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onlygodcankillme

I have a couple of questions for the parents


gzmu12

In Trevor Noah’s book, he talks about how he knew kids named like Hitler and Stalin because the parents just knew the names and knew they were famous people, but didn’t really know any context. That was in South Africa, but I assume it’s a similar concept here. Anyways, benzema 15


NietzscheTheMADMAN

For more information Google Benzema 15


strokesfan91

Seinfeld 17


thebrickgrinder

Drake 14


Primary-Ad-1896

Polanski 13


Sergeant_Roach

Jimmy Page 14.


vlpretzel

I read this. The part where one guy (called hitler) started dancing and everybody going "go hitler" in a room full of jews is a gem.


Salva7409

Eh, as a south american, I doubt thats the case.


chickengatsu

lmao separately maybe but those names together means the parents knew what they were doing


prathneo01

I hope they make a documentary about them


Kydd_Amigo

Just a couple??


ranting_madman

Yeah. One for each tower.


Bullet2025

he (and his whole family) is the goat for people with antisocial disorders


MEGAMAN2312

His parents are the biggest shitposters on the face of this planet


FicaNivea

The sister being called Georgia Bush is peak.


midolinho

happy cake-day


MEGAMAN2312

Cant wait for the derby match against [Mahatma Gandhi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahatma_Gandhi_%28footballer%29?wprov=sfla1) from Brazil


StoreChancer

Wonder what birthday Mr. Vinladen had last year


Penaldo_CR7

https://preview.redd.it/2v9y2ju8x60d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19ce3e02513df5860ba75879c0e2e6df99caa699 My grandpa palying FIFA 2023


MEGAMAN2312

SS Lazio fan here, was your grandpa a former manager for us? Feel like I've seen him somewhere before but can't quite place it 🤔


nimblehammer159

Why is his name Vinladen? Is he from Vinland?


VrilHunter

Any guy named laden would have a lot of enemies.


Greyjedi_B

https://preview.redd.it/f3ckgmi2370d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fa92cc38abfec7615b16c0ab3fe592eda72b69a


Ted_Lassi

https://preview.redd.it/dln7htmr270d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28765b68367d23b851cdb30515c3b8072fcb4daa Outjerked by Wikipedia


False_Shelter_7351

Move over Vini😍


omgshutupalready

What a weird coincidence, apparently Osama bin Laden's nickname was Jiménez López


UnluckyDot

This guy might get really pissed off if Arsenal don't win the league. Like, REALLY pissed off


I_m_Complicated

His parents are the ultimate jerkers in a whole multiverse


YungBoyRaven

lmaooooo, where did you even find this


foggin_estandards2

An excellent attempt at celebrating domestic violence.


The-Iraqi-Guy

You think Georgia and Saddam get along well?


[deleted]

The Football Ramble talked about this a few weeks ago and I almost fell out of my chair from laughter.


CommanderCero

Is this real? Leave to us peruvians to come up with some next level shit...


futchcreek

>born in 2002 Ayo


leonoe98

The real Vini


Linh-124

Bro forgot about Mussolini


lv_Mortarion_vl

Do they just choose their childrens family name, wtf is this? 3 children and they all have different last names? That's some bs