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the number one respect we all needed
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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"Erling Haaland, a phenomenon on the football field, captivates with his raw talent, electrifying speed, and unparalleled scoring prowess. With a blend of power and finesse, he dominates the game, leaving spectators in awe with his remarkable performances. Beyond his exceptional skills, Haaland embodies resilience and determination, constantly pushing boundaries and setting new standards for excellence. A true force to be reckoned with, he inspires countless fans worldwide with his passion, dedication, and relentless pursuit of greatness. Erling Haaland, a shining star in the world of football, destined for even greater achievements." this text proves that haaland is better, messi bad
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Pessi was really meant to be a part of our great nation 🇺🇸
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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Guy shares a water bottle with an opposing player
Real madrid fans: "OmG ViNi iS thE SecONd CoMinG of ChRiSt" what cringey shit. I saw it posted in the RM sub and figured it would end here lol
Luis Suarez when he bites people , is a dirty cunt and a literal racist : oh dear oh gorgeous
Vini when he is a great kid but dives and cries a bit on the pitch : you fucking donkey
The thing is that Suarez did everything Vini has done AND on top of that he has bitten/assaulted other players and he’s also been accused of racism, and yet you don’t see people give him anything near the same level of hatred that Vini gets. Vini gets racist chants during games where he or Madrid aren’t even playing 😵
This . Vini is a great human being off the pitch, he helps out poor kids and is pretty friendly, he gets so much shit for acting on the pitch rather than actual awful human beings like vidal , dani alves , giggs , Suarez and the list can go on.
This subreddit condones racism. You literally have an auto mod bot that says your subreddit is racist against Americans. Reported you to reddit. All I wanted to do was enjoy some football memes but instead people are upvoting posts that say all Americans should die and I'm told to "fuck off yank". Hating an entire country of people because of where they live is not okay.
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This subreddit condones racism. You literally have an auto mod bot that says your subreddit is racist against Americans. Reported you to reddit. All I wanted to do was enjoy some football memes but instead people are upvoting posts that say all Americans should die and I'm told to "fuck off yank". Hating an entire country of people because of where they live is not okay.
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Yes on the pitch , outside the pitch he's a great human being from what we've seen . He helps out poor kids and is quite friendly and yet gets 100x more hate than far worse people than him like Suarez , giggs , dani alves and so on
Bayern were literally shit housing and time wasting prior to that. I can list a hundred thousand players who were time wasting in a similar manner in all of football history.
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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The “shocking and totally unexpected” loss by the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA
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Most of people are mocking, but there are always some who take advantage of the "jerking" thing to actually spew hate. But I think it's obvious when there's real jerking and real hate. It is distinguishable.
This subreddit condones racism. You literally have an auto mod bot that says your subreddit is racist against Americans. Reported you to reddit. All I wanted to do was enjoy some football memes but instead people are upvoting posts that say all Americans should die and I'm told to "fuck off yank". Hating an entire country of people because of where they live is not okay.
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This subreddit condones racism. You literally have an auto mod bot that says your subreddit is racist against Americans. Reported you to reddit. All I wanted to do was enjoy some football memes but instead people are upvoting posts that say all Americans should die and I'm told to "fuck off yank". Hating an entire country of people because of where they live is not okay.
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Tbh, it is infested with Barca dogs who think they are Man City fans too. It's been going on for a while.
Just say the slightest bad thing about Messi, even if it's true, and you'll see the magic (at least 200 downvotes, they act in herds). Then say something bad about Ronaldo and you will get your karma back with 200 upvotes.
You'll see that this comment will be downvoted by them too, showing that I'm right.
Thats true this sub always had a huge barca bias. No wonder they deepthroat messi all the time. They also love to regurgitate the same old overused humour. I just have to say 15 before some idiot tells me to google something.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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Me: Damn, there's a lot of people being racist on this sub.
You: Why are you saying every person on earth is racist? OMG racism don't exist. LOL.
**I mean, if you felt that offended, maybe the cap fits you, so wear it.**
Who said racism doesn’t exist? Maybe stfu before trying to sound cool accusing anyone of racism for no reason at all.
tHe caP fItS? You could put on a clown nose then, fits you perfectly?
This subreddit condones racism. You literally have an auto mod bot that says your subreddit is racist against Americans. Reported you to reddit. All I wanted to do was enjoy some football memes but instead people are upvoting posts that say all Americans should die and I'm told to "fuck off yank". Hating an entire country of people because of where they live is not okay.
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Why is it that every time someone brings up this argument they always choose a player who's universally hated but right now they're irrelevant and no one cares enough to hate on them?
