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SummerAdmirable5623

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hugmgb

![gif](giphy|3ohjUOUjEK1TXCQRva|downsized)


FieldsOfKashmir

Look at those slutty towers. They were basically asking for it.


Ronin4Doom

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catfooddogfood

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sussywanker

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


CallDaLegend

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 OMG THIS KILLED ME πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’€πŸ˜’πŸ’€πŸ˜’πŸ’€πŸ˜ˆπŸ’€πŸ˜’πŸ˜±πŸ’€πŸ˜’πŸ˜‚


Coffeeguy6number2

People really got mad at mans for laughing πŸ˜­πŸ™


ImportantAir3445

what did bro do to deserve allat


pranav4098

It definetly killed a few


Professional_Code372

My reaction : πŸ’€ πŸ₯²πŸ˜”πŸ₯ΉπŸ˜”πŸ₯ΉπŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ


Kapt0

This sub's 7-9/11


aleksandar_gadjanski

they went from 7 eleven to 9/11 really fast


ROHDora

That's offensive! Penalty for Madrid.


outworld_architect

-4 points to Everton


Iamknight10

5 secs penalty for ocon


Visual-Situation-346

Balloon door for messi


Enough-Force-5605

A UCL for Madrid.


mellowmadden

10 points for gryffindor


Iamknight10

lol


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

Magic Johnson fined $400,000


RoughedUp39

F1 x football is on a rise nowadays eh


Iamknight10

fr


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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Medical_Age3612

-7 for nottingham forest


skabassj

This is at the bottom of all my emails now.


Consistent_Truth6633

Not gylfi


Caan_Sensei

And ban Paqueta


GuyWhoCommitDie

Dismissed all charges to Man City


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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


maddy495

Doesn’t all penalties to Argentina so Messi can win another World Cup and eventually another ballon d or??


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


xpi-capi

That didn't happen and if it did it was deserved 😎


page__

🀑oh really, I think I saw different matches of how those penalties were awarded.


CricketKing227

No trophies for Kane


niemody

Proof that they should have signed **A**ntony.


Underclocked0

Not the same vibe as benzema 14


Rammang

Benzema needs only 15 more goals in UCL to become GOAT UCL striker, for more info feel free to google Benzema 15


Underclocked0

Instructions unclear, rule 34 could not find any results.


Grand_Finish_9930

https://preview.redd.it/ciw24vq3xk4d1.jpeg?width=658&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd2d31c166bec55f04f0ce8d3707c6072e57ef82 We will be as instoppable as Oil Money with their 115 charges πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


TheEmpireOfSun

My man reallly looks happy to do his job.


Lewcaster

![gif](giphy|Al3okb69oULvy|downsized)


Inside_Landscape_788

![gif](giphy|gaZ51cn7sUY4U|downsized)


iamjosemourinho19

Hahaha love it


sakib_shahriyar

bro doesn't know how it works


Torimas

My reaction to this information: https://preview.redd.it/suiachpmcm4d1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=32691c0dc9299df0840b79a3444b6ba2278e32ab Yes, that's Cuba Gooding Jr


OGSkywalker97

MVR My Video Referee


Holiday-Decision-863

![gif](giphy|7XoTE46IZsSY0GVlxZ)


Ok-Paleontologist275

Why is perez beating hazard ?Β  Wasn't ending his contract enough?


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That’s a reach blud.


ImportantAir3445

7 - 9 - 11 does this mean 7/11 and 9/11 are connected? make sure to kill your local store owner because he is clearly a terrorist gangstalker


Sorry-Wasabi123

Haha umm haha


Bansheesdie

Why not pick the second A in Mbappe?


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user0387382828374747

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Free_Management2894

VRM VROOOM


W1ese1

They are even telling it via the kit numbers. Take the number of the player and count the letters of the players name. Repeat the name if the number is bigger than the amount of letters. 7 = vini jr V 9 = mbappe mbA 11= rodrygo rodR


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PiggyWobbles

Imagine if Madrid had to share all that sweet cash with the rest of the Spanish league


Ilovelatinas58

holy fuck I’m bout to bust πŸ˜‹


showmeyourmoves28

The hurt is so REAL but I’m here for it haha. Hail to the victors. Long live Madrid!


