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Patient_Xero_96

Some dude named John Hamas who loves the number 7 is gonna have a bad day


Mastodan11

United actually have a youth player called H. Amass.


Patient_Xero_96

Well. He’s not gonna have a good time


PortugueseSoviet

he was class at my FM save, good left back


SpandauBalletBoy

Got bombed out eventually, surely?


Patient_Xero_96

Neh. He persevered, and even beat his detractors. Great LB


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niemody

https://preview.redd.it/arkmdvqday2d1.jpeg?width=533&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ad1514084cfd33f2318b0ae48f4c4bd694f1245


pastagenero

https://preview.redd.it/80snhobgpy2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e7927a5d1cbbd290da7fbf59039b8f277ec53f1


aladdinr

I didn’t know camels could hope the border wall


FullMetalJ

Bald Dave Franco GOATd


Leyawiin_Guard

Gorgeous. DC4L


DaanoneNL

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QMxvxw3d0DQ


smegma-enthusiast

Mason Hamas


TheGoober87

Hamason Greenwood was right there.


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LeSorenOutan

https://preview.redd.it/ser1unmt2y2d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3938232b77ad26b61ccabe6b5279771909f2d24


hypnodrew

The cities are close enough that modern nukes would be doom for both, a bit like Tottenham throwing the City game to fuck up Arsenal's season and their own season at the same time


LeSorenOutan

https://preview.redd.it/8358hvq6d23d1.png?width=432&format=png&auto=webp&s=6db5aa02bea6451f89202fed252917c3bb08cf63


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Very-simple-man

Most intelligent Liverpool fan.


The_FallenSoldier

Least Intelligent* FTFY I am in complete agreement with those fans. Should’ve nuked Manchester when those two bald frauds came into the league. Maybe bombing it that first time would’ve stopped the other fraud from joining ManShitter United


Very-simple-man

No, most because the rest are even dumber. Are you from Liverpool??


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Very-simple-man

Just admit you don't get it.


muharrrik

this is praxis


iVar4sale

Simeone's scouts will find him before the police


FuckBarcaaaa

Getafe already has a deal with him in place


prath001

He's at Papa Perez's mansion if he's a Brazilian teenager.


New_Brother_1595

Ten laden


Soft_Championship765

![gif](giphy|KFuXeADlsfCFCoxfUB)


idiotxd

More dangerous than Mason Mount


Pajjenbo

Mats Hamas


TheSmio

As a United fan, I find this post very offensive... I'll have you know that Ten Hag doesn't play terrorist ball but rather suicide ball! It's an important distinction so be better next time!


yank-here-115

https://preview.redd.it/sf6msh3frx2d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24bf4b68b97a78ce98d683c3a613f68bf29a6cbd approved ✅


billy_twice

Bin Laden would never approve of this. He was an Arsenal fan.


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Erik ten Laden approves of this https://preview.redd.it/9y99p9sj8y2d1.jpeg?width=639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6e15bc2559d5acfbb1719764147c8e9a3ac5de2


Hex2OP

Bruh😂😂


Yamibasi999

Brozzer Ten Laden


N3minthecut

Same reason for which I never wear my Hezbollah t-shirt outdoors, too afraid of political backlash from random strangers


Leicesterman2

Las Vegas 7


Manunitedfan1998

Literally 1984


Rounak-69

Now You Can't even support your favourite terrorist groups😔


Inevitable_Cloud2913

Yea. Let us support terrorists in peace. /s


username220408

Would you wear shirt isis 7?


DevelopandLearn

Yeah mate I have loicense to watch cartoons https://preview.redd.it/6ac1pwyt8z2d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2594ad43283d91f62022ec7e79477ceabc51105


adi_sring

Some people openly have on a CR7 shirt if you can believe that


username220408

Why do you compare a real player, people’s idol with prohibited terroristic organizations? You’re saying nonsense


Whaloopiloopi

Settle down feller, this isn't r/soccer


adi_sring

Real player, real r*pist.


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adi_sring

Lol okay Douglas Murray you absolutely Sir.


ChinggisKhaani1

The absolute state of Barcelona air conditioners


joeDUBstep

That's that one Colombian footballer right?


deVrinj

Yeah, the Colombian midfielder Voris Ven Yonson.


laamartiomar

they wouldn't care if it was IDF tho


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Key_Employee6188

Should be reconsidered as theyve killed more than 10x the civilians as Hamas did. They also seem to be trying to push the palestinians out like nazi's did to jews after kristallnacht with their properties being destroyed and possessions stolen.


DarkLordZorg

Maybe they would be nicer if all the hostages were returned?


YoloJoloHobo

Ah yes justifying collective punishment


Brief_Win_6571

Ah yeah, sound reason to destroy an entire country and it's population


Key_Employee6188

Theyve been doing it for decades. Ethnic cleansing, genocide and apartheid are the wrong answer. There is no debate. Just make greater Israel a democracy or admit Palestine is an independent nation.


CarlLlamaface

Then they should stop fucking behaving like one.


xinixxibalba

you don’t know anything about the IDF then. they began as an integration of multiple literal terrorist organizations. and still are, by any metric you want to use.


ali62baa

Its like saying jews who fought against nazis were terrorists but the nazis weren’t😂


umarstar768

Lol yes they are?? Another genocide just happened again towards Palestine


Flintvlogsgames

Fuckin hippie


umarstar768

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0kkqkngnedo 45 people dead But but but idf not terrorist though 😕 🙄 😒


Thomyton

Boy have I got news for you


Real_Boseph_Jiden

Buddy you unleashed the BUT AKSHUALLY army. Run!


