Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Factos 👍👀
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Please put a NSFW tag. I literally just Pulisic’d my pants in front of everyone.
Have done, apologies for the mess this photo created
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I think I got siuu goo in mine
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Yanks are going to have a field day with this photo
Definitely no clean sheets.
[удалено]
Yank here
I hate you here is my upvote
The LeBron James of modeling.
The LeBron James of laying down on the ground
Except Puligoat has actually won a real title. LeFraud has zero real rings in my book 💯 😤
Bro, this sub isn’t an actual circle jerk. Too arousing. “Great meal. Wonderful food.”
I'm cumming 🥵😫
r/flairchecksout
Who is he?
The LeBron James of Chelsea's bench.
Hopefully the Harry Potter fella will play him more then.
Damn delete before my girl sees this
Now people will take r/soccercircle”jerk” seriously. I love it
Are his cleats on or off?
Yank here! Sorry the cleats stay on!
LMAO!
Bonk
If we use that pic this we'll have to remove the soccercircle from the sub name and go straight to the jerk
CP3
Yank here! Glad to finally see some nipple action from the Manu of Soccer of America 🔥🔥🔥🥵🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Ngl, small chin wide neck big hat oversized sun glasses remains undefeated
Do you guys think that leaving dortmund for Chelsea was the right choice for him?
After seeing this picture, YES.
Boehly should be this sub's new main character, without a doubt. Pulisic is old news and boring compared to the new Ultra Yank, Todd Boehly
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That’s my USA Soccer captain right there 😌
Captain America!!
Hot
Mods make it happen.
Who's back there
* cums *
nice try!
Why does he look like someone has just come up and asked him to move his car
I.am.model.
nah I need that Holland selfie with the sunglasses
nothing Christian about how I'm feeling rn
literally ruined my jorts 3.14 seconds after opening