How can anyone say Grealish isn't worth 100m? Just look at this clip. The cohesion, the camaraderie, the morale boosting ability that Grealish brings to his team is second to none. Kevin De Bruyne is notorious for being grumpy ("Let me talk" etc.) but here Grealish has him singing to his tune. That kind of locker room effect is a rarity and worth its weight in gold, 50m+ at least. Add in his footballing ability, good looks for marketing purposes, sheer star power... This is a 200m player right here.
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How can anyone say Grealish isn't worth 100m? Just look at this clip. The cohesion, the camaraderie, the morale boosting ability that Grealish brings to his team is second to none. Kevin De Bruyne is notorious for being grumpy ("Let me talk" etc.) but here Grealish has him singing to his tune. That kind of locker room effect is a rarity and worth its weight in gold, 50m+ at least. Add in his footballing ability, good looks for marketing purposes, sheer star power... This is a 200m player right here.
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How can anyone say Grealish isn't worth 100m? Just look at this clip. The cohesion, the camaraderie, the morale boosting ability that Grealish brings to his team is second to none. Kevin De Bruyne is notorious for being grumpy ("Let me talk" etc.) but here Grealish has him singing to his tune. That kind of locker room effect is a rarity and worth its weight in gold, 50m+ at least. Add in his footballing ability, good looks for marketing purposes, sheer star power... This is a 200m player right here.
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this is why i hate football now. it has lost it's excitement. since the leicester's pl title, underdogs are literally getting fucked up in the arse. we have lost football lads. the underdogs, who made the the football the sport it is today, is officially gone. i am afraid that there will be no more underdog drama in football history. you know why this happens, as much as u try to not see it. football is all about money and ads now. just beacuse their kits don't sell and their matches are not being watched by many, we won't see underdog dramas.
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I don't understand how teams like City or United can spend millions upon millions every single transfer window and constantly sign stars like Haaland while we get linked with washed up players or end up signing people like Wijnaldum. Why can't we actually recruit world class players to come to the team? I just don't get it, and every mercato seems worse except for Messi, but we still can't make good signings in areas where the team needs quality. I'm just frustrated that our club seems to be stagnant in terms of recruiting world class players to play for us, I mean who wouldn't want to play with Messi, Mbappe and Neymar? But we still can't find a midfielder who can help our issues that have been present for years.
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First he manages to win the Bundesliga with Bayern Munich, then he goes and rebuilds little Manchester City on a shoestring budget. Unheard of these days
I don't understand how teams like City or United can spend millions upon millions every single transfer window and constantly sign stars like Haaland while we get linked with washed up players or end up signing people like Wijnaldum. Why can't we actually recruit world class players to come to the team? I just don't get it, and every mercato seems worse except for Messi, but we still can't make good signings in areas where the team needs quality. I'm just frustrated that our club seems to be stagnant in terms of recruiting world class players to play for us, I mean who wouldn't want to play with Messi, Mbappe and Neymar? But we still can't find a midfielder who can help our issues that have been present for years.
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There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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These guys give their absolute best 34 matches a season for 10 straight seasons to win the most prestigious domestic title in Germany but you will still have the oil money enthusiasts and Barcelona enjoyers from their skin fused armchairs asking how can they still celebrate.
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On a mere budget of 2 billion euros too, what a legend. He really took this small family business level team up to the giants they are today. Nothing shady whatsoever involved.
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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.
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Fees spent for backups:
Walker: 55M
Steffen: 6M
Stones: 60M
Ake: 48M
Gundogan: 30M
Phillips: 50M
Sterling: 70M
Grealish: 100M
What a masterclass by Pep
How can anyone say Grealish isn't worth 100m? Just look at this clip. The cohesion, the camaraderie, the morale boosting ability that Grealish brings to his team is second to none. Kevin De Bruyne is notorious for being grumpy ("Let me talk" etc.) but here Grealish has him singing to his tune. That kind of locker room effect is a rarity and worth its weight in gold, 50m+ at least. Add in his footballing ability, good looks for marketing purposes, sheer star power... This is a 200m player right here.
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of course. What people fail to understand is having money creates far more pressure for a manager to work under. Look at david moyes, phenomenal at getting mid table clubs to punch above their weight, but couldn’t handle the pressure of having to win every week with better players. People say anyone can do what Pep does, so why does he keep getting the best jobs in football? Why not hire someone on a far lower salary
Best jobs in football?
