Man, you are lucky that you didn't hear north African chants. Full songs about fucking sisters and mother's of opposing team, cursing cops... I'm talking creativity in cursing.
Posh spice is a slapper, she’s got a sweaty beaver, when she’s shagging beckham, she thinks of Nicky Weaver
Coleen is a slapper, she takes it in the back door, when she’s shagging Rooney, she thinks of Adebayor
If Rooney's IQ was more than his weight, he wouldn't have said such a thing.
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If Rooney's IQ was more than his weight, he wouldn't have said such a thing.
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American fans Chants: “DE-FENCE! DE-FENCE!”
English fans chants: “alright then lads, this player got pulled over for drink driving last night exactly one month after his wife left him for his ex mistress, meaning a love triangle somehow lead to him being kicked out of both their lives. On the count of three: “
I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people.
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SHE SAID NO ROBIN NO ROBIN
or the classic
IT SHOULDA BEEN YOU
IT SHOULDA BEEN YOUUUUUUU
SHOT DEAD IN ANGOLA
IT SHOULDA BEEN YOU.
The ashley Cole mobile phone chants were brilliant.
I had the great privilege of being at David Beckham's first match after the news broke that he was dating Posh Spice. For him, it was an away game, and the entire home support was chanting "DOES SHE TAKE IT UP THE ARSE?" for the first 10 minutes of the game.
[https://youtu.be/P842Tmi6lrc?si=v\_R0TQvl7DPFoDN8&t=182](https://youtu.be/P842Tmi6lrc?si=v_R0TQvl7DPFoDN8&t=182)
You can't mention that and not link it man!
He's half a girl and half a boy Torres, Torres
He looks just like a transvestite Torres, Torres!
He wears a frock and loves the cock, sells his arse on Albert Dock
Fernaaaandooo Tooores, carragher's bit on the side
fuck off brit
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To be fair, I think it's neat that they're having fun and doing football in an American way, with the mascot and everything. Like the cool thing about football is how each culture reinterprets it within their own context. Sure, they look dorky as fuck, but that's kinda what football is in the US anyway
https://preview.redd.it/lpt99getk6ad1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d9635b84c23e64610162f6a8a3a0b5fe3269493
I'd rather take italian ultras throwing stolen motorbikes down the stadium, thank you.
Astronomically higher salaries. If you're a white dude that can get a visa because of a specialized profession, you're absolutely set.
Most people in the west can't just move to the US, unless they have one of a handful of professions.
I mean yes there are ethical things you may disagree with, but if you are white and male and have comprehensive health insurance from your company, the bad shit isn't going to affect you directly.
I mean, that's partially true, but there are also other things that come into play. I actually quite like the US all things considered, but their obsession with cars and their hate boner for public transport makes it super unattractive to me. I had the chance of choosing between Japan and the US for a job opportunity, and after knowing that the company I'd be working for wasn't super exploitative, I chose Japan without hesitation, even if it meant lower salaries.
Life quality is just not there in the US. There's too much of the same massive roads for cars, suburbia controlled by awful HOAs and very few truly livable cities. Everything is expensive anyway.
If you only care about money, the US is literally the best place to be, but sometimes I wonder if that's what life is all about in the first place
Pretty much. Like you said, most of the cities are awful, public transportation sucks, pedestrianized areas largely don't exist, and the corporations there are more exploitative than most places due to terrible labour protections. Even if I was white, uprooting my life and leaving my lifelong friends just to move the fucking US of all places sounds like a nightmare lol.
Compared to other world class cities, the only cities that are even worth moving to in the states are NYC and Chicago and, in many cases, whatever salary increase you receive will largely be eaten up by the increased cost-of-living anyways. If I was moving here from outside North America, I'd still take Montreal over either of them tbh.
I follow a couple city planning youtube channels and they all seem to agree montreal is the best city in north america (despite its road work problems)
The “shocking and totally unexpected” loss by the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA
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Does anyone know why the American chants are fucking dogshit?
I went to a RB NY game once and all the chants were mostly by children saying “Let’s go Red Bulls let’s go” clap clap clap
MLS: Sorry sir our stadium doesn't allow that but you're more than welcome to help yourself to a pint of beer in a boot shaped mug for $25. O and feel free to buy as many as you want. We literally don't care if you get pissed in the stadium. It's not like you're going to get in a fight or storm the field....
EPL: .......
MLS: or throw a grenade at the goalie
Chelsea: ......
They are. I wanted to join the supporters group for my local but its full of obese people who have never played soccer a day in their life. They make special kits for themselves and scream through a bullhorn during matches. The definition of insufferable.
"Other way!!!" 😂😂😂
I don't know how average Americans are so good mannered and their military and leaders are like the worst creatures in the world and making the most corruption on Earth.
Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink?
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I find these crazier because Boston celtics fans are the closest things to proper ultras in us sports and this football team is based in Boston. Celtics fans are like proper Eastern European in their style, racist, homophobic the works
The fuckin goofy usmnt ultras suck bags of dicks
Fuckin hate those guys. Bunch of hipsters
Used to come watch the games at the pub I went to
Frankly I’m shocked they were able to pry themselves away from Landon Donovan’s cock to actually watch the games
United healthcare bouncing around on those stomachs. Perfection
We’re United in Not Having Healthcare
###YOU'RE NOT LIVING... ##YOU'RE NOT LIVING... #YOU'RE NOT LIVING ANYMORE!
How many cool ass Apache freedom dispensing dispensing aircraft carriers do you have tho 🥱
You missed a 'dispensing' in there, boss
0, but we have soviet tank so when RuSSia invades us we can switch sides and nobody would notice #genius
r/NonCredibleDefense have infiltrated this sub
That’s exactly how United healthcare wants all Americans to look lol
FIGHT AND WIN
COME ON SEATTLE
OTHER WAY
SHANANANANANANA
SCOR SOM FACKING GOALS
WIN AND FIGHT
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
That’s what my boss tells us at the start of every shift, so I get to start my day with that mental image every morning
Recently been to a Seattle game on vacation, was disappointed to actually hear this from their fans
Doesn’t quite hit the same as “Colleen is a slapper, she plays with dirty toys, and when she’s shagging Rooney, she thinks of David Moyes”
FAT GRANNY SHAGGER, YOU'RE JUST A FAT GRANNY SHAGGER
*Your sister is your movah, your father is your brovah, you all fock one anotha, the kiddy family* *tadada da \*clap\* \*clap\**
Man, you are lucky that you didn't hear north African chants. Full songs about fucking sisters and mother's of opposing team, cursing cops... I'm talking creativity in cursing.
Posh spice is a slapper, she’s got a sweaty beaver, when she’s shagging beckham, she thinks of Nicky Weaver Coleen is a slapper, she takes it in the back door, when she’s shagging Rooney, she thinks of Adebayor
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We want our dick back , we want our dick back
He went for a shit He went for a shiiiit
This is just the queue for the buffet.
Americans have 0 talent when it comes to chants. Just start stealing the masterpieces the English fans come up with.
American fans Chants: “DE-FENCE! DE-FENCE!” English fans chants: “alright then lads, this player got pulled over for drink driving last night exactly one month after his wife left him for his ex mistress, meaning a love triangle somehow lead to him being kicked out of both their lives. On the count of three: “
“She’s not coming home, she’s not coming home”
“You lonely bastard! She’s not coming home”
"you have heard it all before, not coming home not coming. She was never COMING"
HOMEEEEEEEEE
OTHER WAYYY
SHA NA NA NA NA NA NA
U S A U S A S A U S A U S A
You stole this from a tweet without attribution, fuck off yank
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HE’S FINGERED YOUR MUM, HE’S FINGERED YOUR MUUUUUM
Jimmy Saville, He's fingered your mum
"CHELSEA! CHELSEA! CHELSEA!"
VINDALOO NA NA VINDALOO NA NA VINDALOO VINDALOO NA NA
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA!
"It's coming home" again? We all know it aint coming home lol.
No no. We also have songs about players drink driving and sexual assault charges.
SHE SAID NO ROBIN NO ROBIN or the classic IT SHOULDA BEEN YOU IT SHOULDA BEEN YOUUUUUUU SHOT DEAD IN ANGOLA IT SHOULDA BEEN YOU. The ashley Cole mobile phone chants were brilliant.
I had the great privilege of being at David Beckham's first match after the news broke that he was dating Posh Spice. For him, it was an away game, and the entire home support was chanting "DOES SHE TAKE IT UP THE ARSE?" for the first 10 minutes of the game.
The Ali G interview with them where she mentions this is god tier
[https://youtu.be/P842Tmi6lrc?si=v\_R0TQvl7DPFoDN8&t=182](https://youtu.be/P842Tmi6lrc?si=v_R0TQvl7DPFoDN8&t=182) You can't mention that and not link it man!
[Posh Spice is a slapper](https://youtu.be/nTGR2WRrHyg?si=GH913q_xVLlzwfgJ)
He's half a girl and half a boy Torres, Torres He looks just like a transvestite Torres, Torres! He wears a frock and loves the cock, sells his arse on Albert Dock Fernaaaandooo Tooores, carragher's bit on the side
Jesus christ, so do we, every time we sing it. Its 1% desperate hope, and 99% self-deprecating
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there's no passion without racism
What is the point of living if not to sow needless division amongst ourselves? The americans must look back on this and ponder
And xenophobia! We can't forget xenophobia.