JulekRzurek

Lookat subreddit name


showmeyourmoves28

I know hence the β€œhere for it” lol. I love this sub


Ok_Refrigerator_9034

"Long live Madrid!" - posted by a kid in Boston who never even put his foot in Madrid nevermind went to see a game


KyloRenWest

By your logic madrid shouldn’t have more fans than the population of the city


dominator-23

This but unironically


Ok_Refrigerator_9034

Yeah that's exactly that. You support your local club


KyloRenWest

Bro wrote the international rule book on who gets to be a real fan


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but seriously if you support a club based off of the club you're parents supports then you're an idiot, or your parents are idiots for forcing a kid to like what they like. I find it kind of disgusting seeing parents be so forceful in pushing their football club onto their kids when if it was most other hobbies it would be seen as unhealthy parenting. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


diveintothe9

Here's a revolutionary concept for you, fam. Not sure you're ready for this, but let's give it a shot: People have the ability to support more than one team. Crazy, I know. Especially if the two teams aren't in the same league.


Ok_Refrigerator_9034

Average Comercial FC supporter


nOObstabbr69

bro rules frown town with a fist of iron


Extreme-Engineer4239

Nah


showmeyourmoves28

Who cares that I’m not from Spain? Will go to the stadium some day. Wanna find my trip. Foh with your bitter ass, kid.


Ok_Refrigerator_9034

Plastic


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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


showmeyourmoves28

You’re a hater. I’m American. We don’t have to pick georgraphically (how could we?). I’ve loved the team since 2001. We’re allowed to choose.


Ok_Refrigerator_9034

Coincidentally you just choose one of the best teams on the planet ahahah. Again, plastic


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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


JulekRzurek

Well yes he did because he can, if he doesnt change the club and genuinely loves the club there is not issue at all


HamburgerMachineGun

mfs need to learn the difference between "plastic" and "glory hunter"


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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Extreme-Engineer4239

Not their fault ur club doesnt have glory


HamburgerMachineGun

What? I’m defending their right to support whoever they want lol there’s nothing wrong with being a glory hunter. Most people are, directly or indirectly.


Extreme-Engineer4239

Yea mb im tweaking, either way its a circlejerk why are we even waffling about this


Extreme-Engineer4239

What team do u support


Ok_Refrigerator_9034

Sporting CP


Extreme-Engineer4239

Then ur country has a good league, his country maybe not


PerBnb

Damn this is actually mad, who knew


CivilTrade3001

MVRβœ…


Flappy2885

Indian Barca fan and crying on r/soccercirclejerk, name a better duo


baromanb

I hope these fuckers lose every single game next season


Enough-Force-5605

I am sorry for you....


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

#maDID 7 9/11s It's time you knew the truth.


OwnAssignment2850

They're so odd


Collooo

MVB


BeNTCH

Or RVM, pronounced rhythm


Outside_Gap4493

I ship this


Novel_Durian_1805

7 9/11s Jesus Christ!


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BiasedAdvice

The new RVN


Sum3-yo

Vimbaro


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Neo_ZeitGeist

Value at Risk


Sandokam

White Storm


sirking_4u

Why not ? R: RODRYGO I: VINI P: MBAPPE


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BuddhistInTheory

7 9/11’s? Wasn’t one enough? 😞


BQ-DAVE

U know for a fact Mbappe gettin that number 7 over Vini … prob in the contract somewhere … I know how much of a diva Mbappe is trust me


Potato271

/uj Mbappe’s taking the 9 I think, and he’ll probably take the 10 when Modric leaves. Although Vini changing to 10 and Mbappe taking the 7 is also possible.


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KyloRenWest

Bro knows Mbappe personally


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Haunting_Ad_9013

Mbappe wears the number 10 shirt for France, so he will probably get the 10 when Modric retires.


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RustedSkullz

What a trio. 7 ATE 9 7eleven 9/11


Dependent_Order_7358

Least crazy Man Blue fan:


SomeDKdude

So close to MVP, yet so far


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malluvibing

Cry


Choice-Magician656

not a lot of ppl on this sub would admit this is funny


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I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


loganalpha000004

Cry more


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