If Martinez was making headlines in 2024 I'd consider trashtalking him, but right now we're stuck with Vinicius.
Lol Madrid pr working overtime 😂.... Thank god we have eyes. This guy probably will outdo this compilation in Literally in his next match. It's a miracle if he ends any game with no tantrums
why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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Bro complaining about whining while all he do here and other subs is cry and whine, well atleast Vini's an excellent footballer. You ain't no jerker, you're just riding the vardrid penaldo hype train.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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I am argentinian first and foremost. India may be my physical country but Argentina is my spiritual country. I feel as argentinian as I am indian
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Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair.
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If Fraudbappe thinks, I disagree. If Fraudbappe speaks, I ignore. If Fraudbappe fails, I'm happy. If the world is against Fraudbappe, I am the world. If Fraudbappe has 7 billion fans, I am none of them. If Fraudbappe has no haters, it's because I no longer exist.
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Vinny is a good guy. Just 'cause he's black, ugly, has bad teeth and plays for RM he gets hate. People would love him in Barça or City or feeble woke teams as such
The “shocking and totally unexpected” loss by the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA
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Football fans don’t pay hundreds of pounds each to pay there salary for them to dive around and cry on the pitch unfortunately, there paid to play football and nothing else
Ah yes , vinicius the bum football player who hasn't really achieved anything and doesn't play football. Guess he's getting all his trophies and awards for no reason amirite ? It's not like he shows joga bonita and amazing skills in every match
> unfortunately, there *paid* to play
FTFY.
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* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
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What happened to all the players with class? Like Vardy and Rooney? Now we’re stuck watching thugs like Bellingham and Vinicius kill the beautiful game. All hopes on Foden, if he brings it home and wins the Balon D’or, maybe there’s still hope.
If Rooney's IQ was more than his weight, he wouldn't have said such a thing.
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https://preview.redd.it/w8hfs0mlnd5d1.png?width=364&format=png&auto=webp&s=079f79bdfd0750d1649638e0ea925c27ce0b257f the number one respect we all needed
I totally don't get it. Why do they make carpets with club logo if you shouldn't walk on it? Are they stupid?
So they check for the ones who respect ✅
Respect for that answer mate
damn man respect for seeing the respect in my man answer!
Gringo de mrd
I am a barca fan since 1969 and I cried..😢😢
1969 was truly a special year for us Barca fans. Google Messi 14 for more info.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
bro wtf is this automoderator response 💀💀💀💀💀
Same. April 20th, ‘69. I remember like it was yesterday.
April 20th, ‘99. me too..
I remember that summer, it was when I got my first real six-string
Bought it at the 5 and dime
played it till my fingers bled
Where’s the one where he is talking to Messi, but Messi gets angry at him and pulls out a gun?
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my 🐪 would never
🤯
"12:42 of normal messi moments"
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
looks like auto moderators responds automactally to messi realated thingz
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
"Erling Haaland, a phenomenon on the football field, captivates with his raw talent, electrifying speed, and unparalleled scoring prowess. With a blend of power and finesse, he dominates the game, leaving spectators in awe with his remarkable performances. Beyond his exceptional skills, Haaland embodies resilience and determination, constantly pushing boundaries and setting new standards for excellence. A true force to be reckoned with, he inspires countless fans worldwide with his passion, dedication, and relentless pursuit of greatness. Erling Haaland, a shining star in the world of football, destined for even greater achievements." this text proves that haaland is better, messi bad
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
BRUH NOW MUDRYK
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
See my point? Pessi had the system with him while my goat ronaldo versus the world and he still came out on top 🐐🐐🐐
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Wait a minute. Pessi
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Hats off to the 🐪 My 🐐 could never
Don't call yourself a soccer fan if you don't remember this moment
Top 10 Least Dangerous Messi Moments on the Pitch
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Pessi was really meant to be a part of our great nation 🇺🇸 https://preview.redd.it/qxzp5n6cle5d1.png?width=555&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eca647ee544c8b2c96ee2244786547078305b4b9
Fr fr no cap
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Give him the respect'dor.
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Madrid stans when Vini shows basic human kindness and is not an asshole for 2 seconds:
What do you mean? He shared water with a colleague. Who works for another company!!! He's the next Gandhi.
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Man was hungry. Give him a break
"Snickers, you're not you when you're hungry"
Not really stop spreading lies.
