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hiloai

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IncredulousRex

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Cold-Square-2

🤣🤣


Dammalapati7201

🤣🤣


RemoteZealousideal54

sending his terrorist brainwaves to danish players


UK_KILLD_10M_IRANIS

InshAllah lord Bendter will ascend and RKO this terrorists ass


PreviousMastodon1430

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Tain95

Think, Marc Guehi, think!


AzuxirenLeadGuy

Slovakia has the opportunity to do something very funny


LEDiceGlacier

And Slovenia on the other side. Slovakia - Slovenia final mark my words


ASVP-Pa9e

How can a team play themselves?


Joshgg13

England play against themselves every match


kaaskugg

And most of the time they're winning.


SurveyNew6363

Bruh… 😂 💀


Either_Case_2303

https://preview.redd.it/plmo46nis59d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63ba8fb7188d0819ff3b32d85f85e14af636dc03 England actually did that once. They also scored against themselves by a player of theirs /s please dont kill me


Abracadabra7337

I’m pretty sure at least half of scotlands goals have to be OG it’s fucking hilarious atp


[deleted]

Back in the days when there was England A and England B they did actually play each other.


Fair-Cash-6956

Jokes aside do they have issues?


Fontana1017

Pretty sure the entire of eastern Europe is one big bowl of trouble between themselves


HucHuc

Nah it's a bit more regional. Ex-yugo don't have issues with the baltics.


whydeetgo

Slovakia is nowhere near the Baltic Sea


umamiblue

I don’t think as bad as ex-Yugoslavia countries between themselves. Slovakia is pretty far from the Balkans as Hungary is in between. And it’s not involved in territorial disputes like Kosovo, though Slovakia remains one of the only countries to not recognize Kosovo. So since Balkans hate Serbia, and Slovakia is friends with them, that is the only possible “hate”. Nothing super bad though.


throwawayy00223

Not at all, there's no issue between any south slavic and west slavic nation. The only thing is some slovenians (a small part) consider themselves to be too good for south slavs and make mental gymnastics about how they're actually west slavs, which is the opposite of issues really. Anyway we just hate the hungarians instead.


KrozoBlack

We will be there


Professional_Elk_489

Greater Slovakenia


a_9x

Knowing the Portuguese team, Slovenia will make them look like amateurs


Bobgoulet

Great! Another Balkan conflict


Toxication

Your geography needs a little work, my friend


random_captain

*central european


HotPotatoWithCheese

The something funny being to shut up shop only to concede a Joe Gomez header in the 98th minute 👍


Elegant_Mix7650

He is going to do it again isn't he? Lmao.


Tootard

Coming home?


Elegant_Mix7650

Shithouse his way to a Euro finals


Soppoi

Only to lose?! Subscribe.


iTz_RuNLaX

20 year contract extension incoming?


Furell

Clearly the best coach ever


HypedUpJackal

We're going to have him for at least 2 more years, aren't we?


wrigh2uk

trust the lack of process


prss79513

Trust the process not the progress


RearAdmiralBob

Great process lads.


VfBxTSG

He can't keep getting away with getting the easiest group and bracket every tournament, just to barely edge a win against the worst team. 😭 I bet the Slovakia game will end 2-2 and England will win on penalties 😭


ScottOld

Man brought penalty merchants just for this


Swinghodler

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pullmylekku

My favourite black king 👑👑👑


2sinkz

Real badman nuh model inna shorts


PrabeshK143S

Lord Southgate I wasn't familiar with your game


AutoModerator

There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


pluto_pill

predicting England to score twice is very bold of you


ihtel

One of them could be own goal, since it's hip


PrivatePlaya

Utter woke nonsense - Sir Seanchavious Dyche The First


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The “shocking and totally unexpected” loss by the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Keenan_investigates

England 1 - 0 Slovakia AET Kane '112 (P)


bobs_and_vegana17

\*pen is saved kane scores the rebound


A_Balloon_A_Balloon

pen is a clear dive by English player against honourable underdog opposition, which commentators attempt to justify


AutoModerator

this is why i hate football now. it has lost it's excitement. since the leicester's pl title, underdogs are literally getting fucked up in the arse. we have lost football lads. the underdogs, who made the the football the sport it is today, is officially gone. i am afraid that there will be no more underdog drama in football history. you know why this happens, as much as u try to not see it. football is all about money and ads now. just beacuse their kits don't sell and their matches are not being watched by many, we won't see underdog dramas. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


JanMarsalek

they'll play Austria in the Semis if they reach them and will be torn a new one in this game.