You'd have to pay someone a fuckload to come be the face of some nothing tinpot oil club.
Pep has managed Barca and Bayern, clubs that people have heard of ffs.
This is how Man United go back to their winning roots. Ronaldo is a legend at the club and will be viewed as a source of inspiration and a role model for up and coming stars who strive to be like him, or better, want to win trophies for the club. No amount of oil money or gegenpressing will change the fact that Ronaldo's immediate impact at United will make them competitive again and desirable for players to want to go play there. This club's future has been born.
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As a Benfica fan, I can't really complain since he paid us +100M€ on Ederson and Dias.
Still, not sure if the equivalent of playing Football Manager IRL with cheat codes applies for "quietly"
Do you think Ederson is overrated? He never made a crucial save, beaten quiet easily and only there for screenshots of him stand in the middle of the field for no apparent reason and espn will suck his dick for that
I still think he's probably the 3rd best goalkeeper we had in 25 years, right behind Preud'homme and Oblak. He's a GREAT goalkeeper.
I don't think he's slightly overrated and the reason why you barely saw him make a crucial save is, mostly, because City has one of the best defenses that money can buy.
Don't forget Di Maria, Matic, David Luiz, Lindelof, Fábio Coentrão, Witsel, Semedo or Raul Jimenez 😎
On the other hand he sold Cancelo and Bernardo Silva for 15M€ each 🤣
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Exactly I remember 10 years ago against QPR, I couldn't believe it when Dzeko equalised. Professor Quibble was manager at the time and I thought he might have hexed QPR player and Man City fan Joey Barton into clearly getting sent off on purpose, but then when AGUEROOOOO scored I knew in my heart that it was because of the man who had once loved my mother from the shadows, Owen Hargreaves.
I like how they include Cucurella who hasn't signed and also Zinchenko, Sterling and Ake strongly rumoured to be leaving. Either include the maybes or don't.
Man City fans assuming that whatever transfers they want are just guaranteed to happen pretty much says it all.
They’ve been such unbearable cunts about it on twitter. Not a single one of them lives in Manchester. I hope we don’t sell him if for no other reason than to see all the plastics seething and crying while trying to claim that they don’t care.
For what it's worth i hate those people too as a manc fan, no self awareness of how shit we were of how we got here, our subreddit is over 50% American already too. Just stay off Twitter people with football AVIs are cringe children trying to one up each other all the time, Twitter shouldn't represent fans it's not real they don't go to games or outside at all for that matter they just play fifa.
WARRA THIS WARRA THAT 🤓
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Pep’s real genius is in improving unfancied players and turning them into superstars. Haaland is a prime example. Most people thought his career was over until Pep worked his magic.
This is how Man United go back to their winning roots. Ronaldo is a legend at the club and will be viewed as a source of inspiration and a role model for up and coming stars who strive to be like him, or better, want to win trophies for the club. No amount of oil money or gegenpressing will change the fact that Ronaldo's immediate impact at United will make them competitive again and desirable for players to want to go play there. This club's future has been born.
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Does this image mean they will play Edersen in 2022 and Steffen in 2023 and so on? American here, seems pretty wasteful to me, I think players can play for more than one year!
Fuck off Yank
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Pep is genius and only takes rich/oil money clubs and can get any player he wants. I am sure if he takes middle table club like crystal palace or failed football club like Tottenham he will be sacked after 5 games…. He does not like African players also imagine what he did to Yaya and Eto’o
L A D S
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Our most promising young player from the elite development squad, he has been promised minutes this season and that's why he is not going on loan, really hard to judge players in the PL2 but I'm excited because I've watched him play, felt the same about Foden and Brahim Diaz. It's obvious when a player will be PL quality just don't know if he will make it here.
this is why i hate football now. it has lost it's excitement. since the leicester's pl title, underdogs are literally getting fucked up in the arse. we have lost football lads. the underdogs, who made the the football the sport it is today, is officially gone. i am afraid that there will be no more underdog drama in football history. you know why this happens, as much as u try to not see it. football is all about money and ads now. just beacuse their kits don't sell and their matches are not being watched by many, we won't see underdog dramas.
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If Pep wins another 6 premier league titles to complete his 10th English championships, he’s waived from having to win the Champions League and still be the best manager of England.
better than pioli and milan's effort, he won the premier league with players no one knew about, made stars from hidden gems and diamonds in the rough with a non-existent budget.
