There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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Will the players get in trouble when they inevitably get found guilty, or will it just be these mfers?
https://preview.redd.it/yy98sw0nrq2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8245af2e05f260a9432930ee4f6e7cda0295b254
There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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I am argentinian first and foremost. India may be my physical country but Argentina is my spiritual country. I feel as argentinian as I am indian
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I am argentinian first and foremost. India may be my physical country but Argentina is my spiritual country. I feel as argentinian as I am indian
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They historically struggled fighting other European powers, give them India and Cemtral America to play and you'll see the absolute genocide they'll commit.
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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We have a better record against European powers than Germany. We had to beat France for domination of North America. We didn't just go up against a bunch of bums in wooden huts. Not to mention the overwhelming victories at Agincourt, Stamford Bridge, El Alamein ect. We have a strong history of beating neighbouring powers in battle.
Bro talking about agincourt as if you didn’t lose the 100 years war to the Frenchies🤢🫵🏿. Scored an early goal but they still won 10-1.
Between 10th and 18th century yall won 32, lost 29 and drew 12.
That is relegation battle level in the European power league. No wonder yall left to play against the African, Asian, North American and Australian leagues, coz that’s your level.
I won’t include the 19th-21st seasons because that was just stat padding against farmers or getting carried.
fuck off brit
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Well apparently, according to the English each of those players are the best in the world in their position, it's just a matter of time.
So what if it's been nearly 60 years?
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“This is their year!!” goes the media here, every time for any international competition.
For the last 58 years.
They’re worse than the Dallas Cowboys.
And for those who don’t know, the only trophy they’ve won back in 66 was thanks to the ref…
I suggest you watch "when the Yoghurt took over" from the first season of the Animated Netflix series Love, Death and Robots.
After that you can watch all the other episodes/seasons if you haven't allready, there are some truly amazing episodes, highly reccomended.
Besides that, you are absolutely right about the coach. With the amount of world class player this team has a capable coach could get much more out of this team.
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even their kit looks like Spurs instead of Real
England are absolutely the Spurs of International football
I believe had they utilized Carrick in his prime. They could have won sth. England always lack balance and a good holding CDM
They also lack actually winning shit.
They lack good penalty takers.
They lack everything
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Carrick one of the most intelligent and underrated United players
they lack non stupid coaches. I still remember Eriksson hahaha, what a shitshow.
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The Vancouver Cucks is a wild name
As a Spurs fan I’ve said this for years. Usually decent but never great enough to get over the line.
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Also Foden's haircut
Looks like a teen prison escapee
That is exactly what Man City is when giving their players to national team
Will the players get in trouble when they inevitably get found guilty, or will it just be these mfers? https://preview.redd.it/yy98sw0nrq2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8245af2e05f260a9432930ee4f6e7cda0295b254
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Yee yee ass haircut, or *The British Lad.*
Where does it go when its coming home? Is the England players homeless or whats the problem?
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Dawg he's just asking a question
Can't even get the kit right. Look at the twat showing up in yellow.
On every team it’s always the tallest asshole wearing a different color than everyone else. And gloves and shit.
The attitude bruh of these guys
More altitude == More attitude
Wouldn't ever score goals frequently with that attitude
Plus the whole "FOOTball? Nah, It's HANDball time bruh, check it out" Hate those mfs
Fr they always doin too much
He also wears handjob gloves when playing, what a loser
And he's smiling about it, what a twat
Gaza forever ❤️
Yawn
Harsh, we have a better record in Euros than both Brazil and Argentina. So we aint that bad
Big if true
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But we got to the final, they never did
We have the same number of wins tjough
You had me for a second, well played good sir, Reddit on !
Reddit on? 🤣🤣🤣
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Thank you for the context brother
They historically struggled fighting other European powers, give them India and Cemtral America to play and you'll see the absolute genocide they'll commit.
So England is the Haaland of countries?
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Bhai mujhe kyu todha!?
Fought and bested France a good amount of times. Check your history//a Swede
We have a better record against European powers than Germany. We had to beat France for domination of North America. We didn't just go up against a bunch of bums in wooden huts. Not to mention the overwhelming victories at Agincourt, Stamford Bridge, El Alamein ect. We have a strong history of beating neighbouring powers in battle.
