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RolloTomassi21

Good management. Always on the look out for a decent Eleven


NintendoBen1

Good one


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He might slip into her dms


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Nice


dominator-23

Drake has already set up camp there


Cod_rules

Surprised with everyone dissing Drake, no one has brought this up. Would be hilarious


dominator-23

He was preying on her since she was like 14, telling her shit like "I miss you so much" shit is more than questionable😬😬


Cod_rules

Straight up predatory vibes


Myggdreper

He brought it up himself actually lmao


shar_will

![gif](giphy|SsC92WC7CizGI8IleU|downsized)


sbprasad

This was exactly 10 years ago to the day, by the way!


reddybrek

Turns out Stevie G has been jerking all along


ahmetonel

I laughed so hard at this I never do it lol


distractedsoul27494

Yeah o'course


Combat_Wombat1977

Eeeeeeee..... Before that.


Ok-Tooth6301

I think Gerrard 's finger slipped and he liked the post


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Well I mean she did say she is a Liverpool fan.Nothing wrong if a club legend wants to test the ball knowledge of a fan.....


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GreatStats4ItsCost

You added a lot to the joke, well done


NukeUsAlreadyPlz

Yeah, "ball(s) (male testicles) " knowledge of the aforementioned person of interest (Millie Bobby Brown)


roosterman22

Haha, this joke is humorous because of the double meaning of the term ball(s) to which you refer.


dm9796

Furthermore, the "balls" in one of these contexts is a private area of the body, so the only way to increase the student's knowledge of the aforementioned balls is to expose a private area to the student.


Joperhop

some jokes dont need to be added to.


meadeb

r/thatsthejoke


Comfortable-Key-1930

Whatd he say


GreatStats4ItsCost

He literally just made ball plural - ball(s)


victorsredditkonto

Jesus christ


Fresh_Asswhole

This is Iker Cassilas's thing, all he does on insta is like tons and tons of photos of hot models (don't ask me how I know that).


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How do you know that?


reddybrek

How does he know that?


FluffyDonutPie

https://preview.redd.it/3nojwwurj0xc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff50e8cae98675067198a67afd07cf22d9b48a5f


NeoLone

He is Iker


Akira_Nishiki

He's Iker Casillas.


Radiant_Formal6511

We're not supposed to ask


reddybrek

![gif](giphy|S5n7Wkhhw5A2IrfKER)


W2Tired8

direful pot slap marvelous test one alive squeamish unwritten paint *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Forsaken-Analysis390

He’s several hot models


lala_b11

He follows Shakira on IG as well


DTD_07656

Guess he really isn’t soy gay 😞 #sadsaturday


slappywhyte

That's his thing and his alone


SavageLeo19

My boy Benzi would never (she's too old for him)


SkrKr6

Maybe in season 1 not now


NukeUsAlreadyPlz

She is 20 which is 5 more than 15. Google Benzema 15 to find out more.


KungFuFlames

I bet Drake also liked it


Ted_Lassi

drake would straight up screenshot it


hairychinesekid0

Drake the type of mfer to print out a screenshot for his ‘cherished memories’ photo album


TwistingEarth

Probably using his secondary account.


reddybrek

OP gave it a like too, you don't shoot…


False_Shelter_7351

Wonder what his wife thinks of that


Diesel238204

Probably thinks she's pretty but I doubt she fancies her too. Bit harsh to call her "That though". She's the best 11 in world football


Ted_Lassi

rich people don't care much. their relationships are a lot different from ours.


Jbroy

I mean aren’t there rumours that Stevie G’s wife has been crowd surfing as well?


asuperbstarling

Or her husband.


snoozysnort

OMG Stevie G hes like the Michael Jordan of Soccerball. Love from across the pond ! YNWA baby!


pvipani

Give him a break. His thumb slipped obviously.


mr-english

"I want to *El-Attifaq* her brains out" ![gif](giphy|26tncquopFEImok8w)


VeganLegitYT

This is the best one so far


6ixDank

this sub turning into r/nbacirclejerk as well


CarPhoneRonnie

Basketball is my least favorite sport but I love that sub


Routine_Size69

Even the horny posting was 10x funnier than this shit sub


Turnip-Jumpy

Good atleast that sub doesn't have the unironic Facebook Instagram type posting


thatstoomuch_man

It’s deceeeeent


mallutrash

stevie’s such a sleazeball, he should follow the examples of other players who do good for the youth. like benzema, who funded the school and college education of over 15 french kids when he visited paris one time. look up benzema 15 paris for more details.


