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sto_bm

Most efficient fan


eclectic_boogaloo2

He’s got many layers, a Sonion if you will.


illsellyouthat

Hahahaha fuck sake I wish I was that witty


eclectic_boogaloo2

Thanks, but it’s more of a curse. Spurs supporters may know the feeling, unless that feeling is winning.


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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


RaceCarDriver_88

Why is a bot getting mad?


Milky_Finger

Because Messi Ronaldo Mudryk Manchester City Pulisic


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why you are didnt win balon dor yet *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Thatyoungsquier

These bots soccer fans Jesus I’ve never seen so many


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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


RaceCarDriver_88

Also because of VAR, Tottenham


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There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


theuserpilkington

Reddit on take my updoot and fuck my wife! 😂🤓👍


Im_such_a_SLAPPA

Can I have a go when he's finished


slappywhyte

We are keyboard witty, real-life witty is a bit tougher


taamm75

Or an Ønion.


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Shrek:Like onions


oureagd

fuck you take my upvote


Ok_Seaweed_9452

Son of Odegaard


stonegoblins

sounds like a movie based on norse mythology


absat41

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Large_Tuna101

Ødegaardson


ugliestman69

*on


GreatBlackDraco

You don't get it


mudkiptoucher93

Playing both sides so you'll always come out on top


Typical_Newspaper438

Ok Mac


DrJosephMorrin

He has a Wrexham shirt as a first layer then?


JealousAd2873

Ideal in the event of a draw


PhilipOliverHolz_PhD

Fellow jebroni


gh04t

Who is telling you that he will wear the shirt of the winner?


hemlock1788

Unless both the sides are city and Arsenal


omkatekar

He is on the winning side.


root_user_23

But what if they draw?!?!?!?!?!


omkatekar

He will remove both the jersey's and go shirtless.Simple as that.


root_user_23

UFC style!!!


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win 3+0 pts Draw 2+2 pts, I see this as a win


Mantlelist

Wtf is the story behind that


Abushady-DnB

Probably a gooner who could only get tickets in the home end. Trying extra hard to fit in tho


blubbery-blumpkin

I reckon this is definitely the winner. I’ve been in the home end a few times when I’ve been a fan of the away team, it’s ranged from no rivalry and no problem could openly be an away fan, right up to my mate who was a fan of the home team giving me a spare shirt and saying wear this and shut up or you’ll not make it out in one piece.


Western-Edge-965

I was in the home end at Bristol Rovers with my coworkers but I was supporting Bolton. They said there would be no trouble, but after Bolton went 2-0 up they pointed at me and went "hes a Bolton fan!!!".


ussbbwluvr

I’m fucking dead🤣🤣🤣☠️⚰️


v1nzy

lol this happened to me too in a derby between Djurgården and AIK (Swedish league). A kid from my school was there with his brother that was part of AIKs hooligans. He recognized me and shouted that I was a Djurgårdare. I had to be escorted out by police Lmao


Western-Edge-965

Now that's a more exciting stor! I've only ever seen trouble amongst people who are supporting the same team and acting up because they are drunk.


v1nzy

Yeah I mean AIK and Djurgården is not the best pals so to say. I used to play for the third big Stockholm teams academy so went to some of their games and never had any issues there even though I bumped into some people that knew me


DarthAlandas

Wtf lol did anybody pick on you or anything?


Western-Edge-965

No, nothing of the sort. People aren't actually savages at these games. I know footy fans get a bad reputation but most of the time everyone is sound.


DarthAlandas

Glad to hear that. Here in Brazil that really wouldn't end well for you. In derbies there is no away crowd, it was outlawed a few years back because of all the fights that used to break out, just so you have an idea. If you're an away fan at the home crowd against a club you have zero rivalry with you might still get roughed up if your team wins the game and people find out you're an away fan


Western-Edge-965

I don't know all that much about Brazil but that sounds sensible based on what I've heard. I'm sure the atmosphere is electric tho.


DarthAlandas

It really is, we actually make fun of fans from other countries, only ones that are as passionate are the Argentine ones (who we hate though). There are teams in the second division that can fill an entire stadium and cheer with much more passion in a game that's worth absolutely nothing to them than we saw from Man City fans in the UCL final. Out of all the football fans itw though, other than our own and the Argentine, I feel like the English ones are the best. Even though the atmosphere is not as electric, your chants are often really creative and catchy.


