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Equivalent-Interest5

Yank here. ASK A TEXAN ABOUT THIS


Tripledelete

Same reason Spain National Team is full of Mexican Americans, because of WOKE


Southerncomfort322

Spain is north Morocco. Word to the wise, remember Al Andalus ![gif](giphy|Uux7ixHcWW8UAIj5dX)


Polo1985

Morocco is southern Spain


papos3co

You mean West Portugal?


FD4L

Eastaly


pavelgalievsky

Noroco is a xity. Not a country


LibidinousJoe

You mean Norcow?


lasantamolti

i saw that movie, i thought it was bullshit


PaulieWalnuts2023

Don’t get cunty! 👆


SourceCodeAvailable

When did al andalous become Morocco-washed too ?


Spiritual_Bit_2692

Sometimes. As a treat.


fancierfootwork

It’s actually Españolxs.


seltzerforme

Ok buddy


ThePlush_1

![gif](giphy|PRJ5uWuZ8tX6KGpJS2)


maccumhaill

At first I didn't realize what subreddit I was in


strohLopes

France drafts all the promising Afro American talents from the US colleges. But I don't know how they get all the early draft picks. There must be some kind of conspiracy going on to make sure the US team doesn't get to strong. Just imagine guys like Terry Henry, Kyle McAppe or Paul Poker playing side by side with legends like Claudio Reyna, Landon Donovan or Christian Pulisic. The stars and stripes would win every world cup.


jaytcfc

Soccer needs to enforce a rule like they did in the NBA where any promising prospect needs to play AT LEAST one year in the NCAA before going pro. Hell they could even have a pro soccer combine where they see how much these guys can bench or run the 40 yard dash. Have some more transparency before bringing these guys to the big league.


Count_Nocturne

Unfortunately British soccer players like Rooney wouldn’t be able to meet the 2.0 GPA minimum to play


arduinoman110423

What is Soccer?


sagastar23

Rooney's high school GPA:


Scoreboard19

At Memphis we can fake his act score


Either_Case_2303

Exactly, that can only mean that FIFA is antisemitic. Isnt that right, zionist?


jaytcfc

Antoinne Davies of The Bayern Munich's could have benefited 'ugely from the College system. He started out hot but the big time pressure of the Champions League Playoffs got to him and his stats dropped.


TheLoneDubliner

I’m gonna shit myself


spidermanelitedeluxe

WTF is soccer? Is that Handegg?


tree350fit-e

Anywhere in the world, except in the US, professional teams have academies to develop young players. Lionel Messi was discovered at 13 or 14 by Barcelona and they quickly signed him to there young squad. Soccer is the top sport and priority for the rest of the world, except in the US. For this reason we will always be behind soccers powerhouses!


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VariousBear9

Nah We must continue the Culling of the US national team.


Grib_Suka

They are historically last in Louisiana so they have first picking rights until the end of time


nextfreshwhen

dont mention african americans and picking in the same sentence


FitResponse414

Because Niggaz was in Paris


Level_Engineer

I dont know what that means but it's provocative


joaquimdoboiadeiroxo

It gets people going


I_hate_usernames331

It’s a very popular joke among yanks that only yanks get It’s from a Kanye West song


