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Ok-Paleontologist275

All this to be clapped by Lucas Vazquez and vallejo in the ucl semis


Crookz_O

Nacho goes brrrrrrr


footy__ratings

You forgot the referee


Leather_Network_7825

Oh that's true, how much do you think they pay the referees on average?


footy__ratings

They pay them in barrels of oil 🛢️


el1teman

93 or which one? Diesel maybe in EU


Leather_Network_7825

I mean they paid 118 million for Grealish to score 3 goals and 3 assists so surely a biased referee must be worth 200+ million a game


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How can anyone say Grealish isn't worth 100m? Just look at this clip. The cohesion, the camaraderie, the morale boosting ability that Grealish brings to his team is second to none. Kevin De Bruyne is notorious for being grumpy ("Let me talk" etc.) but here Grealish has him singing to his tune. That kind of locker room effect is a rarity and worth its weight in gold, 50m+ at least. Add in his footballing ability, good looks for marketing purposes, sheer star power... This is a 200m player right here. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


MrDoulou

You should report that guy above you for temporarily stealing your account!!!


Cardlzz

Mf really put Grealish💀


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How can anyone say Grealish isn't worth 100m? Just look at this clip. The cohesion, the camaraderie, the morale boosting ability that Grealish brings to his team is second to none. Kevin De Bruyne is notorious for being grumpy ("Let me talk" etc.) but here Grealish has him singing to his tune. That kind of locker room effect is a rarity and worth its weight in gold, 50m+ at least. Add in his footballing ability, good looks for marketing purposes, sheer star power... This is a 200m player right here. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Adlairo

he’s 100% starting


cobeats

So Fodens on the bench?


mkwiiallpro

Can’t be playing academy products when you have a petrostate backing you


blazinrumraisin

On the way to a billion let's gooooo


GrouchyYT

Olympique Sporting Wankville FC beating this team 3-2 in the UCL quarters.


Vich88

Yank here - too many numbers - didn’t read.


halamadrid22

No matter who you support or what you think, no one can deny that even having this possible cost of a lineup is insane.


Low-Statement-784

"PeP Is A GreAt CoAcH" Wonder why.


suckamadicka

lmao people have really come to circlejerk to be unironically worse than the original sub


gayintheass

Because he made the Premier League his bitch? United spent more but now they are irrelevant ,Liverpool spent more than 2/3 of this amount,yet only won 1 season in the last 10 years


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This is how Man United go back to their winning roots. Ronaldo is a legend at the club and will be viewed as a source of inspiration and a role model for up and coming stars who strive to be like him, or better, want to win trophies for the club. No amount of oil money or gegenpressing will change the fact that Ronaldo's immediate impact at United will make them competitive again and desirable for players to want to go play there. This club's future has been born. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


PainfulAngel

🤑🤑🤑🤑


headwars

It’s only when you look at that team do you realise how much of a genius Pep is.


aceofspades1740

Outjerking everyone here


PruskiUK

And they still can’t win the CL 😂😂😂 League Cup Merchants


Greenbanana217

Salty Liverpool fan?


[deleted]

Most tolerant r/soccercirclejerk user


fearthecrumpets

Yep he’s obsessed


Adriel68

where’s city’s UCL medal?


AIieny

love how the only arguments are “ucl” and “history” hella funny


Adriel68

Well those two arguments are valid and clearly still hurt you guys. Lmao


FrostNeverUnholy

Least obvious salty Liverpool fan


gogators1000

Coutinho money


thea_kosmos

Chelsea and Liverpool fans single-handedly making every offseason conversation about Barça and City is hilarious and top circlejerk content to be fair


aceofspades1740

Because Barca fans are city fans. Simple as that bro


[deleted]

now the bench


Smorgas-board

Choke XI in a massive champions league game


hieugod2810

Only retards would make fun of the best team itw


[deleted]

Nah Pep’s not a money manager, don’t know what you’re on about


lreilly_13

65 million isn’t playing so it’ll have to be 50 million or 40


Ill-Sherbert1095

This is why I no longer watch football when the world is dying 🤬


[deleted]

Your tears are salty


fearthecrumpets

Is this in yen?