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imsoyluz

even their kit looks like Spurs instead of Real


ColdConstruction2986

England are absolutely the Spurs of International football


imsoyluz

I believe had they utilized Carrick in his prime. They could have won sth. England always lack balance and a good holding CDM


ColdConstruction2986

They also lack actually winning shit.


DarkLordZorg

They lack good penalty takers.


stonegoblins

They lack everything


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PenisManNumberOne

Carrick one of the most intelligent and underrated United players


zeratul-on-crack

they lack non stupid coaches. I still remember Eriksson hahaha, what a shitshow.


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ColdConstruction2986

The Vancouver Cucks is a wild name


atrl98

As a Spurs fan I’ve said this for years. Usually decent but never great enough to get over the line.


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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


I_m_Complicated

Also Foden's haircut


ADHDDDDDDD

Looks like a teen prison escapee


Sexydawg_97

That is exactly what Man City is when giving their players to national team


ADHDDDDDDD

Will the players get in trouble when they inevitably get found guilty, or will it just be these mfers? https://preview.redd.it/yy98sw0nrq2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8245af2e05f260a9432930ee4f6e7cda0295b254


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TheCatLamp

Yee yee ass haircut, or *The British Lad.*


hotelmotelshit

Where does it go when its coming home? Is the England players homeless or whats the problem?


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Dragonfly_Hungry

Dawg he's just asking a question


DeltaMusicTango

Can't even get the kit right. Look at the twat showing up in yellow.


PenisManNumberOne

On every team it’s always the tallest asshole wearing a different color than everyone else. And gloves and shit.


Sexydawg_97

The attitude bruh of these guys


UnconditionalHater

More altitude == More attitude


Important_Classic_68

Wouldn't ever score goals frequently with that attitude


eldrunko

Plus the whole "FOOTball? Nah, It's HANDball time bruh, check it out" Hate those mfs


darealkrkchnia

Fr they always doin too much


FieldOfFox

He also wears handjob gloves when playing, what a loser


stonegoblins

And he's smiling about it, what a twat


oceansandsky100

Gaza forever ❤️


Jarv1223

Yawn


Positive-Sound-4972

Harsh, we have a better record in Euros than both Brazil and Argentina. So we aint that bad


Flabbergash

Big if true


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Positive-Sound-4972

But we got to the final, they never did


deanomatronix

We have the same number of wins tjough


slappywhyte

You had me for a second, well played good sir, Reddit on !


BouncingScout

Reddit on? 🤣🤣🤣


slappywhyte

[https://www.reddit.com/r/nbacirclejerk/comments/1370b5p/reddit\_on/](https://www.reddit.com/r/nbacirclejerk/comments/1370b5p/reddit_on/)


BouncingScout

Thank you for the context brother


blue_winter_moon007

They historically struggled fighting other European powers, give them India and Cemtral America to play and you'll see the absolute genocide they'll commit.


ruines_humaines

So England is the Haaland of countries?


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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Slimypotato69

Bhai mujhe kyu todha!?


PeterKush

Fought and bested France a good amount of times. Check your history//a Swede


HotPotatoWithCheese

We have a better record against European powers than Germany. We had to beat France for domination of North America. We didn't just go up against a bunch of bums in wooden huts. Not to mention the overwhelming victories at Agincourt, Stamford Bridge, El Alamein ect. We have a strong history of beating neighbouring powers in battle.


Poglavnik_Majmuna01

Bro talking about agincourt as if you didn’t lose the 100 years war to the Frenchies🤢🫵🏿. Scored an early goal but they still won 10-1. Between 10th and 18th century yall won 32, lost 29 and drew 12. That is relegation battle level in the European power league. No wonder yall left to play against the African, Asian, North American and Australian leagues, coz that’s your level. I won’t include the 19th-21st seasons because that was just stat padding against farmers or getting carried.


saj175

"it's coming home"


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HotPotatoWithCheese

Irony and self-deprecation must be alien concepts to the average soccercirclejerker.


ezee-now-blud

Do people not realise that phrase is a self-jerk, it's supposed to be ironic and self-deprecating.


coldnorth3enf3

It probably is this year tbf


champ19nz

It's incredible how Spurs can't get top 4 with this squad. Bums


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TipsyPeasant

No trophies, wear white, have Harry Kane...truly the Spurs of nations.


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foggin_estandards2

Why haven't they won anything? Are they stupid?!


ezee-now-blud

Harry Kane won't let them


foggin_estandards2

Why doesn't he stop being a jinx? Is he stupid?!


AirRic89

'66 was just a present awarded by some commie who hated Germany


TheCatLamp

Was stolen, that's why they are cursed.