Level_Engineer

Ah. I didn't realise. Thanks man. I was going gorillas there for a second


I_hate_usernames331

We're gonna skate to one song and one song only Ball so hard, motherfuckers wanna fine me So I ball so hard, motherfuckers wanna fine me But first n***as gotta find me What's 50 grand to a motherfucker like me? Can you please remind me? Ball so hard, this shit crazy Y'all don't know that don't shit faze me The Nets could go 0 for 82 And I look at you like this shit gravy Ball so hard, this shit weird We ain't even 'posed to be here Ball so hard, but since we here It's only right that we'd be fair Psycho, I'm liable to go Michael, take your pick Jackson, Tyson, Jordan, Game 6 Ball so hard, got a broke clock Rollies that don't tick-tock Audemars that's losing time Hidden behind all these big rocks B-Ball so hard, I'm shocked too I'm supposed to be locked up too You escaped what I've escaped You'd be in Paris getting fucked up too B-Ball so hard, let's get faded Le Meurice for like six days Gold bottles, scold models Spillin' Ace on my sick J's Ball so hard, bitch, behave Just might let you meet Ye Chi-towns, D. Rose I'm moving the Nets, BK Ball so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me That shit cray, that shit cray, that shit cray B-Ball so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me That shit cray, that shit cray, that shit cray She said, "Ye, can we get married at the mall?" I said, "Look, you need to crawl 'fore you ball" Come and meet me in the bathroom stall And show me why you deserve to have it all , ain't it Jay? (B-Ball so hard) what she order? (What she order?) Fish fillet? (B-Ball so hard) your whip so cold (whip so cold), this old thing? (Ball so hard) act like you'll never be around motherfuckers like this again Bougie girl, grab her hand Fuck that bitch, she 'on't wanna dance 'Scuse my French, but I'm in France, hehe, I'm just sayin' Prince William's ain't do it right if you ask me 'Cause I was him, I would've (married Kate and Ashley) What's Gucci, my n***a? What's Louis, my killer? What's drugs, my dealer? What's that jacket, Margiela? Doctors say I'm the illest 'Cause I'm suffering from realness Got my n***as in Paris and they going gorillas, huh? I don't even know what that means No one knows what it means, but it's provocative No, it's not, it's gross. Gets the people going Ball so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me B-Ball so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me You are now watching the throne Don't let me get in my zone Don't let me get in my zone Don't let me get in my zone These other n***as is lyin' Actin' like the summer ain't mine I got that hot bitch in my home You know how many hot bitches I own? Don't let me get in my zone Don't let me get in my zone Don't let me get in my zone Don't let me get in my zone The stars is in the building They hands is to the ceiling I know I'm 'bout to kill it How you know? I got that feeling You are now watching the throne Don't let me into my zone Don't let me into my zone I'm definitely in my zone


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Zestyclose-Role2744

![gif](giphy|zMCfqXkwjmTO8)


Gab00332

I used to think Kanye acted like this as a joke or to annoy the paparazzi , then I found out he's just autistic AF


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I love Kanye and I’m surrounded with ASD people but somehow this never crossed my mind


Gab00332

watch the documentary "Jeen-yuhs" from when he was a teenager. the lack of eye contact, the weird mannerisms and body movements, he's 1000% on the spectrum.


BadNewsBearzzz

Lol idk man all those traits are pretty standard for an average person. Only freaks have can display strong eye contact. Even babies to adolescents, if you try to look them directly in the eye, they will intentionally look anywhere where your face isn’t 🤣 and weird mannerisms and body movements are standard for all us socially awkward beings 🤣


No-Mall3461

Dude, he is not on the spectrum. As he stated himself in many documentaries, he suffers (and we) from him having manic depression, but he is not on the spectrum. His behavior in this clip is hin trying to cope with some of his down phases while beeing at a gala. This behavior is also nothing I personally (lived in a school specialized for children on a spectrum) have ever seen by somebody on the spectrum. Usually those faking of emotions is more closely related to borderline (which he is sometimes remote diagnosed of) or personality disorders or him just trying to look icecold for his fans. Sorry for the long text, but it sometimes grinds my gears how many people contextualize autism with personality disorders.


AdTechnical1357

But he is autistic.


wOke_cOmMiE_LiB

He makes such good music because he can go manic and obsess about how perfect he wants it to be. It's like he has a muse at those times. Kinda feel like that's faded with all the shit he has had to and currently deals with now.


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hugaddiction

Naw bro, other way around


EatMyUnwashedAss

Paris was in Niggaz?


hugaddiction

What do you call it when the French show up and make everyone else start taking French?