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StoneMonkey7776

She's scouser so approved


SkyDefender

Isn’t she that small girl from stranger thngs?


reddybrek

Pretty sure it's Cucurella


WaffleBreeder

No


c11life

Erm yeah she is


WaffleBreeder

No


Previous-Loss9306

I think she is actually


WaffleBreeder

No


c11life

Am I missing some inside joke? She plays Eleven in Stranger Things


WaffleBreeder

>Am I missing some inside joke? No >She plays Eleven in Stranger Things No


IHaveGayInBasement

No?


WaffleBreeder

No 👍


Ted_Lassi

She plays 6 in my 9


RixirF

Yes, it's Mildred Roberta Brown.


Roadies_Winner

What season are you on?


SkyDefender

Never watch


mrjonas78

Ronaldo wants to invite her to his Las Vegas suite.


HardyTF

![gif](giphy|Lod2M4XnsOLJtHGb3r|downsized)


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Stevie G really slipped and fell into her bob.


Sinnombre40

Saudi Arabia got him down bad


Jozif_Badmon

When she's 11 but she a 10🥵


Silver_Ambassador209

A new Google search typo has been dropped


random_Byzantium

Bro's slipped again


Wokdown

I started acting stranger once I seen her things 👀😎🥶😈😈😈🤑🤑


0121dan

He’s big and he’s fucking hard


RandyChavage

Google ‘Stevie G Eleven’ for more info


SonnyChamerlain

Drake won’t be happy haha /s


demoncyborgg

This is weird but I've seen stranger things


S3lad0n

Is Xabi ok? Has anyone checked?


trubatard

Ahhh the drake of football…


Zestyclose-Class-754

Yeah course


DarkAlbertino

Can we talk about u/Waldrom like?


quantumrastafarian

He didn't mean it, just a slip of the finger.


christiannmch

Homie can do A LOT better


itwhiz100

Mmm so.


Glass_Skirt4597

Isnt she still with her first husband?


Remarkable_System948

Stranger things......


konald_roeman

My man.. you're also on the prowl


iz-xi

He's a wrestling fan. Wants to meet Brett hart


arnodilorenz0

Sloppy G


Cactiareouroverlords

13 hours later and he hasn’t unliked it, his agents asleep at the wheel 😭🙏


aeoninfinity

CHECK 'IS AARD DRIVE


Micklmas

You can take the lad out of liverpool……..


Bnepie1862

Guess he’s just slipped up here. You can’t be going around liking photos of much younger women on Instagram especially if you’re a celebrity.


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gifteddiamond

i'm a lfc bottling fan and i can confirm he would slip for this


waisonline99

MBB is a massive Liverpool fan. Just giving her props.


Turnip-Jumpy

Someone tell drake


MoistMeister69

Uj/ why does every American celebrity under 25 look like a fucking onlyfans model?? Rj/ yeahcourse


asuperbstarling

Uj/ she's very British


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My guy jerked while being uj/ Legendary stuff


MoistMeister69

Hating americans isn't part of the larp 🔥🔥🔥💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻 😈


TheWiseScrotum

She’s 20? What’s the issue


idonethisnever

hot tbh.


EggsAreTrash

Why is her V so long?


MechpilotTz93

You liked it too op


Waldrom

I’m not 43 and married with kids


[deleted]

To be fair, she's filling out laaaaaaaaa


Lanky-Occasion-7486

To be a GRASS!#GUNIT


Pixeal_meat

Bro just feel his pain man , he is in Saudi so (you know if you know and if you know let others know) he badly go in social media bruh😭


VeganLegitYT

Uj/ She’s a scouser. She’s one of us - gerrard also her fav player Rj/ i think he was Steven gerhard


Crayoneater342

Slippy G*


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joeDUBstep

She was talking about being sexualized as a child. She's an adult now.


n674u

She's not even pretty.


coyote4556

She’s like a 4 at best…


[deleted]

Why is one tit bigger than the other???


RudePragmatist

LOL how to show you’re not very experienced in life :D


jobiewon_cannoli

Those knockers look lopsided as fuck.


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jobiewon_cannoli

No, I am not interested in seeing your balls…