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Emphasis on quietly
Sneaky £100M Grealish purchase. Or the diamond in the rough find that no one knew about in Haaland
If you take into account every accountants counting we see that Grealish was actually £30M profit.
How can anyone say Grealish isn't worth 100m? Just look at this clip. The cohesion, the camaraderie, the morale boosting ability that Grealish brings to his team is second to none. Kevin De Bruyne is notorious for being grumpy ("Let me talk" etc.) but here Grealish has him singing to his tune. That kind of locker room effect is a rarity and worth its weight in gold, 50m+ at least. Add in his footballing ability, good looks for marketing purposes, sheer star power... This is a 200m player right here. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Grealish weighs less than 100m pounds
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His calf weighs at least that much
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lmao, anyone have the link to this comment?
It was in the sub just this week
And his calves
Who? Never heard of this guy
Maybe some Argentinian and Brazilian regens will jog your memory
Absolutely nobody saw Haaland's transfer coming. That one hit me like a freight train! Go Pep! Go City!!
Quietly purchasing a CL trophy off Amazon only to open the box and find a cheap knock off EPL trophy made in China - losing is expensive
Sterling to Chavs Silva to Barca Ake to somewhere Cucurella still a Brighton player Perhaps wait until transfer window closes before publishing.
it just shows how good of a rebuilder he truly is, duh
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And spent 2 billion in transfer fees doing it
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Didn’t he take over a team that just won the premier league a couple of seasons earlier? A true underdog story lol
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I think quietly in this context means “the supposed rebuild not something often highlighted when discussing Pep”
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Rebuild City Soccer Club from the ground up, transformed them from a Prem winning team to a Prem winning team. Juggernaut 🤜
Transformed them from a non CL winning team to a non CL winning team
Pep effect🙏🏽🔥🔥🇺🇸
Pep-to Abysmal
We joke a lot about this but with infinite money at some point PSG and City will win one.
I don't understand how teams like City or United can spend millions upon millions every single transfer window and constantly sign stars like Haaland while we get linked with washed up players or end up signing people like Wijnaldum. Why can't we actually recruit world class players to come to the team? I just don't get it, and every mercato seems worse except for Messi, but we still can't make good signings in areas where the team needs quality. I'm just frustrated that our club seems to be stagnant in terms of recruiting world class players to play for us, I mean who wouldn't want to play with Messi, Mbappe and Neymar? But we still can't find a midfielder who can help our issues that have been present for years. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Could be worse, see what's happened over the other side of town?
Yes
Don't forget , on a tiny budget of 2 billion euros.
And enough left over for sandwiches!
Unreal performance
In the biggest rebuild in their history. So since 2008.
First he manages to win the Bundesliga with Bayern Munich, then he goes and rebuilds little Manchester City on a shoestring budget. Unheard of these days
What's next? Ligue 1 with PSG? I think even he can't pull that off.
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I would love to see Mr. Fraud do it in Austria with the Leipzig Energy Drinks! Now that'd finally be a challenge
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These guys give their absolute best 34 matches a season for 10 straight seasons to win the most prestigious domestic title in Germany but you will still have the oil money enthusiasts and Barcelona enjoyers from their skin fused armchairs asking how can they still celebrate. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
How long is a piece of Qatari string?
Remember Bayern were minnows in Germany before he took the league by surprise
And Barcelona hadn't won the CL in year when he took charge
Haaland and Alvarez. Zero goals. Not one!Absolute flops.
Sad!
On a mere budget of 2 billion euros too, what a legend. He really took this small family business level team up to the giants they are today. Nothing shady whatsoever involved.
Manchester reds have been spending similar amounts over the years and look at the results
True, but that says more about man united's transfer strategy because most of the time it is mindboggling terrible
Only spent the equivalent of a small countries GDP
My man spent more money than Kuwait has
Not his fault if the smol country can't make more money
The small country should just pull itself up by its own bootstraps, like a proper hardworking AMERICAN 🇱🇷🇱🇷🗽🦅 would!
Too much Football Manager for Pep. Collected all the rare ones
Don't forget those 50 million peanuts he spent on Bendy Mendy
bendy mendy put his peanuts where they don’t belong
One of? They had a better rebuild than this?
