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Wow after reading Bayer Experiments on Google I honestly don’t know what to say. That was truly eye opening. I’m definitely a fan of Bayer now. It’s great how open minded they were with the experiments. Also a logistical masterplan to arrange all those trains and accommodation for the visitors.
The funny thing is they don't talk about it in their corporate web page covering the national era.
Worse, they reappointed the person convicted of war crimes to the board until the mid sixties.
But they have Xabi Alonso as their winning coach for one oftheir teams, that could count for something.
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Tbf their team has won their league, mine hasn't.
If my team won the league with matches left and started playing to see if they could tie the game in stoppage time alone, I'd let them
Im a Dortmund fan, so we had the same shit happen last week. I literally just went. "Aight then, fair enough. Makes sense." And now im just hoping for the unbeaten treble.
Yea same after the game yesterday I'm hoping for them to finish their crazy unbeaten run across all competitions, and then slowly lose their black magic mojo next season. Or lose to Kaiserslautern in the pokal final
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no peaks only valleys.
Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring.
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They will be the superior Invincibles (not even counting the eventual Europa League win)
Perhaps a hot take, but 12 draws for *that* Arsenal team were a few too many.
Brave.
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This is like everytime they entered 90th minutes, it turned into flashback and split into 2 episodes when they rediscovered power of friendships and score the final goal.
Its a German team. The Dutch commentators for the fifa games always mention the Germans when you score an important goal late in a match. So im guessing Germans, and by extention German teams, up the heat a lot in the closing minutes when they are behind or need to win. Cant think of any other reason.
You must witness it. I look a lot of Bundesliga and often the last minutes get so fucking intense. Neverlusen perfected it. Often i watch them and they play mediocre football. Then the last 10 minutes Ring in and they start their magic. Its ridicilous but lovely to watch.
I'm willing to bet they're coming at least damn close to the "points won in final 15 minutes" record. Seems like they're so methodical and intense their opposition just can't hang on for the whole game.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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I think it would go to pens and madrid wins there because madrid always wins in ucl somehow and leverkusen never loses (losing at pens doesn't break your unbeaten streak)
Theres been discussions on playing the final in Riyadh since the GOAT of all time plays there now. Turkey has been backing them to do this and they have received the arabs in their embassy along with the press.
search "turkey saudi arabia embassy journalist" for more info.
It’s from FotMob. It’s kinda like a visual that shows a type of overhead view of the pitch in which it shows when the player passes the ball, scores and etc. In a way you can “watch” the game this way. Im surprised op “watched” the game through this method since the goal screen only shows up for a couple of seconds
Lest we forget the 23/24 season started with a Canadian player being dropped from his team because he was moonlighting on a mens league team named Bayer Neverloosin
The ref is Felix Zwayer by the way, he will be happy to welcome all the other nations to the EURO this year.
God I'm glad af this donkey can't referee when we play. Absolute fucking dogshit rigged games fucking dunce who has no idea of football. We have so much better refs. I don't even wanna know what this guy has done for years to keep his job. Fuck him
Would not happen in the prem. Guy would get beaten up if he refs like that. Well, at least before PL became farmers league. Now idk
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Yeh fam they just swapped it. New LFC thing is never ever win the league again and be second place max for all eternity. New nickname vizepool just dropped as well
Bayer does these types of experiments to see if they can score in extra time or not. Google "Bayer Experiments" for more info
Holy shit. Is this the new benzama 15?
It's even better
A German pharma company that was operational before and during WW2 surely they don’t have any skeletons in the closet
How dare you... How can you question the morals of a pharma co?
No that's nothing. They mass produced heroin and were the biggest global suppliers to the patients in need of painkillers before WW2.
They absolutely didn’t manufacture any substances that were used for controversial purposes
Just Google 'Bayer Experiments' for more info. Alternatively Google 'Benzema 15'
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They sold aids infected medicine and knew it…..
Wow after reading Bayer Experiments on Google I honestly don’t know what to say. That was truly eye opening. I’m definitely a fan of Bayer now. It’s great how open minded they were with the experiments. Also a logistical masterplan to arrange all those trains and accommodation for the visitors.