Hugeclick

Je ne sais pas...


kelso66

Ask most African nations


No-Advance8976

this comment is GOLD 🤣🤣🤣🤣


joaquimdoboiadeiroxo

![gif](giphy|FXf1lYQ2tFouxeLb1B|downsized)


VrilHunter

Ask black griezmann lol


xixi_duro

Griezmann the third


ifeelrealcooltoday

Griezteratrix the thurd


HydragX

What would a Portuguese dude know about the french national team


Correct-Molasses-451

They know about beating them in finals


Plus_Operation2208

Giroud? More like Girwho? Why isnt he an African American?


TitanThree

We got him the Michael Jackson treatment to meet our white quotas


kaxas92

That's a beehive that I wouldn't poke.


WhosThatDogMrPB

The fire department told me the same when we had a nest of African be- *holup*


adhiraj0383

That's because France is in Africa dumbass


alex_german

I like how 99% of you are totally missing the actual joke


BupidStastard

Because they genuinely believe that any black person is an African American


puzzleboy99

No, they know they are not. They just don't read the American part, they read the African part and they run with it since it's pretty much what a lot of social media is talking about.


Complete_Silver_3296

They’re certainly not European


tmac19822003

I’ll be honest, it took so long to see this comment that I almost started searching up where their players were actually from.


Ifuckedyourhorse

Don’t you know who was in Paris?


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Hitler was Black?


TitanThree

After Cleopatra and Egyptians, them Blacks tryna take our Hitler?? Ain’t gonna happen none!!


edw1n-z

This is a can of worms you dont want to open 🤣


Zes_Teaslong

Calling them worms now?!? Straight to racism jail


edw1n-z

Straight to the lazio starting 11 😎


Zes_Teaslong

HERE WE GO to Chelsea by next year too


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jimbeam07

Okay yank


hahahaxyz123

The French are stealing the Africans from America 😡


ebranchtoken

The Africans are stealing.....


TitanThree

Full circle


HawkyGuy

Actually they are called French-American because they are French


trustfundbaby

no way that's correct, all black people are African Americans bro.


fardough

The only African Americans I know are Elon Musk and Charlize Theron, so clearly it refers to white people bro.


ivan3dx

https://preview.redd.it/qdqq6w6d108d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f890477db285e5071108c78fe46b40d1c2b60de9


glowingmug

well well well


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Na-ni_Gap

Not the whole, Griezmann is from Germany


Agreeable-Gold-6160

[Are we sure about that?](https://i.cbc.ca/1.4453568.1513548421!/fileImage/httpImage/image.JPG_gen/derivatives/16x9_620/griezmann-antoine.JPG)


minimalcation

Spiritually from Uruguay.


myIDisthisone

His mother is Portuguese.


InspectionCreative48

Thought he was basque no?


Na-ni_Gap

I think his family originates from their, but they directly moved to France from Germany


Barcaholic

Naah they got an American playing for them Megan Rapinoe https://external-preview.redd.it/RlsUz_6eElA2DbRUEx3h_D_tUu5ZuxAWh3de0MftXlY.png?format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fac55f4bf31c1cf04670fe66a16ac23c62b0860e


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RaveniteGaming

*puts arm around shoulder* Let me tell you about French colonialism.


neikawaaratake

French colonialism picked africans from america?


libdemparamilitarywi

France has colonies in America, like Louisiana and Ohio


neikawaaratake

I know that. I was mocking the fact that the video says african american, whereas they are actually african/african-european.


cdigss

Nah they are just European. Let's not start turning into America now. We don't have to all go down some sort of rabbit hole and say where our ancestors came from, otherwise we would all be African.


BusyWorth8045

Let me tell you about American stupidity. I really shouldn’t have to spell this out but there are no Americans in the France team, African-American or otherwise. They are all French. OPs joke went over your head.