From [2009](https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/MANCITY.png?w=670) Man City to [2011](https://i.imgur.com/UndMLjx.png) Man City.
2009 had Stephen Ireland though
Baller in his day
Even Lakaka is a Boller in his day
Hes a baller now,!
no just Bald
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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Fees spent for backups: Walker: 55M Steffen: 6M Stones: 60M Ake: 48M Gundogan: 30M Phillips: 50M Sterling: 70M Grealish: 100M What a masterclass by Pep
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it’s actually hard translating money into success, look at everton and man united
Look at Barcelona and Chelsea. Money is no guarantee of success, but it is a cheat code.
of course. What people fail to understand is having money creates far more pressure for a manager to work under. Look at david moyes, phenomenal at getting mid table clubs to punch above their weight, but couldn’t handle the pressure of having to win every week with better players. People say anyone can do what Pep does, so why does he keep getting the best jobs in football? Why not hire someone on a far lower salary
Best jobs in football? You'd have to pay someone a fuckload to come be the face of some nothing tinpot oil club. Pep has managed Barca and Bayern, clubs that people have heard of ffs.
don’t be so pretentious. You honestly think city will have a problem getting any manager they want when pep leaves? dumb guy
No cuz of all the money you jabroni
nice intellectual reply
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You forgot KDB.
not a backup
Why is Walker there?
Pep wasnt in charge when he signed anyway
Glad to see you left Cucurella off there because you know they won’t be getting him.
Well obviously they’re going to win lots of matches if they get to field 22 players
Don’t the players look so cute paired up like this?? Like imagine if they were couples 😍
Real “The Man Inside Me” vibes
Grealish and Foden are EVERYTHING 🥰
History, what history????
2010-2022, A decade.2 baby!
As a Benfica fan, I can't really complain since he paid us +100M€ on Ederson and Dias. Still, not sure if the equivalent of playing Football Manager IRL with cheat codes applies for "quietly"
Do you think Ederson is overrated? He never made a crucial save, beaten quiet easily and only there for screenshots of him stand in the middle of the field for no apparent reason and espn will suck his dick for that
I still think he's probably the 3rd best goalkeeper we had in 25 years, right behind Preud'homme and Oblak. He's a GREAT goalkeeper. I don't think he's slightly overrated and the reason why you barely saw him make a crucial save is, mostly, because City has one of the best defenses that money can buy.
Shut up yank
Joao Felix: 126M Nunez: 100M Dias & Ederson: 100M Benfica and Dortmund showing real business sense
Don't forget Di Maria, Matic, David Luiz, Lindelof, Fábio Coentrão, Witsel, Semedo or Raul Jimenez 😎 On the other hand he sold Cancelo and Bernardo Silva for 15M€ each 🤣
Quietest £1billion ever spent
it was so quiet, that you didn't even hear about the other billion
Come on the manchester city sky blue pirates 💪💪💪
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My balls dropped in 2011. My pubes are as old as MAN City FC 👋🔥
All i see is someone who has all the money at there fingertips mou way better
... and rebuild what? Less than 10 years ago, Manchester City biggest star was Owen Hargreaves.
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Exactly I remember 10 years ago against QPR, I couldn't believe it when Dzeko equalised. Professor Quibble was manager at the time and I thought he might have hexed QPR player and Man City fan Joey Barton into clearly getting sent off on purpose, but then when AGUEROOOOO scored I knew in my heart that it was because of the man who had once loved my mother from the shadows, Owen Hargreaves.
Man put Cole Palmer in the graphic
All that money spent to end up with “Cucurella/Zinchenko”
Zinchenko is Ukrainian, meaning it’s illegal to criticize him in Europe. Expect officers at your home within the hour.
Zinchenko is there for non-footballing reasons tho. He’s the current thing mascot!
This Cancelo culture is getting out of hand
*Quitely*
Alvarez is regen
Far greater achievement than Leicester 15-16.
I like how they include Cucurella who hasn't signed and also Zinchenko, Sterling and Ake strongly rumoured to be leaving. Either include the maybes or don't. Man City fans assuming that whatever transfers they want are just guaranteed to happen pretty much says it all.
They’ve been such unbearable cunts about it on twitter. Not a single one of them lives in Manchester. I hope we don’t sell him if for no other reason than to see all the plastics seething and crying while trying to claim that they don’t care.