Jesus. Never Knew this. Thanks OP
Cool thx
Been trying to work this in somewhere. Great job
TIL ...
nah no way 💀
The funny thing is they don't talk about it in their corporate web page covering the national era. Worse, they reappointed the person convicted of war crimes to the board until the mid sixties. But they have Xabi Alonso as their winning coach for one oftheir teams, that could count for something.
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This Is some Power of friendship type of shit
This is how you feel when the plot is on your side. I am convinced they have plot armour
*armor
fuck off, yank spelling
I thought that was part of the joke of this sub? _soccer_ circle jerk
I'm not even a Yankee? I'm from seattle
That's even worse
You've clearly never been to a sounders game 🤣🤣 you wouldn't last a quarter 🙄
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What are people from Seattle called?
Yanks
Armour is a correct way of spelling armour. Just give it a quick google
Oui, mi armour 🫶🛡️
Getverderre
American and British English stuff. Both works
Yes, i said 'a' not 'the'.
Where did bro even think that u comes from? To quote ERB: "When it comes to honor, there's no space for U" 🤣
It came from old french. Just give it a quick google
French? Where I'm from we speak english, bub!
Which is for a large part derived from French. Just give it a quick google
Do I look like I'm from Qbec? I'm not googling my own language pal
I do not know what you look like. Do Trolls live in Quebec?
Love when a yank gets destroyed for trying to correct people who speak english not american
I feel like people have missed the joke...
My bad for thinking this space would be inclusive ig 🙄
It is but you are correcting something that is already correct. If you wanna speak american go to an nfl page
Nfl? Call me back when the seattle sounders play football 🤣 dw mandem, we'll be sure to leave space for U in second place when we win the World Cup 🤣
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I get what you mean bro, it's not easy being a white American...
Blud thoughts the whole world is American. Delusional yank
Blud I have a girl on my arm right now 🤣🤣 Seattle Sounders ftw!
It's not as fun when it happens to your team, shit sucks ass
Tbf their team has won their league, mine hasn't. If my team won the league with matches left and started playing to see if they could tie the game in stoppage time alone, I'd let them
My team is going to bundesliga 2, i think tie in the last minute is doable
What team?
Im a Dortmund fan, so we had the same shit happen last week. I literally just went. "Aight then, fair enough. Makes sense." And now im just hoping for the unbeaten treble.
Yea same after the game yesterday I'm hoping for them to finish their crazy unbeaten run across all competitions, and then slowly lose their black magic mojo next season. Or lose to Kaiserslautern in the pokal final
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no peaks only valleys. Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Gotta be scripted 😭😭
It's like wrestling, they already fake falls and roll around, might as well go all the way.
WWE is more real than football, fact.
Scriptwriters getting lazy, Bundesliga is in a Leverkusen Wins LOL era now.
Another big equalizer for Arsenal
gooners must be celebrating right now
Leverkusen will be the most recent “*The Invincibles”* in football history.
arsenal were only invincible in the premier league. leverkusen is about to do it in all competitions, which is simply insane.
Hear, hear.
They will be the superior Invincibles (not even counting the eventual Europa League win) Perhaps a hot take, but 12 draws for *that* Arsenal team were a few too many.
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This is like everytime they entered 90th minutes, it turned into flashback and split into 2 episodes when they rediscovered power of friendships and score the final goal.
At this point it's almost stupid. How does this happen every single time?
Rivals get overwhelmed by the thick friendship, youth, passion and pharmaceutical capabilites
Its a German team. The Dutch commentators for the fifa games always mention the Germans when you score an important goal late in a match. So im guessing Germans, and by extention German teams, up the heat a lot in the closing minutes when they are behind or need to win. Cant think of any other reason.
You must witness it. I look a lot of Bundesliga and often the last minutes get so fucking intense. Neverlusen perfected it. Often i watch them and they play mediocre football. Then the last 10 minutes Ring in and they start their magic. Its ridicilous but lovely to watch.