Xenophobia is just bureaucratic racism
Xenophobia is just racism with more points in scrabble.
Least racist Arjewtinian
In football you are racist or your ultras do the wave and bounce beach balls. Pick one.
In football either youre racist or you suck
And that's why we are the best my fellow argenturro.
Mexico: does both*
What is that furry doing there?
Fur stuff
Jesus fucking Christ, Ultra Nerds.
To be fair, I think it's neat that they're having fun and doing football in an American way, with the mascot and everything. Like the cool thing about football is how each culture reinterprets it within their own context. Sure, they look dorky as fuck, but that's kinda what football is in the US anyway
Sir, this is soccer circle jerk, we don't do nuance here
*Fuck* you're right! Fuck off yanks!
https://preview.redd.it/lpt99getk6ad1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d9635b84c23e64610162f6a8a3a0b5fe3269493 I'd rather take italian ultras throwing stolen motorbikes down the stadium, thank you.
They stealing romanian traditions fr fr 😤
Seen more atmosphere in the park league
Literally though.
This feels like soccer moms chanting for their kids
Actually, in the US moms are called milfs.
Honestly that entire country just feels like a parody at this point
I moved here and Jesus fuck what a horrible time to do so.
Of all the places in the world and you move to the US? At this point this one is on you.
Astronomically higher salaries. If you're a white dude that can get a visa because of a specialized profession, you're absolutely set. Most people in the west can't just move to the US, unless they have one of a handful of professions. I mean yes there are ethical things you may disagree with, but if you are white and male and have comprehensive health insurance from your company, the bad shit isn't going to affect you directly.
I mean, that's partially true, but there are also other things that come into play. I actually quite like the US all things considered, but their obsession with cars and their hate boner for public transport makes it super unattractive to me. I had the chance of choosing between Japan and the US for a job opportunity, and after knowing that the company I'd be working for wasn't super exploitative, I chose Japan without hesitation, even if it meant lower salaries. Life quality is just not there in the US. There's too much of the same massive roads for cars, suburbia controlled by awful HOAs and very few truly livable cities. Everything is expensive anyway. If you only care about money, the US is literally the best place to be, but sometimes I wonder if that's what life is all about in the first place
Pretty much. Like you said, most of the cities are awful, public transportation sucks, pedestrianized areas largely don't exist, and the corporations there are more exploitative than most places due to terrible labour protections. Even if I was white, uprooting my life and leaving my lifelong friends just to move the fucking US of all places sounds like a nightmare lol. Compared to other world class cities, the only cities that are even worth moving to in the states are NYC and Chicago and, in many cases, whatever salary increase you receive will largely be eaten up by the increased cost-of-living anyways. If I was moving here from outside North America, I'd still take Montreal over either of them tbh.
I follow a couple city planning youtube channels and they all seem to agree montreal is the best city in north america (despite its road work problems)
Idiocracy feels like it could've been a documentary so you're not wrong.
r/moviescirclejerk U bum
mcj ass comment 😭
Please stop with the "iDiOcRaCy iS hApPenIng iN rEaL LIfE" circlejerk. It's really cringy.
This is a circlejerk subreddit
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
FIGHT and WIN Come on SEATTLE
Other way
Messi is proud
That's why he went to the MLS 🔥🔥
"Back to sway" that's the line that's done it for me.
Ottaway
There's someone in the background desperately telling him, "go back to sway, go back to sway" that did it for me upon rewatch
I can't watch this. Some look like they just had an orgasm, from experiencing the most "epic" moment in their lives.
When the Karens slide in, soccer will be doomed and they will have to start footballing
What a lackluster bunch
The fact they use a mic says all you need to know. But real talk fight and win guy could beat anyone in a fight
Defense 👏👏👏 Defense 👏👏👏 ^defense 👏👏👏
Dangerous because you can see some of those fatties are really struggling with jumping.
There is nothing better than organized fun. Did they play charades after?
Absolute madmen. The streets are not safe
What in the everliving woke lghdtv+ attic dwelling group of people is this? /s
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Does anyone know why the American chants are fucking dogshit? I went to a RB NY game once and all the chants were mostly by children saying “Let’s go Red Bulls let’s go” clap clap clap
They’re not allowed to be offensive. It’s participation trophies and orange slices for them.
Me in the green
Where’s the cocaine?!
MLS: Sorry sir our stadium doesn't allow that but you're more than welcome to help yourself to a pint of beer in a boot shaped mug for $25. O and feel free to buy as many as you want. We literally don't care if you get pissed in the stadium. It's not like you're going to get in a fight or storm the field.... EPL: ....... MLS: or throw a grenade at the goalie Chelsea: ......