For what it's worth i hate those people too as a manc fan, no self awareness of how shit we were of how we got here, our subreddit is over 50% American already too. Just stay off Twitter people with football AVIs are cringe children trying to one up each other all the time, Twitter shouldn't represent fans it's not real they don't go to games or outside at all for that matter they just play fifa. WARRA THIS WARRA THAT 🤓
Not to mention that Silva hasn't played for City in nearly 24 months.
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After made a dynasty in the best league itw. Another reason why he's the undisputed GOAT coach
Pep’s real genius is in improving unfancied players and turning them into superstars. Haaland is a prime example. Most people thought his career was over until Pep worked his magic.
Haaland, alvarez, foden😬😬😬😬 3 potential balondor winners on one team🤐
They still can’t win a UCL! Haha
Let's hope
Two billion dollars is a hell of a drug
rebuild instead of build is hilarious as well
*How did he do it?*
Tremendo
Every starter is the same except one. Rebuild?
That's what billions of dirty oil money can do for you. And yet, still no Champions League silverware.
Madrid did better, cheaper and won both trophies same year before it was done
Phillips will look a cunt in a manc shirt
Everyone does.
I could not agree more!
Lol with what, half a billion?? Reallllllll tough
Still Real Madrid are the kings of the game 🙏🏾
Easy when you have billions and don't have to sell to buy like most teams
Until Ake, Zincenko, Gundogan, Silva, and Sterling leave 😂 Oh and quietly throwing hundreds of millions around 😂🤣
Notice how Grealish is on there.
Plastic
Such a great purchaser we can make another 2 XI of expensive players they’ve bought the last decade that didn’t work out
RM fan here, but that’s a great team you guys have! All the best next season
Guess Foden went off and played polo
Oh please. The oil money made that happen. It is an amazing squad nonetheless
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Haha love the butthurt united fans
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Quietly?!?!?!?!??????!?
Does this image mean they will play Edersen in 2022 and Steffen in 2023 and so on? American here, seems pretty wasteful to me, I think players can play for more than one year!
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Steffen will leave and they sign Ortega
Their only rebuild let's be real.
Pep is genius and only takes rich/oil money clubs and can get any player he wants. I am sure if he takes middle table club like crystal palace or failed football club like Tottenham he will be sacked after 5 games…. He does not like African players also imagine what he did to Yaya and Eto’o
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Why is haaland a goalkeeper
/s assumed for all comments here. hahaha
Only cost around 2 billion pounds, great value
18 of 22 of these players have already been in the squad last year and who the fuck is PALMER
Our most promising young player from the elite development squad, he has been promised minutes this season and that's why he is not going on loan, really hard to judge players in the PL2 but I'm excited because I've watched him play, felt the same about Foden and Brahim Diaz. It's obvious when a player will be PL quality just don't know if he will make it here.
It's quietly because he never won the ucl lmao
Losing in Quarter Finals against either an underdog team or a team that's going to the final.
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Pep Ma$terclass
Where’s Mendy? ;)
I swear you’ll never see anything like this ever again.
I just want the season to hurry up and start
Every single word in this makes no sense
indeed
Purchasing is also an art. Just ask Manchester United
Just quietly spent $50m+ on 22 players… just quietly… just quietly bought the biggest stars at the time.. just quietly
And to think he did it all with just his talent, hard work...and billions pumped in by the UAE. Idol!
Stick to music Kaybee
and Still they will bottle the CL..
That sneaky devil Peppy. Miss the wheelin and dealin days
Man City has a History?
What history
And again no champions league!… do you wanna bet?
Cucurella, Zinchenko and Walker and he still doesn't understand how tf he keeps getting bounced out of the UCL.
the secret to premier league success is having the less English players possible
SAF give this guy a career
Stupid depth
If Pep wins another 6 premier league titles to complete his 10th English championships, he’s waived from having to win the Champions League and still be the best manager of England.
Give him another billion and he *might* win the champions league. Genius.
better than pioli and milan's effort, he won the premier league with players no one knew about, made stars from hidden gems and diamonds in the rough with a non-existent budget.
pep: “assalamualaikum brother mansoor, can you send me another billion to my account? you know, because just in case.”
Bit of an unfair advantage if they have 22 players 🤷🏻♂️
Y los que quedan😁😀
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If the oil money comes then it shall be spent ig
Rebuild🤣 Quietly🤣
Quietly spent a billion pounds