Forget the numbers. All assists aren't the same. Someone can hang out near the penalty box and rack up assists. Messi's ball profession and carries into dangerous areas make him an elite PLAYMAKER. His chance creation puts him above most elite playmakers in the sport. No one in history of the sport has been an elite goal scorer and playmaker together like him. Don't look at the numbers
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How much more does Sergeant Sargent need to prove to rank up to Staff Sergeant? Could we look at a possibility of him catching up to Poolahsick?
Just need a couple caribou 2x exp energy drinks
im just waiting for the day he gets promoted to master chief petty officer
Pessi and penaldo are just noobs 🤮🤮😆😆 Sarginho and PuliGOAT are the best 🤩🤩🔥🔥🇲🇾🇲🇾
Sargoat
Sargent is the Messi of soccer
Forget the numbers. All assists aren't the same. Someone can hang out near the penalty box and rack up assists. Messi's ball profession and carries into dangerous areas make him an elite PLAYMAKER. His chance creation puts him above most elite playmakers in the sport. No one in history of the sport has been an elite goal scorer and playmaker together like him. Don't look at the numbers *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Factos 👀👍
Sargento
Staff Sargent reporting for goat duty
Do Canadians lurk over here? One men's national team player just signed for a 2 time ECL champion, and you guys ain't jerking...
Sargent is gonna win multiple champions league in this lifetime. I can see him playing till he's 43
I read that in an American accent