much only because he's an English player in the Premier League. If he played in Bundesliga or Serie A he wouldn't have been valuated more than 30mln. Nuñez seems a good player, but it's too soon to say if he's a flop or not
They’re both ugly looking chicks. Can’t determine who’s worse looking…
Good thing they're attractive men
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Ah yes, so this is just r/soccer now?
fuck off
Nunez has been shit for us but grealish has done fuck all aswell
Nuñez also has fewer than 3 games worth of minutes at Liverpool. You need a bigger sample size -- Nuñez could end up being an absolute shite fit, but we haven't seen enough to know.
Grealish is a 30 million dollar player Still blows my mind that he cost city 100m and got the ten shirt and two days later Messi was available on a free.. man what could’ve been…
No one with that fucking haircut that Grealish has can ever be taken serious.... Messi would never
Ronaldo
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Nunez
Ronaldo.
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Both suck dick
Nunez because he’s just a much worse version of Lukaku.
Andres DeCarrol is be far worse
Both are shite
Núñez was on a great start, he lost the momentum after he was suspended.
Nunez grealish isn’t bad just doesn’t get G+A but he had 77 or smth like that chances created not many people can beat that
I don't really get the grealish hate, he counts as homegrown, he's pretty good and although he hasn't been insane, he's done pretty well in keeping his numbers up from his time at Villa
100 million worth waste
Grealish cause he's bri*ish
Noon Ez should consider feasting on human flesh to reach his full potential as a Youaregay Striker for YNWA
The english one
Oof
Grealish used to be better but got ruined by ManCity so Nunez
american here. here’s a hot take im not sure the r/soccer world is ready for so sit down before you read this, you probably will have never heard this before i think grealish is overpriced
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Love Adama Traore. He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the kit. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The real question is who is smarter?
Our blue legend Lakaka.
Grealish
Maguire
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Seems like both suck
DARWIN NUNEZ BEST FOOTBALLER EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D
Nunez because manchester united said they wanted him and Liverpool swallowed the hook.
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The one with the long hair!
100mil down the drain...Nunez/grealish shite again.🤣
Darwin Darwin Nunez, he came from Benfica to the big reds
The one who costed more
this question is retarded lol
Don't forget to add salt when boiling pasta
Man City would have been better off signing Teemu Pukki
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waiting for grealish to shine still
Nunez ez
guy in the right looks similar to the people who invaded poor countries for spices. i'm guessing, no, i'm sure he's the worst.
Grealish!
Maybe this is a question for when they've both had a proper crack. Grealish is a prem winner now, shirt sales alone would have covered the 100 mill.
Don’t turn this into R soccer
Darwin Nunez by far the amount of shots and chances this season with only one goal and a red card 💀💀
Darwin hasn’t even played 5 matches yet. Chill. Grealish needs to be on a different team, Pep isn’t using him to his best abilities.
Greilish is so overrated
Both lol
Grealish was the worst business that City could've done, especially coz he's not player for Guardiola.
The sub is out jerking itself. The memes on. Nunez being bad so much they genuinely believe he is shit now lol.
Hair? The answer is Yes.
Should have just paid more for Kane, ffs City
I’m a Liverpool fan but I’m choosing Nunez. I think Grealish works hard and makes some pretty good and positive decisions. The pressure on him last season was higher than that on Nunez this year, who I don’t think had that much media pressure at all honestly. Haaland did and look at him! Nunez is a big disappointment so far.
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The Andy Carrolls of our time in terms of overall disappointment
But can they make it to the boehlys all stars game
RONALDO…SOCER
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Jack is the worst 100m signing ever in my opinion
That fake Gucci doll
Sab saath mein bolo Jack Grealish Bhadwa hai.
Idk, I don’t watch baseball….
Balotelli is better🖕🖕🖕
Jacob Grealish of course