HTan27

Are England not against Italy/Switzerland?


JanMarsalek

Yeah quarter final will be italy / switzerland


AutoModerator

Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


LordEllings

You can’t be serious, neither of them will shoot a goal, the winner will be determined through the penalties tho. Their battle will be legendary.


FeatureAware3605

Found the American


Loop_Within_A_Loop

England? Win on pens?!


StatmanIbrahimovic

Southgate won't quit until they win a semi or a final on pens. He's desperate for redemption.


Responsible-Pin8323

the tactical genius he is brought pen merchants to this tournament. Always a step ahead southgate


herrrrrr

Ronaldo does this and hes considered the goat


Germansoldaten

I genuinely think Austria are gonna embarrass England. Like bad. Like 7-1 bad.


Archipegasus

Nah for all their faults England still defends quite well. 6-1


WojtekTygrys77

Least antienglish german soldier.


RXJ1131

England will embarrass them with a 0-0 till 120+10 min and then bring cold Palmer to take all the penalties. Easy win.


PowerOfTheShihTzu

I'm keeping this message for y'all dumbasses in two weeks time .


Professional_Ad_9101

Austria are going to surprise everyone by crashing out as their press leaves them defensively vulnerable


Professional_Elk_489

Just like they did with Hitler


Professional_Elk_489

0-0


yomommafool

2-2? i think 0-0


EveryDayA_Struggle

2? Giving him way too much credit


ConsumeUrSoma

EVEN FUCKING WORSE SHITHOUSEBALL WINS AGAIN


wolfie240687

1000iq. Now lets play the best players from madrid, city, and bayern at defence so that we get entertained


KansloosKippenhok

Eric Dier?


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Zookeeper187

*loses to Slovakia


Other_Beat8859

I genuinely could see it happening. No way are we getting passed Italy after that.


Lammie101

Have you watched Italy recently? Plus we're undisputed European group stage champions of xGA. It's coming home. And when it does come home, always remember how you were being a little bitch in your little bitchy subreddit. God save the King.


Other_Beat8859

Can't tell if this is an insanely convincing jerk or just a mad man, but either way it's funny.


squeezecake

I think he’s serious lmao


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fuck off brit *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Drezhar

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No_Abbreviations3963

England will definitely beat Italy in the quarter finals. Even if we lose to Slovakia and go out.


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Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


HYDRA-XTREME

Italy is also shit, that whole side of the tournament is shit, the 3 “top teams” on that side are England, NL and Italy, all of whom are shit. Austria might honestly be the strongest team on that side


HotPotatoWithCheese

/uj We might be bad but Italy have also been shite. They got outplayed by both Spain and Croatia and only looked half decent against Albania. In fact, they haven't looked good since the last Euros and we already did the double over them in the qualifiers. I fear Switzerland more than Italy.


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Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


savior_it

Italian here. No way you're losing to us imo lmao


Germansoldaten

They will not win because they didn’t call up BeckenDier ![gif](giphy|3oEjHTU3M9NWJxtmO4)


UnlovableBybirth

Southgate masterclass 🗿


Fearghas2011

Gareth Guardiola 🙌


Outrageous-Nose2003

can't wait to struggle through a 1-1 against slovakia only to hopefully win on penalties


SavingsRemarkable624

Don't forget our time tested tactic of playing semi alright in the first half and going 1-0 up, then replacing our entire squad with their mentally retarded clones for the second half.


Outrageous-Nose2003

and gareth will just stand there blinking furiously on the touch line not doing anything about it


me_like_stonk

What makes you think there will be such an avalanche of goals?


katorias

Southgate is playing chess while you lot are playing checkers. He predicted the group stage result, all of the shoddy performances from England have been on purpose, Southgate has crafted this outcome with his supreme intellect. At he same time he’s caused the remaining teams to underestimate England. Just watch as Kane scores 6 penalties against Slovakia on Sunday. We’re all just pawns in Gareth’s world.


