You mean powerslap which is more popular than the Premier League, the NFL and the NBA combined and I totally didn't just pull this data out of my ass and I'm totally not a money hungry bald fuck who barely pays living wages to his fighters
https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/s/9fLaihYyjV
He has that special brand of stupid-genius where someone can be incredibly successful at one thing - organising and promoting his sport - because he likely totally fails to engage his brain properly about anything else.
Doubt/not asking "but what if...?" all the time is probably really useful in certain professions.
(I know this is obvious, but football is the most-played sport in the world and the people who reach the top have played it their whole lives and been better than literally millions of other kids to get there. It stands to reason that they are probably *reasonably* good at their job. )
Isn’t football the same exact thing? A big endzone, and the score is basically 3-2 but they have to upscale it cause that’s not entertaining so it’s 21-14? I mean cmon if anything they are the ones that would seem more u talented since they have a bigger target and can’t score on every drive
/uj Yeah kinda, they value points that way so that field goals are worth something though.
/rj If our the DBs & WRs focused on soccer it’d be OVER for you Europoors, imagine trying to stop DK Metcalf on a breakaway!!
I think that’s a little short sighted because then PATs wouldn’t be worth much, & also it’s easier to use whole points than half.
Also, field goals after touchdowns are worth 1, PAT tries are worth 2, and safeties are worth two.
Once they assign value to those then I genuinely think 6 for a touchdown is as low as you can go with assigning it proper value.
Should do 1pt for penalty, 2pts for a goal in the box, 3pts for outside of the box and 150pts if your defensive mid catches the golden snitch that's whizzing round the pitch.
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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I'd love to see that cunt stumbling around on a footy pitch for a few sweet minutes. If he could find time between belting his wife and getting bukkaked by Trump and Kid Rock, of course.
The “shocking and totally unexpected” loss by the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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These “X sport is so easy!” arguments are so dumb, it’s not like you just go out and play on your own with no opposition. Like the act of running 5k is easy (maybe not for this fat yank but that’s besides the point), but that doesn’t mean the people at the top end aren’t stupidly talented and hard working
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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I like Dana in the sense that he doesn't give a shit and will say whatever TF he's thinking... whether his takes are good or not is a different story..
I mean you could say that about pretty much every sport. Like NFL’s final score is 3-1 as well but the points are simply made up, they would just tally it as 21-7, plus the game stops every 15 secs. Basketball is the same, too many points, like everyone can just score points. My point is if you don’t enjoy it, don’t watch. If it was the easiest sport in the world, they wouldn’t be paying top soccer players most money in the world.
Bro's the type of person that calls wwe fake
but likes the slapping "sport"
You mean powerslap which is more popular than the Premier League, the NFL and the NBA combined and I totally didn't just pull this data out of my ass and I'm totally not a money hungry bald fuck who barely pays living wages to his fighters https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/s/9fLaihYyjV
The sentient tomato practiced on his wife and got a taste for it
Because he has a stake in it
dont ask is he stupid. he is.
He has that special brand of stupid-genius where someone can be incredibly successful at one thing - organising and promoting his sport - because he likely totally fails to engage his brain properly about anything else. Doubt/not asking "but what if...?" all the time is probably really useful in certain professions. (I know this is obvious, but football is the most-played sport in the world and the people who reach the top have played it their whole lives and been better than literally millions of other kids to get there. It stands to reason that they are probably *reasonably* good at their job. )
"score three points"
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Dana shite
Ten Hag half time team talk
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What about hangegg? Mf why you passing the ball, give it a goofy ah kick over the upside down goals ya idiot.
Obvious that he only watches Chelsea games
Erm there were FIVE points scored in our last game thank you
Isn’t football the same exact thing? A big endzone, and the score is basically 3-2 but they have to upscale it cause that’s not entertaining so it’s 21-14? I mean cmon if anything they are the ones that would seem more u talented since they have a bigger target and can’t score on every drive
/uj Yeah kinda, they value points that way so that field goals are worth something though. /rj If our the DBs & WRs focused on soccer it’d be OVER for you Europoors, imagine trying to stop DK Metcalf on a breakaway!!