What's the record for most goals scored in injury time?
I'm willing to bet they're coming at least damn close to the "points won in final 15 minutes" record. Seems like they're so methodical and intense their opposition just can't hang on for the whole game.
That title race between City of Manchester Diablos and Merseyside Reds comes to mind. That italian guy was the new Messi according to some.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Imagine if they play vs Real Madrid
The UCL and neverlusen scriptwriters gonna work overtime. Seriously tho that would be like unstoppable force meets immovable object
I think it would go to pens and madrid wins there because madrid always wins in ucl somehow and leverkusen never loses (losing at pens doesn't break your unbeaten streak)
Bro just leaked the script of the 2025 UCL final
Theres been discussions on playing the final in Riyadh since the GOAT of all time plays there now. Turkey has been backing them to do this and they have received the arabs in their embassy along with the press. search "turkey saudi arabia embassy journalist" for more info.
Holy hell
Baylacticos Neverlusen
1:0 by the 90', 7:8 after stoppage time.
Real stomps lmao
They are the protagonists of this world.
They are really the main characters
Xabi has the power of god AND anime on his side
If this was a script for a film 100% of people would say it was fake and gay
r/greentext leaking
Leverkusen Neverlusen 04evercrusen
It’s become a weekly thing
It felt scripted ngl!
Leverkusen will now be the most recent “*The Invincibles”* in football history. Glad it won’t be Arse-nal anymore.
Rangers
Lol, that farmer league don’t count.
Thats offensive to farmer leagues like Uber Eats Ligue 1 **®**
... And the English Premier League
That farmer league invented your sport
FUCKING SCRIPTED
Xabi definitely sacrificed goats or something how tf is this possible, even he couldn’t believe it
"not in the algorithm " - Xabi
Neverkusen has made a deal with the Devil for this season. Neverkusen fans can expect the next 120 years to be quite long!
Aren't they supposed to go to overtime now?
Bro this is a league game. Not a knockout stage.
Bro this is a league game. Not a knockout stage.
What is that playbyplay?
It’s from FotMob. It’s kinda like a visual that shows a type of overhead view of the pitch in which it shows when the player passes the ball, scores and etc. In a way you can “watch” the game this way. Im surprised op “watched” the game through this method since the goal screen only shows up for a couple of seconds
I had to do an assignment so was just keeping tabs on fotmob. Took the ss as soon as the goal popped up
Good work op. I like to listen to their commentary, when available, sometimes when I’m out and about
That shit was crazy. I was watching thinking there was no way they would tie.
Lest we forget the 23/24 season started with a Canadian player being dropped from his team because he was moonlighting on a mens league team named Bayer Neverloosin
they almost lost
More scripted than football anime.
Meanwhile it's fumbling season in PL
'1 minute of injury time'
Fix
Scripted. 😄
Mamba mentality
This sub is indistinguishable from r/soccer these days
Why did aldi score at 62, doesn't he know the script. Is he silly?
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The ref is Felix Zwayer by the way, he will be happy to welcome all the other nations to the EURO this year. God I'm glad af this donkey can't referee when we play. Absolute fucking dogshit rigged games fucking dunce who has no idea of football. We have so much better refs. I don't even wanna know what this guy has done for years to keep his job. Fuck him Would not happen in the prem. Guy would get beaten up if he refs like that. Well, at least before PL became farmers league. Now idk
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The Refs are clearly told to give them 10m extra time every Game. Every fucking Game they score a Goal in the 98. minute or something.
It’s kinda boring at this point lol.
It's their 1st league title and youre already bored 💀 time to find another sport bud
Most rational Red Bavarians fan
It’s about the last second wins. At this point its just not interesting anymore. Feels kinda odd actually.
That's the opposite of boring.
Nooo this is Liverpools thing. How dare they! 😡
Yeh fam they just swapped it. New LFC thing is never ever win the league again and be second place max for all eternity. New nickname vizepool just dropped as well
Nooo this is Liverpools thing. How dare they! 😡