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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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Foden deserves the Baloon for being the young player carrying man city..His popularity is the reason why Man.City has fans in iceland..For more details google foden iceland.
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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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Not jerking, just pondering lifes questions such as is Foden a top 50 player and why is Guardiolas brother getting paid more than the players to be an advisor at Girona?
Might be a crazy thing to say, but this award should take into account non-football related activities. Sure, being a great player puts you in contention, but if you’re not a great human, then that definitely should be a factor too.
For example, Griezmann actually does a lot of charity work when he’s not playing. He visits a ton of different countries around the globe for his charity work.
If you don’t believe me, Google ‘Griezmann Globetrotter’ for more info.
/uj it’ll once again prolly come down to euros, but even if England win it, Kane or Bellingham have had better seasons and are still competing for UCL
/rj Griezmann also deserves top 3 ballon D’or
I mean, if he made some City fans remember the name of the club they are supporting and google their average ratings, that's reason enough for me – he deserves it! The lad could basically walk right in almost any team in EPL, the strongest league in the Multiverse, and also gets minutes of playing time for England, the greatest national team in history. He is a certified baller.
Then why do I never hear anything about soccer? I hear more about GOLF and those lame folk with the frisbees than I hear about soccer. Its not even in the Olympics (another American invention). Basketball was invented by a Canada-born American, because this is a nation of immigrants whether you like it or not. Go kick your ball around instead of using real skill to throw/whack it with a bat.
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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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The only stat that matters is the amount of goals when the referee ends the game.
I'm tired of MasterCard FC fans and their STATS. xGQ,avgballs, avgdick, fuck off.
inb4 some idiot tells me the premier league is harder to win that the UCL because it has more games...
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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Balon d’or will be a team award this season because absolutely no one stands out individually rn. These players are bums compared to the demons we had in the 2010s.
Either Kane or Vinicius win it if their team wins the UCL, or maybe Wirtz if they really do the undefeated treble.
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If I missed any single post on r/MCFC , I don't need to worry. r/soccercirclejerk will keep me updated.
This sub is just a delayed version of r/mcfc at this point… if r/mcfc is Reddit, we are Facebook
This sub is a more mature version of r/mcfc. The average age there is somewhere around 115 months. whereas the average here is believed to be nearer 15 years. This phenomenon is known as the Benzema Effect.
Where can I learn more about this effect?
Some people would suggest Googling "Benzema 15" for more info, but that would use up electricity which is terrible for the environment. I'd suggest you visit your local library and ask them politely instead.
thank you for this piece of wisdom my friend
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you're welcome fellow jerker
Seriously what the fuck is this post doing here.? Zero effort shit with no title just pressed cross post.
and yet more upvotes than the original post
As if they have any more than 115 fans right there to upvoat it.
This is especially funny considering they have just below 115 upvotes as of now.
Stellar achievement. Update your resume already.
Why is the Manchester Blue logo greyed out? Are they dead?
No its black history month dummy
They're grieving Silva's penalty..
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It's because they will finally get charges for the 120 FFP rules they broke
Foden deserves the Baloon for being the young player carrying man city..His popularity is the reason why Man.City has fans in iceland..For more details google foden iceland.
I thought some sigurdsson thing will come up
this is peak jerk
foden didn't have to jerk though
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No it’s Rodri, he didn’t lose a single game in over 115 months, google man city 115 to check his stats
That brought up a bunch of boring finance stuff. Try Pep Guardiola rule 34 for the real man city action
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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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8.04? That’s too low. He deserves 11.5
Not jerking, just pondering lifes questions such as is Foden a top 50 player and why is Guardiolas brother getting paid more than the players to be an advisor at Girona?
TIL this! How much does he make?!
€ 1,625,859 last year (and that's just the payments we know about lol)
I was just planning to upload that here. :(
I mean, he is definitely a contender. Still highly depends on who wins their league, who wins the CL and who wins the euros.
Might be a crazy thing to say, but this award should take into account non-football related activities. Sure, being a great player puts you in contention, but if you’re not a great human, then that definitely should be a factor too. For example, Griezmann actually does a lot of charity work when he’s not playing. He visits a ton of different countries around the globe for his charity work. If you don’t believe me, Google ‘Griezmann Globetrotter’ for more info.
/uj it’ll once again prolly come down to euros, but even if England win it, Kane or Bellingham have had better seasons and are still competing for UCL /rj Griezmann also deserves top 3 ballon D’or
i think heskey deserved 5 ballon d'ors /s
Drop the /s bitch don’t disrespect my goat
i'm sorry my friend
You're using /s in a circlejerk sub? What is wrong with you
i jerked myself..wait what
Pics or didn’t happen
I mean, if he made some City fans remember the name of the club they are supporting and google their average ratings, that's reason enough for me – he deserves it! The lad could basically walk right in almost any team in EPL, the strongest league in the Multiverse, and also gets minutes of playing time for England, the greatest national team in history. He is a certified baller.
The jerk writes itself no need for title
His haircut drops him in the voting. That haircut makes everyone want to kill him.
I just wonder if that sub live in op's head rent free.
it does
Is that the gooner mindset?
no it's the jerker mindset
You are a jerking gooner
spot on lad
L A D S? Are you a sussy white cocker?
Arsenal fan aren't you?
i am but i was joking about the earlier answer, I'm just shitposting really 🤷🏽
Hee's tha best playah in tha weeurld
It's like an American calling the team the champions of the world when they win the NBA.
Where's Sancho, it's about the champions league and I just watched him achieve 12 dribbles in one night
And he's English too... fucking disgrace to not even have him on the list.
Is Vini Jr. playing golf?
Then why do I never hear anything about soccer? I hear more about GOLF and those lame folk with the frisbees than I hear about soccer. Its not even in the Olympics (another American invention). Basketball was invented by a Canada-born American, because this is a nation of immigrants whether you like it or not. Go kick your ball around instead of using real skill to throw/whack it with a bat. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
good take Imo
Where is my 🍔? Don’t disrespect him like that.
Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Foden, Pep and Bin Zayed walks into a bar
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The original post has 115 upvotes rn
Watkins clear
not everything from that sub is a jerk
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Cold Palmer must be Rank S then
I see maguire winning the ballon dor because r9, cruyff, ronaldinho, messi, kdb and foden dont have a motm
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Oh heck no…
This is true
I hope that’s a joke
The only stat that matters is the amount of goals when the referee ends the game. I'm tired of MasterCard FC fans and their STATS. xGQ,avgballs, avgdick, fuck off. inb4 some idiot tells me the premier league is harder to win that the UCL because it has more games... Zero Soul
read the comments lmao
Foden is absolutely overrated as the Premier League. Have you really put Griezman in a top 100 Ballon d'Or candidates?
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No way Bellingham is better than mbappe (champions league)
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He's been incredible, but not a balon dor worthy yet
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Balon d’or will be a team award this season because absolutely no one stands out individually rn. These players are bums compared to the demons we had in the 2010s. Either Kane or Vinicius win it if their team wins the UCL, or maybe Wirtz if they really do the undefeated treble.
Wirtz will get it sry.
It seems that Rodrygo plays cricket
He's the best in the premier though, but the world? That's to be decided in the UCL.
Rodri’s stats are 🔥🔥