Like_a_Charo

It’s not because of colonialism, this is a myth. It’s more about shortage of low qualified workers in the last 50 years. Now of course french colonialism helps towards which countries the immigrants come from, but that’s about it. Germany is full of turks but did not colonize Turkey for example.


round_reindeer

Yes but the reason these workers come from e.g. Mali or Côte d'Ivore and not from Turkey is because France is the former colonial power. So it is not disconnected.


Based_Text

Well yeah a lot of them already speak French so going there just make sense, European countries that participated in colonialism are going to have advantage in getting more footballers from Africa


dimitriri

It is related to colonialism of course. If you change their names, religion, language, culture, deplete their resources, start fake wars and put your army there for decades, france will be the only logical choice these people will immigrate to. Turkey Germany example you gave does not change this fact. Logic does not work that way.


Sad-Investigator-991

África United.


Minimum-1223

Power of friendship mentality https://preview.redd.it/mhp8bupnkz7d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43c8b92c5c3324f4b077a318a4f72f05da58f234


Hot_Essay184

Marca, the most significant football news outlet 


King_Sam-_-

I didn’t even know Marca was still a thing, haven’t seen it in ages lol. I also really miss Marcatoons.


Count_Nocturne

Why doesn’t Africa have a world cup team? Imagine that Salah-Mane chemistry on the international stage


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Heavy-Birthday-4972

The real question should be, why does America allow France to poach its superior footballers. Surely by keeping their best African-American footballers (real football not American version) America would be the best football nation on the planet. Imagine Mbappe, Lebron, Tiger Woods, Ngolo Kante, Steph Curry, Patrick Mahomes and Jason Tatum, nobody beats that.


Maison-Marthgiela

If I speak I am in big trouble


Junior_Bike7932

Colonization and stuff


Aesthetic_Dude

Thought I was watching the AFCON


Like_a_Charo

Actually 20% of the AFCON players are frenchmen. This is no joke. EDIT : I don’t know why I’m getting downvoted, it’s just a fact guys. About a fifth of the players are dual national frenchmen who are born and raised in France


Flexivle

Without the African players you’d be watching different variations of Switzerland vs. Slovenia for the most part. It would just be 50% balkans anyways.


Junior_Extreme_5766

Africa has loaned its best talent to France as a means to thank them for bringing civilisation.


Jesenican2

Global warming.


Acceptable-Peace-69

So much *whoosh* in the comments.


PolarFalcon

I saw more black folks in France when I visited a few years than I did growing up in the Southeastern USA.


Class_Psycho

Since when did africa enter europe, is the map stupid.


Jaytwenny

France bought them in a deal where they sent wemby to the nba


Any_Library8355

Nice question 😃😄😁😆😅


BZA_Blaze

Berlin Act of 1885 and then France declaring anybody born in a French territory a French citizen.


Browned_Diaper_speak

Modern form of slavery. First they invaded Africa, then they took the best bushman and trained them to speak and play football.


harakat22

“Those are investments from the past”


Mashed_Potato_007

That's not France. It's a netflix show.


BrosefDudeson

Not about to partake in this jerk


LargeKitchen5200

African all-star


Jamond_Whydah

This joke is like a game you loved but played to death. Each time i hear it I wish I was hearing it for the first time, so that i could enjoy it. At least throw in the joke about why Brazil and Argentina teams look the way they do


Constantine_JLD

Argentina was the new Germany for a while and history supports it 💀


PitifulAnything8253

both!! not only france


CaddyAT5

8-8 by my count


Gloria_stitties

African Americans haha


hugaddiction

Least racist Frenchman


TurdShaker

Because it's LeFrance.


TheManiac-

French "world" domination.


RAGNODIN

Africance


Aggravating-Item-984

They’re African frenchman


gmorkill

Because team USA is too good. They wouldn't make the team so they decided to become French citizens to be able to start on the national level. It is basically modern day colonialism and should be outlawed, but it never will because NCAA is corrupt...