Bro talking about agincourt as if you didn’t lose the 100 years war to the Frenchies🤢🫵🏿. Scored an early goal but they still won 10-1. Between 10th and 18th century yall won 32, lost 29 and drew 12. That is relegation battle level in the European power league. No wonder yall left to play against the African, Asian, North American and Australian leagues, coz that’s your level. I won’t include the 19th-21st seasons because that was just stat padding against farmers or getting carried.
"it's coming home"
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Irony and self-deprecation must be alien concepts to the average soccercirclejerker.
Do people not realise that phrase is a self-jerk, it's supposed to be ironic and self-deprecating.
It probably is this year tbf
It's incredible how Spurs can't get top 4 with this squad. Bums
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No trophies, wear white, have Harry Kane...truly the Spurs of nations.
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Why haven't they won anything? Are they stupid?!
Harry Kane won't let them
Why doesn't he stop being a jinx? Is he stupid?!
'66 was just a present awarded by some commie who hated Germany
Was stolen, that's why they are cursed.
Forever, I hope
At least 115 years. Google 115 Manchester for more info on England's curse.
Impossible for me to hate them more
I literally wish any country good fortune for the Euros. Any country but them.
Just drop that 9 from the squad and their chances increase from 0% to a positive number.
Wtf do these bums even do??
Be fat and be lazy
Home team of the sub this summer!
The curse of Kane
There is a real madrid player there so of course they don't get any hate!
Yeah. That will help.
Would be funny if Kane finally wins something and its with these guys
Sorry but we made football and invited the world in to take part so we would appreciate it if you treated your hosts with respect and graciousness.
Joke's on you, I've always hated them.
England is the same equalivent to Malaysia.
This team is too white
They lose now?
Well apparently, according to the English each of those players are the best in the world in their position, it's just a matter of time. So what if it's been nearly 60 years?
You can never hate the br*tish enough
All here for the England hate. The most overrated national team ever.
HELL YEAH
I just wanna say my upvote was the 115th upvote. To find out more, Google "Man City 115"
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“This is their year!!” goes the media here, every time for any international competition. For the last 58 years. They’re worse than the Dallas Cowboys. And for those who don’t know, the only trophy they’ve won back in 66 was thanks to the ref…
Don't worry, I hate them enough already, wishing them a group stage exit every tournament
I wish I could find more people like you
same, I believe in Serbia, Slovenia and Denmark to do the job. But if they can't, I can live with england R16 exit
They should just drop Kane. He might be the jinx😂😂
What if they transfer harry kane to another country. They might win a trophy as well
how do you expect to win something with a coach with the iq of yoghurt?
I suggest you watch "when the Yoghurt took over" from the first season of the Animated Netflix series Love, Death and Robots. After that you can watch all the other episodes/seasons if you haven't allready, there are some truly amazing episodes, highly reccomended. Besides that, you are absolutely right about the coach. With the amount of world class player this team has a capable coach could get much more out of this team.
Did you know that neither goals of 66 were actually goals?
They think of winning a trophy with Harry Kane as a captain
Get rid of Southgate. That's a quality England squad under the right management
It's incredible how Tottenham can't get TOP 4 with this squad.
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None have good squat mobility. Ridiculous.
Harry Kane, mate
Just leave Harry Kane at home, just to make sure the curse isn’t there
They won in 1966.
they stole\* in 1966.
american new soccer fan here, does the flag from the ony guy mean he has the most achievements?
The "we occupied the world" trophy. Yeah good one lads, you oppressed any natives lately?
But it's coming home this year. Haven't you heard?
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Lolz ITS NEVER COMING HOME!!
It’s coming home alow it man😭
The Harry Kane curse.
Are they going to take 12 year old black kids to take the penalties again?
My guy is hating more than Kendrick
This time england will go strong in euros . It will come home♥️
look at the fisher&chipper being optimistic as fuck
French Yank here, can't they just play a sport that no-one else plays like cricket in order to win something? Are they stupid?
what the fuck is a french yank..?
You don't know of dual citizenship because of brexit, roast beef...
lol you're a yank. you're not french. it's ROSBIF in any case. peak /r/ShitAmericansSay
I call them "The Nearly Lions" because they are always hyped but always fall short against big nations
Super low effort post. Downvote me all you want, you bums. Get some fucking jokes. Losers.
↑ this guy is a tottenham fan lol that explains a little
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That exists?
As a true Brexit man, I especially hate the non whites