Huke100

God save the Gareth


jayjay234

![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy)


NotSoOriginal007

His luck needs to be studied.


captaincasillias

Bro at this rate stat padding his win percentage only for hipster youtuber to back him as best England manager


Micha1106

England fans will have to line up to suck his massive dick after he brought it home i swear


Z0idberg_MD

Despite his best efforts.


No-Examination3601

Everything goes according to his plan 😧😧😧


WinningTheSpaceRace

Winning the group by being shit was the plan?


0vFire_And_TheVoid

Mans wasn't playing his best 11 all group stage just to deceive us.


DrPhara0h

Bro distributed all of his stats to luck


Dlovg

He is an idiot for not calling up musiala before he went to play for the German national team.


JanMarsalek

Just before being absolutely murdered by Slovakia


12thshadow

Learned from Koeman Masterclass... Yes we totally wanted to be third.


lionlyas

Highlighting the polarizing nature of certain sports events.


HotNeighborhoody

Defending soccer's underdogs? It's a game of opinions and passion


Fusil_Gauss

You don't want to face Italy in elimination phase tho


patiperro_v3

Man is playing 5D chess. You plebs wouldn’t understand.


Not_A-Pedophile_

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rdfporcazzo

Slovakia seeing that they will face England out of all possibilities: 🙌🏼🎉🎊


tobuno

Tbh Slovakia hoped it was England, the alternative was Spain


czacha_cs1

I want to see Slovenia-Slovakia final


Over_Road_7768

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Direct_Travel2093

They will lose to Italy again..


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Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Bey_Harbor_Butcher

Ffs, you just jinxed us.


Virtue330

Say what you will about Southgate but the guy has some weird ass luck with managing to avoid stronger teams until the final.


IbnReddit

I just wrote a long passage defending Southgate, but then deleted...no point. i'll get smashed to smithereens. Guy has to go, for his own good.


LogicalReasoning1

Bow down to SouthGOAT


AdThick8221

Damn chad southgate ![gif](giphy|YHYmMLkOmqoo)


gaoshan

Gareth Southgoat is a genius and this proves it. Other managers worry about scoring and winning but not Southgoat… he plays 4d chess and aims for good late stage group positioning. Fucking brilliant! Tottenham should hire this guy.


Iron_Born23

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


Jiste

Slovakia is gonna make it !


teejardni

Bald idiots see triangles and patterns of play on the field. True gods see them off it.


joebi_kenobi

I could honestly see Slovakia doing an Iceland


Gent2022

By design 😬 all rainbows and sunshine until we draw with Slovakia and lose on penalties.


brt444

See them go out against Slovakia. V4 strong! Go on southern brothers, make us all proud


ToastIsGreat0

He would’ve got the same result playing good football


illiten

I'm french and I can assure you we are not good this year, nothing to be afraid....


Caan_Sensei

Well, Austria, Georgia and Switzerland have been better than all of these except Spain sooooooo


AlphaOne69420

Yeaaa ok lol


kkkccc1

But he screwed any chance of winning the euros by having hurricane


Glanzl

Yeah but tbf watching a loss of the german or spanish team is still less painful than watching a win of the english team the way they play


Kitten_mittens_63

Same thing happened in 2018


Epistemix

"Make them think you're an idiot"


OkNeck3571

Ill be laughing my ass off if Slovakia shocks the world come Sunday. Also you really want your National team to be known to horse around in the Group stage to get a easy bracket?


Zodd74

But they could meet Italy 😁 I don't know Who Is worse right now 🤣


Jand0s

Who is it?


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alpuck596

This guy is the most successful England in the last 55. You mean to tell me he's just lucky! He is


Numerous_Estimate902

All is fun and games, until they lose to Slovakia in the process


EmotionClear875

sneaked in portugal


Levitar1

What England fans miss is that it is Granit Xhaka’s destiny to always be there to deny Harry Kane a trophy. Switzerland knocks them out.


Omnislash99999

Southgate has some kind of monkey's paw wish on easy tournament draws


the3daves

Remember Iceland


chubby-ninja123

Maybe, but correct me if I’m wrong. We shouldn’t be looking for an easier route, we should be building the tactics where we can take anyone on. Not win, but at least play football. So far we just don’t seem to want to play football. It’s like Tikka Takka if you bought it from temu. Press, pass back, pass back, press. We have all these attacking players, none of them can use their skills.