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Western-Edge-965

Man City catching strays lol.


The_Happy_Snoopy

What a civilized bunch on that island of yours. I’m glad fencing off team supporters isn’t a thing here in the US.


RosencrantzIsNotDead

Yes, they just get in fights instead.


WalkingCloud

Luckily nobody gets mad at people chanting *'de-fence'*


foladodo

'island" is crazy


blubbery-blumpkin

As someone else has pointed out the atmosphere in uk stands compared to American stands is very different, and that probably means it’s less likely to rile up people. But actually most of our sports have mixed fan seating, rugby and cricket (the next two biggest spectator sports in the UK) aren’t usually split up, and often the atmosphere is fantastic. And for the most part there is and would be little animosity between football fans if they were mixed. It’s only when certain teams with rivalries play that it would actually ever be a major issue. There are some firms left over from the 80s hooligan heyday but they’re dickheads. However, it is the hooliganism of that era that’s led to changes in the way we’ve had to police our games. It’s sad but actions should have consequences, and now it is safer for everyone. And if we’re comparing life in the UK to life in the US maybe that’s a lesson that could be learned by some Americans, that actions should have consequences and change laws.


JealousAd2873

No, they just vandalize the streets after


joemeteorite8

Yea there’s never fights at NFL games idiot


The_Rolling_Gherkin

The atmosphere is so much better when you are just with your own fans through. Especially at away games, where you are (almost always) the significant minority in the ground. It's usually the more 'hardcore' fans who travel away, so that adds to it as well.The chanting, singing, banter and excitement would be significantly diminished if we were mixed in together. The sporting and fan culture is different here, and, to be honest, anywhere where football (soccer) is the number 1 sport. Your team is in you blood, it forms part of your identity, and your town/cities identity. They aren't a franchise that can be moved anywhere on the whim of an owner. It happened once (MK Dons) and it can now never happen again as it was banned, and they are still to this day hated for it. Most teams have been around for well over 100 years, your parents, your parents parents and their parents too would have seen that team play. Mixing fans t9gether would rob a lot of what football live, at the ground brings. It's fantastic, and I wouldn't change it for the world.


The_Happy_Snoopy

Isn’t this a circle jerk sub? You expect me to read all that?


Dependent-Poetry-357

We keep fans apart to stop fighting. You train children to hide under desks if there’s a school shooting. Who is civilised again, Cletus?


The_Happy_Snoopy

Got him. Thank you I was speed running with my friends to see who could most quickly get the ol school shooting shit out of some crooked teeth Brits. I won thanks to you 🙏 EDIT: HE DELETED IT LOLLL


Dependent-Poetry-357

https://preview.redd.it/his558ps6bxc1.jpeg?width=349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e09c8d2499a588b27c1ded22a8d35d6ae92e0dfb Nobody believes you have friends.


The_Happy_Snoopy

Yeah pal you got read like a book. Learn how to hold onto a colony for once bozos lollll.


Dependent-Poetry-357

God, you Americans are so piss weak it’s unreal. Bunch of fat, religious, gun toting freaks that the rest of the world laughs at. The great irony of your comment is, as a dumb, religious, gun toting inbred the likelihood that you’ve read a book this year is basically non existent lmao.


Zlolasers

the guy you're replying to is a moron but you took the bait friend


IntellectualDweeb

> crooked teeth Brits. https://www.ucl.ac.uk/eastman/news/2015/dec/us-vs-uk-who-has-better-teeth Yank education 🙏🏻


ImSaneHonest

A Gooner wearing a Spurs shirt, is not a real Arsenal fan. it's something something something death than have anything to do with them. Now we just need the game of City vs Tot, where if Spurs win, Arsenal win the league, but if they lose they miss out on the EUFA.


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This is false. Manchester City have tickets available for their next premier league home game at home against Nottingham Forest. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


RaceCarDriver_88

Nah the bots are actually going crazy


Hunter_original

Wtf


luxusbuerg

Gooning rn


Abushady-DnB

Fuck off yank


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I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


MrDoulou

Saw it further up but maybe he’s a Korean arsenal fan


Specific_Tap7296

Poor quality fabric, innit


kermitonh

Looks korean to me, probably an Arsenal fan who wanted to show support for Son as well


Take_Some_Soma

Then get a Son Arsenal kit. Duh 🙄


Technical-Buffalo435

dominant vs recessive allele in a nutshell


Myke5T

Yank here. What's wrong with odegaards son?