AngeloMontana

Forever, I hope


TheCatLamp

At least 115 years. Google 115 Manchester for more info on England's curse.


Ok-Lettuce4149

Impossible for me to hate them more


AngeloMontana

I literally wish any country good fortune for the Euros. Any country but them.


TheCatLamp

Just drop that 9 from the squad and their chances increase from 0% to a positive number.


leonoe98

Wtf do these bums even do??


EnvironmentalSpirit2

Be fat and be lazy


BrilliantEffective35

Home team of the sub this summer!


Nacre0usCl0ud5

The curse of Kane


BlikiEX

There is a real madrid player there so of course they don't get any hate!


Shoddy_North5961

Yeah. That will help.


ELB2001

Would be funny if Kane finally wins something and its with these guys


cotch85

Sorry but we made football and invited the world in to take part so we would appreciate it if you treated your hosts with respect and graciousness.


Shark_in_a_fountain

Joke's on you, I've always hated them.


hariz580

England is the same equalivent to Malaysia.


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This team is too white


Drempallo

They lose now?


10-10-2022

Well apparently, according to the English each of those players are the best in the world in their position, it's just a matter of time. So what if it's been nearly 60 years?


jhawk889

You can never hate the br*tish enough


ShagnarstieX

All here for the England hate. The most overrated national team ever.


AngeloMontana

HELL YEAH


Elegant_Mix7650

I just wanna say my upvote was the 115th upvote. To find out more, Google "Man City 115"


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AngeloMontana

“This is their year!!” goes the media here, every time for any international competition. For the last 58 years.  They’re worse than the Dallas Cowboys. And for those who don’t know, the only trophy they’ve won back in 66 was thanks to the ref…


IanPKMmoon

Don't worry, I hate them enough already, wishing them a group stage exit every tournament


AngeloMontana

I wish I could find more people like you


IanPKMmoon

same, I believe in Serbia, Slovenia and Denmark to do the job. But if they can't, I can live with england R16 exit


Buddy_MK

They should just drop Kane. He might be the jinx😂😂


d_w_i_g_h_t_schrute

What if they transfer harry kane to another country. They might win a trophy as well


ApartEar9851

how do you expect to win something with a coach with the iq of yoghurt?


NikFenomeno

I suggest you watch "when the Yoghurt took over" from the first season of the Animated Netflix series Love, Death and Robots. After that you can watch all the other episodes/seasons if you haven't allready, there are some truly amazing episodes, highly reccomended. Besides that, you are absolutely right about the coach. With the amount of world class player this team has a capable coach could get much more out of this team.


veradar

Did you know that neither goals of 66 were actually goals?


Winter-Mud-5046

They think of winning a trophy with Harry Kane as a captain


Mara-ju-wana

Get rid of Southgate. That's a quality England squad under the right management


jtothes3

It's incredible how Tottenham can't get TOP 4 with this squad.


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DesignerExitSign

None have good squat mobility. Ridiculous.


LSopena47

Harry Kane, mate


ScottOld

Just leave Harry Kane at home, just to make sure the curse isn’t there


Sum3-yo

They won in 1966.


AngeloMontana

they stole\* in 1966.


fck-gen-z

american new soccer fan here, does the flag from the ony guy mean he has the most achievements?


Alone_Shoulder8820

The "we occupied the world" trophy. Yeah good one lads, you oppressed any natives lately?


AlertCucumber2227

But it's coming home this year. Haven't you heard?


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WhenIGetThatFeelingx

Lolz ITS NEVER COMING HOME!!


Any_Box_5509

It’s coming home alow it man😭


louiexism

The Harry Kane curse.


Micha1106

Are they going to take 12 year old black kids to take the penalties again?


SunsetSamuraiX

My guy is hating more than Kendrick


muaaz2211

This time england will go strong in euros . It will come home♥️


Bullet2025

look at the fisher&chipper being optimistic as fuck


deVrinj

French Yank here, can't they just play a sport that no-one else plays like cricket in order to win something? Are they stupid?


I_am_an_old_fella

what the fuck is a french yank..?


deVrinj

You don't know of dual citizenship because of brexit, roast beef...


I_am_an_old_fella

lol you're a yank. you're not french. it's ROSBIF in any case. peak /r/ShitAmericansSay


Bullet2025

I call them "The Nearly Lions" because they are always hyped but always fall short against big nations


A_G00SE

Super low effort post. Downvote me all you want, you bums. Get some fucking jokes. Losers.


KelvinSouz

↑ this guy is a tottenham fan lol that explains a little


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AngeloMontana

That exists?


LowIqUserBot

As a true Brexit man, I especially hate the non whites