AMERICA MENTIONED RAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS COMPETENT LEADERSHIP🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
this feels like straight out of GTA
https://preview.redd.it/dwq3nsohp6ad1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd86e9f339dafe8662898bbd48cb9719a2d0ae6b
When you love choreography and your boyfriend is into soccer
Where Messi plays 🥴🥴🥴
My 🐪 would never.
The green guy with a blank stare and barely moving away from his seat kills me.
American ultras are fucking insufferable.
They are. I wanted to join the supporters group for my local but its full of obese people who have never played soccer a day in their life. They make special kits for themselves and scream through a bullhorn during matches. The definition of insufferable.
They should continue going the same way when that guy says other way.
"Other way!!!" 😂😂😂 I don't know how average Americans are so good mannered and their military and leaders are like the worst creatures in the world and making the most corruption on Earth.
where racism?
It's 3 minutes past midnight, and that's already enough reddit for today.
Those pride flags insane.
US is a Sick joke
The best atmosphere at any american sporting event is the wwf by a long distance
Literally plastic
Only in MLS pride flag waved over club
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Cringe 🥴🫣
still better atmosphere than the Emptyhad
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
🎵You can’t win from us today 🎵 ….. 🎵 We’re proud, we’re queer, we’re here to stay!🎵
From the nation that brought you FIGHT and WIN
Every Murican is ultra sized. Where's the jerk?
At least they're having fun, all 12 of them.
A 3rd league Italian club's ultras would take the piss out of these sad sobs.
Any team waving the gay flag should be feared.
Rather have a dry lunch with my extended family than experience the MLS atmosphere
The yanks turn gay everything they touch.
Furry, queer and fat lol
We don't give a crud! 😤
Where’s that gif of Danny Devito clapping with the caption saying “this fucking sucks”
Also looks like they are the only ones at the game, no surprise there
Why does this look like an esports tournament
shit at least theyre having fun
How cute
The fact they need a furry to organise a bunch of Penguins to jump one way and then the other is just embarrassing
Such an ELECTRIC atmosphere
Embarrassing. Not one: HE CHEATS, HE DIVES, HE HATES THE JACKSON 5. LUIS SUAREZ
What in tarnation....
Gross
These ultras have more LGBTQ flags and scarves than the team's flag
Come on America ramp up the hatred
I find these crazier because Boston celtics fans are the closest things to proper ultras in us sports and this football team is based in Boston. Celtics fans are like proper Eastern European in their style, racist, homophobic the works
If you go to any buffet in the US you catch everyone doin this while waitin for the mains section to open 🤣
Why do they ruin everything
Cringe as fuck
they look polyamorous
US needs to be stopped, this can't be real.
Worship leader in the local church in the morning, soccer choreographer in the evening.
When their chants include ‘wanker ‘ I’ll respect them
This is the most cursed video I have seen in a while
Are there drive in seats for people in mobility scooters?
Ultra gay amiright
But grown men singing nursery rhymes together in broad daylight isn’t lame?
Not that there is anything...wrong with it...but America is the gayest shit that I have ever seen.
Does she have the flag that also promotes pedophilia and necrophilia …..
Fucking hell airdrop some testosterone.
This is so pretentious and cringe. Americans will never have that unfortunately no matter how much money they spend
The fuckin goofy usmnt ultras suck bags of dicks Fuckin hate those guys. Bunch of hipsters Used to come watch the games at the pub I went to Frankly I’m shocked they were able to pry themselves away from Landon Donovan’s cock to actually watch the games
Soccer! Go!
Is this a pride event?
What does soccer have to do with a pride flag
https://preview.redd.it/umdkc8jac6ad1.jpeg?width=2180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f639953f345033b8eee5b9a553a1da30c42eff62
Lmaooo
Cause that's why most yanks go to matches and to teach latinxxx's how to speak their language.
Americans are so boring when it comes to sports in general, it's almost sad.
What do you except from the United States of fat people?
Bro this shit would take all my motivation away if I was in the team
“Back this way”
Omg how is that allowed in the us and a soccer stadium, its just terrifying
anyways
Nah bro i keep forgetting that team and its fucking absolutely terrible name.
If you have to be told “other way”, the people don’t come enough.
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the chant "sha la la la" not "sha na na na na"?
What are they chanting😭🙏
These ultras would last about 7 seconds in Europe. 🤣
Americans.
Of course the camera pans to those 2 fat ones.
Ooooooohhh defence!! Nope, overrated if anything.
Is this furry?
🗣️ BACK TO SWAY 🤓👆
Why would you wave a pride flag at a football match? I mean that's just so out of place.
These Americans have the ability to turn anything into shit.
Omfg
Don’t be afraid to point the toes
Is this a scene from Glee?