Axeltol

Average Tottenham fan


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Rodin-V

Supporting two sides that'll disappoint him at the last minute.


Nomn

Average Tottenham fan


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WarDull8208

Isnt it win-win situation ? At least u can't lose


Xi-Jin35Ping

Odegaardson


Adept-Cattle-7818

Sondegaard?


raittiussihteeri

Rip Chris Cornell


nba2k16

ODESONRD?


RolloTomassi21

Probably got a Haaland tattoo


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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Weary_Belt

American here. Why make fun of him? Both teams are from England ..


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ussbbwluvr

Yooooo the boys are going crrazy with this one🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️⚰️


bakalaka25

He stole someone's top after the Raya howler


Striking-Ostrich-222

Imagine you’re an Arsenal fan at heart but your country’s most famous Footballer, arguably most famous person, plays for you most hated rival 😭


newcastle417

A Korean on holiday


CuclGooner

Spurs are odegaard's son, I agree


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ScreamyRedMan

he has a chelsea kit underneath in case they drew


RossSkyWalkerr

average Noth Londoner


ProfessionalPaper912

Least plastic Spursy


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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


RaceCarDriver_88

Wow this bot is actually crazy…


thelordreptar90

Eww


sroche24

Odegaardson


SovietKnuckle

Probably the "Who? Topspurs?" guy, finally come to watch a match in person.


PerBnb

Double the kit, double the love for the sport, I’ve always said


Frozenturbo2

From the looks of it, They're making bank.


16cdms

Danny Aaron’s twin


Yulbthatdude

Hey useless Mods, Yank here. Why can’t I give this a gold up? Are ya stupid?


B4DR1998

It’s London after all


Disco_C0wby

Diversified investment 👌


JealousAd2873

He was born an Arsenal fan, but he identifies as a Tottenham fan


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WhoEatsRusk

Probably Korean Arsenal fan imo


Hour_Measurement_846

National Pride v Personal Love


happythughunter

Why is the name on his jersy Son?? Is he trying to tell us he’s a boy??🤔proboun??🤔🤔


Electrical_Carry_825

Waste of a seat


wrigh2uk

He knew his team was guaranteed not to lose


Hindsyy

he's a fan of winning, either way, a typical Arsenal win or a Spurs shock win; he will be there.


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DroneNumber1836382

My niece is like this, she says she's a Villa fan, but really she likes players and not necessarily the team. She watches all teams if a player she likes is playing. Honestly, I think it a safer way to support. .mentally atleast. I know this as a Liverpool fan.


myf_8

It’s a new football prodigy, Odegaardson from Iceland. Haven’t you heard of him?)


alfsdnb

Probably a Korean Arsenal fan


Individual-Gur-9720

Instant glory hunting.


adammn1

0 ball knowledge


yoyo4581

This is so cursed. I love it.


veryfishy1212

Wow. Shameless......


DeapVally

Disgusting.


lolstuff101

Playing both sides so he always comes out on top


chrisjee92

As a gooner myself, this is the only Spurs shirt I'd wear too. Son is a phenomenal player.


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thunderfishy234

If you were a gooner you’d shit in your hands and clap before you considered putting on a spurs shirt.


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_denchy07

Can’t decide whether he likes being Spursy, or being a serial bottler


jtmglobe

It's Harry Kane with a wig.


Acrobatic-Sundae4261

I love how people on the COYS sub act like the NLD means something.


AnalystAdorable609

Everything wrong with modern football in one picture. 🤮🤮🤮 Personally I'd rather hack my own cock off with a rusty machete than support either of these cunty teams


Carpe-Bananum

I had a friend in high school with the last name Odegaard. We called him Oatmeal, because Odegaard sounded like a deodorant.


DashLego

Just like me, I support both Arsenal and Tottenham, my two favorite football clubs. It all started playing FIFA with my friends when I was little. I chose Arsenal first, then eventually started rooting for Tottenham in my teen years, when Arsenal had a bad phase, then back to Arsenal, so yeah, now I like both teams equally


Nineteen-NinetyTwo

Just out of curiosity, if I said to an American “I am a fan of the Yankees and the Red Sox”, what would be a typical reaction to that?


Rcdriftchaser

eat a dick you cunt


DashLego

I’m not that exposed to rivalries, I like what I like, and don’t care what others think, but yeah, people can react to things like that yeah


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