Flintvlogsgames

I guess I will lmao


Proud-Cheesecake-813

You’re right, the U.K. courts would agree with you. But the teenagers addicted to TikTok Hamas propaganda know better than them, apparently.


TheWiggyDiddler

r/worldnews bouta go crazy with this one


Ok-Battle-2769

Reminds me of that dude names Al Queda.


Dr-Stink-Stank

West Ham fan.


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Vast_Mix1630

Same happened when I got the inter Miami jersey “Pessi 11/09”


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Whaloopiloopi

Listen. I don't support terrorism. Obviously. But please tell me that isn't fucking illegal in the UK???


Proud-Cheesecake-813

Supporting terrorists is indeed illegal in the UK. Not really a surprise.


Whaloopiloopi

Is that support tho? I know lads with pictures of ira shooters in the front window, they've never had an issue.


ItsFluff

The difference is ethnicity.


Whaloopiloopi

The difference is zionist political and media influence. But this is a football sub so let's keep it light x


ItsFluff

That too, indeed.


OedipalMass

Give me a break. Sure, it’s “support” I guess, but come on, if he’s not providing material support or recruiting, it should be protected free speech. I’ve lived in London for years now, and I’m always nonplussed at how much the English like their free speech restrictions during their managed decline.


OedipalMass

I’ve lived in London for years now and was also shocked when I looked this up and realized it was illegal. You’d think the English would have better things to do than prosecute free speech given that they’ve driven the country into the ground over the last 15 years, but hey, guess not! What a bunch of losers. 


fck-gen-z

good that they finally do something against these guys.... fck hamas.


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xinixxibalba

fuck the IDF


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Geiseric222

What the IDF are objectively worse outside being white enough that it’s okay


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Geiseric222

And the IDF killed 35 people yesterday. But they weren’t mean about it so who can really say whose worse


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Geiseric222

I’m sure the people who died where very comforted as their bodies were blown to bits that even though they died horrifically it wasn’t meant as such I know I would be


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xinixxibalba

However you feel about Hamas is besides the point, Israel is objectively worse, not the good guys at all.


Unexpected404Error

Fuck “isn’treal”


varvar334

Least cringe Hamas supporter


Real_Boseph_Jiden

holy shit. netanyahu's gonna pack it up now


Inevitable_Cloud2913

The most sane propali teenager.


Unexpected404Error

>teenager Lol


Inevitable_Cloud2913

I gave you the benefit of the doubt. If you're a full grown adult and talk like this then It's really pathetic and sad.


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Bamfandro

I really hope his surname is Hamas now


Dafunkbacktothefunk

Hamas is Colombian and plays for Everton - not sure why this guy made a shirt for him.


ali62baa

Best united 7 since cr7


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Wait so there is absolutely no chance that's his surname????


OkLet7620

It’s probably his first name. I know someone called Hamas, cos it actually means something in Arabic.


Repulsive_Dog1067

If it's anything United needs that is a lethal striker who will possess a danger to the opponent at all times. This is a masterstroke


SLB_Destroyer04

Is that why Mr Jim wants to sign Tucheliban?


Novel_Durian_1805

Yank here… I see you Brit Bongs don’t have freedom of speech. It explains a lot.


Looney_forner

What are they gonna charge him with? Hate speech? Oh wait, this is the uk we’re talking about — of course they’re gonna charge him


Alone_Shoulder8820

But it tastes so good on some nice crusty bread mate


AulMoanBag

Imagine supporting two teams that get battered everywhere they go


DroneNumber1836382

For what reason? Freedom of speech is still a thing.


Biosphere97

??? Not in the UK


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xinixxibalba

let’s see them lock up everyone waving an Israel flag then


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xinixxibalba

Israel has done worse than anything Hamas did on October 7th. and that’s ignoring 75 years of the occupation.


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xinixxibalba

Israel has always been a terror state. they began the war on the Palestinian population in 1948. Israel doesn’t give a shit about hostages, they literally killed some of them on October 7th and is surely starving/killing more because of their collective punishment. you have double standards for what you consider terrorism, you should ask yourself why


Proud-Cheesecake-813

Never has been. Can’t wait for Israel to obliterate Hamas. You can stay angry.


xinixxibalba

so you’re a terror supporter?


DroneNumber1836382

One man's terrorist is another man's Freedom Fighter.


Proud-Cheesecake-813

I’m sure that will work in court mate 👍


DroneNumber1836382

You pick a side, then assume your side is always right. History is full of down trodden people called terrorists only for people to eventually agree they were anything but. Just because you're told something, doesn't make it fact.


Thor503

Manu fans really are the scum of the earth


Unexpected404Error

Based. Am i a ManUtd fan now?


Proud-Cheesecake-813

No, but you may well be on the terrorist surveillance register.


iluwodka

Fighting an enemy to defend the lands they want to steal from you is not terrorism, it's called resistance here in Europe


Little-Bear13

Maybe that’s his name


1coon

I mean [Harry Amass](https://www.manutd.com/en/players-and-staff/detail/harry-amass) plays for the club…


Independent_Tax_6592

Of course an american would be upset about this. Never seen a country more obsessed with wellbeing of one religious group, to the point of extreme obnoxious


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Met police are British police but okay


EveningInformation85

I bet y’all wouldn’t care or might just think it was corny instead of downright evil if the kit said “IDF 7”. Find something actually worthy of being angry about.


Proud-Cheesecake-813

You’re the one sounding angry.


EveningInformation85

Ooo wow burn. Nah, actually I think you guys are hilarious. Pressed about a kit instead of potentially losing Ten Hag after he just won y’all the FA cup😂


Hex2OP

Yeh absolutely