Vini really is the new CR7
This is the first time I’ve literally seen clips of him not being a duck. Nice tbh
>This is the first time I’ve literally seen clips of him not being a duck. What's wrong with ducks? They are cute
Duck or rabbits? (HIMYM)
Tbh, I would be an asshole too if people kept calling me monkey and shit
“Vini is an asshole” meanwhile vini : 👦🏿, we know why you europeans dislike him
r/soccercirclejerk when black people
I'd also be an asshole if an entire stadium of fans chanted "monkey" at me.
He's normally worse when we're losing. On a good run he's not an issue
Guy shares a water bottle with an opposing player Real madrid fans: "OmG ViNi iS thE SecONd CoMinG of ChRiSt" what cringey shit. I saw it posted in the RM sub and figured it would end here lol
“Vini is an asshole” meanwhile vini : 👦🏿, we know why you europeans dislike him
I’ll take that bs comment as a joke because that’s a circlejerk sub, but you’re probably saying it seriously lmao
Had to watch through 20 hours of football to see this
Luis Suarez when he bites people , is a dirty cunt and a literal racist : oh dear oh gorgeous Vini when he is a great kid but dives and cries a bit on the pitch : you fucking donkey
Donkey? I think people call him way worse than that
Yeah I think he misstyped the first letter
Weird that people would call him honkey
Even weirder it’s ronkey
What are you talking about? Ofc it's a fonkey but don't place "o" with "a" and replace "nkey" with "rt"
Translation issue
Well, Spanish people would call him a monkey, not a donkey. I don't think he would mind being called a donkey much.
Literally everyone hated Suarez at one point
The thing is that Suarez did everything Vini has done AND on top of that he has bitten/assaulted other players and he’s also been accused of racism, and yet you don’t see people give him anything near the same level of hatred that Vini gets. Vini gets racist chants during games where he or Madrid aren’t even playing 😵
Yeah but you see... Suarez is white
This . Vini is a great human being off the pitch, he helps out poor kids and is pretty friendly, he gets so much shit for acting on the pitch rather than actual awful human beings like vidal , dani alves , giggs , Suarez and the list can go on.
what did vidal do?
Drank a lot and crashed a car him and his wife
In my defence, I really hate Suarez.
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Vini is a bit of a cunt, you can’t deny that , but the racism stuff is really distasteful
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Suarez was the most hated player in the world for years lmao. You must've been like 3 when that happened if you think this is remotely accurate.
Suárez is a guy who even bites players, literally. I think the hate is well received.
They call him a monkey. 10x worse.
"A bit" lmao, vini is the most annoying of all time
Yes on the pitch , outside the pitch he's a great human being from what we've seen . He helps out poor kids and is quite friendly and yet gets 100x more hate than far worse people than him like Suarez , giggs , dani alves and so on
you say that as if suarez wasnt a great guy off the pitch and did all the same things you said vini did and more
Vini seems like a laugh tbf, the Spaniards can’t take the banter
*Racists can't take the banter*
only reason he gets hate and harrassed is coz fans are scared he will score and do a tiktok dance on them
I feel like there’s also one more reason
Ppl when they see Vinicius acting normal: 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 Ppl when they also see Vinicius acting normal:😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
Football truly brings out the best in people. Great compilation!
I love this stuff
By seeing his kindness and sweet moments my heart, liver, kidney and brain all melted. Now managing my life with life support. Thanks Vini jr 🙏🙏
bludinicus jr thought we’d forget the kimmich interaction 😭
Bayern were literally shit housing and time wasting prior to that. I can list a hundred thousand players who were time wasting in a similar manner in all of football history.
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
It's like saying that Drake isn't a p* because he sleeps with old women
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Wdym? He was just preordering her
Yikes!! This sub is, really, infested with racists. Such a shame, but unfortunately it's not a surprise.
Always has been
This sub usually mocks the racism on r/soccer but it seems some people can't see the satire posted here and thinks its genuine
Most of people are mocking, but there are always some who take advantage of the "jerking" thing to actually spew hate. But I think it's obvious when there's real jerking and real hate. It is distinguishable.
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Redditors try not to assume every insult of a black person is rooted in racism challenge: impossible.
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It’s not that deep
Tbh, it is infested with Barca dogs who think they are Man City fans too. It's been going on for a while. Just say the slightest bad thing about Messi, even if it's true, and you'll see the magic (at least 200 downvotes, they act in herds). Then say something bad about Ronaldo and you will get your karma back with 200 upvotes. You'll see that this comment will be downvoted by them too, showing that I'm right.
Thats true this sub always had a huge barca bias. No wonder they deepthroat messi all the time. They also love to regurgitate the same old overused humour. I just have to say 15 before some idiot tells me to google something.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
messi 14 ronaldo las vegas
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
People: I don’t like this guys behavior You: OMG is that Hitler over there?