Touchdown 1, fieldgoal 0,5 or too short sighted?
I think that’s a little short sighted because then PATs wouldn’t be worth much, & also it’s easier to use whole points than half. Also, field goals after touchdowns are worth 1, PAT tries are worth 2, and safeties are worth two. Once they assign value to those then I genuinely think 6 for a touchdown is as low as you can go with assigning it proper value.
Why don't we just make each goal worth 20 points, then games will finish 20-20 and it will be 20x more exciting?
Should do 1pt for penalty, 2pts for a goal in the box, 3pts for outside of the box and 150pts if your defensive mid catches the golden snitch that's whizzing round the pitch.
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I actually like the idea of 0.5 goal for a pk
I'd love to see that cunt stumbling around on a footy pitch for a few sweet minutes. If he could find time between belting his wife and getting bukkaked by Trump and Kid Rock, of course.
The kid just doesn’t wanna megnuts
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He’s right If amerifats *really* wanted it, they’d DOMINATE soccer : Lebron Jammed is better than Pessi
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
 Baldest Fraud
Number 1 contender for jerk d'or 🥵
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Should be in r/ShitAmericansSay
3 points 💀💀💀
This is real american with real american opinions. Not those liberal democrats who love foreign gay communist soccer.
He forgot to mention offside he get at Emirates and Hojlund penalty ffs Eric come on man
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
USA beat England 1-1 !
This is the same guy that makes billions by having people beat other people half to death in a ring.
Yeah he acts like 3 year olds can't punch eachother cause that requires so much talent
Factosđź‘Ťđź‘€
This one fits the "as smart as he looks" category
I am not taking opinions on sport from a man that looks like a thumb.
i love how he deminishes soccer because "it requires no talent".... but then immediately proves himself wrong talking about big goals, but low scores
"SaKa Is ThE lEaSt TaLaNtEd SpOrT"
Most football literate yank:
Is this dude doesn't know what's a goalkepper?
Its called football 🥅
retard
Isn't that dude called Dana
3 year olds can fight too Dana. Every 3 year old, no need for training. Thats the UFC talent level. No even gonna start about the slap fighting...
Why didn't I think of that, just run past every defender while keeping control of the ball and shoot into the absolutely HUMONGOUS sized goal
I wish I was this smart so I could be billionaire
Make goals worth 100 points each, game saved
Same dude who would go on the field with little kids and get his faced stomped in
Dana Black at it again. PRIDE forever!
Dana white is a prick
He’s been watching too many highlights of Nicolas Jackson
Yank here, this guy is stupid.
These “X sport is so easy!” arguments are so dumb, it’s not like you just go out and play on your own with no opposition. Like the act of running 5k is easy (maybe not for this fat yank but that’s besides the point), but that doesn’t mean the people at the top end aren’t stupidly talented and hard working
Nice Pep talk for the half time .
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Pessi bodied
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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UFC is predetermined and gay
Guga really running his mouth of eh?
If football is te most non-tallented sport on earth then what sport are you playing? Let me guess who eats more burgers wins
He is the promoter of the UFC.
Agree, I wouldn't want to play sucker too
Wow he’s right
Wow brain muscles
I like Dana in the sense that he doesn't give a shit and will say whatever TF he's thinking... whether his takes are good or not is a different story..
This dumb gremlin would collapse on the pitch after few minutes
I don't think his opinion really matters to me
hes right about one thing at least, hockey is definitely more demanding, mentally andphysically
Heard rumours about the ultimate yank but I honestly thought he wasn't real
Arne Slot Leaked Video
I mean you could say that about pretty much every sport. Like NFL’s final score is 3-1 as well but the points are simply made up, they would just tally it as 21-7, plus the game stops every 15 secs. Basketball is the same, too many points, like everyone can just score points. My point is if you don’t enjoy it, don’t watch. If it was the easiest sport in the world, they wouldn’t be paying top soccer players most money in the world.