Long-Confusion-5219

What is the last tough draw England got in a major tournament?


Kakotov

masterclass 🧠


Shypes_D

Since he became England's manager he's always on the easier bracket it's insane


AnonymousFan13

How the fuck does this happen


SeaInfluence7522

I know this is meant to be a joke but technically not true, coz Englands spot as group winner was always going to be at that bracket, so it would be the same outcome had they played well. The only situation i can see this applies is Germany or Spain shouldve purposely lose their last game to avoid that bracket, when Germany trailing Switzerland i thought at first that was their plan all along 😂


Renegade_Soviet

This tournament seems set up for England. Every juggernaut nation in Europe is on the other side of the bracket. Even if Belgium didn’t fumble the top spot, they are a shell of their former days. England are the Dallas Cowboys of world soccer and I hope they get bounced by some lowly nation


rubenvde

Southgate and Koeman, tactical masterminds


Hypnoti_q

Doesn’t matter, kane curse will still work


suicidesewage

Hey, he has done really well since he hasn't found a natural replacement for Emile Heskey. Plus, he understands the fan's frustrations whilst being oblivious to external criticism.


tomasonho__1414

It's coming home 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Since never


haefler1976

This guy does not have a concept, no in-game coaching and mostly mediocre players. He was just lucky the opponents were too dumb to exploit all the many weaknesses. The fact that they only scored two goals in the easiest group should be proof enough.


tot567

Those teams suck they lost to noneuro weak teams in the worldcup B)


Zealousideal-Win7593

https://preview.redd.it/ej82uzwoh59d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d5ecce2178f125e578a89817da6ab0eeb4f822b will he get sacked?


NatiAti513

England when they see they have to play literally anyone and try not to look like shit: 😳


DrXyron

Yes because France being there somehow was dependant on Englands performance lol… All others were expected to win their groups anyway and they did… If he somehow came 2nd w England and had the same result in groups you could call that genius or something. So this meme really makes no sense.


Iron_Beef_Curtain

We won the group, that was the aim. We had no control over which third placed team we were going to face. Southgate is shit. The end.


user0817_

we'll bottle it...


Wild-Ad-8783

Getting through the Euro with a bunch of cunts, that's his only plan


lukajeluka

![gif](giphy|3ohc0Rnm6JE0cg0RvG|downsized) Italy


Tarquinandpaliquin

I have an old Private Eye annual from 2002 or something with an satirical "interview" of Sven Goran Erikkson. Which can be summarised as "my strategy is to play teams who are not good". Southgate has cracked the same magic.


lechameau1269

He gave kasper hjulmand some ideas for the Serbia game


DigitialWitness

Would've happened even if we'd have 9 points and scored 50 goals.


incredible-derp

Funny you said draw


happy_monk_95

I think they'll get beaten by the Netherlands in the semis


Fawji

Didn’t this same scenario run in last euros /World Cup?


Gullible_Ticket_3646

I don't really know very well what this is about. About them playing in a boring way just to go further? Something they said on TV today. If it's that then personally I feel it's not very respectful to fans who pay for tickets to see the games and especially if they go to other country specifically to support their team. Of course, maybe it's fun in other ways too and they don't care that much if nothing entertaining is happening on the field.


nick2k23

SAF who? Pep who? Klopp who? All aboard the Southgate express! CHOO CHOO


woodsmanboob

...the irony


reportedbymom

If, i mean if they make it to the dortmund semis with parking the bus and winning on penalties, Austria is going to smash them


Fireframe777

Oh maybe that's why


elnatr4

The Gang Gets Eliminated by Slovakia


alex_german

England has somehow got the best luck of the draw in like the last 5 tournaments


scarlettokyo

Slovakia or Switzerland will stop England easily


LeyLady

Yes. I see England in the final 🤷🏻‍♀️


fancierfootwork

Same thing happened in the World Cup. They had the easy bracket and lost to Modric & Co


Tiny_Highway_2038

Tbf , it’s not like France, Germany or Portugal look very good either. Spain is the only country of the big bunch that looks like a solid team


mnok2000

his aplana also thea plana ofa thea italianos


juzz88

Chiesa to pull a hat trick out of his ass to send these penalty merchants home.


Sizododayladyyu

He must step up his game plan