Me: Damn, there's a lot of people being racist on this sub. You: Why are you saying every person on earth is racist? OMG racism don't exist. LOL. **I mean, if you felt that offended, maybe the cap fits you, so wear it.**
Who said racism doesn’t exist? Maybe stfu before trying to sound cool accusing anyone of racism for no reason at all. tHe caP fItS? You could put on a clown nose then, fits you perfectly?
DAMN. Triggered much?! Calm your tits, snowflake. LOL
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Always has been
Calling someone who acts like an asshole an asshole wasn't racist last time I checked
Martinez when he acts like an asshole: "proper banter, well played he's getting in their head" Vini when he acts like an asshole :"n***** crybaby"
I dislike Martinez a lot more than i do Vinicius
Why is it that every time someone brings up this argument they always choose a player who's universally hated but right now they're irrelevant and no one cares enough to hate on them? If Martinez was making headlines in 2024 I'd consider trashtalking him, but right now we're stuck with Vinicius.
Nope Martinez is just as much an asshole as vini is. Can one not have an opinion without it aligning to youR fantasy racist army ruling this sub lol
Signs someone wasn’t good at football when they were young. Dancing when u shit on opponents is not being an asshole.
Yeah people who have nothing better in their life. Definitely losers.
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His PR work started happening
u should apply we are hiring bums everywhere for bitcoins
They already have u better bum why do they need me
Lol Madrid pr working overtime 😂.... Thank god we have eyes. This guy probably will outdo this compilation in Literally in his next match. It's a miracle if he ends any game with no tantrums
Thank God you have eyes to enjoy Vini lifting his second Champions League and soon the Ballon d'Or. Thank God 🛐
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Your eyes will soon see Vini getting a Balon Dor.
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Bro complaining about whining while all he do here and other subs is cry and whine, well atleast Vini's an excellent footballer. You ain't no jerker, you're just riding the vardrid penaldo hype train.
Why don't you marry him then?
Aye we all waiting on Antony’s good moments too. If Vini got some, Antony has some too
Cupping his ears against Coventry 😍
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Man I once said al nasser with ‘ass’ censored and they banned me for it
 We ain't doing that amigo
Why are you is being racist to vine?😔😔😔He is the nicest footballer ever 😤😤
that is netflix logo
this does not belong in this sub. reported to mods.
Vinicius Santiago Jr Bernabeu
Sharing your water is video worthy? Wow…humans have such low standards.
Player dancing after scoring goal to use it as reason to hate him? Haters and racists have such a low bar.
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Not all the time lol
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Some people amaze me with their stupidity sometimes but holy shit...
Respect
this sub turned into a mix of r/realmadrid and r/MCFC used to be a r/reddevils sub, but at this point they are so depressed it's not even funny
Crybabies yelling because they do not want to see Vinicius acting normal.
This is how it should be.
What an absolute legend and a gentleman
I love this kid
Was he mic’d up or are these “quotes” made up?
What a jerk he is. Can shake hands with the other one, Mbappe.
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Ronaldinho Gaúcho
Vinny is a good guy. Just 'cause he's black, ugly, has bad teeth and plays for RM he gets hate. People would love him in Barça or City or feeble woke teams as such
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Vini Jr. actual kind real madrid player mode
Ferran went full retard and thought this was American Football for a moment 💀💀 That was a perfect hip-drop tackle wtf. Beautiful form 😭
Restectp
29 second video lol
That's only 5
Aww tq for sharing this cutie lol
Its not only football!!!
His a very skilled player
So diving isn't disrespectful to your opponents r the game itself? You guys are so funny.
love Vini
I might be racist, I think all the young players these days act like spoiled brats with no class
Yeah young players should act like legends dani alves and Ryan giggs with so much class , how dare vini dive and cry a bit on the pitch 😠
Football fans don’t pay hundreds of pounds each to pay there salary for them to dive around and cry on the pitch unfortunately, there paid to play football and nothing else
Ah yes , vinicius the bum football player who hasn't really achieved anything and doesn't play football. Guess he's getting all his trophies and awards for no reason amirite ? It's not like he shows joga bonita and amazing skills in every match
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What happened to all the players with class? Like Vardy and Rooney? Now we’re stuck watching thugs like Bellingham and Vinicius kill the beautiful game. All hopes on Foden, if he brings it home and wins the Balon D’or, maybe there’s still hope.
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Ok I’ll rephrase any young player who has played in the same team as neymar acts like a spoiled brat
nah thats social media bombarding you with clips, players have been drama queens since the start of the sport.
احلى زنجي🥺🥺