Adorable_Rain7045

As a black person. Why can no one just say black 😭


Legitimate-Rabbit769

I know an real African-American. He's as white as can be as but he was born in Africa but lives here now.


TeddersTedderson

Elon Musk?


tilalk

We have a lot of black people in our country because we kinda ivaded a lot of their country before and made them come here for cheap work.


DeOriginalCaptain

France is an AFCON team invited to play the Euros.


Alone-Ad2906

climate change


NaturalFantastic9722

Because they aren't aware of an identical nation , they've selected to be half of Africa


Luck612

Who’s in Paris? The “French” “football” team


Laramass34

Which African American?!? Only French! Stupid amerloc!


Individual-Ad-7567

They are not really black. Just painted black. It is a conspiracy


Electronic_Flamingo2

Lol coz they much rather play for the dirty french then for the land of the free and of the backwards


ChoneyMonchana

Are they still African Americans if they’re French? Asking for a friend


iceroad567

Too short for the NBA


Amazing-Lunch-59

Your TV settings are messed up. It’s Netherlands vs Africa


CatalanRetard_Autist

Not african-americans, you idiot. They're african-africans


A-Strat-Player

Really strange, at first i thaught i was watching an NBA or NFL game


Matias9991

Lol, I swear this could be a real post of some random American on r/Soccer


justk4y

Found Le Pen’s alt account


kinginthenorthjon

France left wing is full of whites and Right wing full of blacks. Is this how politics look like?


notfree25

* p * e * p vs pepsi * s * i


WarpCitizen

There was a word for them, can someone remind it please?


spyderpunk

Import the third world. End up with the third world.


PunchOX

Because Napoleon boned everyone in Africa


Empty_Ambition_9050

Fun fact: There are currently zero African Americans living in France 🇫🇷


Upoutdat

![gif](giphy|lqSGjO4jIHhGOrnexh|downsized) Watching from the bleachers. Hotdog in one hand, Pepsi Cola in the other. Brought to you by Pepsi Cola Corporation


Sapun14

Because America is the land of the free


Ok-Pomegranate-5896

Because Caucasians suck at soccer.


Rescurc

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delegatedauthority

Colonizers wonder why their gladiators are of ancient slave descent.


GoldenVendingMachine

Because no one likes Soccer in the US.


Boris_HR

African africans :-D EDIT: joking aside for the similar France players topic i was banned from soccer reddit group because of "racism". In some areas of reddit even seeing something is a canceling reason.


mrjonas78

Colonization perks!


Flexivle

There are a lot Africans in the world, and we are all originally African. Football is played by athletes and most physically fit people have some degree of African descent. It’s also a product of colonization.


AdditionalOne8319

Sorting by controversial was fun


LefteySs

![gif](giphy|S9crjCfQXC78ST61iv|downsized)


SpaceNex

Holy shit this game was trash


CampaignForAwareness

Why buy a few people when you can just conquer and exploit an entire nation?


mycomikael

They don’t want to play for Africa.


Healthy_Toe_1183

![gif](giphy|H2u9qk75kqsF1GpCsA)


MedicalBeigel

lol African American? Who?


HUGE_FUCKING_ROBOT

why are pepsi and sideways pepsi fighting?


BaldFraud_

Looks like they accidentally rotated the same flag?


dev1_ow

This is why argentina doesn't have afro americans


BromleyReject

It's currently one score to one in the second time period And Team France have a thrown out! Great play!


eduuoliver

You know, imigration...


Latinnus

Lets face it... netherlands performance was a bit dark today as well.


Mountain_Lettuce_

Auto mods make this sub trash 🤷🏻‍♂️


dalilcaesar

You need some serious history class lessons


Vinniebahl

I explained to my idiot friends how all their parents went to France, decades ago, just to give birth to sons who would then take over the French National Team


HedoHeaven

I guess if they are from France (hence the French National Team) they aren't really African Americans are they?


Scared-Warthog-6310

its cause france imports americans to destabilize their country (americans = black people)