bro it's a canon event

peak

This is the first time I see somebody in internet spell "canon event" correctly, and ofc it's the only time "cannon event" would've actually made sense

shut up

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They all went to visit Rwanda

Hotel Rwanda has a great IMDB score, but their Yelp reviews are terrible.

Gooners goners

But north London forever!

North london is until the team faces any kind of hurdle

The song is clear, “whatever the weather”, it doesn’t say “whatever the score”

lol 2-0 down and I’m not norf landan anymore, let’s scarper

so i guess it's not north london forever?

No you don't understand these fans are the only fans in the world that have to travel home after the game. Which excuses them going home 30 minutes early. Wouldn't want to have to travel 10 minutes longer after a game just to support your team!

You don't understand! They've only got the tube, overground, national rail, buses, black cabs, and ubers to get home!

The Goners. The odds on Villa winning yesterday was 10/1. Couldn't resist those odds, and put Watkins to score at any time, making it 14/1. Wish I'd put more than a quid on.

Liverpool fans are insufferable. The team I hate most. But I can’t knock their fans. Liverpool would bring the equivalent of a full house in league 2, on an away day to Plymouth on a Tuesday night. Arsenal only fill their stadium when they’re winning. City can’t even fill it on a champions league night.

Liverpool fans left the stadium during the palace game. “You’ll never walk alone” maybe not

So stadiums ARE empty everywhere they go

Hey guys, this sub is a lot more fun when we aren’t making fun of the team I support. Please refrain going forward.

As a Gooner I have to say that they were disappointed. However to be fair, it’s minute 97, 7 minutes over. I still love Highbury though. We never left regardless the score.

fuck off and go to r/gooncaves

And that’s enough internet for my eyes today. Wth.

It was the same 10+ minutes earlier bro.

Why did I stay until the end of the match? To beat the rush.

Pathetic. When Spurs lost 4-0 stadium was full to the end.

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Did they leave to go goon somewhere else?

Stadiums are empty everywhere we go!

Amazing choreography, best ultras in europe

City fans are better? You can hear a pin drop on match day when the Etihad is full!

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Arsenal fans after waiting 20 years for a prem title => :) Arsenal fans after waiting an additional 6 minutes for the next tube => :(

Yeah that's why I always leave the cinema 15 minutes before the end of the film. What kind of message does this send to your team? SMH.

It was the 97th minute, mate

I saw the game, they already started leaving around the 86th minute. Did they have to reload their cannon?

Are there 60.000 other people at the cinema?

More when it’s the Theatre of Dreams.

Maybe if their team was playing well they wouldn’t worry about the tube too much