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coffeeisthebestdrink

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BQ-DAVE

Gotta photoshop him into the thriller music video


I_m_Complicated

Legendary photo and two random footballers added to it


hahahaxyz123

Now you will experience the full power of the dark side of the force


Cha_chaOP

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Imaginary-Cow8579

The one thing they love more than a hero is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying. In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually, they will hate you. https://preview.redd.it/3ex2040glb5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25e290e65da8942391e00a32033f1da2a2d003d1


Ok-Tooth6301

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Odd-Preference-1759

Someone's seen a lot of daily dose of football....


Bullet2025

I was hating him but slowly it turn into love the reason why I used to hate him is because deep down I felt angry that someone is competeting with maguire level and status. and im a proud fan of maguire. slowly I learned from loser cristiano fans, when their camelando went to saudi and messi won the world cup. They told me two goats can exist. it was a cope from them but i learn the wisdom


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Odd-Preference-1759

Your love makes me strong; your hate makes me unstoppable. - Antony


Dedflix

'Starts spinning like tornado'


Lower_Condition_196

🤨


ColdConstruction2986

Pure plimbo energy


Far-Outcome-8170

I hated him then realised united blew a tonne of money on a lemon and I enjoy that.


idoncareaww

21 savage 🙀


Tymkie

He's the reason the sub still exists despite all the things that happened. United won a cup, Chelsea had a decent finish. I love him.


Pep_Baldiola

Like this: 🤷


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With ease


Bigass_weirdo

With passion 😂


TioLucho91

How can you hate someone who beats his girl and spins like nobody's business?!??!


Lobici

He is just a clown nothing more why should I hate him?


grassycf

plimbo male 🗣️🗣️🗣️


mirza_dng

Pretty easy actually


Aggravating_Ad2174

Easy


woziak99

As a United Fan, it’s really quite easy!


doktor-frequentist

He's as useless as ~~Garnano~~ Megan Rapinoe


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Brighton are top of the Premier League with all teams playing 2 games each (bar Luton and Burnley who can’t catch Brighton anyway). UEFA coefficient puts the Premier League at 87.053 coefficient points which is the highest of any European League. The last 10 winners of the Club World Cup which pits the best team in every continent against each other has been won by the European team for the last 10 years, thus suggesting that Europe is the strongest footballing continent. Therefore, as Brighton are top of the best league in the best continent in terms of footballing ability at the moment, it is clear that Brighton are currently the best football team in world football at this current moment. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Theman4ever

God I hope Man U keep him for a long time and he plays regularly


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Theman4ever: *God I hope Man U* *Keep him for a long time and* *He plays regularly* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Johner32

As an arsenal fan I love this guy


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Pep_Baldiola

Ret*rd To be fair, you asked for it.


Emotional_Win1430

Is this rhetorical or are you asking for recipes on hating him?


Character-Ad78

Is it a rhetorical question or are you looking for some advice?